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"Really, you have your style." Gojo Satoru nodded slowly.

He should have known a long time ago that Osamu Dazai's ability to do things has not become more stable with age, but he has become more and more able to do things. If he doesn't do things every day, his whole body will itch.

At the same time, he also saw the clues in the similar eyes of Osamu Dazai and Lingling: If you want you to go, you will not go. Since you are so willing to stay and do free work for us, how can we have the nerve to refuse?

A prostitute is a prostitute, and a prostitute is a prostitute.

Free labor is in your pocket, full-time and holidays are all dog belts, and you don’t even think about fishing with pay. Voluntary overtime will cause sudden death.

Gojo Satoru, a 007 model worker who works overtime in the magic world all year round, was surprised to find that he was still 007 when he came to the ninja world!

007 for one day, 007 for life, boy, accept your fate!

"Although your arrival is not in my plan at all, it just so happens that there is a place where Gojo-kun can help." Seeing that Wujo Wu couldn't be sent away, the black-hearted capitalist Osamu Dazai decisively included the migrant workers who came to his door in the plan.

"I'm used to your beating style." Gojo Satoru said calmly, "Let's listen to it, let's talk about it after fun. I won't do free work for you anymore, don't think about it."

In the magic world, Gojo Satoru lost his bet to Osamu Dazai for so long, did he think he could squeeze himself in another world?

【Cang】, 【He】and 【茈】doesn't matter to 【Disqualification in the World】, it doesn't matter, the taijutsu he has practiced for so many years is used to fight Osamu Dazai, and every drop of sweat shed on the training ground is for today's harvest joy.

Fifty big hammers and thirty small hammers, Dazai Osamu is a VIP customer, Gojo Satoru gives free big and small ace suits, a set of combined punches to send him to God.

Osamu Dazai didn't want to be beaten. Although he had been beaten many times, it was one less time. No matter how good-looking he was, he couldn't match the combination set of pig-headed face + blue eyes + sausage mouth.

The face of a flower in Yokohama is very valuable, don't you know how to cherish it?Violence!

Osamu Dazai: "On the fact that I am always surrounded by fighters as a wise fighter".

sosad.

It is also very annoying to say, Wujo Wu is obviously a mage, why is he so keen on hand-to-hand combat?

Just because "The Return of Curse" is also called "The Return of the Orangutan", so the conjurers are all a group of "scrap, curse, eat my shameful iron fist—" style of painting?

No wonder Fu Heihui is always being beaten, is he the only one honestly practicing spells?

How do your conjuration colleges teach children, the future of the conjuration world will take jujube pills.

Osamu Dazai is not worried about not being able to convince Gojo Satoru.

At the beginning, he was able to bet with Wujo Wu with "how many percentages will the number of curse spirits in the country decrease, and you will come and do me a free job." The bet is in line with Wujo Satoru's values.

"Goodness" is the quality engraved in his bone marrow. Osamu Dazai's bet is to save people, and his plan is to make the future no longer full of killing and death. Therefore, Gojo Satoru is willing to help him.

If Osamu Dazai was only doing it for his own selfish desires, or if he was harboring evil intentions, no matter how sophisticated his schemes were, Gojo Satoru would not hesitate to go to war.

In fact, he later agreed to help the Panxing Sect with the intention of monitoring Osamu Dazai, and Gojo Satoru wanted to know what Osamu Dazai wanted.

——In the end, he found that Osamu Dazai was really just an ordinary vacationer, and the earth-shattering event of the reform of the magic world was just the work of clearing obstacles before the vacation in his mind.

How should I put it... Osamu Dazai is really a talent to stick to his true heart (on vacation) to this extent.

Because the magic world prevents him from enjoying life, so you all have to return him to reform—Gojo Satoru thought of the bewildered expressions of those high-level people who were terrified if they knew that they were picked out to kill chickens and monkeys for such an outrageous reason, He couldn't help but want to laugh.

Zero Zero and Osamu Dazai, his eternal comedians.

Therefore, when Gojo Satoru heard Dazai Osamu's opening remarks, "Tsushima-sensei just wanted to come here to collect materials and take a vacation, but the world is getting worse and people's hearts are not old, and the ninja world is not livable at all, so I want to change this world." There was no slight fluctuation in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh.

Familiar formula, familiar taste, these two people have not changed a bit in the past ten years.

Liuyan can tell the truth from the false, Gojo Satoru can see that Osamu Dazai is sincere, and he will do anything for his own safe vacation and new book materials.

"Cough," Gojo Satoru held back a smile, "You say this is not a good place to live, how bad is it?"

He had a slight suspicion that Osamu Dazai was resentful because he couldn't use WIFI without internet.

Is Osamu Dazai this kind of person?By Lingling's side, his 5G network is so fast that he won't worry about the network.

"Liveable?" Dazai Osamu said lazily, "I'm afraid only those who stay in Daimyofu will find this world livable."

"Didn't you notice? The whole world is falling in the flames of war and slaughter."

"If you don't believe it, come and see for yourself." Lingling stood up, and she walked barefoot to the bronze carvings that held the candlesticks, and leaned over to blow out the flickering flames.

The huge Japanese room fell into silent darkness, and the moonlight shone coldly on the tatami through the mist.

The light shines like a firefly, and the faint blue luster is like frost and snow covering a room.

Gojo Satoru held the black blindfold in his palm, and he looked at the girl standing in the darkness without blinking.

Her white and slender toes touch the ground, and the blue, silver, and light cyan digital flow starts from her, spreading and growing like a tree vein.

First there are rivers, mountains and rivers, and then there are houses and crowds. In the towering mountains, there are goshawks hidden in the thunder, and the green shoots break through the shackles of the soil under the bottomless abyss.

The cloud dragon roars, the chickadee spreads its wings, the lush forest is dotted with mushroom-like houses, the waterfall falls straight down, and the foam on the reef is like snow.

This is not a still life painting, the whole world flows under their feet.

Gojo Satoru sat cross-legged on the tatami, reaching out to fish the nearest mountain stream.

He scooped out a handful of clear and transparent stream water, dripped down from his palm, dripped onto the table with wagashi, and fell back into the stream again.

He can't touch the coldness of the water, but he can see its clarity, smell its coolness, and hear its flowing jingle.

"Holographic projection?" Gojo Satoru became playful, and he lowered his head to pinch the ant-sized villains on the floor, moving them from the Land of Fire to the Land of Wind, and lifting them from the ground to a high tree branch.

It's a pity that as soon as he let go of the villain, he will automatically run back to his original position, without giving him any face.

"It's a dynamic map." Lingling found a place where the volcano erupted and sat down. She let the magma gushes and roared around, and the black sleeves were dotted with dots of flames, like fireworks blooming in the night sky.

Osamu Dazai stayed in place without moving. Beside him was the most famous Hokage Rock in the ninja world. The big head statues of Hokage from past generations were carved on the rock, always watching the village under his feet.

They are in a small Japanese room, but they have the whole world in their eyes.

"...You say you are a curse spirit, are you lying?" Gojo Wujo looked at Lingling who was stirring the magma with a half-smile, "The curse spirit in the Heian era can play holographic projection? I'm afraid I can't even take a shower."

Speak as you speak, why do you want to cue an old man from thousands of years ago?Is the king of curses shameless?

"What happened to the curse spirit? The curse spirit knows how to keep pace with the times." Lingling said solemnly.

"Cut." Gojo Satoru didn't care about her nonsense, he looked at the map on the floor with his head on one hand, and his eyes slowly swept across the battlefield of the Third Ninja World War.

"War...?"

In peaceful times, battles involving a single city are rare. In the ninja world, there are five countries fighting in a dozen countries, and the scene is extremely exciting.

"Why does this country seem to be being targeted all the time?" Gojo Satoru pointed to the country of fire.

Almost other countries have to fight him for a round, is it not popular?

"Because they occupy the most fertile land, the most blessed climate, and have the most powerful ninjas and blood successors." Osamu Dazai knocked the heads on the Hokage Rock one by one, the first, second, third, and third Hokage.

Huaiyu's crime is probably the same.

"We are here now." Ling Ling pointed to the place where Gojo Satoru was sitting, "Water Country Wuyin Village."

"The ocean separates it from other countries, and it may be difficult to advance supplies and front lines." Gojo Satoru asked strangely, "Why would a typical country that is easy to defend and difficult to attack not think about participating in a war?"

So what if the Kingdom of Water wins?They are too far from the land to be seen.

"Water Country doesn't want to participate either, but someone wants them to go." Dazai Osamu drank the sake in his glass and threw it at Gojo Satoru.

No Lower Limit is always around Gojo Satoru, but the wine glass does not hit him, but lands firmly in Gojo Satoru's hand.

It was a wine glass in the shape of an otaru with four corners.The pointed legs turned twice on the tatami, and the cup landed safely and securely with the mouth upward, revealing only a hole in the ground that was pressed by the wine cup.

It's an extremely hidden place, if it wasn't because Ling Ling's map was too buggy, you wouldn't be able to find it if you dug three feet.

In the cave, there are two little men sitting and lying down, the lying one is yelling something loudly, the sitting one is full of white hair and looks old, but his body is straight, and there is a look of disdain between his eyebrows and eyes.

"Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Obito." Gojo Satoru read out the name on the villain's head, "Are they father and son or grandson?"

"Great-grandfather and great-great-great-grandson." Ling Ling counted on her fingers, but couldn't count the correct seniority.

Gojo Satoru looked at Obito Uchiha's excited and loud expression in the projection and Madara's calm expression of "I'm just an old man, say what you want", and asked suspiciously, "The script of the unfilial grandson and the poor old man?"

The grandson who is dissatisfied because the grandfather can only dig a tunnel with himself to live in the hole, and the old man who has no energy and cares about the young people, it is a family ethics drama.

"No." Lingling shook his head, and said with a deep expression, "It's the dark relationship between the prisoner and the prisoner."

This drama of family ethics may be more complicated than Gojo Satoru imagined. He dreamed back to the days when he was in contact with the Chanyuan family and the Kamo family.

"This person," Osamu Dazai pointed at the mini Uchiha Madara, "is the actual ruler of Kirigakure Village."

"This," Osamu Dazai pointed to the mini Uchiha Obito, "is the innocent child of Konoha Village who was abducted by him."

"Ask." Gojo Satoru raised his hand, "Aren't they relatives? Why is one Konoha and the other Kirigakure?"

"That's a long story." Ling Ling briefly talked about the relationship between Uchiha Madara and Konoha, focusing on his Moon Eye project that sold countless Amway.

"Let people all over the world fall into an illusion...Why is Bijie's ideal not reliable?" Gojo Satoru couldn't understand.

He and Dazai Osamu and Ling Ling who were also incomprehensible met their gazes, and the six eyes showed the same blank expression.

I don't understand, maybe in every world there will always be a few people whose thoughts have mutated, which makes people puzzled. Otherwise, what should the juvenile manga use to fight the boss?

"The Moon Eye Project is a conspiracy of Otsutsuki Kaguya's son, and their family is very good at spreading the word." Dazai Osamu, Zero Zero, and Gojo Satoru got together and looked at the ninja world drawn by Zero Zero with arms crossed at the same time. genealogy.

The following is the recording and broadcasting time of the family ethics drama. Reporter Zero Zero will take you to explore the story hidden under the historical truth: Longloogago, a woman from an alien landed on the earth, and her name from the stars is Otsutsuki Kaguya.

There is a sacred tree on the earth, and there is a fruit on the tree.

People at that time did not understand science and did not know how to test whether the fruit was poisonous or not, so no one dared to eat the tree fruit.

But Kaguya Hime is a woman with a practical spirit, "If you don't eat it, I will eat it", so she ate the divine fruit and became the "Goddess of Mao".

Otsuki Kaguya has two sons, the eldest son Otsuki Yuyi and the second son Otsutsuki Yumura. Her eldest son is also the ancestor of the ninja world "Six Paths Sage".

Everyone thought that Kaguya only had two sons. Yuyi and Yumura, who sealed her away because of the felony committed by their mother's death, didn't expect their mother to give birth to them a third brother.

The third brother is named Hei Jue, and he is a dutiful son who shocked the world.

He is undoubtedly a purebred mother boy, and only "mother and mother" is in his mind. His ideal in life is to release the seal and let his mother regain her freedom--yes, Madara's Moon Eye Project is actually a black one in order to let Mother's plan to get rid of the seal design, he used Madara!

Heijue and Madara are currently collaborators + superiors and subordinates. Madara doesn't trust him very much, but he will still use him, because Madara is very confident in his ability to sell Amway, and Heijue's enthusiasm for the Moon Eye Project is even higher. Far more than Madara himself.

Black Jue appears to be Madara's subordinate, but in fact, he is Madara's uncle!

What's going on here? !

It turned out that Heijue's eldest brother, the Sage of the Six Paths, had two sons: the eldest son Indra and the second son Asura.

Indra is the ancestor of the Uchiha clan, and Uchiha Madara is his reincarnation.

Asura is the ancestor of the Thousand Hands Clan, and at the same time, Thousand Hands Bashirama is his reincarnation.

That's right!The Uchiha Clan and the Senju Clan fought to the death, but it was actually brothers fighting each other!

Family tragedies are so unexpected.

It is known that Uchiha Madara is the reincarnation of Indra, and Heijue is Indra's third uncle, so Heijue is Madara's uncle.This logic is very reasonable, and even the Sages of the Six Paths can't fault it.

Therefore, the Moon's Eye Project can be summarized as——"In order to resurrect my mother, as a filial son, I endured humiliation and became my nephew's subordinate", "Only mothers are good in the world, and I will kill you all when my mother is resurrected", "I Just a brother.hey hey!You are all dead, my good days are still long."

"From the perspective of filial piety, Hei Jue is really admirable." Ling Ling concluded.

What is the matter with this family? Nearly half of the destructive wars in the ninja world come from the internal fighting of this family.

This story tells us: family harmony is the best way to save the world, don't just play tricks to drag people all over the world into dire straits.

"Does Uchiha Madara know that he is being played by his third uncle as a monkey?" Gojo Satoru stared at the family tree of the Sage of the Six Paths family for a long time.

This is the first time I know that there are more chaotic families than the Zenyuan family. Traveling to another world is really an eye-opener.

"Of course he doesn't know." Osamu Dazai sneered, "otherwise he would have killed Hei lore."

What a proud person Madara is. He seeks a peaceful path for the righteousness in his heart, but he is deliberately used to lead him astray.

The person who used him was actually his uncle!Where does this make sense!

"Should I tell him?" Gojo Satoru asked.

"Of course." Dazai Osamu said righteously, "Am I the kind of bad guy who sees others being deceived by the villain and still remains indifferent?"

Gojo Satoru & Lingling: You are.

Not only will you be indifferent, but you will also beat gongs and drums to call everyone to watch a good show together.

"Can't there be more trust between people?" Osamu Dazai muttered, "Why do you think I am so bad?"

He was injured, and he had to be hugged and held high by Ling Ling to comfort him.

Gojo Satoru turned his head in distaste, did not expose Osamu Dazai's pedantic tricks, and continued to study this complicated and bizarre family tree.

While watching, he asked, "Who do you decide to tell Uchiha Madara the truth?"

No one answered.

Gojo Satoru suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"It must be very painful for Uchiha Madara to hit someone." Osamu Dazai looked at Gojo Satoru sincerely, and Ling Ling put his head on his shoulder and blinked together.

"I, a weak boy." Osamu Dazai pointed to himself, then Ling Ling, "She, a weak girl."

"A 28-year-old reliable adult teacher, you will definitely assume the virtues of an adult, right?"

Gojo Satoru looked at Dazai Osamu and Lingling silently.

He asked calmly: "What is it that gave you the illusion that I don't hurt when I beat someone?"

The author has something to say: Enlightenment: Years of teacher cultivation will be ruined in one day