Unpretentious campus essay

Bai Yunjian speculated that Yan Hui might have captured Gu Haiyu's vigorous posture when he checked the surveillance system.Yan Hui didn't say anything because he was calm and waiting for a good time.

After the military training in the afternoon, everyone went to self-study in the evening, and the time came for Yan Hui to give a lecture. Gu Haiyu and Huang Heyuan entered the office together.

They didn't come back until the evening self-study was over.Bai Yunjian packed his schoolbags, mixed into the mighty flow of people after class, and walked out of the teaching building with his head down.

Starting from the teaching building, the crowd began to diverge.Most of them went back to the dormitory, and a small part went to the cafeteria or supermarket.

Bai Yunjian turned to the Sunshine Square, and walked to the playground under the mottled tree shadows.

The playground was empty.

Usually it is not so deserted, but after a day of brutal military training, everyone is exhausted, and no one can't think of coming to the playground to exercise again.

Except for the white clouds.

The word self-discipline is engraved in his DNA. Before going to bed, he must run at least one kilometer. If it rains, he will do five sets of planks on the bed. The mere military training cannot disrupt his work and rest.

The night sky is very clean, with countless light spots shining, the autumn insects are dormant in the grass, making scattered and clear chirps, and the chaotic voices of people from the dormitory can be faintly heard in the distance.When I ran, these sounds were far away.The sound of the wind passing by the ears, the sound of feet on the plastic track, the sound of nasal breathing...

Under the night sky, the white clouds are like a white spot above the dark red runway, light and small, but with steady and powerful steps.

After running three laps, Bai Yunjian's breath was still smooth, and he still had the strength to continue running, but time did not allow him to take a shower before turning off the lights.

Bai Yunjian walked towards the dormitory. There were no people on the road, and he enjoyed the quiet atmosphere very much.Reluctantly, before taking a few steps, Gu Haiyu's voice came from behind him.

"Classmate Bai~" Gu Haiyu jumped up and down, put his arm around his shoulders like a boneless one, and hung it on him.

Gu Haiyu's net height is 1.8 meters [-], he is not fat, but his muscles are so strong that he can hardly hang on.

Bai Yunjian's footsteps faltered, and he barely took two steps, "I just finished running, and I'm covered in sweat." He gently hinted to Gu Haiyu not to hang on him.

"I don't dislike you. By the way, do you smell something on me?" Gu Haiyu sighed, still hanging on, "I just picked up that transfer student, good guy. He jumped three meters away, disgusted Staring at me like I have body odor."

Bai Yunjian: "He may know that you don't wash your feet anymore."

"Get lost." Gu Haiyu smiled, straightened up slightly, and lowered his head jokingly, "Do you want to listen to the gossip of the transfer student?"

"I'm not interested in."

"Really?" Gu Haiyu said, "Didn't you ask me this morning, what happened to Huang Heyuan?"

Bai Yunjian pushed his glasses, "That's just a normal chat."

"Hey, then let the Buddha decide whether you want to listen or not." Gu Haiyu took out a coin from his pocket, "One is to talk about it, but Chrysanthemum doesn't talk about it."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Gu Haiyu lived in a temple when he was a child, and when he grew up, he also talked about it. It is said that the coin on his body has been consecrated and can tell good luck. It is usually used to solve things that Gu Haiyu's difficult choice cannot decide.

It is said that it is very spiritual, but Bai Yunjian doesn't believe it.He thought that the uneven weight on both sides of the coin, coupled with Gu Haiyu's psychological effects caused the probability deviation.

The coin flipped into the air, and was firmly slapped in the palm of the hand——1.

Bai Yunjian: "..."

In the next few minutes, Bai Yunjian's mind was filled with stories about Huang Heyuan.

Because of insomnia due to snoring, he walked more than 100 meters with a trash can, and finally left school angrily stepping on the bucket.

Originally, I planned to never come back, but my beloved figurine was still in school, so I bravely rushed to the front door in order to specialize in the figurine, and almost got into a fight with the dean.

After coaxing the principal and his father for a long time, Huang Heyuan reluctantly continued to go to school.

In the evening, Yan Hui called them to the office with a serious attitude and told them that each of them had to recite a punishment and copy the school rules.

Gu Haiyu had already gotten used to it, picked up a pen and started copying.He also likes to copy things, copying books is like copying Buddhist scriptures for self-cultivation.He knew that what Yan Hui was looking at was his attitude, and he didn't need to finish copying the school rules, he just let it go when Yan Hui calmed down.

Gu Haiyu is extremely slippery, while Huang Heyuan is another extreme.This guy was determined not to copy, and after going through the school rules, he picked them out one by one, like an ultimate swindler, catching out the unreasonable parts and repeatedly arguing with Yan Hui.Yan Hui's smile was distorted by anger, and a fierce quarrel broke out between the two.Just when Yan Hui was about to lose, Yan Hui discovered that Huang Heyuan was able to release the manuscript.

It turned out that Huang Heyuan's memory was too outstanding, and he could memorize the school rules after only one repetition, which was more effective than copying them ten times.

The quarrel turned around, Yan Hui smiled happily, Huang Heyuan's eyes were red with anger, and before he left, he was still beating his head, cursing and letting his brain clear the memory by itself.

"He's quite interesting." Gu Haiyu shrugged, "It's a pity you two didn't sit at the same table."

Bai Yunjian: "Why?"

Gu Haiyu smiled inexplicably, "My intuition tells me that you should also be an interesting person."

Bai Yunjian was noncommittal, put down his schoolbag and went to take a shower.

I don't know if it was because of listening to the gossip before going to bed, Bai Yunjian dreamed of the Yellow River.It was a very boring dream. Huang Heyuan was sitting beside him, reciting school rules to him.He couldn't see his face clearly, but the school rules were very clear.

Yes, Bai Yunjian also recites school rules.But it is far different from Huang He, he has a reading addiction, and he will subconsciously memorize anything with words.

When he woke up the next day, Bai Yunjian classified the dream as a nightmare.

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military training.

Huang He came to military training from afar, firstly because he was curious about what military training was like, and secondly because he was really handsome in camouflage uniform.

The school carefully selected a period of time when the subtropical high pressure returned to the south. Even in autumn, the weather was still suffocatingly hot.

He was wearing a camouflage uniform and stood in the middle of the team. Under the scorching sun, sweat continued to flow down his temples.The soles of the feet were burning hot, and the soreness below the waist was unbearable, as if it was about to break.He doesn't know if he's handsome or not, but he definitely smells bad.

The worst thing is that there is a fat man on the far left of the Yellow River, and the white clouds on the right.

He put on the 178 shoes, but he didn't expect that Bai Yunjian was only a little shorter than him, so he lined up according to his height, so that he could not die standing next to him.

When the girls in the class saw the two of them standing together, they showed the expression of "It's hard to end if you don't get married".

During the long training in the military posture, the sun distorted the air, and they were like stinky human flesh buns, steamed with a rotten smell.Strangely, amidst this unpleasant smell, Huang Heyuan could still smell the faint smell of mints on Bai Yunjian's body.

The breathing among the white clouds was very light, and Huang Heyuan heard the sound of rattling.

Is he grinding his teeth?

Is this the sound of teeth grinding?It does not seem.

Bai Yunjian exhaled, and Huang Heyuan smelled a stronger smell of mint.

Huang Heyuan suddenly realized that he was eating candy.In such inhumane military training, Bai Yunjian still has the time to eat sweets!

The aroma of mint was exhaled from Bai Yunjian's mouth, and he inhaled it again!The water in his body entered his body.

Huang Heyuan had goosebumps all over his body, and the more he thought about it, the more itchy his nose became.Now he finally understands what military training feels like, it's a double torment both physically and mentally.

He leaned back and rubbed his nose, which immediately alerted the instructor.

"It's moving! If it's moving, report it!!!" The instructor roared.

Huang Heyuan glanced at him: "

……oh. "

The instructor came over: "Five push-ups on the spot!"

"Okay...I want to go under the shade of the trees." Huang Heyuan said, "This concrete floor is hot and cold."

The instructor said coldly, "Don't bargain. Do ten push-ups on the spot!"

Huang Heyuan was angry, "Oh, don't do it! Can doing ten push-ups awaken superpowers?"

"Don't do it, right?" the instructor said with blue veins on his forehead, "Everyone has it! If your comrades in arms refuse to do these 10 push-ups, you will do them for him! All push-ups are ready!"

As soon as the words were finished, the other students took a few glances at him, fell down one after another, and took a ready position for push-ups on the hot ground. Only Huang Heyuan and the instructor were still standing.

Huang Heyuan was at a loss.He has always done things by himself. If he hurts irrelevant people, he might as well do it himself. "I can do it, hey, you all get up!"

No one got up, and the hot air echoed with the instructor's loud counting call.

“1！2！……8！9！10！”

These ten or so seconds were quite long, and Huang Heyuan couldn't even make a pose to get rid of the embarrassment. He stood stiffly in place until the whole class stood up, and the instructor yelled "adjust the military posture" again, and Huang Heyuan didn't move. move.

"It's okay." The fat man next to him said softly, "There are only ten."

Huang Heyuan would rather the fat man mock him.

During the break, Huang Heyuan asked the fat man, "Hello, what's your name?"

"You don't know my name?"

"Your name is not written on your face."

The fat man stretched out his chubby hand, "Squad leader, Xu Buyi."

"I don't shake hands." Huang Heyuan clenched his fists, "Two sticky hands are held together, disgusting or not."

"My hands are not sticky." In order to prove that he is not sticky, Xu Buyi stretched out his fleshy palm to Huang Heyuan's face, Huang Heyuan couldn't dodge it, and fell to the side with his neck curled up.

At this time, Bai Yunjian was drinking water.

The back of Huang Heyuan's head leaned over and bumped the water bottle, and he moved back.

Huang Heyuan felt that there was nothing behind him, and he pushed his hands back reflexively, resting on a soft object.

What is it?

Behind him is the white cloud, no matter what you press, it will be strange!

Huang Heyuan turned his head quickly, and took a closer look, his hand was pressing the penis between Baiyun.

Huang Heyuan: "...Hiss!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Bai Yunjian's reaction was unexpected, and he stood up immediately, choking on a mouthful of water in his throat, coughing until his face flushed.

Huang Heyuan only felt his right hand was scorching hot, and the heat ran all the way from his arm to his face. He kept shaking his hand, wishing that it would turn into steam on the spot.

Gu Haiyu whistled angrily, "Why are your faces so red?"

"It's in the sun!" Huang Heyuan slapped his face with his hand, and gave Xu Butier a hard look, "Don't touch my face!"

Xu Buyi laughed until his fat body trembled: "Hahaha..."