I'm really just an ordinary person

"You are still a teacher?" I was deeply shocked.

"What? I don't look like a teacher at all?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile.

"It's not like that at all!" I said, then stared at Dazai Osamu carefully and said, "You don't look like a teacher at all."

"Oh, oh, what Xiao Chiyo said really hurts my heart." Osamu Dazai wiped his tears without sincerity, "At any rate, there is still a saying in Xiao Chiyo's country-'Threesomes must have my teacher' talk."

"Honestly, I doubt that you can teach that man named Ryunosuke Akutagawa anything? A hundred ways to commit suicide?" I said.

"Little Chiyo, first of all, I have to correct you. I have killed myself in more than a hundred ways." Osamu Dazai said to me seriously.

"Is this the point?" I twitched the corner of my mouth and said.

"Of course this is the point." Dazai Osamu touched his heart and said, "Suicide is a noble art."

"A layman like me doesn't understand art." I couldn't help but say.

Osamu Dazai glanced at me and said, "Of course you don't understand. If you understand, the world will be destroyed."

"Is that an exaggeration?" I said.

"I'm just stating the facts." Osamu Dazai said seriously.

"Okay, let's talk about that. Back to the topic just now, what did you teach Akutagawa Ryunosuke? How to kill people?" I asked.

"No, what I taught him is how to survive." Osamu Dazai said.

"That's it?"

"That's it."

"I always feel, um, it's not what I imagined." I said.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "What's the difference?"

"When you mention the underworld, my first reaction is to collect protection fees." I scratched my head and said.

"The Port Mafia never takes protection money," said Osamu Dazai.

"Ah? Why?" I was a little surprised.

"Because it disrupts the market economy," Dazai said.

"Uh..." I hesitated and asked, "The mafia still considers such a national issue?"

"Because the port mafia is the guardian of Yokohama." Osamu Dazai said, "Mr. Mori loves this city very much, and anyone who disturbs the order of this city will be obliterated."

"So the port mafia is actually the patron saint of Yokohama?" I said.

"You can say that." Osamu Dazai said, "Is it ironic?"

"It's okay." I said.

Osamu Dazai snorted, and then asked: "Do you know that there is anything similar to the port mafia in China?"

"This is not the case. A mafia that is so arrogant that it can draw a line with the government has not yet appeared in China." I said.

"Yes, after all, the national conditions are different." Osamu Dazai said.

"Ah, the topic has been dragged away by you, what does that apprentice of yours look like?" I asked.

"It's just a young man with no eyebrows." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"No eyebrows? Less gray hair?" I asked in surprise, "What did you do to him?"

The smile on Dazai's face froze.

"Little Chiyo, why do you think I did something to him instead of him being born like that?" Osamu Dazai felt aggrieved.

"Probably because you have too many bad records." The person who said this was Oda Sakunosuke who had just come down from upstairs.

"Odasaku, why do you say that too?" Dazai Osamu held his heart in his hands and said tearfully, "Is this the kind of person I am in your hearts?"

"Yes, you are this kind of person in our hearts." I nodded with Oda Sakunosuke and said in unison.

"You...QAQ"

After the quarrel, the three of us had afternoon tea together.

"Akutagawa? I met him once before." Oda Sakunosuke said, "He looks thin and small, and looks malnourished."

I looked at Osamu Dazai.

"Don't look at me like that, I still fed him." Osamu Dazai said leisurely, picking up his teacup.

"So you really abused people." I said with certainty.

"I just tuned/taught him how to become a qualified mafia." Osamu Dazai said, "It's for his own good to be strict, otherwise how could he become the captain of the guerrillas at such a young age."

"Wait? Guerrillas? There is such a department in the port mafia?" I have only heard of the existence of such teams in anti-Japanese dramas, and the rest are super-born guerrillas.

"That's right, the Port Mafia's divisions are very detailed, otherwise it would not be possible to control Yokohama for so many years, causing headaches for those heroes." Osamu Dazai said.

"Ah, you said hero, I suddenly thought, have you watched the news? All Might is going to be the teacher of Xiongying High School." I said.

"What does this have to do with us?" Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda looked at me suspiciously.

"...It seems that it really doesn't matter. I just thought of this news suddenly."

Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda seemed to be uninterested in the news, yes, after all, they are both natives of Yokohama, and they are not at all interested in All Might, who is crazily admired by the outside world.

"By the way, what happened to the sniper?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"I learned about the organization she belongs to from Dazai. It is said to be called the Black Organization." I asked, "Odasaku, have you heard of them?"

"No, I'm just a low-level member of the port mafia, and I'm not qualified to touch these." Odasaku shook his head and said.

"How does Chiyo plan to repay them?" Osamu Dazai raised his legs and asked with a smile.

"Of course I'm looking for the police." I said, "I'm a good citizen. Of course the police uncle will protect me."

"Pfft! A good citizen? Are you considered a good citizen?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Where am I not a good citizen?" I said, "I am a good citizen who obeys the law."

"Chiyo, put away your gun when you say this." Oda Sakunosuke said flatly, "A good citizen will not have such a big killer as a sniper/shooter/gun."

"Okay." I put away the sniper/sniper/gun seized from Chianti, "Even if the police can't control them, I can still find the fourth branch. You know, I also have people on it."

"You mean your little girlfriend?" Osamu Dazai said.

"Well, he works in the fourth sub-room, so it can be said." I said.

"I know." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, "I've heard of him. He used to be a member of the Barbara, and then he switched to the fourth branch."

"Have you heard of Barbara?" I was a little surprised, after all, one of them is based in Tokyo and the other is in Yokohama.

"There are business contacts." Osamu Dazai said.

"That's it." I said, "I didn't expect that Mr. Zun would be able to do business. I really don't see it at all."

"Because he has a capable subordinate." Dazai Osamu said, "It is a great blessing to have a capable subordinate. I am very envious of him."

"You used to have quite a few subordinates, so it makes no sense to be worse than Mr. Zun?"

And in terms of power, the Port Mafia is much larger than the Barbara.

"But my subordinates are all useless." Osamu Dazai curled his lips in disgust, and said, "Not even as useful as the dark dwarves."

"Dazai, what kind of grudge do you have against Chuya?" I was a little speechless.

"Because Chuya is obviously my dog, but he is not obedient at all!" Osamu Dazai slapped the table angrily.

"Speaking of which, I've wanted to ask for a long time, why do you always say that Zhong is also your dog?" I finally couldn't help asking.

"Because Chuya lost the bet, he has to follow the agreement and be my dog ​​and be at my command!" Dazai Zhizhi said bluntly.

"Although it's really bad to ask, Dazai, are you really not cheating?" I asked.

"Am I actually this kind of person in your heart?" Osamu Dazai covered his chest.

"Well, it seems that you really cheated."

"Protest!" Osamu Dazai said, "Xiao Chiyo's intuition skills are too cheating, I want to apply for a title from the administrator!"

"Sorry, the protest is invalid, and this is not my intuition at all, it's just inferred based on your previous practices." I said indifferently.