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Oda Sakunosuke walked into the chief's office.

Towering buildings stand in Yokohama, and the blue sea sparkles through the floor-to-ceiling windows.The leather shoes stepped on the ground covered with scarlet carpet, the red-haired young man looked down at the patterns on the carpet, and said flatly, "Boss, are you looking for me?"

"Alice sauce, just another one, Alice~" The man wearing the leader's signature red scarf half-kneeled on the ground and begged the little blond girl in front of him.

Alice snorted: "No! Lin Taro is a big villain!"

"Hey, how could this be..." Mori Ogai bit his handkerchief and wept silently.

Oda Sakunosuke turned a blind eye to the chaotic scene in front of him, and his heart was as still as water.

After experiencing the baptism of Osamu Dazai's fancy self-shark scene, the Buddhist youth Oda Saku accepted the setting of all the mental illnesses of the port Mafia without any reservations.

Do as the Romans do, he will no longer be shaken.

"Cough, Oda-kun, you are here." Mori Ogai coughed and put away the little skirt in his hand.

He has seen a lot of subordinates who seem to be indifferent but secretly want to call the police. The first time he meets someone who really doesn't care, he is a little moved.

How should I put it... As expected of Dazai-kun's friend, there is nothing that can't be tolerated by someone who can stand Dazai-kun.

"Oda-kun, I have a very important task for you." Mori Ogai put on a worried expression for the country and the people, "There is no one else but you."

"Boss, I'm just a low-level person." Oda Sakunosuke said calmly, "If it's about dismantling fake bombs, mediating disputes between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, family farce, and taking children to and from kindergarten, I'm very happy to do my best. Others forgive me I can not do anything."

Mori Ogai: Is this what the grassroots staff at the port Mafia usually do?How come your life is more colorful than mine?

"Don't rush to refuse." Mori Ogai said sternly, "It concerns a person we are all very familiar with - Ango Sakaguchi, who has been missing for a while."

Oda Sakunosuke's expression moved slightly.

"Ango-kun is my capable subordinate. After losing him, I am physically and mentally exhausted." Mori Ogai said sincerely.

When Ango Sakaguchi was around, he didn't realize that the amount of missions Mori Ogai had suddenly increased as soon as he was sent out.

Even though all the plans were within his expectations, Mori Ogai couldn't restrain his heartache when he saw the paperwork piled higher and higher on the desk.

Why is such an excellent worker not from their port Mafia?Mori Ogai sighed.

"Ango-kun is not only my competent subordinate, but also the series of books "Teaching You How to Become a Time Management Master" created by him under the pen name of 'Spicy Curry Rice' has benefited me a lot." Mori Ogai said from From the drawer, he took out his treasured hardcover book signed by the teacher of spicy curry rice.

The book is really good, and Mori Ogai only needs to pay the price of a receding hairline, in exchange for endless energy to stay up all night, and dancing in the middle of the night is no problem.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the thick stack of books in Mori Ogai's hand, and his thoughts drifted to his serial article.

"Send the child to school", "Go to grab the limited-time discounted eggs at the supermarket", "Osamu Dazai caught a cold when he fished a shark into the water", "I can't eat curry rice so I have no inspiration" and so on. Run out, Matsushita editor will never believe Oda Sakunosuke's nonsense.

In terms of procrastination, Oda Sakunosuke was ranked second, and even Osamu Dazai dared not be the first.

"...To sum up, this is the oracle of silver, please go for me." Mori Ogai took out the prepared documents and pushed them towards Oda Sakunosuke.

He originally thought that the other party would refuse again. This former genius killer has been silently doing trivial things at the grassroots level of the organization for so many years after washing his hands in the golden basin, which shows how strong his heart is to retire.

But no, André Gide had to be handed over to Sakunosuke Oda.

To Mori Ogai's surprise, Oda Sakunosuke took the Ginzhi Oracle very readily, turned around and left.

"Oda-kun really cares about his friends." Mori Ogai said to himself.

"There is a new reason to delay the draft." Oda Sakunosuke thought with relief.

I'm sorry for the Panasonic editor, how can you call a coo coo a pigeon?Definitely next time, definitely next time.

Ann Matsushita, the ace editor of the Yokohama Daily, received a "letter of apology" from Mr. Oda Saku after receiving the nightmare news of "Spicy Curry Rice Teacher Missing" and "Ms. Shuji Tsushima working overtime".

He looked at Odasaku teacher's simple and sincere apology letter with a blank face, and twitched the corner of his mouth indifferently.

A man's mouth is a deceitful ghost, and writing flowers can't cover up your little thoughts of trying to pigeonhole him.

The first team building activity of the three members of the Rogue Faction after their debut - collective breakup.

That's right, as expected of each other's best friends, their virtues are exactly the same.

When Oda Sakunosuke stopped working in the name of overtime, Osamu Dazai braved the scorching sun and came to the stolen weapon arsenal of Mafia at the port.

"Mr. Dazai, Miss Lingling." Guangjin Liulang bowed slightly, and handed over a stack of photos, "This is a photo intercepted from the surveillance video. The enemy this time is very cunning, and I'm afraid it came from some organized force."

Osamu Dazai took the photos and flipped through them casually. He knew about MIMIC's entry into Yokohama, so he was not surprised.

"Wait." Ling Ling, who was looking at the photos with Osamu Dazai, suddenly reached out and stopped a photo.

"What's wrong?" Osamu Dazai put the photo she selected on the top, "Did Zero-chan find anything?"

"It's a little reflective here." The corner of the little bit photo.

The tiny traces are almost invisible to human eyes.But if Ling Ling said yes, he would definitely not be wrong.

"Is it the reflection of the metal? A special weapon?" Osamu Dazai looked at the photo carefully against the sunlight, as seriously as checking a banknote.

After a long while, human beings gave up the inspection work beyond their capacity.

Don't embarrass the person with only one eye, he is a handicapped person who can't leave his body with bandages all year round!

"It's not a weapon," Ling Ling said strangely, "it's kind of like... huh?"

Baji, that is, the badge, commonly known as "millet".He is a terrifying demon who robs the wallets of people in the empty valley again and again. He is known as the sea view room in the palm of his hand.

Mr. Tsushima, who is a national-level literary figure in Japan, Osamu Dazai naturally also has official tweets.

Not to mention his national treasure and valuable face, the price has soared since Baji came out, shining with the brilliance of money, making countless Tsushima fans shout with their eyes closed, no, no, the child is really going to eat dirt this month He quickly took out his wallet and made a deposit.

Don't ask, asking is true love, asking is Modo Modo.

Lingling took the photo and magnified it 500 times and compared it carefully. With the help of AI's ability to distinguish pixel color blocks and self-cultivation as Dazai Osamu, he successfully identified.

"This Baji is an out-of-print style that was sold for a limited time in June last year. It has not been resold. It is the absolute love valley in the dream of Tsushima fans." Ling Ling said firmly, "There is no doubt that the person in the photo is the owner's death. Loyal fan!"

Osamu Dazai: Meow meow? ? ?

He took the photo and turned on the phone's magnifying glass function to find the pixels that Lingling pointed to.

It was a black mosaic, how did she see that it was his smiling eyes looking at an iris?It's too strong.

"Zero-chan is definitely true love for me..." Dazai Osamu murmured.

Except for the filter of love, which can turn the monkey into a Xishi, he couldn't find a second reason to explain it.

Osamu Dazai, who was in a delicate and complicated mood, returned to the office with the photos. It is not the job of a weak cat to go out to work in the sun. He threw the task to Akutagawa Ryunosuke and continued to check MIMIC with the clues given.

"The out-of-print style last June..." Osamu Dazai searched for his own millet on the shopping software for the first time, staring at a bunch of grain ring terms and fell into deep thought.

It's so expensive, a baji is worth a small skirt for Alice, I don't know you Guquan people very well.

After searching several times, Osamu Dazai fell into deep thought as he stared at a line of buyer records in the transaction records.

This buyer named [Tsushima Sensei’s Midi Tiantuan Official Account], is your username a bit wrong?

Osamu Dazai moved the mouse and clicked in to have a look, amazing, this is really an official account.

[Official Account of Tsushima Sensei Midi Tiantuan] is an active fan account of Tsujima Shuji's personal forum, with hundreds of members under the account.

Their daily routine is to help the moderators zero-zero maintain the order of the forum, to write book reviews and blow Shuji Tsushima's [-]-word rainbow fart, to threaten to kill the whole family of black fans in quarrel posts, and to vote for writers by soliciting votes to support one-stop, professional Professional fans in the entertainment industry call him a good guy.

There are two computers in front of Osamu Dazai, one computer scrolls and plays the rainbow farts blown to him by [Tsushima Sensei’s fanboy Tiantuan official account] in a loop, and the other computer is full of wanted warrants.

MIMIC is a wanted criminal per capita, and all members are five big and three strong men. Osamu Dazai can hardly imagine how they wrote such a passionate and delicate post-reading review.

But the facts speak louder than words. When Lingling discovered that MIMIC members were wearing Tsushima-sensei’s out-of-print baji when they emptied the Mafia arsenal at the port, the serious situation slipped all the way to the sand sculpture and ran wildly on the road of convulsions.

"There is a special connection between the power of MIMIC leader Andre Gide and Oda Saku, and the collision of the two powers may form a special singularity." Osamu Dazai on Andre Gide's wanted notice Draw a circle, "Mr. Mori probably used this to lure them into Yokohama, and used Ango as a bait to send Odasaku... The old fox has a good idea."

Mori Ogai has calculated thousands of times, and he didn't count on someone spoiling the opening.

Appeared, only the world where Mori Ogai was injured!

Sakunosuke Oda found Osamu Dazai as soon as he got the news of Ango Sakaguchi's disappearance, and wanted to ask this friend who is a high-ranking and powerful friend in Mafia at the port and has always been a wise and close monster.

Then he got the news from Osamu Dazai that Ango Sakaguchi was currently working as a spy on three fronts.

Ango Sakaguchi, a chosen social animal who was sent by the Esoteric Special Affairs Division to the port Mafia as an undercover agent and was also sent by the port Mafia to MIMIC as an undercover agent.

One person works three jobs and finds time to publish SCI papers under the pseudonym of "Spicy Curry Rice".Ango Sakaguchi, the evergreen and undefeated myth in the social animal industry, pays tribute to him.

"So, Ango is okay?" Oda Sakunosuke felt relieved.

He used his boss to work overtime as an excuse to ask Panasonic editors for leave to delay the draft, and at the same time crossed this matter out of his to-do list.

Osamu Dazai said there was nothing wrong, it must be nothing wrong.It is more important to deal with the anger of the editor first than to act with Ango Sakaguchi, who is cooperating with the spy situation.

"Mr. Mori probably intends to use the condition of 'Port Mafia to solve MIMIC for the Special Ability Secret Service Section' as a condition to obtain a license for the opening of the Ability." Osamu Dazai sat in Lupin and toasted with Oda Sakunosuke.

He swirled the clear wine, and there was a piece of grape candy thrown in the glass, and tiny bubbles rose in the cold liquid.

"Odasaku thinks, who is Mr. Mori's chosen executor?"

"...Me?" Oda Sakunosuke took a lemon-flavored hard candy from Lingling's hand, and tentatively threw it into the wine glass.

The hard candy hit the bottom of the glass twice, with both the spiciness of spirits and the sweetness of fruit, the taste was subtle and delicious.

"Bingo." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers.

"As for how to get Odasaku, who swore not to kill anyone, to pick up his gun again...it's extremely simple for a man like Mori Ogai who has no conscience and no bottom line." Osamu Dazai rummaged through his pockets, and took out a few packets of candy wrappers that were shiny The fruit candy was handed to Oda Sakunosuke, "Take it back and give it to the children."

"Grape flavor is especially recommended." Ling Ling gave a thumbs up, "I like this brand of sugar very much."

Oda Sakunosuke calmly took a pack of high-end customized candies from Osamu Dazai's hand, which can cover their family's food expenses for a week: "You mean, BOSS will attack my children?"

The red-haired young man's voice sounded flat, Dazai Osamu said a little surprised: "This is the first time I see Oda Saku so angry... Mori Ogai will not be caught, most likely he revealed the children's address to MIMIC. Andre Gide, the leader of MIMIC, will probably send someone to kidnap and tear up the children in order to make Odazaku draw his gun and fight him."

"However." When Oda Sakunosuke was contemplating, Dazai Osamu clapped his hands briskly, "This is just Mr. Mori's delusion, it's just the wrong estimate of the middle-aged strange uncle."

"Huh? Does that mean it won't happen?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"After all, all members of MIMIC are the master's extreme single-push drug-only person." Lingling tilted his head and thought for a while, "Unless they are serious co-workers, they won't be interested in Mr. Odasaku."

"It is not ruled out that there are fans of the rascal faction among them. Ms. Oda Saku may be chased for autographs, right? Remember to treat readers with a better attitude. MIMIC is an international friend who came to Yokohama from overseas. It is very It’s a rare thought that must be cherished.”

Tons of rainbow farts in the forum and wanted notices on the dark web flashed alternately in front of Oda Sakunosuke, his first thought was "Dazai is indeed very powerful, even the enemies are fans of his books, the children should not be implicated".

The second thought hit his mind unexpectedly:

This group of people smuggled in from overseas, wouldn't it be for the purpose of urging the manuscript? !

"Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke took a sip of wine blankly, "How many days have you been off?"

"Eh? About two months. I'm going to take a break because I've been working on drafts for the past few days..." As they spoke, Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda fell into the same silence.

He blocked the contact information of Panasonic's editor, and because he was very diligent in Naruto World, Ling Ling didn't rush his manuscript recently, so... Osamu Dazai seems to have not published a new article in his own world for a while .

Dear readers, how is your stomach?Can I go hungry for another ten days and half a month?

MIMIC: No, no.The child is starving to death, Mr. Tsushima, why don't you produce food?

In order to wake up the lazy Mr. Tsushima, and to protect the spiritual granary of people all over the world, the messenger of justice, MIMIC, did not hesitate to travel across the ocean to overcome all difficulties and come to Yokohama.

What a great international spirit this is, and how many passionate expectations they carry!

Facing this fiery enthusiasm, Tsushima-sensei and Odasaku-sensei, don't you plan to say something?

Osamu Dazai: Thank you for the invitation, don't cue overtime work, please contact Mori Ogai for reminders, contact number XXXXXX.

Oda Sakunosuke: The user you dialed is not connected at the moment, please try again later. sorry, the number you have...

The two fled in a hurry, and in a blink of an eye, only Ango Sakaguchi remained among the three members of the rogue faction.

Unfortunately, Ango Sakaguchi was mimicking undercover at this time.

"Mr. Spicy Curry Rice, please." Andre Gide personally handed him a pen, "I don't have anything here, except paper, pen and ink."

"I won't let you go until Teacher Tsushima updates."

The author has something to say: Ango: Dazai-kun harmed me!

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