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Osamu Dazai's mood at this time was like a reader who bought a second-hand reasoning manga. Before he opened the book and waited for him to decipher it, the seller kindly drew a big red circle on someone's head—the culprit was him.

No reading experience, just lie down and win the level.

"Mr. Dazai?" The prisoner urged, still unaware, "That armory is very important to us. The Black Lizard's people are at your disposal, go quickly."

It's so important, don't give it up by yourself, Osamu Dazai sneered inwardly.

He agreed without much energy, turned and left.

No, if you watch it any further, he's going to laugh. The special effects that Ling Ling added to Mr. Sen are too funny.

"Is there something on my head, Alice-chan?" Mori Ogai asked his humanoid ability, "Why do I feel that Dazai-kun just laughed at me."

"Because Rintaro is disgusting." The blond girl said bluntly, turning her head to ignore Mori Ogai's teary eyes.

Osamu Dazai took the elevator back to his office, and Lingling was playing games with a pocky in his mouth, unaware of his spoiler behavior.

The biscuit sticks dangled in front of my eyes, and the smell of vanilla chocolate filled the air.

Seeing the pocky getting shorter and shorter, the girl who was concentrating on the game hooked her tongue slightly, trying to roll the biscuit tail into her mouth.

The cool lips and tongue blocked her retreat.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and snatched the last pocky from the mouthful, and when he left, his eyelashes swept across her cheek.

Light and quick, like being kissed by butterfly wings.

"Vanilla chocolate?" Osamu Dazai licked the corner of his lower lip and said unexpectedly, "I thought you would choose the strawberry milkshake flavor."

"The strawberry flavor is finished." Lingling kicked the trash can full of biscuit boxes back, pretending that she didn't eat it herself.

"Then buy it again." Osamu Dazai straightened up, casually glanced at his subordinates passing by carefully outside the office.

Subordinates: Received stares, it is a signal that the snacks (offerings) are not enough.

"Mr. Mori asked me to investigate the theft of the Mafia weapon depot at the port." Osamu Dazai fell on the sofa with his head buried in his legs and moaned, "He can order people around, a middle-aged strange uncle who guards himself and steals himself!"

Lingling rubbed Osamu Dazai's hair as comfort: "Then let's ignore him and let him cry in the office."

As strong as the artificial intelligence that opens the sky, she can see Mori Ogai crying when he is squeezed by Alice.

The lacrimal glands are too developed, so pay attention to replenishing water, Mr. Mori who is about to turn fifty.

Osamu Dazai was licked by Zero Zero's superb cat stroking skills until florets appeared all over his body. He moved his position to facilitate her stroking while lazily thinking about Mori Ogai's commission.

When he was in the chief's office, Osamu Dazai understood what was going on as soon as Lingling's reminder came out.

Mori Ogai had brought foreign enemies into Yokohama for a certain purpose, and allowed them to steal an entire arsenal as proof of arrival.

Such arrogance would naturally be discovered by the Supernatural Secret Service, an organization that has been monitoring the port of Mafia.

It just so happened that Osamu Sakaguchi's friend, Ango Sakaguchi, was an undercover agent sent by the Supernatural Secret Service to enter the port of Mafia. Osamu Dazai happened to hear that Ango Sakaguchi had been on a business trip abroad for several years.

Obviously, this is a situation that Mori Ogai has already laid out.

There is only one possibility for the leader of the port Mafia to take so many detours to achieve one thing.

Mori Ogai has something that he desires very much, that he must have, and that he must never miss.

Ability business license.

The documents that allow the members of its organization to legally use supernatural powers are issued by the government's official organization Supernatural Secret Service, and are indispensable for the port Mafia, which is gradually transforming into the guardian of Yokohama.

After all, it is Mafia, and it still needs official recognition if it wants to get on the stage.

Mori Ogai was biting his handkerchief in the office: He is also a student of Mr. Natsume, why can Fukuzawa Yukichi wait for the opening license of the ability to deliver the goods to the door and sign for it directly, and he can only bitterly plan on his own?It's not fair!

He was angry, he wanted to resist, he wanted to mercilessly cheat the Supernatural Secret Service Section.

It's decided, let's start with the undercover agent they sent!

"To be honest, I really hate Ango-kun." Mori Ogai said sincerely, "I have never seen such an excellent subordinate who loves work even more than he loves sleep. Ango-kun's diligence is enough to make Dazai-kun feel ashamed die."

In order to keep Ango Sakaguchi to work for a few more years, Mori Ogai gave him twice the attendance award that he gave to others—the other double came from Osamu Dazai’s never-to-be-obtained attendance award.

Industrious and thrifty, he runs his family Mori Ogai and cares for his subordinates.

Even though he was reluctant, Mori Ogai would not hesitate when it was time to abandon Ango Sakaguchi.

"In order to express my regret, I recently asked Ango-kun to work twice as long!" Mori Ogai was moved by himself, "He must have deeply felt my reluctance, right?"

Ango Sakaguchi: Thank you for the invitation, I am on my way to the ICU due to sudden death.It feels good, but the hairline is a bit high.

If it is said that giving up Ango Sakaguchi made Mori Ogai heartbroken, giving up Osamu Dazai simply made him dance in ecstasy.

The child he picked up gradually grew up, from Mori Ogai who could barely control it to a panic that would be usurped every day.

Osamu Dazai grew up too fast, he is a natural Mafia, and he is familiar with everything in the dark world.

Especially in recent years, the pressure on Osamu Dazai has become heavier and heavier.

Obviously he just stood there idly looking at the floating clouds outside the window, or curled up the long hair of the girl he brought back with his fingers and played with his fingertips, watching him, Mori Ogai felt his throat suffocated, like being killed by a god of death Choke by the throat.

There is a decisive difference between a person who has the talent to be a leader and a person who actually sits on the top.

If Osamu Dazai is the former, Mori Ogai will only be afraid of him, but he still thinks he can control it.

But if he is the latter...

How could he be the latter?Mori Ogai couldn't figure it out.

It's a good thing that a big living person is staying under Mori Ogai's nose, how can an organization pop up out of thin air to cast him with an all-powerful aura?

There are more and more mysteries about Osamu Dazai, to the point where Mori Ogai has no way to convince himself.

He has no way to control the current Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu who has lost respect and obedience to the leader is no longer suitable for Port Mafia.

He's not the type who wants to be inferior.

The sword of Damocles hangs above his head all the time, and Mori Ogai can hardly sleep at night.

When preparing to use MIMIC as a tool for obtaining the "Ability Opening Permit", Mori Ogai thought of this: take this opportunity to strip the out-of-control parts from the port Mafia!

The process of stripping must be painful. Thinking that the benefits that Osamu Dazai once brought to the organization will never be there in the future, Mori Ogai's heart aches until his eyes turn black.

money, a lot of money qaq

Because of this reluctance, he also seriously considered the possibility of taking the out-of-control Osamu Dazai back into his hands.

"I thought the girl Dazai-kun brought back would be his weakness." Mori Ogai looked at his own humanoid ability Alice.

His own weakness in the outside world is Alice, who looks like a little girl, and it is not that there are no fools who try to kidnap Alice to threaten him-of course, the whole army is wiped out.

When it was Mori Ogai's turn to think about Osamu Dazai's weakness, he couldn't help but think about it again.

Zero zero is very strong, just talking about physical strength belongs to the level of inhuman.Judging from the state she showed, maybe she didn't have any fear of fighting with Zhongye Zhongye at all.

But Mori Ogai found that Ling Ling seemed very simple?

As long as you feed snacks, you can get a higher degree of favorability. If you yourself have contributed to a magazine as a literary youth, her attitude towards you will immediately rise to a higher level.

In addition to contributing and feeding, blowing Shuji Tsushima's rainbow farts in front of Zero Zero is also a great way to gain favorability.

Mori Ogai once watched Dazai Ogai's subordinates and Zero Zero dancing in the corridor, bragging about Shuji Tsushima for half an hour, and what he said made a thick-skinned person like Mori Ogai dig out a bit with his toes. There is a sea view room, and I really want this "outstanding" subordinate to write a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation-"The Art of Language".

During this period, Osamu Dazai went in and out of the office three times, his face was full of hesitation, and he finally gave up the treatment, allowing the two to openly create their own social death scene in the organization.

What surprised Mori Ogai the most was that Osamu Dazai didn't embarrass this rainbow fart BB machine subordinate afterwards.

You know, Osamu Dazai is a typical "I'm so boring today, I'm going to randomly catch a few lucky subordinates to make soup" trouble-making boss, with a strong desire for revenge and extremely naive behavior.

Of course, the reason couldn't be that the subordinate's rainbow fart was good - Osamu Dazai didn't like it at all. There was only one possibility: Lingling liked to hear it very much.

Because she likes it, Osamu Dazai lets it go.

Mori Ogai has known Dazai Osamu for several years, and he clearly knows what kind of vile and cold soul is hidden under Dazai Ogai's skin that fascinated thousands of girls in Yokohama.

He would make exceptions again and again for one person, Mori Ogai was completely unimaginable.

It wasn't until then that he really had the idea of ​​using Lingling to contain Osamu Dazai.

Great idea, but difficult to implement.

Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling are like conjoined twins, Mori Ogai can hardly catch which of them is alone, and they have such a tacit understanding that a mosquito flying between the two will be trapped to death.

After being blinded by the slimy couple for days, Mori Ogai put on sunglasses.

planb: Kidnapping won't work, try attacking the mind?

Mori Ogai pressed a few buttons on his phone, and Dazai Osamu's former confidante and the woman he invited to die in love began to frequent Dazai Osamu's surroundings, chasing him secretly, but still ashamed to speak, trying to plan an attack.

This play is not used to deal with Osamu Dazai, he has no face when he knows his confidante, and he is a liar in love.

Mori Ogai himself is also an emotional liar, he was not at all surprised by Osamu Dazai's indifference, and focused his main attention on Reiling.

Then he finds out that Zero Zero is more indifferent than Osamu Dazai :)

Such a big person dangled in front of her eyes, even a mosquito would have been slapped by him long ago, she was indifferent to the extreme, her face was full of innocence and asceticism.

Zero Zero: No Worldly Desires.jpg

In the end, it was not Mori Ogai who was anxious, but Osamu Dazai.

"Zero-chan, do you really feel nothing at all?" Osamu Dazai asked pitifully, holding Lingling's shoulder, wishing he could shake her and sing "Am I the one you love the most?" Why don't you speak?

"There are so many people around me, maybe I will be dragged away by them and my body will sink to the bottom of the river, isn't Zero-chan worried at all?" Osamu Dazai struggled.

"Don't worry, isn't the master with his mobile phone?" Ling Lingyi looked at him inexplicably, "I'm always there, the alarm call and the ICU ward number are stored in the shortcut keys, it's completely manly."

"I hang out with them every day, is it okay to ignore Zero-chan?" Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth quietly.

If he dared to say "yes", he would show it to her!

Ling Ling's expression became even more strange: "After calculation, the possibility that the master will do this is accurate to four decimal places, which is about 0.0001%, which is an impossible event. Worrying about the probability that it will not happen is only human beings. Things, AI is not stupid."

What is this person saying to the AI?Do you have any issues with her processor?

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt that the way Lingling looked at him was like looking at a brat who unreasonably asked Mama to buy a masked Superman figure or he would not go home for dinner.

The youngest cadre of Mafia at the port clutched his chest, dying from the blow.

"Well, even though it's an impossible event, I'm really not happy about what the master said." Ling Ling lowered her head and stared at her toes, her voice was very soft, "Master is Ling Ling's master, and someone snatched it away... Can't."

"If you want to kill, you will kill."

Dazai was startled.

Behind the monitor, Mori Ogai suddenly had an ominous premonition.

This premonition is an intuition cultivated after being stuffed with countless dog food. Mori Ogai's "single dog sudden death" radar rang!It was deafening!

"Zero-chan is my favorite, no one can take me away." Osamu Dazai hugged the girl who lowered her head and whispered to herself, and lovingly kissed her hair.

"Zero-chan really knows me too well. I'm very, very happy for the perfect answer." Osamu Dazai happily held Lingling's hand, "As a celebration, let's eat red bean rice! Let's eat red bean rice!"

"Red bean rice doesn't seem to be used in this kind of occasion..." Zero zero looked up the information in his mind in confusion, and was dragged out of Mori Ogai's surveillance range by Osamu Dazai.

Mori Ogai, who watched the young couple's love talk like a pervert, is dead, and now even Alice can't heal his devastated heart.

Take care of the couple, save Boss!

Plan B failed, and before Mori Ogai came up with Plan C, the counterattack from Osamu Dazai struck.

Osamu Dazai noticed Mori Ogai's hidden tricks at a glance.Regarding the perverted black-hearted doctor's attempt to restrain him with Lingling, Osamu Dazai could only send him three words: You are so brave.

Back then, Ling Ling was a top porcelain expert who could grind Osamu Dazai to the point where he lost his temper. Mori Ogai's immature skills were completely indifferent to her.

After going through all the planes, there is no one who cannot be persecuted.Whether it is Hisoka, the patriarch of the pervert world, or Gojo Satoru, the strongest in the world, they have all experienced vicissitudes under her hands and shed tears of bitterness.

Mori Ogai only saw Lingling's indifferent and disrespectful surface towards him, but didn't see her trying to suppress herself and want to pollute his heart mentally.

The little girl has worked so hard to maintain your three views, yet you dare to plot against her, Mori Ogai, you have no heart!

Osamu Dazai didn't think it would work, and it was inconvenient for Lingling to make a move, so he would do it.

Holding the contact information of all of Mori Ogai's lovers, bed-partners, confidante, and dewy love from Zero Zero, Osamu Dazai pressed a button to send a group text message: [Are you free tonight?The night is too cold, I am afraid to sleep alone. 】

It doesn't matter at all whether OOC or not, as long as half of the three-digit contacts are trusted, it is enough for Mori Ogai to drink a pot.

To get through this crisis, either Mori Ogai is gifted and urgently learns the technique of multiple shadows, or he abandons his dignity and leaves a solid impression of "the boss of Mafia at the port is not good" in the Japanese world.

Mori Ogai was unlucky, but Osamu Dazai was happy.

He finished two bowls of red bean rice with a good appetite, and thoughtfully brought a bowl home for Mori Owai.

Are you happy listening to the corner?You're welcome, dog food is enough.

Lifting the lid of the steaming red bean rice, Mori Ogai calmly took a mouthful of sweet and glutinous rice, chewing the rice 15 times, gnashing his teeth every time.

The "Huairou" strategy is useless, Dazai-kun can't stay no matter what, taking advantage of this MIMIC entry, let him go as far as he can

"I remember that besides Ango-kun, there was also Mr. Oda Sakunosuke who debuted with Dazai-kun in the group 'Rogue faction', right?" Mori Ogai dialed the extension number, "Please Oda-kun come to the leader's office."

Merlin bless, he must be a normal person.

The author has something to say: Oda · Because it is too natural, the brain circuit is also strange · Sakunosuke: Is Dazai abnormal?He's just a kid, please forgive him.

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