Unpretentious campus essay

Gender doesn't matter? It matters... Huang Heyuan was shocked.Unlike Bai Yunjian, he never thought about spending his whole life with a man.If Baiyunjian is gay...

In Huang Heyuan's mind? Flashes past the picture of Bai Yunjian holding hands with Gu Haiyu, mouth to mouth, Gu Haiyu touching his thigh with a smile, and at night, the two of them lying shirtless on the same bed, Gu Haiyu still curling up his stinky feet to smoke Baiyunjian .Gu Haiyu is already considered handsome? What if an ugly man gets together with Bai Yunjian?

Huang Heyuan turned his head to look at Bai Yunjian, and Bai Yunjian also looked at him. Under the sun, his eyes were as pale as glass, and there seemed to be a little smile in the depths of his pupils, like the ripples of a small fish in a lake.Such eyes, if they reflected the figure of an ugly man, Bai Yunjian would call him husband coquettishly...

Damn it, this king can't accept it... Huang Heyuan's head was full of terrible images, he stood up blushing, put his index finger and middle finger together on his temple and circled around.

"..." According to Bai Yunjian's observation, when Huang Heyuan blushed and began to circle around, it meant that he was thinking about some yellow waste again? It is best not to speak at this time, because every word Huang Heyuan will interpret as Open? Yellow cavity.

Huang He turned around a few times, barely cleared the image of Bai Yunjian and Gu Haiyu flying together in his mind, sat cross-legged across from Bai Yunjian in a daze, and asked seriously: "Bai Yunjian, I have a question for you."

Bai Yunjian sat up straight calmly, guessing that Huang Heyuan would meet? He asked if he was gay.

Huang Heyuan hesitated for a moment, and quickly said: "Do you think? I should be a girl?"

Bai Yunjian: "...No."

"Oh. That's good." Huang Heyuan frowned, "It is said that gender cognitive impairment is painful."

"Yeah." Bai Yunjian said with a sigh of relief, "Don't worry, I just think women's clothing is fun, and I like you to praise me for looking good."

"What? I praised you for looking good in men's clothing? Ah." Huang Heyuan felt wronged.

"What? When?" Bai Yunjian thought for a while, "You only said I'm soil."

"I'm in my heart? Praise!" Huang Heyuan snorted.

Bai Yunjian laughed, "Are you in your heart? Secretly praising me for being handsome?"

Huang Heyuan: "...But you are not as handsome as me."

"Not necessarily." Bai Yunjian pointed to Yan Yizhao on the SLR on Huangheyuan, looking at him meaningfully.

"Didn't you make me look ugly?!" Huang Heyuan furiously said, "Wait? I'll show you the real technique."

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Bai Yunjian ran 5000 meters in the afternoon, Huang He was far more nervous than him, and couldn't sleep even after taking a nap. He can even run the 1000-meter physical test? It is hard to imagine what it is to extend the distance by five times? It feels like.

Huang Heyuan got into the bed? He took out his mobile phone and Baidu, "First aid method for exercise fainting." After learning it, he felt a little more at ease, and closed his eyes against the pillow.

Bai Yunjian slept in the next bunk.He went to bed? After that? He rolled into a ball automatically, and he didn't turn over much, as if he didn't exist. Huang Heyuan once wondered if Bai Yunjian had been hit by a curse that would be sealed as soon as he went to bed.

I don't know how much time has passed, the Yellow River will be far away, and he is sleeping, when he suddenly hears the sound of Bai Yunjian getting up.

The seal between Baiyun has been lifted!Huang Heyuan opened his eyes and secretly glanced at the bed in Baiyunjian.

There was a snow-white mosquito net between the two beds. Bai Yunjian sat up and leaned against the bedpost, holding a piece of transparent plastic with four coin-sized band-aids on it.

Is he hurt?Huang Heyuan frowned and recalled, he didn't remember where the white clouds bumped into each other? Moreover, the shape of the band-aid was also rare, how could it be round?

Huang Heyuan was wondering, and in the next second, Bai Yunjian made an even stranger operation.He lifted up the black pajamas, opened his mouth and bit the skirt.

Huang Heyuan: "!!!"

The undulating muscles among the white clouds are like cold white and flawless porcelain, only somewhere...

Pink, is it pink...!Across the hazy white mosquito net, Bai Yunjian seemed to be wrapped in fog, Huang Heyuan stared wide-eyed, watching Bai Yunjian tore off the round bandage, quickly pasted it on Mimi, then loosened the hem of his clothes and put the clothes away down.

Bai Yunjian has always been an outstanding player in getting up at the right time, just as he put down his clothes, the wake-up bell rang?

The wake-up bell woke Huang Heyuan up from a dreamlike state, but he didn't dare to move, staring at the ceiling with his heart beating like a drum and his brain roaring.

What is he doing?...? !

Why? Stick to Mimi!

Why? He suddenly has breasts!

Huang Heyuan had a bold guess, would he? Wouldn't he? Bai Yunjian said that he didn't want to change his gender, but in fact he lied to him and secretly took? Estrogen?

Could it be that men who take estrogen will produce milk?So it needs to be blocked with a band-aid?

The picture of Bai Yunjian leaning against the bedpost and biting the hem of his clothes appeared in his mind, but this time, his brain underwent processing, and there was an extra person out of thin air.

The yellow waste is like the Three Gorges Dam crashing and bursting. Somewhere untimely branched out, and the Yellow River is far away? I pinched it and burst into tears.

Fuck... Huang Heyuan rolled into the quilt? I feel very uncomfortable all over.A pervert finally appeared? The phenomenon of human-to-human transmission, he is not only pornographic, but also perverted?!