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After the Panxing Sect conspired, Xia Youjie returned to the Conjuration College with a heavy heart.

Who would have thought that it was just a business trip, and such an exciting thing happened, which almost changed Xia Youjie's three views.

Dazai Zhi is completely an ordinary person, Xia Youjie is very aware of this.

His weird ability to nullify spells is not a spell.As a conjurer controlled by the magic spirit of the spell, Xia Youjie could clearly see the thin black and red lines between Ling Ling and Dazai Zhi.

It was a very weird contract. Xia Youjie was blurred by the functions and magic patterns on the screen after just one glance, and almost finished a set of simulated questions for the college entrance examination on the spot.

Under the double cheating behavior of black technology and alchemy, Xia Youjie can barely see that this is a binding contract, and Osamu Dazai is the bound person.

This is very, very odd.

The curse spirit is usually unwilling to sign a contract with humans, unless it is forced to form a contract after being hammered on the ground or the curse spirit itself is plotting against the law, and the content of the latter contract is usually full of malice towards the host.

But Osamu Dazai is not, the contract on him is too mild, almost no different from Baige.

The only mandatory rule against Osamu Dazai is...

"Must the manuscript be submitted before the deadline?" Xia Youjie read out the bloody characters, and suddenly remembered Osamu Dazai's self-introduction: he is a down-and-out writer.

"Hundred Stories is a curse created by a hundred ghost stories, and her obsession is novels, so she was forced to bind a writer to write books for her?" Xia Youjie guessed reasonably, and made a sympathetic voice: "It's so miserable. "

Osamu Dazai looked like a pigeon spirit, wouldn't it cost half his life to make him rush the manuscript?

"Thinking about it this way, the price of binding the curse spirit is still very high." Xia Youjie was persuaded, and felt that although this matter was outrageous, it was barely explainable.

"But that curse spirit is really special." Xia Youjie made the desired sound.

He has a collection habit, and while saying that the curse spirit smells like a vomited rag, he can't help the desire to chop his hands. Xia Youjie's dream is to become a Pokémon master in the complete picture book.

"Have clear thinking and communication skills, extremely human-like appearance, friendly personality and don't hurt others at will - what kind of fairy spell is this?" Xia Youjie thought of the group of runaways who were forced to donate their vehicles, "He's still a hacker? Is the current mantra so advanced with the times?"

The times are developing, and the mantra is also developing.Even the big curse that was born so many years ago, Baimonuyu, has learned to surf the Internet. The classroom of their high school of conjuration doesn't even have a projector, which is poor.

"Yo Jie, you're back." Gojo Wu sat on the window sill and waved to Xia Youjie, "Ms. Ye Moth is waiting for you in the office."

"I heard that a lot of things happened to you on this mission." Gojo Wu jumped down from the second floor and landed firmly on the ground. He reached out and hooked Xia Youjie's neck casually: "That first-level curse spirit, you subdued it!" ?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gah, he forgot.

The first-level curse spirit who was fascinated by Ling Ling after meeting him face-to-face, and kowtowed online first dutifully blocked Xia Youjie and Mimiko Nanako for a long time, and when they were about to leave, they jumped around Ling Ling's feet desperately trying Being led away, it can be called the model of dog licking of the year.

Lingling installed it with a candlestick. At that time, Xia Youjie was only thinking about the ability of the super imaginary mantra, completely forgetting his original goal.

Almost defected, who still remembers the mission issued by a group of scumbags, he really thought he was a hard-working worker like Qihai Jianren?

"It's a long story," Xia Youjie patted Wutiao Wu's shoulder, and deftly changed the subject, "Wu, I met a special magic spirit who can only expand fields."

"Really?" Gojo Satoru was suddenly excited, "Where is it? Is it amazing?"

He was just one step away from being the strongest in the world, and he was fighting with spell spirits all over the streets recently.

"Excellent," Xia Youjie said honestly, "She killed all my clients." So not completing the task of removing the curse spirit was not considered a mistake.

If you can't solve the jobs, then solve the people who make the jobs. ——Lu Xun "Her?" Gojo Wu lifted up his sunglasses a little bit, revealing his blue eyes, and glanced at Xia Youjie from top to bottom, "There shouldn't be any gender distinction between the curse spirits, right? They all look ugly." .”

He felt that his good brother was a little weird today, as if he had suffered some kind of major blow, and was reshaped by an unscrupulous life mentor.

"She looks like a young and beautiful girl, and her inner cognition is also female, and she also showed quite obvious coquettishness and dependence in the process of talking with the curse master." Xia Youjie walked to the office while talking, "As long as the eyes are not Blind people can see it."

Note that Xia Youjie does not include his good brother Wujo Wu here, although the opponent does look like the blind A Bing.

"Curse master?" Gojo Wu walked backwards and followed Xia Youjie, "A curse master who can control super-level curse spirits, isn't that Jie yourself?"

"No, I call it manipulative spell." Xia Youjie knocked on the door of Noctuma Zhengdao's office with his fingers, "He is abducting a girl."

"Maji?" Gojo Satoru became interested in an instant, "That guy tricked the super magic spirit into signing a contract? Where is such a silly and sweet magic spirit? I'm going to catch one and take it home to raise."

"If you'd like a cup of coffee to work on the manuscript all night, go ahead, you can." Xia Youjie ruthlessly closed the office door, shutting Wujo Wu, who was watching the excitement, from the door.

"Rushing for... the manuscript?" Wujo Gojo took out his comic book and read it while waiting for Xia Youjie to return to the room to play video games, thinking about this word in his heart.

The proud son of heaven has never missed his homework, he just doesn't write it.

"If you have enough time but haven't finished the manuscript, it's because of that guy's own procrastination, right?" Gojo Satoru turned over a page of the manga and said to himself, "How can it be impossible to finish..."

Gojo Satoru, who was talking like this, suddenly found a line of small words following the next issue trailer at the end of the manga: [Dear friends, I have no draft because I am too happy playing mahjong, so I will stop publishing for a week next week, you understand (Pikachu's begging gaze.jpg)] "Grass." Gojo Satoru closed the page indifferently, "I don't understand."

Xia Youjie inside the house didn't know that his good brother had never seen Dazai Zhi, or even heard of Dazai Zhi's name, because Dazai Zhi's pigeon spirit had written him down in the small book.

What did the pigeons do wrong again, they just cooed and cooed.

"Jie, sit here." Ye Mozheng put down the felt doll in his hand, and pointed to the chair in front of him.

Xia Youjie glanced at the felt doll, and found that it was a half-made black fox with the iconic ball head on its head.And there is a white cat wearing small round sunglasses in the pile of ready-made dolls.

Anyway, the teacher really cares about them.Xia Youjie sighed in his heart, and thought of what Osamu Dazai said to him, "You go back to the high school and work as an undercover agent for us".

What is the content of the undercover?Passing information or betraying companions?

No, Dazai Zhi only had one request, a request that could embarrass Xia Youjie to death.

"The task of increasing the ratings of our program is entrusted to you!" Osamu Dazai patted Xia Youjie on the shoulder vigorously, "When "Into Science" is broadcast, you must make sure that everyone in the college sits on the TV Concentrate on it!"

"Especially Gojo Satoru!" Osamu Dazai looked serious, "I don't allow anyone to wear sunglasses while watching Tsushima-sensei's works, this is naked provocation!"

"Remember to steal his sunglasses and hide them during the commercial time before the show." Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling gave Xia Youjie a thumbs up together, "Come on, our genius [-]!"

If the time could be restarted, he would not be able to make this trip.Just out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den, Xia Youjie's premonition tells Xia Youjie that Dazai Zhi is definitely a black-hearted boss, without exception.

"I heard that the entire village of your task entrusted was slaughtered?" Ye Mo Zhengdao clasped his hands and said in a deep voice, "Is it the ghost of the curse master?"

Xia Youjie lowered his eyes to hide the coldness in his eyes.

The injuries of Mimiko and Nanako burned his eyes. If Osamu Dazai didn't kill those people, Xia Youjie would too.

"Yes, a curse master who made a contract with a super-level curse spirit." Xia Youjie said half-truthfully according to Dazai Osamu's request, "When I arrived at the scene, the domain of the super-level curse spirit had covered the entire village. "

Ye Mo Zhengdao didn't ask Xia Youjie why he didn't save people.Nonsense, which conjurer would bravely break into other people's territory?What's the difference between this and giving away a head, and giving it for free is not the way to give it.

"Unregistered super curse spirit...the curse master will really cause trouble for people." Noctua Zhengdao sighed, "Jie, please write a report to me, detailing the information about the super curse spirit."

"Okay." Xia Youjie nodded. Unlike Wutiao Wu, who was impatient to write reports, he was quite good at fooling literature.

"Also, what the higher-ups mean is: You have to bear most of the responsibility for this matter, and the task of removing the curse spirit and hunting down the curse master is entrusted to you." Ye'er Zhengdao's tone was a little angry, "What are they thinking, you just student!"

Those old things above are really getting more and more excessive. If this continues, students from non-conjurer families will have less and less room for improvement, and there will be no room for the corruption of the conjuration world.

"It doesn't matter," he said reassuringly according to Xia Youjie's wishes, "This matter is indeed my responsibility, please entrust me with the task of tracing."

On the first day of being a second-five boy, Xia Youjie explained the nouns of yangfengyinvii and thieves shouting and catching thieves without a teacher.

Osamu Dazai was not mistaken, this friend indeed has a bright future.

At least when it comes to male mothers, Osamu Dazai would like to call Xia Youjie the strongest.

"I want butterfly braids too." Lingling lay on Osamu Dazai's shoulder and looked at Xia Youjie who was combing Mimiko Nanako's hair, then reached out to poke Osamu Dazai's side face.

"Okay, okay, I'll comb it for you." Osamu Dazai stroked the little girl off his back, took out a silver ribbon from his pocket, bit it in his mouth, and gathered the black long hair with his hands.

Xia Youjie couldn't help but look sideways at Dazai Zhi.

He didn't think that Osamu Dazai would take care of people at all.During the time when Xia Youjie returned to the college, the meals of the three of them were all taken out.

Osamu Dazai has a pure stocking attitude towards Mimiko and Nanako, as long as they are not dead, everything will follow the fate.

Of course, he did the same to himself.

Xia Youjie never imagined that Dazai Zhi would tie a person's hair so patiently and meticulously, his brows and eyes were gentle and calm, and even the dust in the sun unconsciously slowed down his falling speed.

"How have you been doing lately?" Xia Youjie asked Mimiko and Nanako, "That special magic spirit...Miss Ling Ling, did you try to hurt you?"

Mantra spirits are generally named after their appearance and category. Xia Youjie has always referred to Lingling as "Hundred Stories", but she has her own name.

"No, Sister Lingling doesn't play with us very much." Nanako shook her head, "She only likes to stay with Mr. Dazai."

"Yeah." Mimiko nodded, "She never bullied us."

"Ling Ling wouldn't do such a thing." The little girl nestled obediently in Dazai Osamu's folded legs, and said unhappily, "If you slander me again, I will eat you."

She opened her mouth threateningly, revealing her ruddy tongue and sharp little canine teeth, which really looked "deterrent"!

"Didn't Zero Sauce curse for a long time yesterday because the curse spirit couldn't eat human food?" Osamu Dazai tied a silver, water silk ribbon on her braided braid, and said in a relaxed voice: "Say The food of the indeterminate spell is surprisingly palatable."

Lingling looked up at Osamu Dazai's chin, wondering if he could taste something by taking a bite.

"Hmm..." Facing Lingling's gaze, Osamu Dazai stroked his chin in a contemplative state, "I died in Lingling's mouth, it seems like a good way to self-destruct."

"Can I dip it in vinegar?" Lingling raised her hand obediently, "I heard that raw fried mackerel dipped in vinegar is delicious."

"Hey! Who spoiled you?" Osamu Dazai gasped and said angrily, "It must be the fault of the little dwarf. Damn, it's obviously fried slugs that need to be dipped in vinegar."

"Master Xia You, are slugs edible?" Nanako was curious, and Mimiko nodded, "We want that too."

"No, this is already an anti-human recipe." Xia Youjie silently covered the ears of the two little girls, "I will cook dumplings for you tonight."

How did things come to this point?

The family cook Xia Youjie was thinking while cooking dumplings for four people. He turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai who was knocking on the bowl and waiting for the meal, and then turned his head back silently.

He, the favored son of the high school of conjuration, a super-class conjurer who is sure of his fate, while taking care of his studies and tasks, he secretly carried out his own career as a second- and fifth-year-old boy, working for free, and even taking care of the meals of four people.

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The only good thing is that Lingling doesn’t need to eat human food, and it’s less food expenses. This is good news for them in the early days of their business.

Xia Youjie originally wanted to gather all the investors of Panxing Sect, and send him to hell if he didn't surrender and pay, so as to achieve the goal of getting rich quickly.

Osamu Dazai completely disapproved of Xia Youjie's attempt to forcibly collect money by killing chickens and monkeys, commenting: "It's too rough. It's embarrassing. Don't say I taught it outside."

"The high-pressure method does make people obey, and I like to use this method myself." Dazai Osamu said while picking dumplings from the pot: "But the target is only limited to the subordinates who depend on me for survival."

"Facing a person who refuses to give you money, even if he threatens his life, he will not obediently give up all his property. It is a human instinct to keep secrets." Osamu Dazai's tongue was burned by the dumpling soup, and his eyes suddenly twitched. layer of mist.

While rubbing his eyes aggrievedly, he said casually: "Only benefits move people's hearts. As long as you can draw a big pie, why don't you worry about people rushing to give money?"

"Don't resort to violence when you can use your brain. The effect of force is mutual. Doesn't your hand hurt when you hit someone?" Osamu Dazai drank a sip of Zengtang and raised a finger at Xia Youjie: "One month Inside, the money will come to your door by itself, don’t worry.”

Xia Youjie stopped picking up vegetables for Mimiko Nanako, and took a deep look at Osamu Dazai.

Although he is studying in a college, Xia Youjie also has eyes and ears in the Panxing Sect.

Dazai Osamu was stationed in the sect and trained everyone to be submissive within a few days. His artifice and scheming are by no means as harmless as he appears on the outside.

He kept saying that he was just a down-and-out writer, but the aura around him was clearly the unique temperament of those who have been in the top position for a long time.

Xia Youjie once met an old man with a high position in the magic world at the exchange meeting of the high school of magic.

But Xia Youjie is not afraid of them, they are just cancerous tumors in the magic world with half of their bodies buried in the ground, under the iron fist are the scepters piled up by so many innocent lives.

But Osamu Dazai is different. People's fear of him only concerns himself.

Even if he was lazily leaning on the sofa without looking straight, even if he let others grab his collar and complain and growl, even if he had a sudden convulsion and grabbed the rope and put it around his neck...

As long as he opens those gloomy kite eyes, the unique aura of death will instantly suffocate him, and even the instinct of resistance will be forgotten.

How terrible.

But this trick is not a tried and tested one, and at least one person has no reaction to it.

"Ahhh." Lingling grabbed Osamu Dazai's arm, and took a bite of the dumpling wrapper with his hand.

Osamu Dazai held the chopsticks firmly and let her snatch the food.

"Bah bah, the smell of plasticine." Lingling spat out the dumpling with distaste, and looked at the big fat dumpling in the pot with resentment.

She hates it so much, the body of the curse spirit can smell but not eat, what's the use?

Osamu Dazai gave Ling Ling a sympathetic look, and continued to eat dumplings happily.

Lingling was depressed, but he was happy.

Osamu Dazai has been persecuted by Lingling too many times, and he cherishes every opportunity to beat Lingling very much.

Look at what she said when she tricked Osamu Dazai into the world of "Spells and Returns": happy vacation, with computers, games, and crabs.

The above is her swearing promise to Osamu Dazai, but what about the reality?

Opening: a small village lit by candles, a remote wilderness where the driver would not take passengers for three times the price, a group of villagers with beastly faces in the village.

Halfway: Use a big move to solve a villager, and take in two orphans. After arriving in this world, before seeing the sun, he was awarded a super wanted warrant in the magic world.

Now: Determined to change the world, with an immature idealist to do things together, the initial capital is zero, and the initial site is all occupied by force.

To sum up: where is the holiday that Osamu Dazai is thinking about?

"Although it's not bad to have food and drink now," Osamu Dazai leaned on the sofa with a pillow in his arms, trying to fall asleep in a second, "Why can't I control my desire to make trouble?"

He didn't have to worry about Xia Youjie's affairs, nor did he need to get involved in the conflicts between the magic world and ordinary people.No matter how fast Xia Youjie moves, what will happen in the future has nothing to do with Dazai Zhi, who can leave this world directly after collecting songs.

But... how should I put it, Dazai Osamu has a secret hobby, he likes to pick up lost children at home.

It's hard to believe, but Osamu Dazai is a natural teacher. He is very good at digging out the nature of everyone and teaching him to be what he envisioned.

——To put it simply, Osamu Dazai is a qualified life mentor, but his methods are a little dirty.

Besides, Osamu Dazai is not Kusuo Saiki, who is trying his best to maintain his peaceful daily life. He is always on the front line of doing things. Basically, there are arrangements left by him in all kinds of muddy waters. And how many things?

"So, I'm obviously super diligent." Osamu Dazai pressed in a low voice, "It's not reasonable to throw the report to subordinates, juniors, partners, etc. because I'm too busy."

The future unscrupulous teacher Gojo Satoru: I think you are right!This is the spur of love~

Osamu Dazai briefly read the manga "Curse Return to War", which is called "The Legend of Wujo", and Xia Youjie didn't make many appearances, but the story line about him was very clear.

Xia Youjie's doubts about the future of conjurers are caused by the death of his younger generation, Hui Yuanxiong. The conjurers who fought to the death with powerful magic spirits in order to protect ordinary people are being abused by ordinary people. Mimiko and Nanako What happened to him aggravated his incomprehension.

Coupled with 99 Yukina's seemingly persuasive but inducing words, the high school student's blackening was caught off guard.

But it doesn't matter, there is no blackening that cannot be rescued with a single blow of personality correction.Osamu Dazai himself is the blackest black mud spirit, and he is very experienced.

To deal with the black mud, you can use mud that is blacker than him, and sand sculptures that are more mentally retarded than him.

The latter is the catastrophe of Osamu Dazai's life, and the former one is used to deal with high school students who can't study hard and want to skip classes and start their own businesses. See how understanding he is.

After Xia Youjie gave them another meal, he was busy continuing to do the task of removing the curse spirit.He didn't want to come today, but he really couldn't stand Dazai Zhizhi's unhealthy behavior of taking his children to eat takeaway every day, so he came here to bring them some quick-frozen dumplings.

Heh, it sounds like Osamu Dazai cooks frozen dumplings himself, you have no idea of ​​his laziness.

"I've already boasted in front of Xia You-kun, and I have to put the plan on the agenda." Osamu Dazai held Lingling Rabbit in his arms, Ling Ling's magic spirit on his shoulders, standing on the computer screen, Ling Ling's body, being caught by Ling Ling Surrounded by zero and no dead angle.

"For our "Approaching Science" to enter the prime time of the TV station, not only contacts and funds are needed, but more importantly, a certain degree of social popularity." Osamu Dazai opened the document, "The first two are simple, but the last one cannot be done out of thin air. Hard-forged product."

"Zero sauce, what do you think is the best-selling book in the bookstore now?"

"Well," Lingling thought for a while, "If it's Conan's world, it must be mystery novels. But in other worlds, besides the little O book, the best-bought books should be romance novels, right? Middle and high school students love to read them. "

Gossip is human instinct, who doesn't like sweet love?Even if you can't fall in love early, you can still have a fairy love in the novel.

"Is there no more twisted curse than love...?" Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "Yes, I will write a romance novel."

"Huh?" Lingling tilted her head in doubt.She looked at Osamu Dazai who was full of confidence. For the first time, she did not use an encouraging tone to make him rush, but said bluntly: "But the master is obviously single, and there is no pure love at all other than inviting young ladies to die in love." Experience *&%￥@#*!!"

Osamu Dazai: "Shut up, immediately."

The author has something to say: Jae: I want to write a sweet love story.

Ling Ling: Die for love is not love, it is murder (gently)

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