Unpretentious campus essay

Gu Haiyu gave his middle finger, "Don't talk about green hair, I don't wear purple ones either. Why don't you give it to Mr. Bai, I think he is very interested in wigs."

Thinking of Bai Yunjian's bangs that were so thick that he could "listen to the government behind the curtain", Huang Heyuan showed a distorted expression, "He is already ugly enough... there is no need to add concentration to his ugly value."

Not everyone looks good in a purple wig, only a girl as cute as C sauce can control the dreamy purple!

The two stepped on the broken concrete, walked through the narrow passage, and entered a rusty iron gate.The sight is a five-story tube building, with seven or eight households living in a row of aisles, but apart from the rustling rain, there is only the sound of washing clothes echoing in the air, and no sound of people talking can be heard.

Huang Heyuan stretched out his finger, wiped the handrail of the stairs, and wiped the dust with his finger, "Is there no one living here?"

"There are people, but not many." Gu Haiyu said, "Except for the poor and the old guys who are too lazy to move, who would like to live here?"

Anyway, Gu Haiyu was unwilling.Ceilings and walls are dilapidated and dangerous.The corridor was covered with a fluffy layer of dust, and debris was randomly piled up at the corner of the corridor. In the event of a fire, there was nowhere to run.

"I lived in this kind of house with many people when I was a child." Huang Heyuan said.

"You?" Gu Haiyu sized him up, a little surprised.

Huang Heyuan knew what he meant, "My dad used to play magic, but he is not as rich as he is now."

"Then why don't you play anymore?"

Huang Heyuan shook his head, but said nothing.

Gu Haiyu didn't ask any more questions, and climbed the stairs forward, a thread of spider web suddenly stuck to his face, light and itchy.

Gu Haiyu wiped his face vigorously and stood in front of Huang Heyuan, "Huang Sang, you stand behind me, there are spider silks here. Tsk, disgusting."

"Hey," Huang Heyuan showed distaste, "The 1.8-meter-five double word is really disgusting."

"The dead house is the most disgusting." Gu Haiyu said with a smile.

"Climb. You don't need to stand in front of me. I'm afraid of spiders, but I'm not afraid of spider silk." Huang He made a classic gesture of Spiderman shooting spider silk, and slapped Gu Haiyu's butt a few times, "Spider silk is just made of glycine, It’s just a protein made up of things like alanine and leucine.”

"I'm afraid." Gu Haiyu retreated behind Huang Heyuan, "I really can't stand the spider silk on my face. You go ahead."

"With great power comes with great responsibility," Huang Heyuan took two steps and climbed up the stairs like flying, "I am your spiderman!"

Gu Haiyu: "..."

On the fourth floor, Huang Heyuan stopped and looked around a few times, "Which room?"

Gu Haiyu: "There is only his house on the fourth floor, let's see which one has less dust at the door."

"There's only one family in this row..." Huang Heyuan's flamboyant movements stopped immediately, "It's too scary at night, if you hear something going on in the next room, should you go and see it or not?"

"Don't look." Gu Haiyu deliberately scared him, "If you look at it, you might not be able to come back."

Without the cobwebs, Gu Haiyu started again, tossing a coin while walking forward, and stopped at the door of a house where the shallots were planted.

"Right here..."

Before Gu Haiyu finished speaking, Huang Heyuan jumped up suddenly, opened his mouth, as if he wanted to scream, but he didn't, and grabbed Gu Haiyu's hand winkingly.

The surrounding area was very quiet, Gu Haiyu was sure nothing happened, and asked for no reason: "Fuck, what are you doing?"

Huang Heyuan mouthed as if seeing a ghost: "...the window."

Gu Haiyu looked at the window next to the door. "Tian"-shaped windows, a row of flower pots are placed on the window sills, on which are planted perilla, flytrap, cactus and unknown small wild flowers, the growth is gratifying, the branches and leaves cover the window glass, and in the gaps between the branches and leaves, There is a blurry human face!

Under the cover of plants, only half of its face can be seen, its sallow skin sticks to the glass, distorted by the pressure, only one bloodshot eyeball is particularly prominent, staring at them through the glass without blinking , I don't know how long I have been peeping.

like a ghost!Even if it's not a ghost, it's not like a normal person.

Huang Heyuan was so frightened that he covered his face and wanted to run away, but Gu Haiyu held him back, "Wait."

"Wait a fart, what should I do if this thing rushes out?!"

"is fake."

Gu Haiyu let go of Huang Heyuan's hand, and leaned closer to the window to have a look.

It was a portrait that looked like a real one, and the effect of pressing the face on the glass was so lifelike that it was horrifying at first glance.

Huang Heyuan took a look boldly, and felt ashamed to be frightened by a painting, so he knocked on the door instead, "Is anyone there?"

Not long after, a rustling sound came from inside, but the door did not open until it disappeared.

"Cough," Huang Heyuan imitated Mu Linxing's younger brother's style of painting and made a social image, "Grandma, we are Mu Linxing's classmate..."

"Fuck-"

There was a sudden sound of scratching the door, not loud, but very long, and the door trembled slightly.

The people inside are scratching the door!

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang Heyuan's scalp is numb. The old-fashioned wooden door is different from the anti-theft door. The sound of scratching the door is extremely loud, just like scratching a blackboard with nails, or scratching glass with iron nails. The horror effect is full.

"This...isn't anyone imprisoned here?" Huang Heyuan held his heart, "Although I'm not afraid, but, I think it's safer to find your dark and strong driver..."

Unlike Huang He who read horror and zombie movies, Gu Haiyu was preoccupied with social news.

"The people inside are either scaring us or asking for help." Gu Haiyu kicked the door lock, almost knocking the door flying, and the scratching inside suddenly stopped.

"...Stop! Stop kicking!" Although Huang Heyuan likes to diss everything, but his character is not impulsive, and he is just right, "Kick the door down, what should I do if the door falls down and smashes people? And, what if there is someone inside?" What about the zombies? Gu Haiyu, if you release the zombies, you will become a sinner for destroying the earth!"

"That makes sense," Gu Haiyu nodded, turned around and looked around, hoping to find something to pry the lock open.

Mu Linxing's door was also piled up with sundries. A dusty umbrella was placed on a bunch of crushed cardboard boxes. He touched the surface of the umbrella and said suddenly, "Let's go."

"...Just leave like this?"

"En." Gu Haiyu tossed the coin, and the coin landed in the palm of his hand, with a chrysanthemum on the front.

"Let's go."

Huang Heyuan murmured inwardly, "We can go first. I'll ask my dad's secretary to come and see later."

Gu Haiyu walked towards the stairs on the Yellow River, when he reached the stairs, his footsteps suddenly stopped, and he stopped against the wall.

"Huang Sang, let's wait here." Gu Haiyu said softly.

Huang Heyuan tiptoed to his side and whispered, "What are you waiting for?"

"My hexagram tells me, wait a minute."

Huang Heyuan: "..." Gu Haiyu engages in feudal superstition all day long!

"I don't believe it. Give me a scientific reason." Huang Heyuan said.

Gu Haiyu raised his middle finger, leaned into Huang Heyuan's ear and said, "There is an umbrella at the door of his house, which is still wet. There are footprints at the door, which are women's high-heeled shoes."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

The Yellow River can be connected a little farther away, and he can probably understand what Gu Haiyu's train of thought is.Mu Linxing's grandma is almost 70 years old, so she definitely doesn't know how to wear high heels. He thinks that a woman entered Mu Linxing's house in the morning and left her umbrella outside the door. She may be a nanny or a gangster. , or a relative.

Not sure, but it never hurts to wait.

Huang Heyuan clenched his fists nervously, stared at the drizzle and pine trees outside the building for a few minutes, then patted Gu Haiyu on the shoulder suddenly, "Hey..."

Gu Haiyu tensed up instantly, and vigilantly changed the posture of holding the umbrella, "What?"

"Look, there is a little squirrel." Huang Heyuan pointed to the pine tree in the rain, "It is looking at us. Kawaii~."

Gu Haiyu: "..."

Gu Haiyu suddenly felt that this scene was very funny, so he relaxed and was about to leave when he heard the door open.

The little squirrel disappeared when she heard the movement. After the door opened, there was the sound of high-heeled shoes stepping on the ground. She walked very quickly and reached the stairs in two or three seconds. Gu Haiyu and Huang Heyuan were blocking the corridor on the left and the right. .

The woman was about forty years old, with a very thin figure, heavy makeup and a black bag on her shoulders. When she saw the two of them, her face flashed with horror.

"Hey, auntie." Gu Haiyu smiled, "We knocked on the door just now, why didn't you open it?"

The woman frowned, and said sharply, "Get out of the way, an old man fell down, I'm going to pick up an ambulance!"

Hearing this, Gu Haiyu rushed up three steps at a time and two steps at a time, the woman also quickly ran downstairs, Huang Heyuan was stunned for a few seconds, feeling that something was wrong, and followed her down.

Woman: "Don't follow me!"

Huang He jumped far away: "Auntie, I will help you!"

Woman: "...Get out!"

"Hmph, no!"

Gu Haiyu rushed into Mu Linxing's house, and saw an old man lying by the door, with his right hand covering his heart, the nails of his left hand were opened, there were sawdust in the crevice, he was moaning profusely with sweat, the house was in such a mess, as if a thief had entered .

"The Yellow River is far away!!!" Gu Haiyu shouted in front of the door, "Don't let this girl get away!"

"Fine!!!" Huang Heyuan's voice came from far away.

After Gu Haiyu got the response, he immediately knelt down next to the old man. The old man's face was pale and he lost his voice. He was in shock.

Gu Haiyu: "..."

Gu Haiyu has long struggled against the violent tendency and bloody love in his heart, and when he couldn't bear it anymore, he went to the hospital to stay, relying on the bloody wounds of the injured to relieve his inner desire.Over time, inexplicably acquired a lot of medical knowledge.

Gu Haiyu took a deep breath, put the old man flat on the ground, took off his jacket to prop up her feet, and started CPR and artificial respiration.

Gu Haiyu only had a wealth of theoretical knowledge, but he had never practiced it. He recited the numbers silently, pressed his heart one by one, and sweat squeezed into his eyes.After pressing thirty times, he lowered his head and was about to give artificial respiration when a roar rolled out of his throat rang in his ears.

"What are you doing!!!" It was Mu Linxing's voice.

Not good, Gu Haiyu thought, this picture is easy to misunderstand.

Gu Haiyu turned his head, but before he could speak, he was kicked to the ground by Feilai.

"Grandma!" Mu Linxing knelt on the ground, helplessly supporting the old man's shoulders, "Grandma, what's wrong with you?!"

"Don't touch her!" Once the cardiopulmonary resuscitation was interrupted for too long, the previous pressure would be useless. Enduring the severe pain of being kicked, Gu Haiyu quickly pushed Mu Linxing away, crossed his hands, and pressed down forcefully on his chest at an even speed.

Following his movements, nosebleeds trickled down the crowd -- it was kicked out by Mu Linxing.

"Fuck." Gu Haiyu cursed, "Wipe off the blood quickly! Crumple up a tissue and stuff it in my nose."

Mu Linxing didn't know how he saw such a scene when he came back from get off work, but his grandma had a heart attack, and he had also learned various first aid trainings, so he knew that Gu Haiyu was saving her.

After the ball of paper was stuffed in, Gu Haiyu's nosebleed barely stopped, Mu Linxing rubbed the nosebleed off his hands, and firmly grasped grandma's dry and cold hand like a drowning man grabbing driftwood.

He thinks that his heart is strong enough, but it turns out that life has not given him a fatal blow.If grandma is gone, he will have nothing... No, it's okay, if it happens, he will go with grandma.

"Wipe my sweat." Gu Haiyu whispered.

Mu Linxing didn't move for a while as if he didn't hear it.

Gu Haiyu looked up at Mu Linxing.His eyeballs were scarlet, but his lips were very white, staring at the old man's face, he looked like he was out of his body.

Gu Haiyu felt a little ridiculous, why did he save the enemy's mother?If she hadn't given birth to such garbage, his dad wouldn't have died.

Bowing his head for artificial respiration, the old man's bad breath was enlightened.Dude, the first kiss is gone.

He has sacrificed to such an extent, and he can't give up halfway.

"Little trash, are you deaf?" Gu Haiyu raised his voice, "Wipe my sweat."

As if waking up from a dream, Mu Linxing raised his hand and pressed Gu Haiyu's forehead with his sleeve.

At this moment, he felt his grandma's pulse beat extremely weakly.

Afraid Mu Linxing was hallucinating, he clasped his grandma's wrist and breathed a sigh of relief, like a sinner waiting for pardon, waiting for a pulse.

Seeing this, Gu Haiyu lowered his head and put his ear on the old man's heart.

Deng.

Very light, very slow sound.

It's the sound of a heartbeat.

For a moment, Gu Haiyu had mixed feelings.The sound of the heartbeat gave him the feeling that he was outside the delivery room in the cold, hearing his brother crying in the morning sun; kneeling in front of Baoxiang's solemn Buddha statue, knocking the wooden fish for the first time.The master said that crossing people is crossing oneself. He seemed to have a glimpse of a corner, but it was like an ungraspable current, which disappeared in a flash.All that was left was the sweaty and sore arms, and the sore face.

Mu Linxing took out the medicine from the drawer and gave it to the old man to swallow, took out his mobile phone and called an ambulance.

Gu Haiyu was surprised to find that he was crying.Unlike his younger brother and Huang Heyuan's whooping cry, he was expressionless and very quiet when he cried, like a wet towel that was wrung to the extreme and could only squeeze out a drop or two of water.This way of crying is really meaningless.

"Little trash," Gu Haiyu raised his long leg, kicked his calf, and said with a gruff smile, "Cry a little bit for me."

Mu Linxing wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, then raised his head, and asked coldly, "Is it related to you that my grandma has become like this?"

"Maybe it has nothing to do with it," Gu Haiyu recalled his kick on the door, "It might have."

Mu Linxing's face was ugly, and he stared at him warily, Gu Haiyu licked his teeth, "But you kicked me indiscriminately, you have to pay for it."

After finishing speaking, Gu Haiyu raised his fist towards Mu Linxing's face. Mu Linxing closed his eyes reflexively, and raised his hand to protect his head. It seemed that he had done this many times to protect his head, and he was used to it.

thump.

Gu Haiyu mercilessly hit back, missed the head, and hit Mu Linxing's arm.After shaking his hands, he finally remembered that Huang He was coming from afar and called him on QQ.

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"Hello?!" Huang Heyuan babbled and answered the phone.

"How is it?" Gu Haiyu's casual voice came from the other end of the phone.

"quick……"

"Are you almost there?"

"I'm almost out of breath." Huang Heyuan said.

"..." Gu Haiyu paused, "You can't outrun a woman wearing high heels? You are so weak."

"Fart, fart!" Huang Heyuan hung up the phone.

That woman really had a ghost in her heart. After running downstairs, she didn't even wait for the ambulance, and wanted to run away from Huang He.Huang Heyuan caught up with her, and the two fought for a long time, his neck and face were scratched with hot red marks, but the woman took the opportunity to escape, got on the electric car, and drove along the path by the river.

Huang Heyuan is chasing the electric car right now, the drizzle is heavy, and the mist on the riverside is light and light. He is running at the fastest speed in his life, and he still distances himself from the electric car.

"Damn it, catch a thief!!!" Huang He saw a man with a small blue umbrella fishing by the river from afar, "Grandpa with a blue umbrella, help me, catch a thief!"

In the cool mist, the uncle turned his face away.

Huang Heyuan: "...!!

! ”

The bangs that seem to be able to block bullets, the skin so white that it glows, and the outrageous black-rimmed glasses form an ordinary white cloud.

"Bai... Yunjian!" Huang Heyuan pointed out breathlessly, the woman was riding an electric bike and was about to pass by Bai Yunjian.

It was too late, but it was too late, Bai Yunjian let go of his umbrella, raised his fishing rod, and lightly slapped the tire of the electric car.The woman screamed, and the electric car slanted to the side, slowing down.He ensured that this speed was safer, rushed forward, and pulled out the key of the electric car.

The woman seemed to be crazy, and she rushed towards the white clouds with her teeth and claws open. A fishing line was twisted between the white clouds and wrapped around the woman's neck.

When Huang Heyuan arrived, the battle was over, and the woman was covered with fishing line, writhing on the ground like a maggot, trembling all over, and let out an ugly roar from her throat.

"What's wrong?" Huang Heyuan frowned, "You didn't care about her? This aunt...is she suffering from some kind of illness?"

"Call the police." Bai Yunjian said, "She looks like a drug addict."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian looked at Huang Heyuan and hesitated to speak.

"Why? I have nothing to do with this aunt."

"I know." Bai Yunjian said, "Can I get reimbursed for the fishing rod? It's quite expensive, it costs 188."

"Ah, okay, I'll quote you two hundred." Huang Heyuan thought in disbelief, how could he be fishing by the river when he was only seventeen, wouldn't it be good to fish on the computer?