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Yokohama, Port Mafia, symbolizes the topmost floor of power and status, the chief's office.

Mori Ogai sat behind the desk, clasped his hands lightly, and looked at the most vocal cadre candidate with a smile in his scarlet eyes: "Dazai-kun, I'm curious, why have you been unable to get through on the phone recently? "

The direct calls from the leader are all busy, which is a great disqualification of the cadres.

The young man standing opposite Mori Ogai looked sleepy, his iris-colored eyes stared at the gorgeously patterned carpet in the chief's office, he slightly lowered his eyelids when he heard this, and said lazily, "There was a short circuit when I entered the water, what can I do to the little dwarf?" the same?"

"Although Dazai-kun and Nakaya-kun are partners, some tasks should be counted separately, right?" Mori Ogai shook his head with a smile, and did not blame his capable subordinates, but only asked: "Dazai-kun, go and buy a new one as soon as possible." Mobile phone, I remember I gave you a bonus last month."

It's not a question of money.Osamu Dazai thought depressingly, the cell phone that unfortunately died in the river was actually last month, and this month he lost three cell phones all because of that thing!

"I see." Osamu Dazai agreed perfunctorily, then turned and left Mori Ogai's office.

The door closed with a bang in the arc raised by the black windbreaker, Osamu Dazai turned his back to the door of the chief's office, and pulled his lips expressionlessly.

As a cadre candidate with great power within the organization, Osamu Dazai can go directly to the logistics department to ask for new communication tools, and his reimbursement is almost unlimited.

Even if Osamu Dazai bluntly gave a reason such as "the last mobile phone was short-circuited by a shark because I fell into the water, so I'll get a new one", the head of the logistics department would not say no.

After receiving the new mobile phone from his subordinate respectfully, Osamu Dazai stared at the unopened box, slowly picked up the mobile phone from the box, and calmly held the dagger that slipped from his sleeve.

Brand-new latest model, Dazai Osamu's indifferent eyes with a little curiosity reflected on the black screen, he stretched out his bandage-wrapped hand, and pressed the power button.

[Beep porphyrin - "Debut, writer!" The system will serve you wholeheartedly!I am your exclusive little assistant, the lively and lovely Ling Lingda, good morning, my dear master, have you read today? 】The cheerful girl's voice filled the office, and the phone screen suddenly lit up, but the first thing that appeared was not the logo of the phone brand, but a 3D modeling villain that occupied the entire screen.

The young and beautiful girl stood still in the center of the screen, staring brightly at Osamu Dazai outside the screen, lines of ice blue information flashed in her pupils.

She was wearing a Gold Coast hula team uniform, holding a pair of pink cheerleading balls in her hands. The background of the mobile phone was an endless sea and beach, and the sound of sea tide and seagulls came from the receiver.

"The loading of the initial settings is complete! What you are currently showing is the clothing interface of the [SR·Savage Hula] card. You can draw a card from the system's 'In short, it's cheating krypton' card pool to replace it with a better looking one." Rare costume."

With the brisk introductory sound, a lottery pool with a plaque on the top of the [In short, it's cheating krypton] shone on the screen, shaking desperately and shaking like a sheep, looking like he was afraid that Osamu Dazai would not see it.

Heh, he has written the word "deceived krypton" on his head, will he be fooled?Osamu Dazai sneered, and the hand holding the dagger gradually became murderous.

Ling Ling on the screen saw the dagger in Osamu Dazai's hand through the 360-degree external camera, she shook the puffball in her hand indifferently, and said happily amidst the background sound of sequins falling down; "Master Didn't you just smash the phone this time? Ling Ling is so happy, is this the true love that people say after a long time? I believe in love again!"

"..." Osamu Dazai has nowhere to say the swear words, according to his superficial understanding of Zero Zero—the information he obtained during the process of the death of the first three mobile phones—this artificial intelligence, no, it is an artificial mental retardation, and it is not "discouraged" at all. ", "anger", "frustration" and other emotions, she neither speaks human words nor does human affairs, and she doesn't make sense at all.

"Are you really not going to smash me? If it's true, you can continue with the novice tutorial?" The girl stared at Osamu Dazai for a few seconds, and saw that although he was getting murderous, he hadn't killed the new phone yet. He continued cheerfully: "[Debut, writer!] The system is dedicated to cultivating great writers who know the past and present. We have the most professional talent training plan and the most scientific one-stop guide for debut. Under the guidance of the system, even the blind can turn themselves into a writer. Dropouts like Master are absolutely fine! Lingling won't give up on you!"

"After systematic and professional data research, there is always a limit to being a Mafia! In order to save this desolate world of literature, my dear master, abandon black and follow literature!"

"I refuse." Osamu Dazai said indifferently, he picked up the corner of the phone and shook it in mid-air, Ling Ling swayed in the screen with his movements, wobbled unsteadily, knocking against the edge of the screen go.

"Unbind, I don't want to smash the fourth phone." Osamu Dazai said impatiently.

A declarative sentence, which is an instruction.

Excellent intelligent AI will judge the owner's current priority needs through "language instructions" and "action instructions" at the same time.

Different from other ordinary artificial intelligences who are easily misled by words, Lingling is a smart little witty ghost. She easily sees the true intention of Osamu Dazai hidden in his impatient tone: words are the master's trap to test her!How could someone have the heart to uninstall the lovely Zero Zero?He must be inspecting Ling Ling's professionalism as an exclusive assistant, as witty as she is, she won't lose!

"Shaking... this swaying beat! As expected of the master, I realized it!" Lingling was shaken dizzily by Osamu Dazai, and the already mentally retarded program stepped into the wrong field - so it turned out that the host wanted to watch her dance !It's not easy, an excellent system will meet all the willful requirements of the owner.

"Totally manly, now, it's zero-zero round!" The dizzy girl consciously found the correct answer, she clapped her hands violently, the music player in the background of the mobile phone automatically turned on, connected to the public WIFI of the Mafia building in the port, searched for the corresponding music, and the BGM started

"Like a seaweed, fluttering in the wind~seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dancing in the waves~" The pink leerball danced up and down, the girl danced energetically, walking like flying on the beach with her bare feet, no matter how Osamu Dazai shook the screen In perfect balance.

Accompanied by the lively and festive BGM, Ling Ling impromptu danced a seaweed dance, not affected by Osamu Dazai's rejection at all, and applauded confidently for himself who passed the "test" of the master.

Osamu Dazai's hand holding the phone suddenly became weak, and it happened again, again, what was going on in the brain of this artificial mentally handicapped man?

During the years when he joined Port Mafia, Osamu Dazai pried open the mouths of many diehards in the interrogation room, no matter how neurotic perverts fell into his hands, he could only kneel down and beg for mercy.

The evil of evil, a man with black blood flowing all over his body.

Whether it is a member of a hostile organization or a subordinate of his own family, Osamu Dazai glanced at it casually, psychological activities, strengths and weaknesses, tactics... Countless information is clearly written on people's faces.Osamu Dazai looked at the panicked faces of the people who had been told what he was thinking, and the emotion in his eyes was boring: Isn't this what you told him?If you want to hide it, you should pretend to be hiding it. It's not his fault that it's too easy to see through at a glance, right?

Calling him a "monster" is really too much, you have to learn to reflect on yourself.

Osamu Dazai has lived so fearlessly for many years, a young man, "young and energetic", even the cadre candidates who have been praised as wise and close to monsters are not exempt.

Seeing too many idiots who would be punished for insulting him before he died, Osamu Dazai spread his hands innocently and didn't hear a word.

However, the way of heaven is reincarnation, the heavens spared no one, and after so many years of smooth sailing, a sudden surprise attack made him dizzy, and he was actually helpless.

Don't listen to good words, don't be afraid of bad words, let him smash countless mobile phones, press the power button in the next second, and the lingering artificial mentally retarded man will appear on the stage again.

She might not get tired of repeating the same opening sentence eight hundred times. Osamu Dazai really didn’t want to spend all his salary this month to measure the hardness of all models of mobile phones in the Yokohama market.

If time could be restarted, Osamu Dazai would definitely go back to the past and strangle himself who plunged into the water from the shark.

If there is a way to heaven, you don’t go, but if there is no way to hell, why do you go there?Whether he thinks that Mori Ogai is not annoying enough or that the little dwarf is not fierce enough, he actually found another ancestor for himself.

Osamu Dazai's thoughts seemed to return to the waters a month ago. The cold water overflowed his throat little by little, his consciousness gradually blurred in the dead silence, and the mechanical electronic sound suddenly sounded in his ears, like a cybernetic Punk Illusion: [Do you want to know the true meaning of life?Do you want to really... live? 】【yesorno】

Why is it so similar to the routine of infinite stream novels?Will he be teleported to another world after he chooses "YES"?Although it sounds interesting, maybe there are no crabs in this different world, so living is really meaningless.

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth with difficulty, gurgling bubbles underwater: "NO."

[Analysis mode starts...Analysis mode fails, the host gives an affirmative answer, and the system binding starts. 】The electronic sound faltered strangely, and then the mechanical sound was replaced by a girl's lively voice. Her voice was full of joy and joy: "Daka Odowalu! My favorite thing to do is to treat the self-righteous The man said NO! You managed to arouse my interest, interesting man."

"The binding has started, the current progress is 12%..."

Osamu Dazai suddenly opened his eyes in the water:

What?Does she not understand human speech?What kind of loading progress bar is reported in his ear?Did he agree to be bound by her? Just touch porcelain like this!