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"Mr. Wujo! The curse spirit of the Association for the Protection of the Personal Safety and Rights of the Curse Spirit is suspected to be haunting Sendai!"

Gojo Satoru: I know, I am the vice president of the association, and I let them play tricks there.

"Mr. Gojo! The Cursed Masters are collectively protesting against insufficient wages on the [Cursed Master Recruitment Trading Platform]. Are they planning to blackmail us?"

Gojo Satoru: I know, I am the webmaster, I asked them to ask for salary.You really gave too little, not enough to eat a meal of spicy pot.

"Mr. Wujo! The Yusanjia announced to stop investing in the Conjuration High School, what should we do?!"

Gojo Satoru: I know, because the Yusanjia has no money, so there is no need to worry about investment issues. Those who withdraw capital from the Yusanjia will directly give the investment money to the Conjurer High School.

You ask the Wutiao family is also one of the three imperial families, why Wutiao Satoru doesn't panic?

Because he is not only the sole heir of the Gojo family, one of the three royal families, but also the strongest in the world, the vice president of the Curse Spirit Personal Safety Protection and Rights Protection Association, the administrator of the [Curse Master Recruitment Trading Platform], and the runaway Osamu Dazai agent.

A god-level 007 superman who holds five jobs, and even the part-time emperor Toru Amuro can't be willing to bow down, Gojo Satoru really deserves to be the author's perfect person except for his personality.

Invincible.

"I won't complain about your traveling at public expense when I'm working overtime anymore." Xia Youjie patted his brother's shoulder sympathetically, and took out the gift for visiting with Jiarui Nizizi.

Xia Youjie was also busy, but without Dazai as a demon, the affairs of the Panxing Sect suddenly fell a lot. He finally realized: he actually doesn't have so much to do every day!It was Dazai Osamu who deliberately made trouble for him there!

Dazai Osamu, the source of all evil who turned the entire magic world upside down by himself, and finally patted his ass and left, is currently on a wonderful vacation in Hawaii.

Except for occasional communication with Gojo Satoru, Lehu and others through video conferencing, Osamu Dazai will only show his extraordinary diligence on the weekly "Approaching Science" script deadline, and the rest of the time he is happily fishing.

He was so relieved to finally put the world in order and go on vacation happily.

It's sad to say that at first, I just wanted to change the world and play games happily, but the spirit of making troubles led Osamu Dazai through a period of ups and downs, and started the road of reform vigorously.

As expected of him, he is very ambitious.

"It's really impossible to cover up human talent." Osamu Dazai knocked the game console on his head with his eyes closed, "It's so boring, why is the game industry in this world not as developed as mine?"

"Aren't all games like this?" Ling Ling, who held the handle and swung Dazai Osamu unilaterally, tilted his head, and a small light bulb appeared above his head, "Master, do you want to play a holographic game?"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes instantly, his eyes brightened, "Good! Zero-chan has equipment?"

"No." Ling Lingyi poured cold water on his head, and added with Osamu Dazai's expression on his mouth, "But there are similar existences in the alternative world of the 'Caifeng' system."

"Sounds fun." Osamu Dazai rolled on the sofa with a pillow in his arms, "Can I go to a world with fun games next time when I'm picking songs?"

"Leave it to me." Lingling patted her chest confidently, "I'll let the master sort it out."

Choose an exciting real-life game to play, there is no krypton gold system, one life at the beginning, and it's over when you finish playing.

[Ding~ You have a video call request from "Sweet Snow Monster", are you connected? ] Osamu Dazai slowly reached for the phone, and yawned while clicking to connect, the sound effects of the game on the TV beside him blared passionately.

"I was in Tokyo because of your plan, but you stayed on the phone all night in Hawaii?" Gojo Satoru gnashed his teeth from the phone, "Don't you think I can't call you if you are far away?"

"How could it be?" Osamu Dazai said hypocritically, "I trust Gojo-kun's ability to entrust you with the heavy responsibility. Don't disappoint Mina-san's expectations!"

"You're just lazy." Gojo Satoru ruthlessly exposed Osamu Dazai's false lies, "Isn't it fun to be behind the scenes?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai didn't bother to continue to put on a show with him.He graciously took a bite of the Sendai famous product Kikufu, edamame whipped cream flavor, which was sent to him by Takuo across the Pacific Ocean, Gojo Satoru's favorite.

"The so-called behind-the-scenes black hand is someone who formulates a conspiracy and then lets others do things." Osamu Dazai plausibly said, "Great behind-the-scenes workers will not come to the stage. I have prepared so well for you. Can you magicians Can't not disturb the hard-earned vacation of ordinary people?"

So it makes sense that the burdens of the curse spirit, curse master, and conjurer all rest on me alone?Gojo Gojo wanted to hit someone.

"Didn't Xiayou-kun help you?" Osamu Dazai picked up the next one after eating one Xikufu, and took a good bite, "Didn't I leave the brain chipmunk to you? It’s still a man to run the wheel to relieve your boredom.”

Brainstorm: I am a villain, and I am finally reduced to the colorful clothes entertaining relatives?

"..." Gojo Satoru refused to be led by the nose again by Osamu Dazai, he changed the subject, "When are you going back to Tokyo?"

"I'm not coming back." Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked at Gojo Satoru, who was drowned in documents in the video, "Tokyo is no longer fun for me."

"You want to settle in Hawaii?" Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows.

"Who knows." Osamu Dazai said casually, "Maybe he will go to another world."

Gojo Satoru: "Are you serious? Have you read too many novels about the second disease?"

"Imagination is a very important talent." Osamu Dazai said meaningfully, "Don't be limited by the times, don't be bound by the past. Gojo-kun, your eyes should be able to see farther."

Gojo Satoru raised his head from his desk, and looked at Osamu Dazai through a thin piece of glass.

The black-haired young man was lying on the sofa, and the girl with skin as pale as snow was lying on Dazai Osamu's back, holding a game controller in her hand.

Zero doesn't look like a curse spirit.Such a thought had never appeared so clearly in Wujo Wu's mind.

She was nothing like it, and they didn't hide that fact much.

Gojo Satoru found someone to investigate Dazai Osamu's resume, and it was impeccable, so perfect that even the best scammers couldn't say a word wrong.

But falsehood cannot be concealed from Six Eyes, Gojo Satoru cannot see Dazai Osamu's life, and the connection between him and the world is as transparent as nothingness.

"Are you leaving?" Gojo Satoru asked suddenly.

So sharp.Osamu Dazai looked up at him, gave a faint "hmm", and replied, "There is no reason to stay any longer."

From the chance encounter to the secret conspiracy, the relationship between Gojo Wu, Xia Youjie, Dazai Osamu and Ling Ling is not far or close, and it happens to be maintained at a delicate critical point.

Neither ecstasy because of meeting, nor weeping because of parting.

The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water.

There will be a day of parting, and it looks no different from an ordinary day in the past.

Gojo Satoru nodded "Oh": "I will tell Jie, I guess you are not interested in calling each other to say goodbye."

"Indeed." Osamu Dazai said frankly, "Overseas calls are very expensive."

"...Where are you short of money?" Gojo Satoru originally wanted to not hate Osamu Dazai in "the last days" and let him leave a "beautiful" memory, but he still lost to this person's shamelessness.

You have more money than him!Hot men don't need to pretend!

Osamu Dazai pretended to be ignorant and changed the subject: "Gojo classmate, as your mentor in life, the teacher has a trick to teach you in the face of your current predicament."

"Get out." Gojo Wu said ruthlessly, "Don't give yourself a title without authorization."

"Isn't your biggest worry now that you can't finish your work?" Osamu Dazai saw blood under the rebel's disobedient words, stabbing Wujo Wu's fatal point.

Gojo Satoru: "..." That's true.

"Teach by example, my friend." Dazai Osamu felt heartbroken that a child cannot be taught, "I have given you so many demonstrations, you should learn from it!"

Young man, if you say all the work is entrusted to you, are you really stupid to do it all by yourself?There are so many coolies around us that can be used!Do not waste!

There is no job that can't be done, only workers who can't throw the pot away.

Teacher, don't I often blame you and classmate Xia You?What a vivid demonstration!He has students who can blame him, don't you?

Gojo enlightenment enlightenment.

He got it.

Yes, why does he have to work alone?Isn't he a man who aspires to be an educator?Isn't he a human soul engineer with peaches and plums all over the world?

"Of course things should be assigned to the students. This is the spur of love."

A few years later, Gojo Satoru, who became the first-year head of the Tokyo Magic College, smiled and handed a stack of documents to Zenyuan Maki who looked at him with disgust.

"You just want to be lazy." Chanyuan Maki picked up the thick paperwork with two fingers, "Have you fallen to the point of squeezing students? You immoral teacher."

They have just passed the test of the high school of conjuration. At this time, they are exhausted physically and mentally. The head teacher can forget about not treating guests to dinner, but he even tried to make them do free jobs. Damn you!

There are two tests for the High School of Conjuration. One is the iron fist question from the principal Ye Mozhengdao: What is your dream? Bah, why did you come to the High School of Conjuration?

The second is the entrance examination.

That's right, every school has an entrance exam, and the High School of Conjuration is no exception.

Do you think you can get rid of the torture of monthly exams by entering a college?Innocent.

Life-long learning.

The content of the exam for the High School of Conjuration is unique, neither politics, history, geography nor biochemical biology. They take the "Approaching Science" post-reading review and 100 questions.

"Approaching Science", a long-lasting prime-time super program, even if the director and script are changed many times, it will not change the fact that it is No. 1. The hosts Mimiko and Nanako are the daughters of the nation , An evergreen tree-like existence in the entertainment industry.

Every student of the High School of Conjuration has to watch the program on time, share their readings and hold exchange meetings regularly, and learn the speaking style of Mimiko and Nanako. No matter how nonsensical supernatural events they encounter, they must learn to use scientific language to fool them.

This last point is especially important.

Even in the enchantment where the [tent] is spread, there will be innocent people involved.Conjurers don't just get rid of the curse spirit and they're done, they also use their outstanding eloquence to convince ordinary people that they just experienced a XX event caused by XX theory proposed by XX master, so as to dispel the fear in the hearts of ordinary people , to avoid the second birth of the curse spirit.

It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish. Scientism must be used to defeat idealism.

Although the Conjuration College is a technical school in name, it undoubtedly cultivates multi-functional talents.

Just fighting is not enough!Even the strongest has to work overtime every day because of the paperwork, and the rookie should share the work of the teacher. Every paperwork given by Gojo Satoru contains the teacher's deep love for the students!

"Don't say that, Maki." Gojo Satoru pretended not to understand Maki's questioning at the Zen Academy, and distributed the documents to the students who had been tricked by him one by one, "Read carefully, they are very important documents."

"Is it a problem left over from that great change?" The panda, who lived with the night moth since he was a child, flipped through the documents with his paws, "The Curse Spirit Protection Association, Curse Master Dating Site, Curse Master Talent Training Program... Although I am not Human beings, but the person who can propose this era-changing change policy is absolutely impossible to be an ordinary person."

If Gojo Satoru hadn't categorically denied it, they would have been unbelievable that there was someone else behind the scenes.

"No." Gojo Satoru shook his finger mysteriously, "That guy is real, he's an ordinary person."

"Huh?" Chanyuan Maki looked over and asked with interest, "Don't you have any magic power?"

"Yeah, not at all." Gojo Satoru pointed at the teaching building with his thumb sideways, "Didn't you see it when you passed the corridor? There is a photo of him hanging in the honorary alumni column."

"Salmon." The dog curly scratched the position of the eyes, and gestured to Zenyuan Maki and the panda with his eyes.

"Oh!" Panda remembered immediately, "Is that the young man whose right eye is wrapped in a bandage? Both arms seem to be seriously injured."

"Is it the same style as Wu Zhe's eye bandage?" Chanyuan Maki recalled, and suddenly missed the point, "Who copied whose idea?"

Dazai Osamu, an excellent bandage expert, not only is very fanatical about bandages, but also recommends it to Gojo Satoru of the sunglasses school, and successfully sells Amway.

"Bandages, there is nothing more perfect than bandages." Zenin Maki's words made Gojo Satoru think of Osamu Dazai desperately grabbing him and telling him the basic common sense of pharaoh cosplay lovers all afternoon, vowing to sell himself to the death Amway.

Gojo Satoru was so annoyed by him that he tentatively used a bandage instead of sunglasses to complete a mission.

It's so convenient, the bandage can fix the hair like hairspray, he loves it.

"An ordinary person dominates the future of the whole world..." Chanyuan Maki murmured, "It's so strong."

"Well, that guy does have an extraordinary mind." Gojo Satoru scratched his hair, "But..."

However, Osamu Dazai is probably not from this world.

His ability to erase the power of a curse is not a curse, but a product of another power system, just as the curse spirit that he is following is probably not a creature born of a curse in the true sense.

They came here for a reason, and left quietly one day.

Only the glorious battle results and a brand-new world are left, free and undisciplined, powerful and fearless.

"Another world?" Gojo Satoru looked up at the vast and infinite sky, and said with some expectation: "When everything settles down, I'll go play too."

Since he is the strongest, it is not impossible to break the barriers of the world, right?

The author has something to say: Enlightenment: Temporarily offline.

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