Unpretentious campus essay

Huang Heyuan has learned many scientific principles, but still firmly believes that there are supernatural forces in this world.Moreover, his belief is well-founded, he has really seen ghosts.When he was a child, he still couldn't understand that the death of his mother meant that he would never see her again. He looked for his mother everywhere, and if he couldn't find her, he wouldn't go to sleep, crying until he got sick and had a fever.

One night when he was crying deliriously, his giant mother came in from the door, knelt by the bed, patted his back gently, and coaxed him to sleep.Half asleep and half awake, I heard her say in a daze, "I have become the wind, the rain, and the chemical formula. Although I can't see it, I will always be there..."

Although Huang Heyuan woke up the next morning and found Huang Zhenhua in women's clothing lying on the bed, very eye-catching... But he had confirmed many times that his father was afraid of being exposed, so he only patted his back and never spoke to him.So for so many years, Huang Heyuan firmly believed that his mother turned into a ghost and came back to see him!

Huang He is far from afraid of the mother ghost, but he is afraid of all other ghosts.When going down the stairs, I can't wait to walk next to the white clouds. Every time the voice-activated light turns on, Huang Heyuan will squeeze beside him suspiciously, muttering words, and rap with a ghostly flow: "The monsters and ghosts leave quickly, the ghosts and ghosts hurry up!" Leaving... demons, ghosts, monsters, fast, leave, open..." (Note: "The Adventures of Jackie Chan")

Bai Yunjian endured and endured but still couldn't, "Can you stay away from me?"

"I don't." Huang Heyuan remained vigilant, "Stairs are a very dangerous place. Haven't you watched horror movies? There may be ghosts in the dark corner of the stairs, waiting for you to push you down when you go downstairs. And For example, if the stairs are endless, we will be trapped on this floor forever. There is also a campus legend that when the stairs are walking, there is an extra step. If you step on it, you will go to another world, and you will go back. not coming."

Bai Yunjian: "..." It's true that the more people who are afraid of ghosts, the more they like to engage in supernatural activities, and the more they engage in supernatural activities, the more they are afraid of ghosts, showing a hopelessly proportional function trend.So stupid.

Bai Yunjian is not afraid of ghosts, but he is afraid of Huang Heyuan falling down the stairs. Seeing him squeezed over, he endured the discomfort and did not hide, "It's okay, watch the road."

Fortunately, none of the supernatural events that Huang Heyuan was worried about happened.The two went down the stairs safely. When they walked out of the Yulan Building, there were still many students on the road.

Huang Heyuan breathed a sigh of relief, and the burden of forcing the king came back immediately, "Ah, as expected of me, the chosen one, with my own auspicious light, and ghosts and ghosts are all scum. Give me a call and I'll protect you."

Bai Yunjian: "... I thank you."

The two walked forward for a while under the mottled shadow of the camphor tree, and Bai Yunjian stopped at the intersection.

"I'm going for a run. Goodbye."

"????" Huang Heyuan has always adhered to the life principle of "eat more, sleep more and move less", and said in disbelief: "Running on the playground? Are you trying to hide from me?"

"No. I run every night."

Huang Heyuan suffered a mental shock.He doesn't like running, but there are more than 300 meters away from the dormitory, and he has to climb the fifth floor to reach the dormitory.

Potential hazards exist on every floor.

"Then I'll go with you." Huang Heyuan pouted.

Bai Yunjian curled his lips into a smile, and said lightly and slowly: "The Chosen One has his own auspicious light, and demons and ghosts are scum."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"The chosen one can go back to the dormitory by himself first."

Huang Heyuan frowned: "I'm here to protect you, okay?!"

Bai Yunjian's life is peaceful and his schedule is regular, which is largely due to the fact that he will not change his schedule easily. Even if he stands in the military posture for a day during military training, he still has to go for a run.

It was a trivial matter for Huang Heyuan to run with him, and he didn't need to change his habits.

"Are you going to follow me? You can wait for me here." Bai Yunjian asked.

"No, I will always protect you!"

Bai Yunjian: "..." Huang Heyuan is really a strange creature who wants to save face and suffer.

In this way, the two warmed up and started running on the playground.

At the beginning, Huang Heyuan was able to keep pace with him, but after running around, Huang Heyuan fell behind him.

The night wind was blowing gently, lifting his bangs among the white clouds. In front of him was an extended red plastic runway, and there was no one there.Only at this time, he can safely let the wind mess up his hair, revealing his face.

And behind him was Huang Heyuan's panting sound, pierced into his ears through the whistling wind.

Apparently, the young master doesn't exercise much, and he only ran a kilometer, and he seems to be dying.

"Hey... how far do you have to run?" Huang Heyuan asked from behind.

Bai Yunjian had to run at least two kilometers at a constant speed, but Huang Heyuan obviously couldn't keep up, "You go to the side and wait for me."

"No... OK." In Huang Heyuan's mind, this is not just a matter of fear of ghosts, but also a matter of a man's dignity. He can run as far as Bai Yunjian can run!He never admits defeat!

Bai Yunjian was as fast as a second hand, ticking and ticking forward at a constant speed, Huang Heyuan gritted his teeth and went straight to catch up, out of breath, and insisted on keeping a distance of less than five meters from Bai Yunjian.

If he keeps running like this, his legs will be sore tomorrow.Bai Yunjian thought to himself, if he loses the strength to walk back to the dormitory later, will he make a fuss to make him carry it?

Although it doesn't matter for a man to carry a man, but if it is Huang Heyuan, it is a little weird.If he lay on his back, wouldn't it be in response to the ancient poem "The Yellow River is far above the white clouds"?

Bai Yunjian stopped slowly, combed with five fingers, and straightened his thick bangs before turning around and saying, "It's over, let's go back."

Huang Heyuan took a deep breath, "Damn it, my legs are sore."

Bai Yunjian blurted out decisively: "I won't recite."

"Oh, you want to recite... I won't let you recite it yet." Huang Heyuan stomped his feet.

Huang Heyuan climbed up to the fifth floor by virtue of his own willpower. Afraid of going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he dared not suck neinei before going to bed. After washing up strongly, he got into bed with the lights off.

After finishing yoga before going to bed, it was exactly eleven o'clock, and Huang Heyuan was about to go to bed.With both hands resting on the edge of the quilt, I had just closed my eyes for 5 minutes, and several ghost stories had already passed through my mind.It's all because he has such a good memory, the ghost movies in his head are vivid and colorful, and the ghost stories are full of details.He slept on the upper bunk, with a table underneath, could the ghost be back to back with him through the bed board?

The bed creaked softly, but the roommate next door obviously didn't move. What was that turning over?It, it may have turned over under the bed board...

Huang Heyuan stared at the ceiling motionlessly: I will never get better again TAT!

At the same time, Bai Yunjian turned over.He ran less than a kilometer today, and his schedule was disrupted, which caused him some insomnia at night.

Close your eyes, the sound of the wind echoed in your mind, as well as Huang Heyuan's rapid panting.His panting is light and sometimes heavy, light because he is enduring, heavy, because he can't help it.He held his breath and spoke as calmly as possible, and then snorted nasally after speaking.

forget.Bai Yunjian turned over again and rubbed his ears.Excellent memory is a double-edged sword, and I don't know why everything that happened tonight is played in a loop in my mind.

Bai Yunjian stared at the ceiling calmly, frantically hitting the delete button in his mind.

The night passed.

Gu Haiyu was always the first to get up in the dormitory, he came in steaming with irons lifted from the balcony, just when the wake-up bell rang.

The Baiyun Room is usually the second one in the bedroom.He is used to getting up at the right time, he will not wake up others too early, and he will not wake up too late, so as not to be late.

When the wake-up music was played halfway, Bai Yunjian just woke up, and happened to meet Gu Haiyu's eyes.

"Oh? You have dark circles under your eyes, didn't you sleep well?" Gu Haiyu asked.

"Ah."

Bai Yunjian's skin was fair, and the dark circles under his eyes were particularly obvious. Gu Haiyu laughed, and walked towards the water room with the washbasin in his hand.

There were not many people in the water room, Gu Haiyu saw Huang Heyuan as soon as he entered.

Huang Heyuan was wearing bright yellow silk pajamas and standing in front of the window. He was rubbing facial cleanser on his fluffy head with his fluffy head up.

"Huang Sang, good morning." Gu Haiyu put the basin under the faucet next to him.

"...Morning." Huang Heyuan turned his head and glanced at Gu Haiyu, with a resentful tone.

Gu Haiyu brushed his teeth with water, Huang Heyuan lowered his head to wash off the foam on his face, took out a face towel, and wiped his face carefully.

Gu Haiyu only used a rough towel to wash his face. He had never seen such a magical thing as a face towel, so he turned his head to look at Huang Heyuan curiously.

"Oh, why are your eye circles dark?"

Huang Heyuan was frightened by the imagination of his rectal prolapse all night, and fell asleep at dawn, his head was dizzy, and he reacted for a while before saying: "Who else is black?"

"Boss Bai, he is darker than you."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Gu Haiyu teased: "You two... Could it be that while we were sleeping... that and that went?"

Huang He regained his energy when he was far away, and roared in a low voice: "Climb for me! It's all your fault!"

Huang Heyuan's hands were wet with water, and he flicked Gu Haiyu's face a few times, making a gesture to leave, but Gu Haiyu suddenly grabbed him, and said in a low voice: "Huang Sang, let me tell you something. Last time I went to Sixteen In the middle, I called the wrong person."

Huang Heyuan: "..." It's really a typo.

"My mother asked me to compensate him. Will you accompany me?"

As soon as Huang Heyuan thought about it, he felt wrong, "Shouldn't the parents come forward to solve this kind of thing? Even if your mother is inconvenient, ask the secretary to go, or hire a lawyer. You go, what if we fight again?"

Gu Haiyu didn't have much confidence in himself, if Bai Yunjian hadn't come last time, he might have really beaten Mu Linxing to death.The fucking meaning is that one person does things and one person is responsible, let him solve it by himself, and let go of the harsh words. If something happens again this time, he will be sentenced if he should be sentenced, and he will never come to fish him.

"So, someone has to follow me." Gu Haiyu said jokingly, "I have a brain problem, and I can't control my emotions well."

"It depends on your mood." Huang Heyuan thought for a while, "I'll give you an answer on Friday."

Seeing Huang Heyuan's arrogant expression, Gu Haiyu knew that he agreed, "Thank you Lord Long En. Long live Huang Sang, long live, long live!"

"

I didn't promise you, thank you fart. "

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When washing his face, Huang Heyuan was still a little energetic, but when he entered the classroom, he slumped to the ground.

He finally understood why the male protagonists in novels and anime liked to sleep on the table. Although the table was hard, he was so sleepy that he closed his eyelids, no matter how hard it was, he could fall asleep.

After sleeping in the morning reading class, the first period is math class.

Xing Zhanhong walked into the classroom with the test paper in his arms, and asked Lei Jinlong to hand out the test paper.

Lei Jinlong walked over and took the test paper, "Teacher, what score do I get?"

Xing Zhanhong smiled, "You are 145, the last question is a bit difficult, your thinking is right, but you are wrong."

"Ah, too careless." Lei Jinlong said regretfully.

"Xueba, give me some way to survive, 145 points, is it No.1 again? Are you going to let us mortals have a good life? Huh, huh..." Some students started to cry.

"It's just luck." Lei Jinlong smiled and began to hand out the test papers.

Lei Jinlong likes exams, and even more likes handing out test papers.He can clearly know the level of the students in the class, and hand out the test papers with lower grades than him, which makes him feel safe.And appreciating the frustrated or regretful expressions of his classmates is his greatest pleasure after the results come out.

xx scored 128 points this time, an improvement of 8 points from the last time.

xxx92 points, actually 20 points lower than the preliminary test, did you not eat enough during the test?

Bai Yunjian scored 125, and he also scored 125 in the last test, what a coincidence.

Xu Buti got a score of 113, um... It's a pity that he worked so hard and couldn't get a high score in the exam.

140 points, only five points lower than him.who is it?

As soon as Lei Jinlong looked away, three characters that seemed to be falling apart twisted into his eyes. The first character seemed to be Huang, and the upper part of Huang was deliberately written in the shape of a crown, making the already distorted characters even more nondescript.It took him a while to confirm that it was the words "Yellow River Far".

28 points in the preliminary test, 140 points in yesterday's test.How is it possible, who did he copy, or did he buy the answer?

Lei Jinlong was shocked, and quickly scanned Huang Heyuan's test paper.

Two points will be deducted for the rolled noodles.

Two points will be deducted for not writing and explaining characters.

One point is deducted for each major question, but the specific mistakes are not circled.

Why are points deducted?Lei Jinlong looked carefully, and was horrified to find that Huang Heyuan's final answers to every major question were correct, but he was missing a step.Some of them did not write the formula, and some just wrote an equation, and immediately got the value of x.

If, he writes better, if he writes the word "jie", if he doesn't skip steps...

150 points, full marks.

How can it be?He obviously looks like an idiot!

Lei Jinlong's heart palpitated for a while, and his eyes shot to the side of the podium.

Huang Heyuan was lying on the table with his legs outstretched across the aisle, his two feet wearing aj bumped against each other, looking silly.

Lei Jinlong squeezed Huang Heyuan's test paper uncontrollably, and put the test paper on his desk with the best acting skills in his life.

"You did well in the exam." Lei Jinlong said, "Excellent, excellent."

"Ah..." Huang Heyuan raised his eyelids listlessly and glanced, "Don't praise me, my opponent is only myself."

Lei Jinlong choked up, "Shall we have lunch together? I invite you."

Huang Heyuan rubbed his eyes, "It's not that I can't afford it. Why invite me to dinner suddenly?"

Lei Jinlong: "It seems that you are not energetic. Could it be that you were disturbed by my snoring again? I was very careful yesterday."

There was no Lei Jinlong snoring last night, which made the whole dormitory gloomy and made him unable to sleep.But Huang Heyuan wouldn't say this kind of reason, embarrassing.

"None of your business. I'm going to eat on the second floor."

Lei Jinlong laughed, the corners of his mouth twitched abnormally, "Okay."

Huang Heyuan read the math test paper again, there was no need to listen, and fell asleep for two more math classes.

When it came to English class, Huang Heyuan couldn't fall asleep.

Every school has a Miejue Shitai.English teacher Chen Sike deserved it.She has a net height of 1.5 meters [-], and has been walking on thin and long high-heeled shoes all year round. The sound of chopping chopping can be heard from a long distance, like a kitchen knife chopping meat, which makes people's hearts tighten.Although in the novel, taking the college entrance examination casually means that the protagonists of Peking University and Tsinghua University have already wandered around, but in Qunxian No. [-] Middle School, it is an honor for students to be admitted to Fudan University, and they can hang banners at the school gate to celebrate.In the past five years, only three students from No. [-] Middle School have been admitted to Peking University, and the class she led accounted for two of them.So, don't say that the students are afraid of her, the school leaders also respect the teacher too.

Huang Heyuan heard someone knocking on his table in his sleep, looked up, and was startled by Chen Sike's inhuman face.

"You are the new student, Huang Heyuan?" Chen Sike broke down and said quickly, "You didn't pass the test, and you didn't come to the English class last time."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang He is far from being a dead house in vain. He has a fatal weakness, that is, he cannot communicate with women casually and relaxedly, no matter if it is a little girl or an old lady.He was able to quarrel with Huang Zhenhua and fight violently, but he was very polite to the nanny aunt at home. The auntie's fried food was unpalatable, so he didn't say much.

"In my class, you can't sleep. If you are sleepy, you can stand behind."

"Oh……"

"I have seen your math and Chinese scores in the basic test. If your Chinese is so poor, there is a high probability that your English will not be good. If you can't keep up with my class rhythm, I won't wait for you. I will ask my classmates to borrow notes after class. I know Yet?"

"Oh." Huang Heyuan yawned, "I see."

Chen Sike's English class does not focus on fun, and is highly exam-oriented. Two classes are 80 minutes, 25 minutes for new lessons, and the rest of the time is used for taking notes.

New words + common phrases + example sentences are shown on the PPT, followed by real college entrance examination questions.The whole class was silent, copying the content on the PPT in a hurry.

Only Huang Heyuan stepped on the horizontal bar, staring at the PPT rocking chair.

"The Yellow River is far away." Chen Sike's extinct face collapsed to the extreme, "The whole class is copying notes, what are you doing? Staring at the projector, expecting knowledge to pour into your brain like water? Don't be in a daze, don't have a notebook first Write it on scratch paper."

"No need." Huang Heyuan snorted, "I'm reciting it."

The corner of Chen Sike's mouth twitched, "Do you think you are a genius? What did I write on the last slide?"

"Since you asked the question sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully..." Huang Heyuan stood up, posing a deep thinker pose, the classmates burst into laughter, and Chen Sike's face was frighteningly dark.

"Equipment..." Huang Heyuan opened his mouth, with perfect pronunciation and standard pronunciation, but the memorized rhythm sounded a bit strange, as if he was singing rap.

Chen Sike frowned, asked him to sit down, and continued to play the PPT.

When the get out of class was about to end, when all 15 words had been played, Chen Sike suddenly called Huang Heyuan's name.

"Huang Heyuan," Chen Sike stared at Huang Heyuan's face, "What did you put in the tenth PPT?"

"If you ask me to answer, I feel very shameless." Huang Heyuan pursed his lips, sounding aggrieved.

Chen Sike: "..."

She couldn't help but think back to what Yan Hui said to her, "Mr. Chen, the new classmate is a bit strange. You, don't be as knowledgeable as him. He has to be coaxed. You can teach him how you teach elementary school students. He will Surprise for you."

Chen Sike has been teaching for more than 30 years and has never coaxed students. She believes that the potential of students is squeezed out by high pressure, and what can be coaxed out!

"Some people's instant memory is really good, but in the face of the college entrance examination, instant memory is useless. It's like a living funnel, as much as it pours in, it leaks out. Are you leaking now?"

"One more thing." Huang Heyuan said.

"Then pour out the little bit you have left and let me hear it."

"Why?" Huang Heyuan snorted, "I didn't recite words just for you."

"The Yellow River is far away!" Chen Sike's voice was high-pitched, and it sounded sharp and sharp.

If Yan Hui yelled at him like that, Huang Heyuan would definitely jump up, but he really lacks experience in dealing with women, so he pouted, "Okay, just memorize it. I'll recite 15 words together for you, don't be angry .”

"Exchange..."

Huang Heyuan's speaking speed in English has a wonderful sense of rhythm. Chen Sike heard something wrong, and it seemed that there was a problem with the order, but she quickly realized that Huang Heyuan had arranged and combined all the words and example sentences by himself. The way of rhyming is combined together, Huang Heyuan carries it behind his back, and he also added movements.

"skr, skr, cheer up everybody! yo!"

A strange tingling sensation gripped the hearts of all the students in the class. Many years later, they could all accurately recall the fear of being dominated by Huang Heyuan's awkward King power.

Chen Sike: "..." This is an alien student the principal poached from an alien planet!

Fortunately, the bell rang for the end of get out of class at this time, and the long bell for the end of get out of class brought the prelude to Huang Heyuan's embarrassing singing. Chen Sike threw down a sentence, "Huang Heyuan, come with me to the office." and left in a hurry.

Chen Sike had to change his teaching methods for students like Huang Heyuan, "Before the college entrance examination, all knowledge systems must become a framework. I admit that you have a good memory, but English does not rely solely on memory. Tell me, how do you do it?" So, you just take notes?"

"The pen can move by itself." Huang Heyuan said sincerely.

Chen Sike: "..." She recalled Yan Hui's words again.

"Do you want a little red flower?" When she said this, she felt inexplicably ashamed, "Take a note, a little red flower."

Huang Heyuan raised his eyebrows, "What kind of little red flower?"

Chen Sike didn't have any little red flowers at all, so he opened the drawer and looked, only the Barbie doll dress-up stickers that her granddaughter who was in elementary school accidentally left here.

This kind of sticker has a Barbie princess in a bikini on it, and a variety of clothes next to it, which can be used to dress up the princess.

"...This kind."

Chen Sike looked up at Huang Heyuan with a sullen face, and was horrified to find that his eyes had brightened and became radiant.

"It's pretty pretty." Huang Heyuan nodded, "All right, don't play tricks."

Chen Sike: "..." The strangest student in his career may have appeared!

Huang Heyuan left the office, Lei Jinlong was standing at the door waiting for him.

"Wait for me?" Huang Heyuan was a little surprised.

"Of course, we made an appointment to have dinner together." Lei Jinlong said.

"Do you want to be friends with me?" Huang Heyuan asked.

"Of course." Lei Jinlong was enthusiastic, "Don't hang out with Gu Haiyu and the others every day. Excellent people have to play with excellent people to be even better."

For the next week, Lei Jinlong basically had dinner with Huang Heyuan, trying to study his learning methods.Learning from the barbarians to control the barbarians, he must keep his number one throne!