I'm really just an ordinary person

I sent a message to the little monkey.

Me: It's so hard to be an ordinary person.

Xiao Yuan: Did you suffer from the second stroke again?

Me: I'm serious.

The little ape replied me with a hehe.

I scratched my hair, and asked a little irritably: Is there anyone in your office?

Little Ape: What do you ask this for?Could it be that you offended someone in the world?

Me: I don’t know either, but someone picked on me recently, saying that someone on the Internet paid a high price for my head.

Little Ape: How much is your empty brain worth?

Me: It seems to be tens of billions. There are too many zeros, and I can't count them.

The little ape returned me six points.

A few minutes later, the little ape knocked on me frantically.

Little Ape: Who did you offend?

Little Ape: Why is there a bounty of 500 billion?

Little Ape: Have you encountered anything recently?

Little Ape: Are you injured?

I was very touched by the little ape's concern.

Me: I'm fine, don't worry.

Xiaoyuan: I'm not worried about you, I just don't want to work overtime for no reason!

Me: Yes, yes, you don't care about me at all.

Really arrogant.

So I told the little ape about the attack I received before, and the little ape was silent for a long time before replying: What did you do before?

Me: I don’t know either, maybe I didn’t do anything good.

Xiaoyuan: Can't you recall any memories of when you were 13 years old?

Me: Think about it too.

Little Ape: What do you remember?

Me: I think of an egg.

Little ape: ... what egg?

Me: I don’t know, it’s just a very big egg, floating in the air, surrounded by twelve platforms, about two people can stand on each platform, and there are twelve doors.

Little Ape: I see. I will investigate based on what you said.You've been obediently staying at home recently, don't go anywhere, and wait until the matter is resolved.

Me: But I still have to go to school.

Little Ape: Is going to school more important than your life?

Me: Of course, the tuition fee is paid for by myself!

Little Ape: ...

Little Ape: Forget it, do whatever you want, be careful, don't die.

Me: I know, I will report to you every day (>ω<*)

The little ape ignored me.

After chatting with the little ape, my agitated heart calmed down. Anyway, this is not a big deal, so I happily put this matter behind me and went to harass Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, let's play games together." I said to Osamu Dazai who was addicted to games and couldn't help himself.

"No." Osamu Dazai didn't even look at me, "I don't want to connect with your black hole game."

"...Although my game is really not very good, it can't be called a game black hole, right?" I struggled weakly.

"Hehe." Osamu Dazai replied me with these two words in a noble and glamorous way.

Harassing Osamu Dazai was unsuccessful, so I started to harass Sakunosuke Oda.

"Odasaku, let me write the outline for you!" I recommended myself.

"No, I've finished writing." Oda Sakunosuke said.

"Then let me proofread it for you?"

"The store manager has finished proofreading."

"what?"

Oda Sakunosuke put down the teacup in his hand, looked at me and asked, "Is Chiyo bored?"

"Well, super boring." I said lying on his desk.

"No wonder you look so much like Dazai today." Oda Sakunosuke said.

"Like Dazai? Where do I look like?" I asked strangely.

"You've been courting death today."

"…………"

"Although I know that you want to show your flaws on purpose and lure that sniper/shooter/manipulator, but what you did is too obvious, and he won't be fooled at all." Oda Sakunosuke said.

"Then what should I do to get him to do it?" I humbly asked for advice.

"When are you most relaxed?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"It's probably time to sleep." I said, "Are you telling me to pretend I'm sleeping?"

"Do you sleep without the curtains?"

"will not."

"Other than sleeping, when are you most relaxed?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

I thought for a while and said, "In addition to sleeping, it should be time to cook and eat."

My eyes lit up and I had an idea.

After 10 minutes, I finally caught the killer who kept aiming at me with a sniper.

"Oh, it's still a woman." I looked at the woman under my feet and said in surprise, "And she's a beautiful woman."

The beautiful female killer stared at me, but didn't speak.

"What's your name?" I asked with interest.

She still didn't speak, but a man's voice came from the earphones she was wearing.

"Chianti, what's the matter with you? Call back!"

"So your name is Chianti, what a nice name." I picked up the earphones and said to the man in the earphones, "Good afternoon, Mr. Unknown."

"……Who are you?"

"I'm Hara Chiyo, this is the first time we've met, please give me your advice." After that, I crushed the earphones and shot Chianti's head at the same time.

This time I didn't think about how to deal with the scene, because I knew that the Chianti companions would definitely come to recycle, so I didn't have to worry about it.

Chianti's sniper/shooter/gun was remodeled and it was very good, so I took the gun away when I left.

As I expected, not long after I left, Chianti's companions came to collect her body.

"...Dead, shot to the head..."

"I will avenge Chianti!"

"Calm down, Cohen."

"Brother, what should we do?"

The person called Big Brother didn't speak, and then I heard the rustling, the sound of clothes being turned over, and then the piercing clicking sound.

The bug I left on the Chianti was crushed.

"Oh, it seems that the person called the big brother is a difficult guy." I put down the monitor earphones, stretched and said.

"Chianti, Cohen...sounds like the name of the wine. Could it be that their organizations use the name of the wine as their code name?"

So I kicked Osamu Dazai who was lying on the sofa and pretended to be dead, and asked, "Dazai, do you know that there is an organization codenamed after wine?"

"An organization with a wine name? I just know one." Osamu Dazai turned over, looked at me and said, "Everyone in their organization likes to wear black clothes, so we call them the Black Organization, of course , and there is also their nickname winery."

"Pfft!" I couldn't help laughing out loud, "Winery? It's really a vivid image."

"Although those guys don't have any supernatural powers, they are also difficult to deal with. They seem to be doing some kind of drug development. I don't know more about it. After all, I was not the person who was in contact with them at the time." Osamu Dazai said.

"Who's the guy that's docking with them?" I asked.

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "It's my student, Ryunosuke Akutagawa."