Unpretentious campus essay

Ever since he touched Bai Yunjian's crotch, Huang Heyuan has been in a bad mood.

When walking in unison, he and Bai Yunjian's arms would always touch each other.Sometimes touching his cold watch, sometimes rubbing against hot, wet skin.

Among the crowd, there was a silent and secret collision, and loud noises exploded in Huang Heyuan's mind.

Huang Heyuan lowered his voice, "Hey, don't touch my hand."

Bai Yunjian said lightly, "You touched me."

"Obviously you touched me!" Huang Heyuan was close to sticking with Xu Buyi, but he still bumped into Bai Yunjian again and again, which only shows that it was Bai Yunjian who was squeezing towards him.

Huang Heyuan stretched out his hand and slapped Bai Yunjian.He felt that he was useless, but Bai Yunjian was pushed out of the team lightly.

Huang Heyuan: "...?"

Naturally, this movement could not be hidden from the instructor.The instructor took a closer look, and saw that it was Huang Heyuan again, and roared angrily, "The third row is the eighth and the ninth! Come out!"

Bai Yunjian stepped out without looking sideways, Huang Heyuan stepped forward forcefully, aggrieved and dissatisfied.

The instructor came over: "What are you doing?"

"Report to the instructor!" Huang Heyuan roared, "I don't want to stand with him!"

Instructor: "Why?"

"He influenced my play!"

The instructor was annoyed, "No comrade is born for you! What does fighting look like? Ten push-ups, get ready!"

"just me?"

"Both together!"

Huang Heyuan was satisfied, and he and Bai Yunjian stood side by side on the track to do push-ups.

Huang Heyuan supported and scolded, "I obviously didn't push you hard. What are you pretending to do!"

Bai Yunjian: "I am weak."

Huang Heyuan struggled to prop up his upper body, thinking what a fool, you even have... vest lines!

Why does Bai Yunjian like to touch him so much?Is he a dead gay?

However, he was dressed very earthily.

Why?Any behavior can have a motive.

In the blink of an eye, Huang Heyuan grasped the source of all sense of disobedience.

If Bai Yunjian doesn't like him, then he hates him.At the same time, he also saw that he was very resistant to him.So Bai Yunjian intentionally had physical contact with him to stimulate himself to stay away from him.

Just like the day before yesterday, Bai Yunjian deliberately crossed the line, forcing him to change positions.

Just like just now, Bai Yunjian deliberately touched him to make him ask to change the queue.

In the eyes of others, Bai Yunjian is innocent from beginning to end, he is the one who makes trouble for no reason, seeks trouble for nothing, and bullies honest people.

Huang Heyuan came to the school for three days, and realized from Bai Yunjian what it means to be sinister.

After finishing ten push-ups, the two returned to the team, and the instructor yelled, "Look to the right."

Huang Heyuan examines Bai Yunjian's face from a new perspective.

The brim of the hat and glasses covered most of his face, his cheeks were reddened by the sun, and his chin and neck formed a tight arc, Huang Heyuan always felt familiar.

After searching in the memory bank for a while, Huang Heyuan remembered.

His father Huang Zhenhua likes to watch Gongdou drama, and he also watched a few episodes.This kind of person in Bai Yunjian is like a vicious concubine who is very white, has a pointed chin, and is pregnant in a Gongdou drama. She is gently pushed by the heroine and then flops and has a miscarriage!

"Look ahead!" shouted the instructor.

Huang Heyuan was still immersed in the shock of Bai Yunjian being an invincible scheming man in the universe, staring at him sideways.

The instructor roared: "Look forward! Number eight, what about you?! Is number nine so good-looking?!"

There were whispers of laughter in the team, and Huang Heyuan turned his head suddenly as if waking up from a dream, and shouted loudly, "It's not good!"

The sound was loud and full of emotion. The instructor was frightened, and continued training without saying anything.

It's almost eleven o'clock, and the temperature is getting higher and higher.Huang Heyuan's back was soaked with sweat, as if there were bugs crawling on his back.The sunscreen on his face was washed away by sweat, and if he continued to dry out, he would be so dark that even Huang Zhenhua couldn't recognize him.

Out of the corner of his eye, he passed through the barbed wire and fell towards the boulevard next to him.

There are also two phalanxes on the boulevard, mostly girls, and boys only occupy a pitiful row.That was the phalanx of the liberal arts experimental class.

Huang Heyuan was very envious.If I knew it earlier, I should have asked Huang Zhenhua to send him to the small liberal arts class.

However, Huang Heyuan is not a person who will succumb to fate.I control my own life.

"Report to the instructor!" Huang Heyuan shouted.

The instructor had a headache and tensed his face, "What's the matter?"

"Why can the liberal arts class train on the tree-lined road, but we have to do it in the big playground?"

Instructor: "...don't talk nonsense! You are a man, just stand upright. Did you hear the girls in the class shout tired?"

Huang Heyuan thought, but I'm tired!Who stipulated that men have to be stronger than women?

"..." "..."

"Report to the instructor!" Yu Fei shouted.

"Say."

"tired!"

The instructor yelled out his blue veins, "Are you a woman?!"

Yu Fei has no sense of disobedience in being in the boys' team, and even looks a little handsome, shouting outrightly: "I am!"

Instructor: "...

... "

A girl whispered, "Instructor, she is real. Take a closer look."

Instructor: "..."

Huang Heyuan struck while the iron was hot, and raised his arms and shouted: "Science classes are also the flowers of the motherland. Is there a kind of liberal arts class?"

Instructor: "..." Fortunately, he is young. If he was 20 years old, he would be pissed off by these kids and have a heart attack.

It happened that a liberal arts class was walking in a square formation, and the instructor pointed to the square formation and asked, "Can they walk well?!"

Answer in unison: "No!!!"

The instructor laughed and scolded: "Fart, you are much worse than them! You walk like earthworms and writhing. It's okay if you go to the boulevard. Walk through the phalanx for the last time. If it's all in place, we'll go there to rest. Okay? !"

"OK!!!!!!" resounded through the sky.

Before walking in unison, Huang Heyuan always walked with his nostrils facing the sky, so wherever he stood, there would be a bump.

In order to save himself from the sun, he put up all his energy and even learned to bow his head, trying to keep the same pace as Xu Bujuan.

His hand would still touch Bai Yunjian's arm, but after realizing that he was a scheming man, Huang Heyuan could bear it, and even deliberately touched Bai Yunjian's hand a few times.

Bai Yunjian shrank back like an electric shock.

The Yellow River is far away.

Like donkeys with carrots hanging in front of their heads, the whole class walked out of the neatest phalanx with great vigor.

"2121, No. [-] in the world! This year is a sophomore, and next year is a senior!"

"One two three four! One two three four!"

"stand at attention!"

The footsteps stopped.

"All of them!" The instructor paused with a serious expression.

Huang Heyuan pouted his lips nervously.

"Turn back!" The instructor's bronzed face showed a smile, and he took the lead to walk towards the tree-lined road.

"Yeah!", "Wow!", "Here we come to the liberal arts class!"...

"Don't laugh, be serious!" After the instructor finished speaking, he laughed first.

…………

Compared with playground purgatory, the days of training on the boulevard are like paradise.When resting on the spot, Huang Heyuan's mood was much calmer.

He began to observe the white clouds again.

Bai Yunjian sat cross-legged next to him, bowed his head and stared at the mineral water in his hand, looking like a jo-level creature that had stopped thinking.

Only the cheeks are slightly bulging, as if biting a mint.

How does he have so much sugar?Huang Heyuan looked down, staring curiously at Baiyunjian's pants, where did he put the candy?

Bai Yunjian was in a calm daze at first, and when he returned his attention briefly, he swept to Huang Heyuan and seemed to be staring at his crotch.

Is this an addiction?Or are you going to take revenge on him?

He moved his legs vigilantly, so as to get out of the way when Huang Heyuan touched him.

Bai Yunjian is used to analyzing the behavior patterns of people around him, watching people order food, and perfectly disguising himself.Huang Heyuan's thinking logic is easy to predict, he is the most vigilant type of person in Baiyunjian.Smart, sharp, low emotional intelligence, full of curiosity about everything around him, and extremely annoying.

"Hello." Huang Heyuan said, "Where did you put the sugar?"

Sure enough, he became curious, and the point of curiosity was so strange.

Bai Yunjian took out a mint candy from his coat pocket, "Either?"

"No." Huang Heyuan disliked it, "Don't please me."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Xu Buyi stretched out his hand, "Boss, I want it."

The two completed the deal across the Yellow River.

Xu Buyi ate a piece of candy from Baiyunjian, and did not forget to reciprocate, "Do you two want Fengyoujing?"

Bai Yunjian waved his hand.

Huang Heyuan: "...What is Fengyoujing?" It sounds delicious.

Xu Buyi was shocked: "You don't even know Fengyoujing?"

Huang Heyuan especially hated rhetorical questions like "You don't even know xx", he seemed to know how stupid Fengyoujing is, snorted, and didn't want to talk to Xu Buyi anymore.

Seeing that Huang He was far from happy, Xu Butian took out a small bottle of Fengyoujing from his pocket, and said embarrassingly, "No, that's it. Putting on the temples will cool you down, very magical. This thing is very common, so I'm a little surprised. You Do you want to try it?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

If Huang Heyuan was coaxed by others, his temper would soften again. He took off his hat and raised his face, condescendingly saying, "Come on."

Xu Buyi painted it aside, Huang Heyuan felt it for a while, but it was dull. "Menthol, it dissolves in ethanol. It evaporates together and takes away the heat." It doesn't taste good either.

Xu Bujuan: "...Huh?"

Huang Heyuan asked in a low voice, "You...why do you call that big boss?"

Xu Bujuan: "Who? Baiyunjian?"

"Fuck, keep your voice down!"

Xu Butian smiled, "Ah, because he can beat cockroaches, catch moths, and even caught mice for the dormitory."

Huang Heyuan was speechless: "...that's it?"

Xu Buti said seriously, "That's enough."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

This time the rest time was unexpectedly long. After more than ten minutes, the instructor showed up with a roll of bamboo mat and quilt.

"Now, I'll teach you how to make quilts. Start at [-] o'clock in the noon, and check the internal affairs. Unqualified dormitories need to be practiced!"

Huang Heyuan stared at the quilt in the hands of the instructor.This quilt looks familiar.

His quilt was two-sided, with a plain gray front, and when folded it looked like everyone else's quilt.But later...

At this time, the instructor still didn't know anything, and put the quilt in his hand on the bamboo mat, "I have seen each of your dormitories, and they are all unqualified. This student is especially unqualified, collapsed like shit."

The instructor squatted down, "Look carefully, I will only demonstrate once!"

Huang Heyuan: "Wait..."

Before the words were finished, the instructor unfolded the quilt proudly.

The air froze for a moment.

"Fuck!"

"hiss--"

"Hahahahaha goose goose goose goose goose!!!"

Instructor: "..."

I saw a bikini girl lying on the unfolded quilt, with pink hair, big shy eyes, proud Opie, and tangled long legs.

The instructor had led military training for several years, but never expected that the quilt would be unfolded in such a color pattern, so he turned his backhand and folded the quilt by half.

"Report to the instructor!" A boy smiled and saluted, "You recited his wife!"

Huang Heyuan: "..."