Unpretentious campus essay

On the first day of grades, Huang Heyuan was woken up by his father's rough but forceful slap.

"rua rua rua rua..." Huang Zhenhua frantically curled his son's soft face, "Baby, wake up!"

Huang Heyuan struggled to open his eyes a little, the sky was just getting bright outside, and there was no sun at all? It was obviously not the time for him to get up at ordinary times.

"Huang Zhenhua...!" Huang Heyuan used his milk-grabbing dragon claws on Huang Zhenhua's chest muscles, "Don't bother me, don't bother me!"

"Ouch!" Huang Zhenhua grinned in pain, and said a lesson: "Son, you can't grab your wife so hard in the future."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Huang Heyuan's face turned red instantly, and he sat up and stared at Huang Zhenhua, "I just... I don't want a wife!"

"Yes yes yes, are you still? You're young, still? It's not time yet." Huang Zhenhua laughed straight, "Guess which one you ranked in this final exam?"

"Hmph," Huang Heyuan was a little nervous, "Don't guess, tell me quickly!"

Huang Zhenhua raised his cuffs, and shot the ribbon out from the cuffs, "It's the first in the grade again! When I was young, I told your mother that I am good at science and she is good at liberal arts. The child born must be amazing!"

"It's because you two have good genes, that's fine." Huang Heyuan lay back, "Don't disturb my sleep."

Huang Zhenhua patted him through the quilt, "Get up quickly, let's go climbing!"

"... What time is it?" Huang Heyuan asked.

"It's past six o'clock."

"I have class at 08:30, so I won't go."

Huang Zhenhua was very strange: "Aren't you on winter vacation?"

"Online class." Huang Heyuan said, "Yesterday's me, you didn't make an appointment in advance, and today's me, you can't figure it out."

"...Son, what class did you take just after the holiday?" Huang Zhenhua couldn't understand 1, "Why don't you have fun for a few days?"

"That's at home too? Playing." Huang Heyuan closed his eyes comfortably, "On such a cold day, only middle-aged and elderly people like you have to climb mountains."

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The cold wind blew across the top of the mountain, stretched out a hand among the white clouds, and the morning mist passed over the fingertips like a veil.A faint golden light pierced through the clouds, and his side face was as transparent as ice and snow.

Bai Yunjian went to bed later than a donkey yesterday, but got up earlier than a chicken, and still energetic? Thief is good.After watching the sunrise, he went down the mountain to the fitness area.Do [-] pull-ups first, then follow the men doing morning exercises to do a set of military boxing. After sweating, I jog back home and have breakfast at the gate of the community.

Opening the door, Bai Yunjian heard the sound of the "Dididi" alarm clock. After ringing for a while, the alarm clock was pressed, and then it rang again after 5 minutes. This time, it didn't ring a few times, and was pressed again.

Ling Yunduo hasn't gone to work yet?Nothing in Baiyunjian? The thought of waking her up and quietly going to the bathroom in the guest bedroom to take a shower.

Bai Yunjian has to take a bath every day, and the longest time is no more than 5 minutes.But he didn't want to talk to Ling Yunduo, so he took a shower for 10 minutes, and then applied body lotion for another ten minutes.

It's almost nine o'clock, Ling Yunduo should go, right?Thinking of this, Bai Yunjian walked out of the toilet fragrantly, facing Ling Yunduo who rushed out of the bedroom with disheveled hair.

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Ling Yunduo put on clothes while walking, and said like a submachine gun: "Yunjian, I'm going to be late, so I'm leaving first. What do you want to eat tonight?"

Bai Yunjian: "...Aren't you going to stay in a hotel today?"

"I'll stay for a few more days, and there's 3000 yuan on the coffee table, which will be used as rent." After speaking, Ling Yunduo rushed out stepping on fur slippers.

Bai Yunjian: "..." Is she going to work in fur slippers?

Not long after, the sound of tiatiatia's slippers came from outside the door, Ling Yunduo entered the door again, lowered her head and stared in circles in a daze, "Where are my shoes?"

Bai Yunjian said, "It should be in the bedroom."

Sure enough, in the bedroom.Ling Yunduo shouted in the bedroom: "I'm usually very strict, mainly because I used to help me with my clothes and shoes at home. I'm not used to it at your house. Ling Yunjian, your sister and I are not so unreliable!"

Bai Yunjian: "...I suggest you, go back to your house."

Ling Yunduo came out with her bag on her shoulders, and finally got a bit of the spirit of beating a worker, and rushed out after saying "wherever you are, my home is there".

After Ling Yunduo left, the house became quiet again, and beside the vase with sunflowers on the tea table, there was a pile of red RMB.

Bai Yunjian? Go to get the money, go to the bedroom bookshelf and pull out an English Oxford dictionary, lie on the sofa sideways, read it with relish.I have already memorized half of the dictionary, and after reading it intermittently for another year, I can memorize the entire dictionary.

After an unknown amount of time, the phone on the coffee table vibrated, notifying that there was a new message on WeChat.Bai Yunjian didn't want to answer it at first, but after thinking about it, this point might have been sent by Huang Heyuan. He touched the phone and saw that it was indeed him.

Ben Wang never stops breastfeeding: Hey, I got my grades, how did you do in the exam?

c: I don't know.Where to go to see the results.

Ben Wang never stops breastfeeding: Didn't the school send you a text message?

Results will be sent to parents by text message within three days of the end of the final exam.As a freshman in high school, the number registered was naturally Bai Xiuying, and Bai Yunjian hadn't changed it, so it was estimated that it would be sent to her as well.

This king will never stop breastfeeding: Wait a minute, let me ask Yan Hui.

c: good.

Yan Hui doesn't look at his phone often, and it will be an hour after he returns to Huang Heyuan, and Huang Heyuan will send him the results.

Ben Wang never stops breastfeeding: Strange, why are your scores almost the same as the average every time?Terribly stable.

c: Because I have always maintained a middle level.

Ben Wang will never stop breastfeeding: But you got into the top ten of your age in the chemistry test!Did you pass all the points I told you?You are worthy of this king!

c: Thank you, Brother Yuan, can I treat you to dinner? ^-^

Ben Wang will never stop breastfeeding: Hey, it's so disgusting, don't be like Gu Haiyu's double-word monster!

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"Xiaoyu, do you have any thoughts on your results this time?" Hua Cheng actually attached great importance to Gu Haiyu's studies, but after more than ten years, he no longer had any expectations.

When he got the grades last year, Hua Cheng asked Gu Haiyu if he had any ideas. Gu Haiyu wriggled around with a playful smile: "Mom, calm down and don't get angry. It's not easy to raise a son. Indifferent grades can't be compared. Civility and politeness are the first."

As expected this year, he got the last place in an experimental class, Hua Cheng wants to see what kind of annoying words Gu Haiyu will make up again this time.

Gu Haiyu looked at the report card and said very sincerely: "Mom, I think it's too late for me to work hard now."

Hua Cheng is confused: "...then are you willing to work hard?"

"Yes. If I improve by a hundred in the next exam, will you transfer Mu Linxing to No. [-] Middle School? Isn't Lao Ji's art class not full of students?"

Hua Cheng laughed angrily: "If you pass the exam like this, you still dare to use your grades as a bargaining chip to negotiate conditions with me?"

"Then how can it be?" Gu Haiyu took Hua Cheng's hand and shook it, "I beg you, please find a way. Mom, mom, mom..."

Although Gu Haizhe didn't know what his elder brother was asking for, he only knew that it had something to do with Mu Linxing, so he went to pull Huacheng's hand and shook his hand, and acted like a baby, "Mom, promise brother, mom, mom... ..."

The voice of "Mom" kept ringing in his ears, Hua Cheng had a headache, sent Gu Haizhe to watch TV, and said to Gu Haiyu quite seriously: "It's not that Mom doesn't want to, he saved Xiaozhe's life, and I will give whatever I want. But The premise is that he has? What he wants...not to mention...that kid? His hands can no longer draw...the chopsticks are shaking."

Gu Haiyu: "..."

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The room was dark, Mu Linxing woke up from the dream, turned over in a drowsy state, and when he lost consciousness, a hot and wet tongue licked his face.

Mu Linxing was shocked and woke up.

The earth dog squatted on the ground and barked at him with its tongue out.

"How did you come in?" Mu Linxing remembered that he closed the bedroom door, but he slept in the dark and couldn't be sure whether he closed it or not.

The earth dog can't talk, it just spins all over the ground.

Mu Linxing drove it out, locked the door, and collapsed on the bed to continue sleeping. After a few minutes, the door opened from the outside with a sound of "Ga Da", and the dog got in through the crack of the door, shaking The tail whirled at him.

Fuck, this dog can actually open the door? !

"...What on earth are you going to do?"

"Hey!"

What the hell do you mean! ?Mu Linxing was so annoyed that he called Gu Haiyu angrily.

"Hey, hurry up and die, and take your broken dog back!"

Gu Haiyu said lazily: "My brother is afraid of dogs, so you can raise them for me for a few days first."

"Are you trying to trick me on purpose? Do you believe that I immediately made him into a dog meat hot pot?"

"The foster care fee is three hundred a day," Gu Haiyu said, "I'm in charge of the dog food."

"..." Mu Linxing was silent for a moment, cursed and hung up the phone.

The dirt dog ran around the room, and even jumped on the bed, biting his clothes, as if calling him to get up.

Mu Linxing got out of bed to look for a leash, and decided to tie the dog up. At this moment, his phone vibrated, and Gu Haiyu sent a WeChat message, "By the way, it's going to shit in the morning, remember to take it out for a walk."

Mu Linxing: "What if I don't slip?"

"Of course you mess around, your house will smell like shit. Hahahaha."

Mu Linxing: "..."

The dog barked louder and louder, so Mu Linxing had to get up and lead the dog downstairs to defecate.

After slipping by the river for half an hour, I pissed, but I didn't see any shit at all.Trembling, Mu Linxing took out his phone, and asked Gu Haiyu, "Why doesn't your dog shit?"

Gu Haiyu replied in seconds: "Have you coaxed it? You need to pet its head and call its name."

"what is his name?"

"Ah... the previous name can no longer be used because of Huang Sang's strong objection. You can choose another name for it. Anyway, the last name is Gu."

Mu Linxing thought to himself, surnamed Gu?It's better to call him Gu Haiyu.

Mu Linxing knelt down and patted the dog's head, "Hurry up and shit, Gu Haiyu."

"Wang!"

The earth dog raised its head and stretched out its tongue to lick Mu Linxing's hand. The warm tongue swept over the scar on the palm of his right hand. Mu Linxing stood up abruptly and stuffed his trembling hand into his pocket.

"You...you should call Gu De." Mu Linxing said to himself, "Just make up for what that guy lacks in you."

After dragging Gu De for another half an hour, he finally got a pile of hot shit.When I got home at 11:30, the Gu family's nanny brought the dog food.It wasn't that Gu Haiyu came over to make Mu Linxing heave a sigh of relief, and because he walked the dog for a long time, he ate two bowls of rice for the first time.

Gu De was quite obedient after he was full, and lay beside Mu Linxing to bask in the sun.

Normally, Mu Linxing would take a nap after dinner, but today he couldn't sleep.He took out the rehabilitation toy given by the doctor from the drawer, and grabbed it repeatedly.

It seems to be getting better... Mu Linxing took the pencil and the sketchbook, and tried hard not to shake his hands, but the pen tip fell off the paper, but the lines were crooked.

What is it? Get something!Mu Linxing put down his pen irritably, turning over the previous drawing with red eyes.

Drug-addicted zombies surrounded the city, and a child sat alone on the collapsed ruins, holding a glass jar in his arms. Countless bright stardust flew out of the jar and flew into the sky to become the Milky Way.This painting is called "Renaissance".

The streets of the city? Intricate, densely packed with people filling the streets? It looks very realistic at first glance. However, if you look at this painting upside down, the outline of the city will become a monster. The streets? Like the blood vessels of monsters, people become Nutrients flowing in the blood.This was once he delivered food, and he was 10 minutes late and got a bad review from the customer and came back to draw it.He named it "Star State Crashed".

Only when he is painting can he escape from reality for a short time and take a breath of relief. In the past few years, he has never really put down his brush, but now, it seems that he really can't paint.

The tip of Mu Linxing's nose was sour, and tears fell drop by drop. Gu De seemed to feel it, and stuck out his tongue to lick his tears, screaming.

Mu Linxing sobbed, hugged Gu De and cried for a while.