Unpretentious campus essay

The more Huang Heyuan thought about it, the more he felt that Bai Yunjian's estrogen injection was very reasonable.

How can normal boys have such good skin?Only girls will have it.

What if Bai Yunjian turned into a girl... Huang Heyuan had never felt so wretched before.Bai Yunjian regards him as a friend, but he secretly sucks his milk in his mind!

Damn it, how could he be such an asshole!

"Huang Sang!" Gu Haiyu shook his bed, "I'm about to get up."

"I don't have a branch!" Huang Heyuan clamped the quilt tightly.

"Ah? What?" Gu Haiyu was puzzled.

Only then did Huang Heyuan realize that this "Zhi Leng" was not that "Zhi Leng", sat up blushing and stared at Gu Haiyu.

"Why is your face so red?" Gu Haiyu asked with a smile, "Fever again?"

"No." Huang Heyuan wept in his heart, it was not a fever but a fit of anger.Has he changed? He is no longer the innocent sunflower he used to be, wow.

"Gu Haiyu, tell me a joke."

"Why?"

"Refresh."

"Okay?" Gu Haiyu looked at Huang Heyuan inexplicably, and sat on his stool, flicking a one-yuan coin, "Huang Sang, do you know what song Yugong sang most when he moved mountains?"

As soon as Huang Heyuan listened to Gu Haiyu's speech, he withered, and basically calmed down?, thinking over and over while folding the quilt, "Smart, brave and powerful, do I really envy myself?"

Gu Haiyu quacked, "No, sing Twinkle (Yishan) Twinkle (Yishan) sparkling, the sky is full of little stars~" (Note: This joke comes from the Internet)

Huang Heyuan: "...Thank you." This king completely withered.

Just at this time, Mu Linxing climbed down on the bed ladder, Gu Haiyu smiled, and raised his hand to aim at Mu Linxing's ass.

clap clap clap!

Mu Linxing: "...???"

Gu Haiyu sang while running: "Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle, the sky is full of little trash!"

"Fucking Gu Haiyu, you idiot!" Furious, Mu Linxing picked up his slippers and chased Gu Haiyu all over the bedroom to beat him.

Gu Haiyu was always on fire, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't get beaten for a day. Xu Buyi and Panda got used to it, chatting and packing snacks for the afternoon.The two of them have always been the fastest in the dormitory. Two fat men, one tall and one short, walked shoulder to shoulder?Mu Linxing and Gu Haiyu soon also hit me, you punched me, and ran away crackling.

It wasn't until Bai Yunjian came back after washing his face that Huang Heyuan slowly got out of bed.

Bai Yunjian was wearing a light white sweatshirt with a blue sports vest inside, and was spraying sunscreen spray.

Huang Heyuan looked at it uncomfortably? He glanced at it.Bai Yunjian thought he wanted sunscreen too, so he shook it? Shaked the spray bottle, smiled and asked, "Brother Yuan, do you want to spray it?"

"...don't spray."

When Huang Heyuan thought of the breathable vest fabric in the white clouds, the pink Mimi still had two round bandages on it, and he felt uncomfortable all over.It's like peeking at the bottom of a girl's skirt, knowing what color her underwear is, and talking to her always reminds me of underwear.

He knew that he should openly ask Bai Yunjian why he stuck Mimi close to him, but he was too embarrassed to ask, because his mind was full of sucking the yellow waterfall of nei.

Huang Heyuan put the SLR into his schoolbag, and said in a muffled voice, "Let's go."

Bai Yunjian stood up and looked at it? He glanced at it: "Did you take a nap?"

"...I slept so well, too much melatonin? I'm not energetic." Huang Heyuan told a lie, put on sunglasses, and pretended that he was a killer with no evil intentions.

"Spray it on." Bai Yunjian said, "If you wear sunglasses in the sun, after two days, you will find that the circle around the eyes is white, and the rest of the place is black."

"I... don't care." After Huang Heyuan put on his sunglasses, he was finally able to look directly at Bai Yunjian, "Let's go, let's go."

In the south, the sun in May is already quite venomous. Girls sitting in the auditorium usually hold umbrellas. Take the opportunity to hold an umbrella for your girlfriend to block the sun.

Huang Heyuan said that he didn't care, but his body was very honest, and he shook off his mother's three-san parasol.

Bai Yunjian got under his umbrella very consciously, and said with a light smile, "I'm going to run soon? I'm a little nervous."

"Take a deep breath," Huang Heyuan said, "Come on, do it with me. Suck—"

Huang Heyuan took a deep breath, puffed up his cheeks to hold the air in his mouth, Bai Yunjian couldn't help poking his bulging cheek with his index finger.

Huang Heyuan was out of breath, took off his sunglasses and stared at Bai Yunjian, "What are you doing, aren't you nervous?!"

"I'm not running nervously." Bai Yunjian smiled and shook his head, "I'm afraid someone will cheer me on."

Huang Heyuan: "...Huh?"

"I'm not used to people watching me run and cheering me on," Bai Yunjian said.

Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "Why?"

"Simply not used to it."

"You have to get used to it." Huang Heyuan said, "If people in other classes don't mention it, when you run through the auditorium, the whole class will cheer for you."

"Yeah," Bai Yunjian said, "but I won't speed up because of it. So I hate the noise they make."

Huang Heyuan likes others to cheer me on, the more excited the better, he doesn't quite understand Bai Yunjian, "...to treat other people's encouragement as noise, ruthless."

"I have my own rhythm, and I don't need the encouragement of others." Bai Yunjian said.

Huang Heyuan felt that Baiyunjian might be used to keeping a low profile before, and was not used to being the focus of the crowd.So how? Well, if it wasn't for the sake of being handsome, there would be no point in running No.1.

"Baiyunjian, beautiful and beautiful? Excellent people are destined to be the focus, so don't be nervous."

Bai Yunjian: "Okay."

"Wait, I have a solution." Huang Heyuan hung his sunglasses on the bridge of Bai Yunjian's nose, "Go, even if you don't make it to the top three, you will kill the audience in terms of appearance!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

During the pre-screening of the 5000-meter run, Huang Heyuan went to the rostrum with a SLR on, and stuffed a piece of writing paper for the cultural committee.

"Cultural Committee, when you run 5000 meters between the clouds, you can read it."

The literary and art committee member opened the composition paper, looked at it, closed it immediately, and said in pain: "Huang Sang, your writing is too dark, I can't read it?"

"No? You have to read it. I'll read it to you first." Huang Heyuan unfolded the composition paper and translated it to the cultural committee word by word. After reading it, he had to test her, "Come on, tell me, what is this?" Character?"

The cultural committee's mind went blank: "..."

Huang Heyuan was quite patient, "I will read it to you again, this time, you'd better memorize it this time."

Cultural Committee: "..." Although I love to hate people, the crime does not stop there!

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Bai Yunjian also participated in the 5000-meter run last year, and ran the No.10, which was neither high nor low. This year, he stood at the starting point of the 5000-meter race again, looking at the sky, thinking that today's shape is not suitable for not taking the No.1.

The sunglasses are on the bridge of the nose, revealing half of the snow-white face and light lips. The wind is blowing from the front, and the black vest is pressed against the flesh, and the shape of the muscles can be seen faintly.

Huang Heyuan stood aside and stared at Bai Yunjian's chest, he couldn't tell if it was pectoral muscles or breasts? !

"Is the one with the sunglasses Mr. Bai?" Someone yelled, "So arrogant?!"

"Little prince in sunglasses, you are the best, the fastest, the fastest man!!!"

"Old? Just face me!!!" A hysterical scream came from a corner, and it sounded like a man.There was no response from Bai Yunjian, Huang He looked for his reputation from afar, and it was a thin monkey-like boy with a rippling face, squirming right at Bai Yunjian.

Huang Heyuan: "..." Damn it, he has to go and revise his speech, no gays, no gays, no gays!

Huang Heyuan squatted on the ground and pressed the shutter on Bai Yunjian. Just at this moment, the starting gun fired and Bai Yunjian moved.

Looking at the photo from afar, Huang He's face twitched slightly—it was blurry?!

After Bai Yunjian ran the first lap, he fell to the last place, and the sweet voice of the Cultural Committee resounded from the playground.

"To my good brother."

"When I first saw him, he was as ordinary as a newly unearthed cultural relic. The old man's shirt with thick bangs had a strangely high soil content. You have to ask him where he is, and he is doing exercises by the window in the back row."

"When I last saw him, he was nothing special like a mystery. When he put on a skirt, he was a lady boss, and with a wave of his hand, he was the first grader. He said, don't cheer, don't scream. But, he deserves all cheers and everything Screaming. By the way, the old man doesn’t need it, this king is here to reject all old men for him.”

"Run, Yunchan! Smash your opponent on the 5000-meter runway, flowers, rainbows and the king are waiting for you at the finish line!"

As soon as I heard the broadcast, I knew it was written by Huang Heyuan. Bai Yunjian ran and listened to it, his breathing rhythm was messed up.

Long-distance running, the rhythm is above everything else, fortunately, Huang Heyuan's manuscript is not long, Bai Yunjian discarded distracting thoughts, only focused on the present, finally stabilized on the seventh lap, gradually surpassed the predecessors, and maintained ?1? meters with No.[-] difference.

"Baiyunjian, look at me!" Huang Heyuan stood on the side of the runway and pointed at Baiyunjian with a unilateral.

At that moment, Bai Yunjian's mind flashed? Huang Heyuan's famous saying - women will only affect my speed of writing questions.

Men only affect how fast I can run first.

But running first is not as important as the Yellow River.Baiyunjian is far better than the Yellow River.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Huang Heyuan growled, "One more time!"

Bai Yunjian: "..." Men will only affect my running speed!

The white clouds passed by Huang Heyuan ruthlessly. Huang Heyuan looked down and saw through the vest? Mimi with a Band-Aid between the white clouds.Mimi flashed by, and ran away between the clouds?

Mimi passes it in front of her eyes, but keeps it in her heart.Huang Heyuan froze on the spot, his mind kept flashing back to the image of Bai Yunjian biting his clothes and sticking his boobs.

Damn it, it started again... Huang Heyuan shook his head, turned around a few times, and walked towards the finish line in a daze.

After running to the last 300 meters, Bai Yunjian gradually increased his speed. After catching up with No.1, his momentum continued and he became faster and faster.

Not to be outdone, the former No.1 gritted his teeth and chased forward. However, the distance between him and Bai Yunjian became wider and wider. When he turned to the last corner, Bai Yunjian had already reached the end.

At the moment when Bai Yunjian rushed to the finish line, Class 21 and the surrounding experimental classes were all boiling.Finally one day, the gold medal fell to the experimental class, and it was still a purgatory 5000-meter long-distance race!

"husband!!!"

"Old? Granny!!!"

"Big guy!!!"

Everyone called out strange titles and opened their arms, hoping to catch Bai Yunjian and walk for a while.

"Wait, everyone give up Mr. Bai to Huang Sang!" Gu Haiyu opened his arms and made a fan-like voice.

The crowd parted with a booing, Huang Heyuan was holding a mixed bouquet of roses and sunflowers on the green grass, and looked at the white clouds in embarrassment.

Bai Yunjian had just finished running 5000 meters, but he didn't lie on the ground dying like others. His skin was shiny with sweat, and his cheeks were white and rosy, as if a vixen had sucked his energy.

Bai Yunjian walked towards the Yellow River, looked at it? When he saw the flowers in his arms, he was a little shocked, "Give it to me?"

"Ah... Otherwise, give it to me," Huang Heyuan handed the flower to Bai Yunjian with an awkward expression, "Didn't I tell you that the flower rainbow and I are both at the end?"

Bai Yun passed the flower indirectly, smiled? Laughed, "What if I didn't run first?"

"Even if you are the last one," Huang Heyuan said earnestly, "I made an order yesterday? Even if you finish last, there will be flowers."

"..." Bai Yunjian smiled, "Thank you."

"Hmph, you're welcome." Huang Heyuan handed a bottle of water to Bai Yunjian, and then brought the flowers back, "Come, let me help you walk for a while."

"No need to help me. I'm sweating all over." Bai Yunjian unscrewed the water, took a few sips, lifted the hem of his clothes and wiped the sweat from his face, "I'll go back to the dormitory and take a shower."

Bai Yunjian picked up his clothes, Huang Heyuan again? See? That thing, he couldn't hold back, and finally asked, "You...why did you put a band-aid on it?"

Bai Yunjian didn't react, "What?"

Huang Heyuan pointed? He pointed to his own chest.

Bai Yunjian: "...that's a nipple sticker."

Huang Heyuan: "Have you taken estrogen behind my back?"

Bai Yunjian: "???" What does Huang Heyuan think about every day?

Seeing that Bai Yunjian was silent, Huang He thought that the silence was an acquiescence, and suddenly used the milk-grabbing dragon claw hand that had been useless for a long time.

Bai Yunjian: "!!!"

Huang Heyuan grabbed it for a while, stained his hands with sweat and water, and blushed, "Oh, it seems to be pectoral muscles, why do you suddenly have pectoral muscles?"

"...Practice." Bai Yunjian was speechless for a moment, "Do you think my breasts developed after taking estrogen?"

Huang Heyuan spoke incoherently: "...This... because you look better the longer you grow?... And then you? Said that you don't necessarily want a girlfriend... You posted that because you were afraid of losing your sight, but men generally don't care..."

Bai Yunjian was silent for a moment, and the logic of his speech almost collapsed. "Long-distance running, the clothes will be worn to the chest, and you need to wear breast stickers."

"Oh, oh," Huang Heyuan suddenly realized, "Will the courier really break the skin?"

"You will know when you run around in the future?"

Huang Heyuan quickly refused, "No, I won't run."

Bai Yunjian walked towards the dormitory with his head down, Huang Heyuan followed behind him in embarrassment, thinking that if he had known it earlier, he would not have asked!It seems that he is very ignorant!

Walking downstairs, Bai Yunjian suddenly asked, "Why do you hate homosexuals?"