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The cool wind blows away the heat of midsummer, and the temperature finally cools down as autumn approaches.

Walking on the streets of Shibuya, a passer-by in a plaid shirt suddenly frowned and wiped his forehead, sweating profusely.

"Strange, the temperature is obviously not high today." He muttered, wiped his hands with the hem of his shirt, and passed the air.

Lehu walked slowly on the street with people coming and going, and Mount Fuji above her head spit out smoke rings. The high temperature distorted and blurred the air around it, like a foggy water mirror.

"Human beings are still so weak and hypocritical." Leuhu passed by pedestrians again and again, and it only had one bright and twinkling eye showing a little disdain.

Compared to hypocritical human beings, curses born of negative emotions are species with true temperament, and they should be able to inherit the title of "human being", Leo Hu firmly believes.

"If it wasn't for those conjurers, tiny humans wouldn't be able to resist the curse at all." It snorted coldly.

As a powerful existence among super magic spirits, Leuhu is not weak at all.

It's just bad luck.

When he met the strongest man in the world on his front foot, his head was twisted off, and on his back foot, he met the cursed king and was ruthlessly killed in seconds.

Obviously, it is Lang Mie who ranks among the top ten in combat power in the whole play, but it only left the audience with the impression of being beaten, miserable, miserable, miserable.

The miserable Hubao didn't know that he was doomed to be beaten. At this time, he was in high spirits, with a mouthful of tan and neat and conspicuous teeth, walking on the streets of Shibuya with his head held high.

Compared with her companion Hana Yu, who is not so fluent in human speech, Lehu's anthropology is good.Relying on the fact that ordinary people can't see itself, it walks into the bookstore on the corner swaggeringly, squats in the corner and prostitutes this issue of Juvenile Jump for free.

The mantra is also entertaining. Leuhu squatted in the corner watching it, the boy Manman was fascinated, until two high school students stood beside it.

Leuhu was squeezed back and forth by several legs, it had no choice but to back up and down, huddled in a corner and continued to read a book.

It's not that it dares not resist, but that this bookstore is the closest and safest to their base camp, even as strong as Leo Hu, he has to bow his head for the young Jump.

"Have you found Mr. Tsushima's new book?" The girl nudged her companion gently with her elbow, "We came over the wall during our lunch break, so we can't stay for too long."

"I'll look for it again." Her companion tiptoed around the bookshelf with an excited tone, "I thought Mr. Tsushima was obsessed with "Approaching Science" and would never write again. It came out so fast! As expected of a hard-working teacher, the high yield is like [Muffling——]."

"Yes, yes." The girl sighed, "Ms. Tsushima is really hardworking. It is said that he finished writing the new book in just one day!"

"What?!" The companion was ecstatic, "Then why—why doesn't he publish seven new books a week?"

"Because of rushing to draft—it takes a month." The girl recalled the news she saw on the forum, "The moderator said that Mr. Tsushima is a bad man, and he only gets inspiration on the deadline."

"Why can't he write more." The companion muttered, "Is Mr. Tsushima cooing today? Cooing."

"I found it!" The girl excitedly pulled out two thin novels, "It's Mr. Tsushima's new book."

"It's as thin as "The Bride of the Gods." Companion complained, "Teacher is such a short man."

Leuhu heard two people chatting and carrying books to the counter to check out, and its mind was attracted by the words "enter science".

As a curse spirit who claims to be a human being in the new era, Leuhu not only scoffs at human beings, but also actively studies human psychology and motivation.

Its self-published book "On the Dark Side of Human Beings and the Value of Existence" - the book reached the top of the mentally handicapped bar year-end review, was regarded by countless haha ​​parties as a masterpiece of cold jokes in the new era, and its sales volume was second only to Shuji Tsushima's "Bride of the Gods". It can be described as a contemporary Wenjie.

"Approaching Science", an epoch-making hardcore program, has been chasing since the first issue.

The more it looks, the angrier it gets, and the more chilling it looks.

The "specially invited" curse spirit guests appearing in each episode are like a thorn in Leuhu's heart, making her angry and anxious!

It watched its compatriots being tied up, punched and kicked. It watched TV-only-level and special-level curse spirits being dragged in front of the camera in despair and publicly executed. It watched them tremble for some reason and did not dare to resist. Leo Hu was so angry that he only ate three bowls of rice.

It is usually the rice king who can finish five bowls of rice in one go!

"It's too deceiving..." Liu Hu took a deep breath in front of the TV, inhaled and exhaled, inhaled and exhaled, until it finished doing the eye exercises on the spot before calming down.

The oppression of the curse spirits by human beings is becoming more and more serious. These black-hearted people are no longer satisfied with just eradicating the curse spirits. They subdue the curse spirits to chop wood and light fires, boil water and cook for them, do laundry and sweep the floor...

From taking care of children to fighting in groups, the magic spirit has replaced the status of the sweeping robot, and has become a cheap and free labor in the eyes of magicians. The oppression of them is outrageous!

Every time Louhu watches "Approaching Science", she becomes angry like a puffer fish, but the more angry she is, the more she loves to watch it, the more addicted she is, the more she can't stop. Every time, she sits in front of the TV with her ponytail, and her big shiny eyes He stared at the screen, not even letting go of commercials.

Here is a digression. For some reason, the sponsors of "Approaching Science" are all medical supply companies.The advertisements inserted in each program are bandages, bandages and bandages. Forum enthusiasts collectively suspect that Mr. Tsushima may be the reincarnation of Pharaoh, and he loves bandages deeply.

Because Leo Hu was too obsessed with "Approaching Science", Hua Yu, who followed it, was planted with many different styles of bandages unknowingly. She bought a lot of bandages online and changed them every day. Superlative mummification service.

And the recent "Approaching Science" shocked Lehu even more. The previous hosts Mimiko and Nanako were just ordinary conjurer cubs, but the new host is so famous!

Wujo Wu, the legendary Six Eyes, on the day he was born, countless curse spirits packed their bags and left Tokyo to go away, vowing never to step into the magic cave until the era of Wujo Wu passed.

Xia Youjie, the spell "manipulation of curse spirits", a peerless ruthless man who swallows curse spirits alive, trembling with countless curse spirits, for fear that he will be swallowed alive by horrible humans who have nothing to eat.

Such two favored men in the world of conjuration turned out to be a combination of comic talents who debuted in "Approaching Science"!

The world is too fantastical, and Liuhu feels that she is too old to keep up with this era.

Tired, let the world be destroyed.

Although Leuhu has a soft spot for "Approaching Science", but he is old and doesn't know how to surf the Internet, so he doesn't know Shuji Tsushima, the man behind the show.

It wasn't until she heard the conversation of the female high school students that Liu Hu suddenly realized: the real mastermind behind the scenes is you!

If you want to fight the enemy, you must first understand the enemy. Leo Hu dropped the juvenile Jump, which she had already read, and took the new book by Shuji Tsushima that the girls had been looking for for a long time by memory.

The title of the new book is very simple, different from the vulgar and pink title of "The Bride of the Gods" before, it only has two words - "Monster".

It tells the story of a girl who was born a monster and struggles to become a human.

In order to prevent ambiguity, let me say one sentence: the prototype is not zero.

Lingling's human nature is too erratic, Osamu Dazai is going to write a serious novel, if he uses Lingling as the prototype, he is afraid that he will laugh until he twitches and foams at the mouth until dawn.

Be serious, be serious—the energy of sand sculpture should not be too much.

[Why are they born human beings, but I am defined as a monster? 】Liuhu was attracted by the preface before she even opened the book, her big one-eyed eyes reflected ink marks, and her gesture of holding the book changed from perfunctory to solemn.

"Okay, let me see what amazing things Shuji Tsushima can write."

The special-grade curse spirit leaked, and slowly opened "Monster".

At this time, Leuhu didn't know that a few months ago, several friends from the Conjuration Academy also opened the pink and pink booklet with the same mood.

History is a reincarnation.

As long as you blow Tsushima-sensei, we are half-sisters.

"Why hasn't Leuhu come back?" At the same time, Tuo Liang asked Hua Yu.

Tuo Liang and Hua Yu are cooking hot pot in the deep mountains and old forests.

Set fire to the bottom of the prison to sit and wear, children must not learn.

Hua Yuwuliwuli said it—speaking like a bird, Tuo Liang nodded understandingly: "So that's it, today is the release day of Boy Jump, no wonder Leuhu stayed outside for so long."

They are curses from different places, mountains, forests, oceans... Human beings' fear of nature creates powerful super-curses, and they also come together because of their common beliefs.

Human beings are vain, and curse spirits are human beings, they firmly believe that.

[Brainfly hasn't contacted us recently. 】Hua Yujiang took a piece of vegetarian chicken out of the hot pot, 【What happened? ] "Didn't it say in the communication that the old body is close to corruption, so it has to wait until the new body is found to contact us and let us act on our own temporarily?" Tuo Liang said.

The time concept of human beings and magic spirits is very different. The short time in the brain may be equal to decades of human beings.

"Anyway, its identity is easy to identify." Tuo Liang waved his tentacles, "It's the one with a suture on its forehead."

Even if a normal person undergoes a craniotomy, he will not lift the entire Tianling cover, and the characteristics of the cerebral palsy are so unconventional that they are unique.

"Woo, woo, woo." Intermittent cries echoed in the forest, startling the tree bird.

In the panic of the forest guards looking around with their guns in hand, Liu Hu wiped away tears and walked home.

Its big clear eyes were red and swollen from crying, as if it had been carried into a boundless space and beaten ten thousand times, full of pitiful temperament.

Leu Hu holds the book in her arms, strokes the cover cherishingly, and prepares to bring it to her reliable family members for a taste.

— of course, it didn't pay, and it was an act of shameless petty theft.

"Family, I'm back." Lehu stood in front of the hot pot, and Mount Fuji above his head spewed out a cloud of fiery mist, which almost ignited Hanao and Tara who were sweating from eating the hot pot.

"It's just in time for you to come back." Tuo Liang was ecstatic, "Hurry up, our hot pot is not hot enough!"

Leuhu clicked his tongue, and still put the hot pot on top of his head as he said. He twisted the coarse focus spiral on his left ear, and heated the hot pot for them from low to high heat.

Hubao, an excellent companion for self-heating hot pot lovers.

【You have been out for a long time today. 】Hua Yu chews slowly—a piece of carrot, eating with an elegant and calm posture, just as elegant and beautiful when it uses its big move to send flowers to people.

Leuhu didn't answer Hanayu's words right away, it—while it was heating itself—taked out "Monster" from its bosom, and said affectionately: "Mr. Tsushima, what a fucking genius."

The slap in the face of "Approaching Science" is already in the past tense. It is because it misunderstood Shuji Tsushima, just as the two female high school students said: Teacher Tsushima is really kind-hearted!

Not only can he deeply understand the pain and confusion in the hearts of curse spirits, he can comfort their bodies and minds destroyed by human beings with gentle words, and the works he writes are even more deafening. I feel tears shed in the Pacific Ocean.

It used to have a very one-sided view of Mr. Tsushima, so how could such a great writer join forces with the magician to persecute the magic spirit? —It must be the evil magician who kidnapped Tsushima-sensei and forced Tsushima-sensei to be hostile to the curse spirit.

[Human beings are hypocritical and hateful existences. 】This is the leak—a firm point of view all along, until today, until just now, it suddenly found itself too narrow.

How can it be - kill everyone with a stick!Mr. Tsushima is neither hypocritical nor hateful!

How kind-hearted, understanding, and epic he is!It's completely different from those coquettish sluts outside, pure as a peerless white lotus that emerges from the mud without being stained, and as elegant as the green tea fragrance of Longjing before the rain.

"I blamed Mr. Tsushima." Leo Hu held the hands of Hana Yu and Tuo Liang, tears welling up in her big one-eyed eyes, "You all must appreciate this masterpiece handed down from generation to generation, and it will be our action from now on. The only policy."

When did Leuhu think so highly of human beings?Huayu and Tuoliang couldn't help but feel the weight of the books in their hands, like a brick pressing down on their hearts.

For the sake of righteousness, Hua Yu and Tuo Liang also ignored their own hot pot, and immediately got together to read carefully.

Seeing that her family members are so sensible, Leu Hu took down the boiler above her head in relief, and ate the hot pot by herself.

It—while eating—thought: Mr. Tsushima is worthy of being a contemporary literary giant. His thoughts are advanced and comprehensive, and he can understand the pain in the hearts of their curse spirits as a human being, and his words are full of love.

"Ms. Tsushima is also a magician?" Leo Hu wondered, "Ordinary people don't know the existence of magic spirits, let alone understand us. According to my impressions after reading "Approaching Science", the teacher He must be very familiar with the magic world, but I haven't heard his name among magicians."

Could it be that the teacher is a talent expelled from the traditional magic world?

That's right! —It must be so!It's unforgivable for a wicked conjurer to treat Mr. Tsushima, the treasure of the world, like this!

"Maybe "Monster" is the reason for his expulsion, because he uttered the words of resentment that have been accumulated in our hearts for thousands of years for our curse spirit." Leo Hu thumped the ground angrily, unwilling to be reconciled to her beloved teacher.

It doesn't matter, it's their loss that the conjuration world abandoned Mr. Tsushima, and it's too late for Leo Hu to be happy.

"Hahaha, stupid magic world." Leo Hu's heart was full of fiery passion, "Please wait, teacher, I will come to rescue you right away!"

It suddenly turned its head to look at Huayu and Tuoliang who were shedding hot tears unknowingly, and understood that they felt the same as itself.

The eyes of the three curse spirits met together, extremely firm.

The future of Mr. Tsushima is up to us to protect!

The author has something to say: Zai: Please call me the friend of the curse spirit.

Hubao, Will's cute girl with big eyes.