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"Hot pot, I want to eat it too." Dazai Osamu murmured.

He was facing the computer screen, and the screen was full of green mountains and clear waters. Three super magic spirits sat around the hot pot and ate heartily, making Osamu Dazai greedy.

Don't ask why there are cameras in the deep mountains and old forests, it's black technology.

Zero Zero, the almighty Kami, will always be as warm as spring to Osamu Dazai, who successfully delivered the manuscript. She not only provides a full-map GPS service with one click, but also sends a live broadcast for Osamu Dazai to analyze the battle situation.

The special eating and broadcasting in front of me is exactly what Ling Ling specially ordered for Osamu Dazai.

The super magic spirit in your eyes: the domain expands, killing people like hemp, terrifying.

The actual super-level mantras: Hot Pot Hot Spring, Juvenile Jump, Ba Shi.

The hot pot is so delicious, even the combination of Louhu, Hanayu, and Tuoliang blowing rainbow farts can't heal Dazai Osamu's injured heart.

"Zero sauce, let's eat hot pot today." Osamu Dazai couldn't help but said, "It's very easy to make, Xia Youjie will definitely do it!"

In order to protect the healthy growth of Mimiko and Nanako, all members of the Panxingjiao are forbidden to order takeaway food. Even the behind-the-scenes boss Osamu Dazai has no way to fight against the male mother who protects the cubs on this point.

Whoever rules the kitchen is the real king.

"Do you want to eat durian stewed chicken pot bottom?" Ling Ling's eyes lit up.

What they eat is the bottom of the durian stewed chicken pot, so I can judge that the taste of durian must be very delicious on the tongue of the mantra, and it is something she can eat!

"...that's fine too." Osamu Dazai reluctantly said, "Make a nine-square grid, and you can eat bitter gourd and jellyfish at the bottom of the pot if you want."

"Really?" Lingling replied, "Zai Daxing, let's go catch jellyfish together!"

Zai Daxing: Elegant Butterfly.

"I'll ask Xia Youjie if he eats brains." Lingling picked up the rat wheel beside him and shook it in his hand, "It still refuses to eat rat food, probably because it can't keep it alive. I'm going to eat it today." Let's wash off the hot pot together."

Chipmunk: "Squeak! Squeak!"

You are so cruel!We are both curse spirits, why can't we be considerate of each other!

With the screams of the chipmunk leaving, Ling Ling happily knocked on the door next door to harass the leader who was working hard and looked hopeless.

Osamu Dazai was waiting for some good news in the room, and he was idle, so he took out his mobile phone by the way, ready to draw a card.

The best-selling of "Monster" and the previous "Bride of the Gods" earned enough diamonds for Osamu Dazai to draw two more ten consecutive draws.

He, rich, swells.

"It's been a long time since I drew a card. Zero-chan, what song is playing today?" Osamu Dazai asked Ling Ling who was lying on the phone screen and looking around beside the card pool.

Every draw card must have BGM.Whether it's right or wrong, it all depends on today's playlist.

"Today's recommendation is "Song of Heroes" and "Wonderful Date". Which one does the master like?" Lingling thought for a while, and thought they were both good and in line with her taste. "How about putting both?"

"No." Osamu Dazai shook his head resolutely, and said reverently, "I can feel that my luck today is not among them."

Osamu Dazai, a man who has gradually evolved from an atheist to a master of metaphysics, from his ignorance of Feng Shui at the beginning to his accurate prediction when he draws Kaji, he has super-evolved.

After doing some divination, Osamu Dazai, who got the answer, made up his mind, closed his eyes and sacrificed his life for justice, and said, "Zero-chan, I've decided to release the audio of the little dwarf in your collection who sings drunkenly."

Metaphysics says: Fight poison with poison.

Ling Ling was shocked: The master sacrificed to such a level for the sake of drawing cards?Terrible, is this human's obsession with European Qi?

The volume button was stepped up one by one, and Lingling picked up the weak and helpless Heitu, and silently huddled in the corner.

Nakahara Nakahara scolds Osamu Dazai after drunk. Audio.mp3 starts playing.

"Hi! I, Zhongya Zhongyuan, today I will perform a unique skill that I have cherished for many years for everyone in the port of Mafia." A voice suddenly exploded, shattering the integrity in the air.

A dizzy voice came from the stereo, accompanied by "Stop Mr. Chuya!", "Don't let Mr. Dazai hear!", "Newcomers are not allowed to record - remember to send me a copy" There was a lot of noise, and Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his voice and officially spoke.

"I'll show you a show—report the name of the dish!"

"Yeah yah yah yah - steamed mackerel fried mackerel boiled mackerel fresh, fried mackerel braised mackerel garlic mackerel salty salty, sweet and sour mackerel shredded mackerel fried mackerel sweet%￥ #@&*…”

Osamu Dazai couldn't listen to the following content. He felt pain all over his body, and the veins on his forehead throbbed wildly, like a fish being held down on a chopping board. Even its tail could only hang down weakly to be slaughtered.

So cruel, why should mackerel be treated like this, what did mackerel do wrong?It's just a delicious fish!

Unable to wait any longer, Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and tapped his fingers on the screen.

Pressed off.

With a loose hand, the little hell three-headed dog dashed forward and used three heads together, biting Kachi and ran towards the place pointed by Osamu Dazai.

If he doesn't get stuck in the pool, he will always be stuck in the pool.

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes tentatively, and the three dog heads pointed at his fingers. He gasped on the spot, and almost threw the phone away with a shaking hand.

"I thought the owner had gotten used to it..." Lingling picked up the dog speechlessly, and patted the dog's head sympathetically.

Be good, it's not your fault, it's because the master is so useless, Dish.

R cards jumped out of the card pool on the screen, without the exciting Dangdang market music, Osamu Dazai knew that the plane must have crashed.

"Forget it, it's not bad to have an SR." He could only use the guarantee to comfort himself forcefully, and clicked on the last card floating on the table.

[SR·Strict Reminder], with a bonus attribute [Rush to Draft].

Serious women's suits without a single wrinkle, simple briefcases that reveal a workplace temperament, square black-framed eyes, and the most important small whip for chasing pigeons, can be said to be very strict!

"Wow, this is good!" Lingling immediately changed into a new outfit, and happily picked up the small leather whip in her hand and circling around, "Super—suitable for the owner!"

Lingling dismissed Dazai's title of non-chief, where is he not a chief?This is clearly the Europe of Europe, the giant Europe of Europe!

What a perfect sr card, the planner has finally done it once!

Osamu Dazai, heart ashes.

The sorrows and joys of people are not connected, and he only feels that he is gloating.

The saddest thing is that, except Osamu Dazai himself, no one would think that this is not a good card. Tsushima fans celebrated together and sang "Good Day" in unison.

Destroy it, this world where people are not allowed to delay manuscripts.

Ling Ling, he is no longer a human being!

"This is not right." Osamu Dazai thought, his divination could not be wrong, today's celestial horoscope is clearly the celestial horoscope when the SSR came out.

"There's one more ten-year round, do you want to change the disc?" Lingling covered her ears and walked around the small speaker on the screen. Amid Zhongyuan Zhongye's reputation as a wild restaurant, she quietly licked her lips.

Hungry and wanted cha mackerel.

The consciousness of the main body is synchronized with the avatar, and Ling Lingling, who is making the hot pot menu with Xia Youjie, silently adds two strokes to the menu, hiding his merit and fame.

It doesn't matter whether the tongue of the mantra can taste, what matters is the sense of ritual.

Osamu Dazai knew nothing about Ling Ling's little tricks, and he didn't know that half an hour later he was about to usher in the tragedy of cannibalism.

Holding the mentality of "I can't be so wrong", like thousands of card draw crash players, he put all his diamonds into the card pool with all his might.

The familiar vegetable market symphony is so beautiful and elegant at the moment. Osamu Dazai turned off "The Song of Nakahara Chuya Murdering Mackerel" with one click and set it as a single loop. He was excited in his heart and turned his back on him reservedly. The SSR.

Yes, he wasn't excited at all, it was just a routine operation.

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The card was flipped open, and the golden light filled the world.

[ssr Super High School Level Fishing Expert]

No matter it is deep sea or shallow sea, no matter mountain stream or Tianchi, excellent fishers can always find their own prey. Their keen eyes can see through glaciers thousands of meters below, and their sharp fishing rods are enough to kill humpback whales. Take to the sky.

Bonus attribute [Water Affinity]: Wherever water exists, it is home.

In all fairness, this card can afford the SSR level in terms of attributes alone, and it is extremely friendly to people like Osamu Dazai, who has been in the water all year round, and his fingers will not peel no matter how long he soaks in the water.

but……

Catch "fish" expert.

Chuya Nakahara’s voice seemed to be still echoing in his ears. The 108 cooking methods of mackerel were running around in front of Osamu Dazai, and fishes wrapped in bandages kept flashing in front of his eyes. The strange light in his eyes destroyed countless college entrance examination students Heart to do reading comprehension.

"Just pretend that this card never existed." Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and turned off the phone, as long as he didn't look at it, the phantom pain couldn't catch up with him.

"The basic condition for Zero Sauce to open physical exchange is five SSRs, and I already have four." He counted on his fingers, "One SSR is short."

Ling Ling, who can talk and laugh beside him, is completely different from the 3D villains and non-human rabbit dolls that can be seen but cannot be touched on the screen.What he really touches is his.

"I really want to know what kind of expression Zero-chan will show when he drinks bitter gourd juice after he has a real human body." Osamu Dazai made a persecuted voice.

Heh heh heh, the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will let who go!

"Bitter melon juice?" Ling Ling, who was squatting in the corner with the dog in his arms, was deep in thought.

Why did Osamu Dazai suddenly mention bitter gourd juice?Masaka, can he finally appreciate her good intentions?

It is indeed a big son of my mother!It's never too late to start a healthy green life!

"Mr. Xiayou, add another plate of bitter gourd." Ling Linguo broke his mouth, "My boss likes to eat."

Are you sure?Xia Youjie really wanted to ask a question, but was finally defeated by Ling Ling's firm gaze.

All right, eat some bitter gourd, if you want to live a decent life, you have to eat more or less green.

Bitter gourd is good, bitter gourd is wonderful, memiko and Nanako should also eat more vegetables.

Half an hour later, Mimiko, Nanako, and Osamu Dazai were faced with stewed chicken with durian, bitter gourd jellyfish, tomato beef, red oil fried pepper, old altar sauerkraut, abnormal spicy, mushroom cabbage, seafood oysters, and clear boiled water. Showed a happy expression.

Except for the first two that you should not try easily, the latter ones are all edible and delicious, long live Jiugongge!

While they were having fun, Xia Youjie began to serve the dishes.

"You can put vegetables in the hot pot by yourself. I have prepared some dishes." Xia Youjie said while taking out a plate of mackerel with shaved scales.

Osamu Dazai, lost color.

"Eat more vegetables." Xia Youjie continued, taking out a plate of bitter gourd.

Mimiko, lose color.

"There are also special dishes invented by Miss Lingling." Xia Youjie took out a plate of fried sausage with watermelon and a bowl of winter melon and orange soup.

Nanako, lose color.

"Okay, let's start!" Zero. Mantra's sense of taste is completely opposite to that of human beings. Zero and Summer Oil. Because Mantra is too unpalatable, he thinks other dishes are delicious. Jie clasped his hands together and picked up the chopsticks happily.

Jiugong grid, the needle does not poke!

Human beings were cooking hot pot, and the chipmunk tied to the side to smell the smell sucked the saliva in his mouth, and coldly looked away from the hot Jiugongge.

It is the greatest boss in the whole drama, how could the big boss eat such a down-to-earth hodgepodge of hot pot?

Their bosses are all gentlemen in suits and leather shoes who cut steaks elegantly in high-end restaurants, and they will never be drool over hot pot.

"Suck it up." The chipmunk swallowed the liquid secreted in its mouth, and turned its attention to how to save itself.

After this period of observation, it completely vetoed the idea of ​​creating a gap between Dazai Osamu and Zero Zero to fish in troubled waters.

It's a smart little brain, it doesn't play with the sand sculpture scourge.

"At this point, I can't do it on my own." Naohua covered its stomach.

The doctor said that it has a bad stomach and can only eat soft rice. Now it's time to listen to the doctor.

It has to find a way to eat the soft food of Leuhuhuayu.

As a man honorably known as the most evil magician in history, Kamo Xianren certainly knows the truth of keeping a hand in everything.

The three caves of cunning rabbits, in the cruel nature of natural selection, the more rabbits dig more holes, the higher the survival rate. If you can drill the grassland into briquettes, why worry about being eaten by wolves?

Kamo Xianren was caught off guard by Dazai Osamu earlier, and none of the protective formations and life-saving props he set up were used, and they were roughly stuffed into the mouse shell.

Now it only has one last skill left to use: Naohua left a triggering spell on Leuhu, which can send a sentence to the other party through the air.

The simpler the technique, the less mana is needed.With the body of a mouse, only this spell can be barely used, even if it is so, it has to dormant for several months to accumulate enough spell power.

The gap between humans and rats is so heart-wrenching, the villain is really aggrieved!

"When Lihu and the others come to save me, I will hang Osamu Dazai upside down on the roof to relieve my hatred." Naohua swore in his heart.

The gray mouse took a deep breath, slowly applied force, and left a distance of 8000 meters to write the first ink marks on the clothes that Liuhu had just washed today.

It intends to tell Lehu:

[Pan Xingjiao, Shuji Tsushima harmed me, please save me quickly. 】

The idea is beautiful, and the practice is very good.

Leuhu's clothes consisted of a black top and bottom trousers and a yellow spotted cloak. The mantra of Brain Flower was a pitch-black color, so it could only be seen clearly by writing on the yellow-robed monster's cloak.

But you know the cloak, it's very floating, like a little white dragon floating in the wind.

In the difficult environment where the wind is whistling and fluttering, the brain has finished writing the text message, and before it has time to check, the spell fails, and it falls headlong into the running wheel.

In the remote forest, Leuhu, who was eating hot pot, felt his cloak itchy. He stretched out his hand and pulled it, only to find that his cloak, which he had just washed in the morning, had been scrawled with many ugly words.

"Blind!" Leu Hu was furious, "Who careless person is playing with Lao Tzu's cloak, don't let me grab your braids, I'll knock off your head!"

[There are not many people who can send you a message. Judging from the traces of the spell power, it should be the news from the brain. 】Hua Yu said.

Leu Hu pulled off her cloak cursingly, ready to read the text message.

It tilted its head to look from front to back, and there was a message written on the cloak, and Lehu read it slowly: "Pan Xingjiao hurt me, save Tsujima Shuji quickly."

"What's going on, is Mr. Tsushima in danger?" Tuo Liang was so frightened that the tripe on the spoon fell off.

"Since it's the news from Naohua, it shouldn't be wrong." Leu Hu got up solemnly.

For the sake of the big plan, they originally planned to lie dormant for a period of time before appearing on the stage, but now the situation has changed, and Mr. Tsushima is in danger!

"For the sake of the teacher, why not reveal your identity?" Leo Hu Dayi waved his arms aggressively, "Let's go, family members, let's go!"

Rescue Shuji Tsushima Operation 1.0, action!

The author has something to say: Brain Flower: Teammate Pig!Don't say I know you guys!shame!

Zai: It's none of my business this time (spread hands)