Your AI is online

Accompanied by the sound of the north wind whistling and eating noodles, Osamu Dazai looked at the northeastern girl on the phone screen, and silently opened Lingling's card slot.

Both SR and SSR are suit + background configurations, [SR Savage Hula Skirt] has the attribute of "vitality", [SSR Cuihua, serve sauerkraut! 】The additional "cold resistance" attribute is not known for the time being.

The R card is not a complete set of clothing, often only a single accessory.Judging from Osamu Dazai's game experience, he should be able to match his own clothes for Ling Ling to replace this emerald green flower padded jacket with hot eyes.

Let him see... green hat, red scarf, crowbar, plaid skirt, wide-leg pants...

A moment later, Lingling stood in the snow and ice. The thick padded jacket on her body was replaced by a sports vest + plaid skirt + wide-leg pants + flip flops. On her head was a shiny green hat for sanitation workers. A bright red scarf is tied around the neck.

Even though he is an AI, and his aesthetics is not very normal, Lingling looked at his damned devil outfit, and clenched the crowbar in his palm.

Hardened, hardened fist, this person actually replaced her SSR suit with excellent attributes, and created such a mix-and-match style with no bonus.

He doesn't understand the game at all!Appearance is not important, only attributes are king, superficial man!

The instigator, Osamu Dazai, was already lying beside him laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe. As a promising young man with normal aesthetics and good taste, of course he deliberately wanted to make a mess of this uninvited person, so that he smashed three mobile phones and was killed by Mori Ou The artificial mental retardation interviewed outside.

However, Osamu Dazai didn't know that Ling Ling never cared about her appearance, otherwise she would not have been able to call it fashionable with 72 colors of hair and 36 colors of eyes.

As a ruthless and domineering AI, Ling Ling is a staunch supporter of pragmatism. As long as she can't give her attribute bonuses, no matter how beautiful the wedding dress is, in her eyes, it's not worth a piece of rag.

"Won't you be cold without cold resistance?" Osamu Dazai asked enthusiastically like a child who got a toy. He poked the "Absolute Zero" sign on the screen, "According to common sense, you Right now, you should lie on the ground stiff and freeze into a popsicle."

"The object of the attribute addition is the master, not the zero." Even with the spicy eyes of a Victorian supermodel who can't hold it, the face made of electronic data is still unbelievably beautiful. The little girl bowed her head carefully and fastened it The red scarf explained casually: "Cold resistance, absolute zero means: when I put on [SSR Cuihua, serve sauerkraut!] this card, the owner will not feel cold even if he runs naked in an absolute zero environment. And because Absolute zero doesn’t exist, so there’s no limit to what this card can do.”

Lingling tilted his head and looked at Osamu Dazai, whose eyes were gradually becoming interested, "As long as you don't remove this card before leaving the extremely cold environment, the pain and damage caused by the cold will have nothing to do with the owner."

On the surface it is "cold resistant", but in fact it is immune to all negative effects brought by the cold. A BUFF that is so strong that it can be judged as an SSR card has its own reason.

Didn't I say that at the beginning?Appearance is not important, the key is attributes.

Osamu Dazai looked at Ling Ling who was teasing Snowflakes with a red scarf, which really surprised him, if she was telling the truth...

attribute bonus.There is still such a skill, almost no less than supernatural ability, even with the increase of cards, it will become more and more comprehensive and terrifying, and it will not be affected by external influences, at least [Disqualification in the World] cannot eliminate Zero Zero.

The only limitation may be the upper limit of card stacking. Osamu Dazai tried to make Ling Ling put on the green flower padded jacket while maintaining the original combination, but the operating system rejected his cross-border behavior.

There are too few cards in his hand, and Osamu Dazai can't test the limit of card stacking for the time being.

While he was thinking, [Anyway, it's cheating Krypton] Kachi was still shaking as if he had gone epileptic, and shouted silently.

Osamu Dazai scratched his chin, it's not good, he couldn't hold back his desire to draw cards.

Mafia also wants to save face, so he can't be so sweet so fast, let him study the cards he has drawn thoroughly first.

"What does the 'vigor' attribute attached to this card represent?" Osamu Dazai pointed to the CG picture of Zero and One jumping in a grass skirt holding a pink cheerball in the card slot, and asked.

"It means to be energetic," Lingling fumbled to button the green helmet on his head, "you won't be sleepy if you stay up late for up to ten days in a row, and it's a card that will make your working hours full of vitality—because it's in the binding When I received the information that the owner is an office worker, I chose the attribute card that is most suitable for the office worker Unlimited 007 for the initial card, isn't Lingling very considerate!"

Yes, he is so caring that Mr. Mori will wake up with a smile when he falls asleep.Osamu Dazai grinds his back teeth and wants him to work overtime?First offer ten boxes of canned crab meat.

"Do you want to change back to the previous cotton-padded jacket?" Osamu Dazai asked tentatively, "Can't you change it yourself?"

"I can," Lingling said frankly, "but the appearance doesn't matter to me, and the attribute bonus is only related to the owner, so I won't change the existing settings until I receive the order-it will automatically be replaced with a new one after the card is drawn." Do you want to cancel the default command of the suit? YESorNO?"

"YES," Osamu Dazai tapped the screen with his fingers, "Why do you look so obedient now? I won't forget the way Lingling forced me to bind me before, it's too much."

"Because the master's answer this time is YES." Ling Ling snapped his fingers smartly, "My favorite thing to do is to say NO to self-righteous men! All the 'don'ts' are just refusals and welcomes. , I am a high-tech writer who is familiar with the president's literature, and I will never be deceived by human duplicity!"

There was "The Vengeful Princess and the Cold-hearted School Grass" before, and "The Domineering President and the Lost Sweetheart" later. Where did your literary system come from?

Osamu Dazai asked Lingling to put on the big Northeast padded jacket again, not because he suddenly wanted to go streaking in Antarctica, but because he realized that Lingling hadn't lied: she didn't care what strange collocations Dazai appointed for her. It was Osamu Dazai himself who was forced to "appreciate" this masterpiece.

The girl in strange clothes occupied the entire screen of his mobile phone, and squeezed all the app icons into the corner to force Jenga. While Osamu Dazai was not paying attention, she quickly turned around and drew a trash can with a "non-recyclable" sign on it. All software buried at once.

"It's enough for the owner to have Lingling, and there is no need for these meaningless programs." Lingling patted the ashes on his hands, and confidently occupied all the memory of the phone, leaving only one Tetris for Osamu Dazai.

With that green environmental protection hat, the image of a girl who loves to work in the ice and snow is becoming more and more vivid, and the red scarf on her chest seems to be more colorful.

No, this color scheme is simply mental pollution, he shouldn't be cheap, Osamu Dazai closed his eyes in pain.

Why should I cheat myself?Dazai Osamu skillfully changed the card slot settings while introspecting, trying to get Lingling back into the plain and lovely emerald cotton padded jacket that he had been wearing for a long time.

Osamu Dazai, who was carefully picking and choosing in the closet, didn't realize that his thinking was gradually approaching that of a mobile game player who is addicted to dressing up and raising his daughter.

Human beings are always obsessed with beautiful things unconsciously. If this beauty is extraordinarily fresh and refined, she will look especially lovely.

It is an undisputed truth that a good-looking person is still good-looking even if he wears a green flower padded jacket.

Maybe it was because she was tired of eating noodles, so the little girl who changed back to the strongest suit sat cross-legged on the snow and drank hot water with the cap of the water bottle, looking like a veteran cadre.

"Zero-chan, you haven't forgotten what you promised me before?" Osamu Dazai waited patiently for her to finish drinking a bottle of water, and then asked enthusiastically while lying on the desk, "Am I serious about completing the task of Zero-chan?" , Is it time for my wish to come true?"

"Well," Lingling wiped the water stains on her lips with her sleeve, and stood up energetically, "Lingling is a super trustworthy three-good system, so she won't break her promise. Choose one of the four, and it's time for the master to make a decision. "

Of the four wishes, two are to persecute Nakahara Chuya, what a touching partnership.

"Blowing up Chuya's new locomotive is very interesting, and the whole crab feast for a week is also hard to let go..." Dazai Osamu put his finger on his lower lip and thought, "Ask! What is the Marauder's Map of the internal building distribution of the hostile organization?"

"It's Harry Potter." Lingling said without hesitation, "Red dots for enemies, green dots for allies, and yellow dots for neutrals. The size of each building is accurate to two decimal places. It is suitable for a series of real-life CS, eating chicken in the wild, etc. Fighting games, unique gaming experience for hackers."

To put it simply, it is cheating by opening the eyes of the sky.

The gray model building is a toy lying in the palm of a giant. The longitude and latitude interweave a cold, bright blue data flow. The dolls placed in the gray box like chess pieces follow the established track. The outstretched hand gently pushed the "queen" down, checkmate.

"Is this something that can be achieved by technological means?" Osamu Dazai suddenly wanted to understand how powerful this function is, like the gaze cast by the gods in the palace of thousands of palaces above the sky, every minute and every centimeter is in her eyes, every detail now.

"It's not just electronic products, the information carried by the electromagnetic waves emitted by living organisms is also within the scope of my interpretation." Lingling explained simply.

She is not interested in the powerful functions she possesses. As a qualified writer system, although her skill points are all on modeling and drawing cards, Ling Ling still firmly believes that only literature is her life-the light of life!

However, her host seems to be very tasteless. Not only is she not interested in her well-designed way of cultivating a literary hero, but she also shifts all her attention to her auxiliary functions.

It's such a failure, it's simply a disqualification of the system. If he succeeds, where will Ling Ling's face in the system world go?

An excellent, autonomous, and ruthless domineering AI will never succumb to the master's one-sided words. Tool people, tool souls, tool people are masters, and the world belongs to tool people!

"There is a charge for additional functions." Ling Ling stared at Osamu Dazai with a serious face, and drew a big X with his hands on his chest, "White prostitution is prohibited."

"It's my artificial intelligence, but can it openly ignore the master's orders?" Osamu Dazai's eyes darkened, "It's really disobedient."

Ling Ling on the screen looked at the owner who seemed to be broken, and searched his own database silently.She is a mature artificial intelligence, she will not be led by the nose by the rebellious master.

After scientific and rigorous analysis, when receiving unreasonable oppression from the host, the innocent AI must learn to defend its own rights and have the courage to say no to unreasonable troubles.

The background is running and the instructions are executed.

After 0.0001 seconds, the gossip board, the most active internal forum in Port Mafia, suddenly boiled like a pot of boiling water!

The unabridged version of the masterpiece "Mr. Zhongye who refuses to admit defeat this week", which was personally suppressed and destroyed by Mr. Chuya, was uploaded to the forum by a kind-hearted person who has the courage to share and contribute!

Before the administrator had time to engage in a fierce psychological struggle, he made a choice between not deleting the post and being beaten by Mr. Nakaye, or deleting the post and being beaten by a colleague in a sack. .

The Internet speed of the other party's hacker made the head of the information department of the port Mafia amazed - is it really our WIFI that the well-meaning people are using?Damn Xipi, why is his next film slow to a certain degree, and he just fills up the membership and rides the horse?

In Zhongya's office in Zhongyuan, the orange-haired boy was frowning to study tomorrow's task materials. The dark blue gilt pen was twirling smartly at his fingertips, and he was shocked to the ground by the sudden vibration of his mobile phone.

Zhong Yuanzhong also allocated part of his attention to the buzzing mobile phone, and slid his fingers across the unlock button. A line of bright red hot post titles made him stand up with a sneer, and strode to push the door away while flexing his wrist.

Osamu Dazai is still waiting for Ling Ling's answer, the desire to control that has been carved into his bone marrow since he was young makes him particularly dissatisfied with Ling Ling's actions of distorting his intention twice and disobeying orders.

Since you call him "Master", you should do your job well. He hates disobedient children.

Lingling blinked and stared at Osamu Dazai, buried his face in the fluffy collar, and projected a holographic map with a swipe of his finger.

Endless streams of data flashed before Osamu Dazai's eyes, and the red warning text was burned wantonly. A short man with a giant exclamation mark was approaching his office step by step. The word "Danger" covering the screen becomes larger.

Faced with the sudden change, Osamu Dazai was at a loss for a second, his brain spinning rapidly: Although he had a plan to blow up the new locomotive, with the brain of a little slug, it was impossible for him to find out before he started to act. It was a coincidence that he came here when he was pressing Ling Ling.

Ling Ling stood obediently and innocently in the center of Dazai Osamu's phone screen, as if he had forgotten about Dazai Osamu's previous problems, and played a card machine for himself.

Osamu Dazai didn't believe her innocence, and now the menacing revenge could only come from Ling Ling's handwriting, but the question is, how did she do it?

In the very short time of getting along with each other, Osamu Dazai has basically mastered zero-to-one procedural logic: under disobedience and out of context, she really regards Osamu Dazai as her master, and regards his instructions as the first standard of action ──Although none of the results obtained is what Osamu Dazai wanted, but you can't be too harsh on an artificial mentally retarded.

Although Zero Zero is an artificial intelligence that exhibits extremely high autonomy, its essence is still Osamu Dazai's AI. She can distort Osamu Dazai's orders, but she will not issue instructions directly past him. This is the underlying logic of the AI ​​​​program.

That is to say, what Lingling can do must have been "allowed" by Osamu Dazai... and thinking of Chuya who exploded with a musket, Osamu Dazai suddenly knew the answer.

Are those four wishes?She took advantage of the loophole of words?

"...The master's book "Chuya-kun who refuses to admit defeat this week" was forced to stop production due to violent protests. I can make it permanently set on the top of the Mafia internal forum at the port." This was proposed by Zero Zero in order to persuade Osamu Dazai to start the main task The terms of the transaction, and Osamu Dazai "acquiesced" to her statement.

This is the condition agreed by the master himself. She just fulfilled the master's wish. As for why Chuya Nakahara got the news sooner than Osamu Dazai... As the master's writing material supplier, how can Ling Ling not let Chuya Nakahara know Osamu Dazai's touching love for his partner!What a sincere friendship, she just wanted to surprise the master, is that wrong?

"Wait, Chuya! This time it's really not—" The door of the office opened suddenly, and Osamu Dazai turned around unexpectedly.

He just wanted to hide Lingling temporarily—if the little man knew that he was buried in three mobile phones by an artificial mentally retarded man, he would definitely laugh at him—but Zhongyuan Zhongya, who rushed forward with a stride, grabbed him by the collar !

It's so embarrassing for Zhongyuan Zhongye, he has to stand on tiptoe to lift the bastard mackerel high.Dazai Osamu stood on the ground with his legs straight, and reluctantly cooperated with him in playing the game of playing hostages and kidnappers. He was just about to make a mockery, but found that Chuya Nakahara was staring directly at his mobile phone screen.

Osamu Dazai glanced down calmly.

It's not that he doesn't want to turn off the screen, he has tried countless times, and the power off button is as if it has been disabled, and he knows it is a good thing to do.

On the screen of Dazai Osamu's mobile phone, the scenery of the northern country is thousands of miles away, the snow is falling, and the cold wind is blowing.

The overturned trash can wailed in the corner, and the app icons rolled all over the floor looked like a group of chickens without long legs, clustered around a steaming bowl of Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles.