The guards of crossing, please serve

Jinjiang VIP, ended on June 2011.6.9, [-]

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See how the underworld gangsters used food to seduce the little prince after traveling to ancient times, and then wiped away the beauties~~

Background: day, kitchen

Ran Mingyuan: Little Qingqing, I'm hungry...

Shen Qing: Didn't you just eat it?

Ran Mingyuan: Not enough, not enough, never enough!

Background: night, bedroom

Shen Qing: Xiaoyuan, I'm hungry...

Ran Mingyuan: Didn't you just ooxx yesterday?

Shen Qing: Not enough, not enough, never enough!

Content tags: Traveling through time and space to rejoice with enemies

Search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Qing, Ran Mingyuan┃Supporting roles: Ran Degao, Ran Wangzhong, Ran Xiaoguai

1. Traveling to another world...

There are two-story buildings on the side of the street. The bottom floor is a shop that is open to welcome customers. There are all kinds of goods in it. Simple and honest men with oily faces or kind grandmas wearing headscarves are constantly hawking; the second floor is private houses. From the window, a girl in a flowered dress and braids can be seen passing by.The wine flags not far away are fluttering in the wind, and the air is filled with the sweet and tempting smell of food. It is such a simple and leisurely small town.

But... what exactly is this place?

Shen Qing moved his neck slightly, and the immediate soreness in the back of his neck made him grit his teeth.After looking at the sky on the ground for a long time, Shen Qing slowly regained control over his body.He struggled to sit up and found himself in a dark and cramped alley, with a dusty wooden wall on the left, three wooden boxes on the right, and a pile of smelly garbage next to it.

Suddenly, most of the light in front of Shen Qing was blocked. He raised his head and looked forward. It turned out that someone was walking leisurely on the street connected to the alley.Shen Qing looked at the man, and at first sight he had long black hair with a shawl, and a tall and strange hair accessory on top of his head, but the side face...how could the lines be so tough, it was clearly a man's face.

Shen Qing lowered his gaze slightly, and saw that the man was also wearing very strange clothes, a slit gown with inlaid thread buttons, a finely crafted belt inlaid with pearls, and strangely shaped cloth shoes with the front part turned up... Ouch, hello, It's a pretty non-mainstream look. If this look is photographed and put on the Internet, it will attract the attention of countless people!

Unexpectedly, after watching for a while, Shen Qing became even more restless. The few people who passed in front of him were all wearing such strange clothes.In contrast, the black windbreaker and jeans on his body looked out of place.

Old wooden boxes, mottled wall paint, blue-black tiles... Shen Qing looked at the strange environment around him, feeling an unspeakable sense of disobedience. He gritted his teeth and stood up. After moving my stiff muscles a little, I looked down and found a white plastic bag lying on the ground.

Shen Qing picked up the plastic bag and saw a pack of monosodium glutamate and a pack of soy sauce inside.The mind that was still sluggish suddenly cleared up, and the memories before the coma came out clearly.

Shen Qing remembered that he led the brothers from the Tianying Gang and the Hailong Gang after a fight and won a complete victory. He escaped the celebration banquet at night and went to the supermarket alone to make soy sauce and bought some condiments. Go back and cook for my sister.While walking in a small alley... Unexpectedly, someone pushed me from behind, stepped on the ground, and fell into an uncovered inspection well under the cover of night...

It's probably because those bastards from the Hai Long gang have plotted against me. When I go back and gather my brothers, I will destroy your entire gang!Shen Qing cursed viciously in his heart, and then his stomach grumbled several times in very cooperative manner.

I'm hungry... Shen Qing patted his hard abs, and then suddenly thought of a very serious problem. It was night when he fell into the manhole, why is it daytime again? Could it be that he was dizzy for a long time? ?Wouldn't the younger sister be starving if she was alone at home?

Shen Qing's parents both passed away when he was very young, leaving him and his sister to depend on each other.When Shen Qing's parents passed away, his younger sister was still a little kid who didn't understand anything, following behind Shen Qing all day long, her brother and brother kept shouting.And Shen Qing, the little bastard in everyone's eyes who doesn't want to make progress, also brought up his younger sister little by little, and even raised him into a charming girl who doesn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers.Shen Qing knew that with his younger sister's dependent personality, if he couldn't see him overnight, he would die in a hurry!

No matter where you are, you have to find the police station first, and then ask them to help you go home.Having made up his mind, Shen Qing took a big step forward, stood at the junction of the alley and the street, looked to the left and then to the right, and took a step back.

My clothes are really... eye-catching.

Picking out a tattered gray long gown from the garbage dump, which still gave off an unpleasant smell, Shen Qing pinched his nose and put it on his body, stooped and slowly moved to the street.

The clothes are inconspicuous, but the smell on his body is really unpleasant. Shen Qing tried to stop people to ask for directions several times, but was bypassed far away, and he was given an infinitely contemptuous look.Frustrated several times like this, coupled with the non-stop growling of his stomach, Shen Qing was tired and hungry, so he couldn't help but stop, looked at the white and fat buns in a nearby shop, and swallowed hard.

There are still several pieces of change in the pocket, which should be enough to buy a bun.It is impossible for a seller of steamed buns to stop doing business because of the stink. After buying the steamed stuffed buns, ask for directions... Shen Qing made careful calculations, walked to the steamed stuffed bun shop, and faced the steamed stuffed bun-faced man. The proprietress asked, "How do you sell this bun?"

The proprietress took a look at him, and said indifferently: "One penny for vegetarian, two pennies for meat."

arts?Shen Qing felt that the proprietress had a strange accent, she actually pronounced "Yuan" as "Wen".Taking out four coins from his pocket, Shen Qing handed them over with one hand and said, "Give me two meat buns."

The proprietress glanced at Shen Qing's hand, then looked at Shen Qing from head to toe with the eyes of a madman, and then said three words lightly: "Crazy."

Hey, hey, you're crazy!If you don't do business, you still curse people for no reason!Just as Shen Qing wanted to raise his voice to quarrel with her, the proprietress turned around slightly and went to receive others.

All kinds of foul and obscene words were stuck in his throat. Shen Qing waited for the proprietress to finish the business with a stomach full of anger. After watching and watching, he found something wrong—the money used by others was completely different from his few coins. It's different, it's brown in color, and there's a square hole in the middle, it's a bit like... an ancient coin that was sold at a night market stall in the past.

Bang bang bang bang, sparks kept exploding in Shen Qing's mind, he finally understood what was wrong, everything in front of him was just like a scene in a costume TV series!

With a cheeky face, Shen Qing pestered the proprietress for a long time, and finally got some information.It turned out that his fall not only fell to a strange place, but even the time was wrong.He is now in a country called Dahua, which is still under the feudal rule of the emperor.

time travel? !Shen Qing repeated these two words in his mouth, and his mind was full of dazzling novels on his sister's bookshelf.According to what my sister often mutters, those protagonists woke up, were struck by lightning, or jumped off a building... In short, they have arrived in another era in various strange ways, and they can always rely on their own unique skills. With an IQ that is beyond ordinary people, he has done a great career with great vigor.

But... Shen Qing rubbed his stomach that was screaming more and more happily, and heaved a long sigh, not to mention a big cause, he didn't even solve his stomach problem, why didn't he fall into someone's back kitchen?

Although hungry, Shen Qing is still a very shameful young man. Morality and reason restrain his hands that want to reach out to the buns, preventing him from doing what is called "stealing".Leaving the street full of food temptations like the wind under his feet, Shen Qing walked all the way to the small forest outside the city, looking for a few wild fruits to satisfy his hunger first.

It was his luck that no wild fruit was found, but there were quite a few live hares in the forest.Shen Qing grabbed a handful of stones, chanted Amitabha Buddha, and killed a rabbit with two or three hits.With more than ten years of experience in the kitchen, Shen Qing found a small river with the rabbit, quickly removed the rabbit's fur, cleaned the internal organs, poked a few holes in the rabbit meat with a sharp stone, and then wiped the rabbit's skin. Put the soy sauce and monosodium glutamate on the rabbit, find a big leaf and wash it in the water a few times, and put the rabbit with the stuffing on it.

When he picked up a lot of firewood, the rabbit was almost salted.Shen Qing took out the lighter in his pocket and lit a fire.Putting the rabbit on a slender branch that floated in the water, Shen Qing started to roast the rabbit meat.In order to make the meat roast evenly, the rabbit has to be turned over after a while, and the surface of the rabbit meat gradually turns golden red, and the oil is still sizzling, and the smell of the meat is also wafting. Out.

Smelling the craving scent, Shen Qing's saliva almost flooded.After waiting anxiously for a few more minutes, Shen Qing held the roasted rabbit in front of him, regardless of the fact that his hands were hot, he tore off a rabbit leg and put it in his mouth.The outer skin is crispy and crispy, and the rabbit oil is slightly oozing when biting. The meat inside is very tender and quite elastic.It's a pity that there is a little fishy smell, Shen Qing sighed while chewing: If some wine can be added when marinating, it will be perfect.

Nibbling on the delicious rabbit meat and scooping up some river water with leaves to bring to his mouth when he was thirsty, Shen Qing was quite satisfied with the meal.After eating and drinking, he habitually lay down on the grass behind him, looked at the snow-white clouds in the sky, and squinted.