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Xia Youjie was stunned.

Of course, this is not to say that he didn't fight back. In fact, Xia Youjie's reaction speed was very fast, as fast as a jingle bell.

But unfortunately, he is a Summoner.

Except for Ling Ling, I haven't encountered the curse spirit who disappeared in place after Dazai ruled.

Curse Spirit No. [-] disappeared mysteriously, Curse Spirit No. [-] was blown away by Zero Zero One's finger, and Curse Spirit No. [-] died before leaving the team.

Finally, there is Xia Youjie's most powerful spell, the rainbow dragon. This poor little man who was destroyed by Fu Heisher was forcibly silenced halfway before the dragon roared, like a wrong question that was ruthlessly erased by an eraser. .

Xia Youjie: "..."

Where did such a big rainbow dragon go?Was here just now!

"Don't stand still, are you useless without the magic spirit?" Dazai Osamu threw another punch, "Young people should not rely too much on their own abilities, and occasionally practice physical skills."

"His physical skills are not bad." Ling Ling lay on Dazai Zhi's back, looking at Xia Youjie unblinkingly with a pair of obsidian eyes, as if he was very interested in how Dazai Zhi beat up the lost boy , "But it's a student after all."

In terms of experience in fighting and killing people, he is still no match for Mafia who came out of the dead.

Osamu Dazai, a brain worker at the port Mafia, a late-stage lazy cancer patient who can sit but never stand, and can lie down and never sit, is a national first-class fishing expert.

His physical skills are below the middle level——Zhongyuan Zhongye is below.

"Cough!" Xia Youjie coughed up a mouthful of blood, and tried to summon the curse spirit again.

Useless.The summoned curse spirits will disintegrate and dissipate the moment they touch Osamu Dazai, and they can only gather again after leaving him.

And if Xia Youjie himself was touched, his spell power would be emptied in an instant, not only would he not be able to summon new spell spirits, but those that had already been summoned would all be cleared to zero.

But the magic power consumed when summoning and manipulating the magic spirit will not return, and he will lose due to exhaustion in a short time.

"Is that not enough?" Osamu Dazai stopped in his tracks and said with some boredom, "I haven't used my full strength yet."

Ling Ling leaned his head on Dazai Zhi's shoulder, his face was bored, and he shook his hand wearing the red string golden bell, as if he really wanted to rescue Xia Youjie on the spot.

Xia Youjie knew that Dazai Zhi was telling the truth, his breath was even and steady, and there was not even a single wound on his body, obviously he still had some strength left.

The most important thing is that the curse spirit lying on his back has not made a move yet.Those seemingly slender hands could break the neck of an adult male in an instant. Even though she had opened the domain once, the mantra around her was still full of vitality.

"Speaking of which, Xia You-kun." Osamu Dazai slowed down his offensive, and threw his fists one after another, playing with him like a cat teasing a mouse, "Do you think that I did it because I didn't support your righteousness? beat you up?"

Xia Youjie didn't say a word, his eyes had already told Osamu Dazai the answer: otherwise?Is there another reason?

"That's why I said Xia You-kun, you are too arrogant." Dazai Osamu laughed, "Zero-chan, separate from me a little bit."

"Okay," Ling Ling responded briskly, the candle smoke held up her sleeves, tapped her toes in the air, and floated in midair.

"She can fly, why should you carry it?" Xia Youjie asked subconsciously.

"Xia You-kun really doesn't understand a girl's heart," Osamu Dazai said with an expression of "you're going to be single for the rest of your life."

No, most people will only feel horrified when they are entangled by a curse spirit, right?Xia Youjie was speechless.

He doesn't think Zero is cute.The majestic spell power made people breathless, and the bloody smell in the village hadn't dissipated yet. Her nature was obviously not as harmless as her appearance, and she just listened to Osamu Dazai very much.

"Mr. Xia You, you conjurers should have a way to determine whether a person has magic power?" Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "Did you see clearly?"

"I am not a magician at all."

Facing Xia Youjie's suddenly shrunken pupils, Dazaiji said with a smile: "If there is no Zero Sauce, I wouldn't even be able to see the curse spirit. They are completely ordinary people in your mouth who need your protection."

"—that's the monkey you're talking about." Osamu Dazai flashed in front of Xia Youjie in an instant, and punched him in the abdomen.

"How does it feel to be hanged and beaten by a monkey?" Osamu Dazai punched him unceremoniously, "I'm very narrow-minded, if you scold me, you have to let me hit you back, right?"

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"Sister." Nanako ran towards Lingling with Mimiko, and she whispered, "Mr. Xia You is a very gentle person, can you tell Mr. Dazai not to beat him?"

If you want to play, don’t play in the gloomy countryside. After entering the city, why not go to KTV to play, and there is a professional soundtrack to enhance the atmosphere.

"My master is also a very gentle person." Ling Ling bent down to look at the two little girls, his eyes were full of puzzlement, "Look at how gentle his punches are, and he didn't even take out his gun."

Two punches and five guns to understand, compared to the real Mafia-style punishment, it can only be regarded as a friendly exchange at best.

"Yes, is it?" Nanako was shocked.

If the current battle situation is gentle in Sister Ling Ling's heart, how miserable has she been treated?Mr. Dazai is not a person who secretly abuses the curse spirit, is he?very scary.

"It's almost twelve o'clock, master." Lingling suddenly remembered a very important thing, and she said anxiously: "If it's later, I won't be able to get a taxi!"

Osamu Dazai: "!"

That's right, he's here on vacation. How can he feed mosquitoes on the first day of vacation in the countryside full of corpses? This doesn't conform to his aesthetics.

"No more calls. Mr. Xia You, hurry up, take your mobile phone and call a car." Osamu Dazai immediately truce, and urged: "Don't try to go back and leave me with your curse spirit, if you want to die, everyone will die together, watching the mosquitoes Who will be killed first?"

Dazai Zhi couldn't sit under Xia Youjie's spell, and he would never let him live in a hotel alone, and we all lived and died together.

"It's almost twelve o'clock, how can we get a taxi in such a remote place?" Xia Youjie said subconsciously, "Unless there are gangsters driving here in the middle of the night, but they will not take us for a ride."

"Not necessarily?" Osamu Dazai gave a disapproving look.jpg

Xia Youjie thought for a second, then nodded: "That's right, at worst, beat them up and grab the car."

Mimiko and Nanako stand aside, dazed by their conversation.

Is the person who rescued them really a decent person?

Ling Ling, who was on the sidelines, quickly searched for the local gangsters, and happened to have a group of unlucky, bah, well-meaning people racing in the nearby driveway.

She calmly modified the other party's navigation, and by the way remotely drove a part of the car for them.

Legendary AI, omnipotent.

An hour later, waving goodbye to the bosozoku boy with a bruised nose and swollen face, Dazai Osamu and Xia Youjie stood beside an inconspicuous building with Mimiko and Nanako.

"This is one of the strongholds of the Panxing Sect." Xia Youjie briefly introduced, "There are many ordinary people, and they are easy to deceive."

Under the threat of not being able to get a taxi after twelve o'clock and everyone feeding the mosquitoes together, Xia Youjie and Dazai Zhi had a temporary truce, planning to discuss his righteousness in a more peaceful way.

——The premise is that he must first change his habit of calling ordinary people "monkeys", otherwise Osamu Dazai will call him "monkey".

When he was called mackerel by Nakahara Chuya before, he couldn't beat him up, but now there is finally someone he can beat, Dazai is very happy, and wants to beat him a few more times.

They violently enlisted the territory of the Panxing Sect, Mimiko and Nanako ran to make tea, Dazai Osamu and Xia Youjie sat opposite each other, making tea and discussing sand sculptures.

"Xia You-kun, no matter where you heard the nonsense that killing all ordinary people can make the world peaceful and everyone happy, forget it." Osamu Dazai took a sip of tea, his tone calm and murderous, " Unless you promise Conjurer can make me a game of the same level as "Assassin's Creed", I will hear this kind of trash talk again and again."

A world without games is just a mess, and conjurers are a bunch of guys who can't even connect a network cable, and it is absolutely impossible to bring happiness to human beings.

"Can't your focus be on games?" Xia Youjie was almost driven crazy by Dazai, he felt that they were talking about chicken and duck.

"Don't you like playing games, DK?" Osamu Dazai gave Xia Youjie a strange look. Besides falling in love with beautiful JK girls, isn't DK in his grade like playing games the most?

"...I like it." Xia Youjie couldn't deny the time spent playing video games all night long.

"I think you're really weird." Osamu Dazai reached out and smoothed out the long hair that fell on his shoulders.

The little girl was sitting back to back with him playing Tetris, ruthlessly refreshing the record that Osamu Dazai worked so hard to achieve, ruthlessly.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his eyes and decided not to look at her. Afraid of his heart attack, he continued to say to Xia Youjie: "I don't know how much sense of belonging you have to the magician. It can take you from ordinary people for more than ten years. All the favors received are wiped out——in a sense, you are also very strong, but the method is wrong.”

"The method is wrong?" Xia Youjie was beaten up by Dazai Zhi, and he asked himself while administering medicine, "Do you know more about curses than I do?"

"Maybe." Osamu Dazai shrugged, "I just want to ask you one thing, can you guarantee that the child of a conjurer must be a conjurer?"

"No." Xia Youjie shook his head, "Although there are few examples, the sky and the bound body do exist."

"Very good," Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers, "Suppose your righteousness is fulfilled, and there are only magicians left in the world. Then, according to the probability, children who are not magicians will inevitably appear."

"At that time, those children will be like Mimiko and Nanako, who will be bullied because they are born different. Is this the world you want to see?"

Xia Youjie was silent for a moment: "Then, let's kill them and let only magicians remain in the world."

"You are unexpectedly a cruel person." Osamu Dazai admired, "I even like you a little bit, your innocence makes people want to laugh."

"Parents have feelings for their children," Osamu Dazai said flatly. "Even under a high-pressure rule, there will definitely be people who dare to resist."

"People who have no magic power are unfairly abused, just like Mimiko Nanako, they will resent and want revenge."

"When resentment reaches a level and curses are born, ordinary people secretly band together to wage war. No matter how many times they fail, as long as injustice exists, the struggle will never cease."

"Maybe in a hundred years or a thousand years, ordinary people will grow stronger again, and conjurers will decline again. At that time, people who have experienced a tragic ending will definitely treat conjurers, your 'citizens', just like you once treated ordinary people. The situation will be much, much more painful than you can imagine."

"History is a reincarnation," Osamu Dazai braided his hair into small braids, and focused his downcast eyes, not looking at Xia Youjie.

But Osamu Dazai knew he was listening, "As long as the negative emotions of human beings exist, the curse will not perish. Your righteousness ended up killing many people, killing those who provided you with food, clothing, shelter, and entertainment."

"There are also people who gave birth to you and raised you."

Xia Youjie didn't speak, his hands under the coffee table were clenched into fists, his nails dug deep into his flesh, dripping with blood.

Did he do it wrong?

But what is right?

"Ah, I talked too much today, and my throat hurts." Osamu Dazai coquettishly aggrieved, "Zero-chan secretly broke my Tetris record, I'm so sad."

"I didn't sneak." Lingling retorted seriously, "Lingling is a good and aboveboard AI, and never sneaks around."

"I don't care," Osamu Dazai made trouble out of no reason, "We'll play minesweeping at night."

Minesweeper, also known as Zero Zero mini-game, is played by our dedicated Ling Ling students holding mines for Osamu Dazai to ignite and explode, in order to please this horrible human being who is driven crazy by artificial mental retardation and gradually becomes abnormal.

"Hey," Ling Ling muttered, "Stingy and naive."

"I heard it." Osamu Dazai stood up, stepping on the tatami with bare feet, jumped up happily, and lay back on Osamu Dazai's back again.

Anyway, she weighs almost nothing, and she is still a super comfortable human-shaped air conditioner in summer, and Osamu Dazai will make trouble.

Before leaving the Japanese room, Osamu Dazai looked back at Xia Youjie for the last time: "Mr. Xia You, should you send a message to the high school in magic?"

"What?" Xia Youjie looked up in confusion, he was still digesting what Osamu Dazai said just now, and didn't realize what he meant for a while.

"You don't think you just defected, do you?" Osamu Dazai looked at him strangely, "I and Zero Sauce killed the people in the village, what's your business?"

"You report the truth, and say that a curse master and a super curse spirit suddenly appeared and killed the whole village. You fought hard against the enemy, and you lost both sides. In the end, you escaped with your blood and brought back information to Gaozhuan." Osamu Dazai While thinking about it, I made it up casually: "You blame yourself very much for this, please follow up and investigate this unsolved case, and vow to avenge the person who died tragically-it's just a routine, if you don't understand it, just search it online, make it up like it good."

Osamu Dazai said lightly: "You won't give up your ideals just because I said a few words, will you? This is no improvement compared to when you listened to 99 Yuki's a few words and confirmed your righteousness."

"How did you know about the conversation between 99 Youji and me?" Xia Youjie asked back.

He had vaguely sensed from just now that Osamu Dazai knew him very, very well, even better than Gojo Satoru knew him.

"Yeah, what's the reason?" Osamu Dazai smiled viciously, "Maybe it's because I read a very interesting manga."

A manga that you don't know the male number.

"If you are curious, go find the truth by yourself," Dazai Osamu lazily walked towards the guest room with Zero Zero on his back, "I am not your life mentor, and I have no obligation to answer your hundred thousand whys."

"Oh yes, I was almost distracted by you." Osamu Dazai seemed to have remembered something, turned his head and said to Xia Youjie, "I'm not a curse master, I'm a down-and-out writer. I came to Tokyo for vacation and to collect materials."

"As long as these two points are met, I don't mind doing something for you." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "The ordinary life is so boring, I have to find some fun for myself before the new game is sold."

fun?

For some reason, Xia Youjie felt that the "doing things" in Dazai Zhi's mouth and the doing things he understood seemed to be different ways of doing things.

His affairs are organized like building flower branches, while Dazai Osamu's affairs are basically huskies demolishing houses.

No need for logic, no need for morality, just ask if he is happy.

"What do you want?" The excellent magician Xia Youjie who just said that he wanted to kill all ordinary people couldn't help but start to worry about the fate of all mankind.

His righteousness will only kill people, which is physical torture, but Osamu Dazai's fun is mental disorder.

Vegetables can live without heart, and people can live without heart.Physical devastation might be able to be saved. For example, a pink-haired boy whose heart was dug out was very strong.

But there is no cure for insanity. Since I got the insanity, my whole body has become more energetic.

"Don't be afraid, Xia You-kun," Osamu Dazai waved his hands with a harmless face, "I am very serious about fulfilling your ideal and solving the problem of the birth of the curse spirit from the root."

"For example?" Xia Youjie asked cautiously, "What kind of source?"

"The birth of the curse spirit is due to the negative emotions of human beings. There are many kinds of negative emotions, such as jealousy, greed, lust, etc., but the emotion that is most likely to spread in groups is fear."

Osamu Dazai gave a simple example: "For example, under the bed at night. Everyone knows that there is nothing rationally, but they can't help but imagine that there are horrible ghosts hidden in it. So that when people sleep, they basically don't stick their feet out of the bed. Stretch out a hand and pull the person into the crack of the bed."

Listening to Osamu Dazai's description, Mimiko and Nanako hugged each other and shivered.

Before you tell a ghost story, be forewarned!So scary woohoo.

"Fears like this gather together, and the curse spirit hidden under the bed will be born, and the human beings whose feet stick out from the edge of the bed will be dragged into the bottom of the bed and killed." Dazai Osamu said, "Xiayou-kun should be in the curse spirit file I have seen many similar cases."

"That's right." Xia Youjie nodded, "So, what do you mean?"

"It's very simple." Osamu Dazai clapped his hands lightly. "Only by facing fear can we eliminate fear. Breaking the feudal superstition starts with every magician."

"You," Osamu Dazai pointed at Xia Youjie, "are undercover at the High School of Conjuration, responsible for guiding public opinion and fooling your good brother Gojo Satoru."

"I," Osamu Dazai pointed to himself, "while on vacation, I will develop a new entertainment method. Mimiko and Nanako will also come."

"Us?" The two little girls pointed to themselves, "Is there anything we can do to help Mr. Dazai and Mr. Xia You?"

"Of course," Osamu Dazai and Lingling looked at each other, seeing the familiar joy in each other's eyes.

"The best way to get rid of strange stories is science!" He waved his hand, refusing to comment.

Osamu Dazai: "One month later, during the prime time after the news broadcast, the program directed by Mr. Tsushima will be shown, with one episode per week, 24 minutes per episode, without any delay."

Lingling: "Its name is——"

Osamu Dazai & Ling Ling: ""Into Science"!"

The author has something to say: Zero Zero: The best fan in the audience

Believe in science and get rid of feudal superstition starting with Jiege.