The guards of crossing, please serve

Eyes start to daze.

Suddenly, he sat up, looked at his clothes, looked around, and remembered a very serious problem

——How will you live the days after that?

2. Round hoof induction sign...

Holding the three rabbit ears in one hand, Shen Qing wandered around, and finally returned to the city.After exchanging rabbits for some money, he went to the cloth shop and bought the cheapest long gown to put on his body, finally getting rid of the smell that made people choke his nose.

Wandering aimlessly on the street, Shen Qing wanted to find a job, preferably one that would include food and lodging. There is no shortage of people in several big stores here.Shen Qing walked from the street to the end of the street, but he couldn't find a shop that recruited people.

The employment situation here is terrible!Shen Qing stood exhausted at the end of the street, complaining angrily.

Complaints belong to complaints, and life has to go on.Shen Qing rested for a while, then continued to walk forward, with his head down and a sullen look.

Suddenly, there was a lively sound of gongs and drums not far ahead, and then a large group of young people ran past Shen Qing and went straight forward, and many people inside shouted excitedly: "It's finally started!" , I'm dying of waiting!"

what's the situation?With the mood of not watching the excitement, Shen Qing followed the group of people curiously.Everyone stopped on the square in the center of the city, Shen Qing grabbed the shoulders of the person in front, and looked towards the center of the venue.I saw a big table in the middle of the square, which was filled with round and fat big hooves, and in the middle was a big pig's head.There are several jugs of wine next to it.

"There's so much meat!" A voice came from next to his ear, which happened to speak out what Shen Qing was thinking.Shen Qing turned his head to look curiously, and immediately frowned in disgust.I saw a fat man weighing at least two hundred catties squeezed next to me, staring blankly at the center of the field, wet saliva was dripping out, almost touching his shoulder.

In order to avoid the poison of this fat man's saliva, and to see the excitement more clearly, Shen Qing spent a lot of effort to squeeze from the crowd to the front. Stepped on a few times viciously.Not long after he stood still, there was another sound of ping-pong-pong gongs in the center of the square, and then a man in his 30s came up and yelled loudly to the audience: "I announce that the annual palace guard The selection meeting begins now!"

Royal Guards?Isn't that similar to our civil servants there!When Shen Qing heard it, his blood immediately became hot.For him who is in urgent need of a job, the words "guard of the palace" are worth as much as delicious barbecue!

The man in the middle of the square continued to preach the rules slowly: "Those who want to participate in the recruitment, please go to the table on the right to report your name and age, and get a number. Registration will stop after an hour, and we will report the number when the time comes. The person who hears their number will come to the stage, and the two will fight each other, the winner will advance to the next stage, and the loser will be eliminated, and the last eight people will be selected as the royal guards this year."

"Okay, after I failed last year, I went home and practiced hard for a year, and I will definitely be selected this year!" A big bearded man said confidently.

"Ah? There were twelve candidates last year, but this year there are only eight places. I'm sure I won't be able to get selected." A middle-aged boy said with a mournful face.

Shen Qing looked left and then right, listened before and after, and finally had only one feeling: From ancient times to the present, civil servants are not easy to take the exam!

As soon as the people on the stage announced the start of registration, there was a long queue in front of the two tables on the right.Shen Qing was in the middle of a line. Looking at the length of the line in front of him, he felt that his future was bleak, and he wondered if it would be his turn before the registration deadline.He turned around to look at the team behind him, and felt a sense of superiority. What are you afraid of? There are so many people behind him. If everyone can't register, the situation will be messed up.

The team moved forward at an extremely slow speed, and after about half an hour, it was finally Shen Qing's turn.Sitting behind the desk was a white-faced scholar, scribbling on a piece of paper. He seemed to be out of spirits, and his face was almost pressed against the desk.Shen Qing looked at him condescendingly, thinking of those rigid nerdy class committee members in the middle school for no reason, and suddenly felt palpitations.

"Name?" The scholar spit out two words faintly, without even looking up at Shen Qing.

"Shen, Shen Qing." Shen Qing was nervous for a while and stuttered.

"Shen Chenqing?" the scholar asked, the pen in his hand had already started to move.

"No, no, no, it's called Shen Qing, the three-point water Shen, please respect your hand." Shen Qing explained hurriedly and courteously.

The scholar finally raised his head and glanced at him, but his eyes were full of resentment: "It's really annoying, I won't say anything until someone makes a mistake."

Shen Qing suppressed the goosebumps all over his body, watched the scholar squeeze the paper on the table into a ball and threw it aside, took another piece of paper and started to write, and had to apologize to others obediently: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't speak well. Clearly, you are tired."

Therefore, Shen Qing was most afraid of nerds since he was a child, and the slender arms and legs are coquettish, and he can't be beaten or provoked, so he can only coax him face-to-face.Every time he met this kind of person, Shen Qing felt that the group of bastards from the Hailong gang were pleasing to the eye, after all, they were all capable of doing things, and it was a pleasure to get along with them.

"Age?" the scholar asked while writing.Shen Qing didn't dare to be negligent this time, he clearly understood the crisp words: "Twenty."

After the scholar finished writing, Shen Qing took the cardboard, then quickly rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and ran away from the scholar.After finding a quiet place to sit down, Shen Qing looked at his own signboard, which said "San Shi Er" in traditional characters.Shen Qing scratched his head, thinking it was quite interesting, the number 32 had a predestined relationship with him, when he was in school, one semester he always scored 32 in mathematics, never more or less!

Using the last few money left on his body to buy some food to replenish his physical strength, Shen Qing returned to the square before the start of the fight. This time, he planned to put all his eggs in one basket and fight with his back.

The square was divided into twelve fields of the same size with coal ash, and the contestants were divided into groups of two, so that they could count as many as possible.During the contest, if one party leaves the field, fails to stand up, or takes the initiative to admit defeat, the contest will be declared over, and the other party will naturally be the winner.If these three situations do not occur after a stick of incense, the observers on the sidelines will directly judge the winner or loser.

In the first two rounds, the opponents Shen Qing encountered were all rookies. Before he even had time to use any fighting moves, he easily threw them out of the arena.After the two rounds, the rest area where more than 200 people sat was suddenly empty, leaving only 64 people waiting for the third round of competition.

There are still three rounds left, Shen Qing looked at the people around him, thinking silently in his heart.The remaining people now have some kung fu foundation, and a few of them have excellent skills. If they are unfortunate enough to meet them, it will not be so easy to advance.

Sure enough, in the third round, Shen Qing met the confident bearded man from before.Looking at the opponent's lean muscles and fists as big as watermelons, Shen Qing felt his temples throbbing.With full energy, he looked at the opponent carefully, and decided to focus on defense and wait for an opportunity to counterattack.

The big man suddenly shouted angrily, and the sound resounded through the sky, making Shen Qing's eardrums ache.Shen Qing took a slight step back, wanting to observe the big man's next movements, but unexpectedly... the big man punched on the spot.

Shen Qing was very sure that the first two people eliminated by this big man were either scared or quarreled.

"Hey, you still don't do it?" Shen Qing called out to the big man tentatively.That big man was having so much fun with himself, so he didn't pay attention to him, he just focused on playing his own routine without saying a word.

Shen Qing yelled again: "If you don't do it, I'm going to fuck it?" Seeing that the man was still intoxicated in his own small world, Shen Qing lost his patience and rushed up to the place where the "White Crane Spreads its Wings" was taking shape. In front of the moving man, he slowly raised his leg and kicked him out of the arena.

The third round passed smoothly!

3. Green plum stains...

At the end of the third round, there were few people left in the arena, but there were a lot more spectators outside the arena, and a whole family came out to watch the excitement.A few hawkers aimed at the business opportunity, selling snacks among the crowd, earning a lot of money.Cheers, yells, applause... the scene was heated up.

After this round, there is a half-hour break, and the remaining 32 people can enjoy the wine and meat on the big table before, so as to replenish their physical strength and recharge their energy for the subsequent competition.Shen Qing took a jug of wine and sat in a corner, took a couple of sips, and saw a few people holding their hoofs and gnawing on them, they felt stomach ache.According to this way of eating, you won't have appendicitis in a while?

Shen Qing is a quick-tempered person, and he likes to solve everything cleanly and quickly. Now, let him rest for a while, he really finds it quite exhausting.After resting for a while, he couldn't sit still anymore, stood up and walked around, waved to the enthusiastic spectators below, teased the fat boy in the arms of the eldest daughter-in-law, and finally, strolled in front of the little scholar who registered his name before.

The scholar was dozing off with his head propped up, his mouth was slightly open, and the little pink tongue could be vaguely seen inside.Shen Qing looked at him for a while and found it strange that this little scholar's face was yellow and sallow, but his neck and hands were quite white, especially his hands, with long and thin fingers