Unpretentious campus essay

"Little Xingxing, come and eat together." Huang Heyuan waved at Mu Linxing.

Bai Yunjian took a look at Mu Linxing, went into the kitchen and took new tableware and put them on the side of the coffee table.

Dealing with Huang Heyuan and the others not only made Mu Linxing tired, but also made him hungry, watching them eat was even more difficult.Just be a light bulb and be a light bulb, this is his house!Thinking so, Mu Linxing went to the kitchen to get three cans of beer and placed them by the oven.

"Drink or not?" Mu Linxing asked provocatively.

"No, beer is the worst. I want to drink milk. Milk and yogurt are fine." Huang Heyuan said.

"...I don't have milk at home, only wine. You can drink boiled water." Mu Linxing gave a cup of hot water to the far end of the Yellow River, and asked Bai Yunjian, "Can't you drink the bar?"

Mu Linxing felt that this perverted fake girl in Baiyunjian must have stopped drinking, so he was a little contemptuous.Of course, Mu Linxing too? He didn't bother to put on a show, with "I despise you" written all over his face.

Bai Yunjian was too lazy to talk, took a can of beer, opened the tab with one hand, and blew half of the bottle into the mouth.

Huang Heyuan was dumbfounded: "Baiyunjian, have you forgotten your last time... the case of begging for a child with a lot of money?"

"The alcohol content of the beer is very low." Bai Yunjian smiled, "No way?"

Mu Linxing put his right hand in his pocket, opened the ring with his left hand, and drank a can.After drinking, Mu Linxing put the bowl on the seam of his legs, took the chopsticks in his left hand, slowly put a few pieces of meat into the bowl, and ate without saying a word.From the beginning to the end, his right hand was in his pocket, and he never took it out.

"Mu Linxing, do you know the stars? When is it brightest?" Huang Heyuan asked.

"One or two in the morning." Mu Linxing said, "Why are you asking this?"

"Wrong!" Huang Heyuan took a sip of boiled water proudly, "When is the sky the darkest? The stars are the brightest!"

Mu Linxing: "..."

Huang Heyuan, with barbecue skewers in his left hand and boiled water in his right hand, solemnly announced: "This glass of wine is a toast to you for the nights of Heibu Longdong in the past 16 years."

Huang Heyuan drank the water with a gulp, got up completely, and let out a yo, "Men? It has been lifted!" (Note: The first three sentences of "In the Name of the Father" Jay Chou)

"Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!" Bai Yunjian was extremely supportive, tapping the oven with his chopsticks to accompany him.

"??????" Mu Linxing asked with question marks all over his face, "Are you crazy!? Why did you suddenly start singing?!"

"Hmph, don't worry about it, anyway, I don't care who you are. You are you. You are my good friend." Huang Heyuan patted Mu Linxing, "The night is bad? That's right, but you have to cheer up and become the night sky The brightest star in the world! When things are done, I will reward you with a bouquet of sunflowers!"

The guy from Baiyunjian Barbecue took a meal, took the beer, and drank it silently.

"Chi..." Mu Linxing lowered his head and whispered, "Who cares..."

"Hey, show me your right hand." Huang Heyuan said.

"Is there any? How nice?" Mu Linxing ate the barbecue without raising his head, "Have you never seen it before?"

Huang Heyuan pouted his lips angrily, thinking why is Mu Linxing's mouth like this? Such an arrogance, the level of strife is almost comparable to that of Gu Haiyu, this king has never suffered such grievances!

In a fit of anger, Huang Heyuan stood up and went to open the door.

The cold wind was blowing in, and the corridor was empty, except for a dog.

The earth dog was wearing Gu Haiyu's? coat, lying on the ground and wagging its tail towards the Yellow River.

"Fuck...! Finally!" Huang Heyuan was shocked, "Gu Haiyu has turned into a dog!"

The earth dog rushed into the room, and Huang Heyuan retreated again and again until he hit Bai Yunjian and could not retreat.But the earth dog was still moving forward, and Huang Heyuan stepped on Bai Yunjian in a panic.Bai Yunjian bent down slightly, and pulled Huang Heyuan's knees around? He hugged him horizontally.The door creaked, and before the dog was about to lick the oven, it was caught by the ?

"He's Xiao Huang!" Bai Yunjian said.

"No, look at this picture of impatient to cook, it must be that Gu Haiyu and the dog exchanged souls!" Huang Heyuan firmly believed in the existence of supernatural power in this world, and said very seriously.

Mu Linxing: "..." Are they drunk?Did the Yellow River drink? Not boiled water but white wine?

Seeing that the dog was tied up with a rope and would not bite everywhere, Huang Heyuan felt less afraid, and patted Bai Yunjian on the shoulder, "Okay, let me down."

"No," Bai Yunjian straightened his back, and said in a dignified manner, "I want to post!"

"???" Huang Heyuan couldn't understand, "Are you playing tricks on me again? Drinking a can of beer will blow your mind away?"

"I'm sober!" Bai Yunjian looked at the dog, "I don't have a routine, this is Gu Haiyu's routine!"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"Let's go!" Bai Yunjian said, holding Huang Heyuan and walking outside the door.

Things happened so fast, Mu Linxing didn't have the slightest precaution, "Hey, take the dog away!"

Huang Heyuan's voice came from outside: "I'm afraid of dogs! Bai Yunjian, let me go, I'm going to be angry!"

The Yellow River is far away? The sound is getting farther and farther away, and it must have disappeared without a trace.The cold wind swept away the warmth of the living room, the oven was still sizzling, and the meat on it smelled burnt, Mu Linxing and the local dog looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Get out."

"Hey..." The earth dog lay on the ground and wagged its tail pitifully at Mu Linxing.

Mu Linxing: "..."

After a short confrontation, Mu Linxing took off the leash, put the dog in, fed it a few pieces of pork belly, and cursed with a headache: "...Damn it, a bunch of animals are not as good as your stuff!"

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Bai Yunjian rushed into the cold wind with Huang Heyuan in his arms, his feverish mind cleared up a bit, and he put down Huang Heyuan gently, still holding onto his clothes with one hand, and followed him forward with blank eyes.

Gu Haiyu's family's car was parked by the bridge, and the car parked behind was Huang Heyuan's family's car.The driver of Gu Haiyu's house saw them and turned on the headlights.The window of the passenger seat was lowered, and a powerful hand was stretched out diagonally, giving them a vigorous middle finger.

"Gu Haiyu!" Huang Heyuan ran forward. After running a few steps, he realized that Bai Yunjian hadn't followed. He took a spacewalk and retreated, leading Bai Yunjian to run together.

Gu Haiyu was holding a hamburger in his hand, smiling half a smile? Looking at Huang Heyuan, "Is the barbecue delicious?"

"It's okay, damn it, I thought you and the dog had swapped souls," Huang Heyuan asked, "Why did you leave first?"

"Otherwise? Wait at the door to wait for you two unfilial sons to come out and give me meat?" Gu Haiyu grinned, "Are you sending Mr. Bai home or should I?"

"I'll take it." Huang Heyuan scratched his hair, "Do you want to bring the dog back?"

"No need," Gu Haiyu tossed up a coin and caught it again, "Isn't Mu Linxing loveless? Just give him some shit shovel."

"...Gu Haiyu, are you really hurt?" Huang Heyuan gave a thumbs up, "But you can try."

Huang Heyuan and Bai Yunjian got into the car together, Baiyunjian didn't insist on sticking to Huang Heyuan, and leaned against the car window with his eyes closed to rest.

"Be sober?" Huang Heyuan shook his head, "You can't drink too much, and your wine quality is not good. You can't drink with others anymore, you know?"

Bai Yunjian hummed dully.

The car stopped at the entrance of the talent community, and the guard refused to let him in. Huang Heyuan put on his hat and said, "I'll take you home."

"It's okay," Bai Yunjian shook his head, "I'm fine, see the way, goodbye."

With that said, Bai Yunjian opened the car door and went down, waved at Huang Heyuan, turned and entered the community.

Huang Heyuan looked at the camel-colored windbreaker among the white clouds being blown up by the cold wind, his steps were steady, and he really seemed to know his way.Huang Heyuan didn't ask the driver to leave until he could no longer see the white clouds.

When Bai Yunjian walked downstairs, the phone buzzed, there was no name note, only a long series of numbers, but he was no stranger, Bai Yunjian knew it was Ling Yunduo's number.

"Hey?"

"Yunjian, where are you?"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

At that moment, Bai Xiuying's voice mixed with Ling Yunduo's, piercing Bai Yunjian's brain like needles: "Where are you?" "Who are you with?" "What time do you go home?" Must be back within hours"...

A moderate amount of alcohol will not slow down Bai Yunjian's mind. On the contrary, alcohol will make his thinking speed become extremely fast, and unpleasant memories will be more difficult to control.

"Ugh..." His stomach was churning, Bai Yunjian propped his knees and retched, how many mouthfuls of wine would he need to get better?

"What's wrong with you? Why did you throw up? Are you drinking outside?" Ling Yunduo's voice came from the microphone, and Bai Yunjian didn't want to talk, so he hung up the phone directly.

Is the whole family like this?Ling Yunduo kept calling these days, hoping that he would live at her house during the winter vacation. He refused many times, but she just refused to give up.As a policeman, it is a good thing that she is strong and persistent, but as a family member, it is too troublesome.Baiyunjian no longer? He doesn't want to be controlled by others, he would rather not have his family.

Bai Yunjian went upstairs, and there was a straight and tall figure standing at the door of the house, wearing a black cashmere coat and carrying a suitcase in his hand.

It was Ling Yunduo.

Bai Yunjian looked at her with squinted eyes, and Ling Yunduo looked up at Bai Yunjian like a frozen stone statue.

"...You are back." It took Ling Yunduo a long time to squeeze out a word.

"What? What's the matter?" Bai Yunjian asked coldly.

"I had a quarrel with Heping, can I stay at your house for one night?" Ling Yunduo said equally emotionally.

"..." Bai Yunjian was speechless for a moment, "You can go to the hotel to get a room."

Ling Yunduo: "...I will live tomorrow."

"Why are you arguing?" Bai Yunjian didn't believe Ling Yunduo's words. Tang Pingping looked like a top-quality wife-slave, and there might be minor quarrels at ordinary times, but it would never be to the point where Ling Yunduo ran away from home.This must be Ling Yunduo's way of trying to control him.

Ling Yunduo said calmly: "The sex life is not harmonious."

"..." Now, Bai Yunjian was completely sober from the wine. He never expected to hear such an answer. He paused and said, "Arguing can't solve this problem. You should go to the hospital to see the andrology department."

"Pingping didn't wither," Ling Yunduo sighed expressionlessly, "I wanted to fuck him, but he refused."

Bai Yunjian: "?????" If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting me know this type of family secrets!

The two of them didn't speak for a long time, until the voice-activated lights in the corridor were automatically turned off, and the two snow-white faces stared silently in the darkness.

Bai Yunjian: "I don't have any extra beds in my house."

Ling Yunduo: "I can sleep on the sofa."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

In the end, Bai Yunjian gave up the bed to Ling Yunduo, and lay on the sofa hugging the quilt, his mind buzzing.

There is a bunch of sunflowers on the coffee table in the living room.Since the bunch that Huang Heyuan gave him last time withered, Bai Yunjian went to the flower shop to buy another bunch, and it was automatically replenished.

In the dark night, the sunflowers bloomed recklessly and brilliantly, and the sight of the white clouds felt heart-stopping for no reason.

Bai Yunjian couldn't tell him apart? Is it because Ling Yunduo broke into him? In private space or because of something else? It's so insignificant, inexplicable? A trivial matter.For example, he found out that the sunflower didn't belong to him alone? Such a trivial matter.Bai Yunjian pulled up the quilt, covered his face, and rolled it into a depressing old Beijing chicken roll.