Unpretentious campus essay

At midnight, the statistics of the annual anchor list stopped. C ranked first on the list for five consecutive years. His profile picture was like a cloud, hanging high above Luo Daximelon's profile picture, and his manager was very happy to see it.

"God C, let me tell you why you are so calm!" The manager said with admiration, "It turns out there is someone behind you!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Bai Yunjian himself didn't know that there would be such a backhand, so he dealt with the manager a few words, turned off the computer and went to the kitchen.He wouldn't be in a bad mood if he lost this kind of game, but this kind of winning made him feel happy. He took out a matcha cake from the refrigerator, and walked to the second floor with the corners of his lips curled up.

Tomorrow I will be able to go to Shanghai to see the distance of the Yellow River, so I will eat cake tonight to celebrate.

The bedroom door was opened a crack, and the room was dark, with no light at all.

There is a problem, Bai Yunjian thought, he obviously opened the curtains in the morning, at least the light from the yard would come in, and it is obviously unreasonable for the room to be completely dark now.

He took a step back outside the door, a gust of wind blew around him, and it seemed that a black shadow rushed towards him, Bai Yunjian didn't even think about it, a small cake was pasted with his backhand, and he even kicked him.

There was a muffled sound in the darkness, accompanied by a woo-wa, which was extremely familiar.

"Brother Yuan?!"

Snapped.Bai Yunjian pressed the switch, and the bright silver lights poured down. Huang Heyuan was seen kneeling on the carpet, lowering his head and covering his stomach, his back trembling slightly.

Because he wasn't sure if it was a thief or a prank, Bai Yunjian didn't use much effort. If he kicked someone else, he might think that this person was exaggerating, but when the kick fell on him, he was "soft and soft." Powerless" husband, the situation is completely different.

"How is it?" Bai Yunjian knelt in front of Huang Heyuan, "Where does it hurt!"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian stretched out his hand to support him, "Come on, I'll take you to the hospital to take a film to see the internal organs."

Huang Heyuan raised his face, his face was covered with white and green cream, he blinked his thick eyelashes, and big drops of tears rolled down, "...The hearts of the widows are heartbroken."

Bai Yunjian raised his hand to wipe the cake on his face, Huang Heyuan waved his hand away, pouted his mouth in grievance.

Originally planning to propose today, he wore a 10,000+ suit, had his hair styled for half an hour, and the hirer put on makeup for him.And he also installed a video camera in the room, trying to capture the scene of his romantic proposal.

The result? Before Bai Yunjian could appreciate his peerless face, his face was covered with cakes, not to mention his hairstyle, and his make-up was gone. How unreasonable is this? What kind of marriage proposal, wow!

"Brother Yuan, I'm sorry," Bai Yunjian leaned over to rub his face, Huang Heyuan leaned back, and the two of them rubbed their cheeks together through a layer of sticky and sweet cake.

Huang Heyuan pouted, not very angry anymore, "What are you doing, both of you are dirty now."

"I was going to take a shower." Bai Yunjian reached into Huang Heyuan's sweater, rua rua his warm belly, "Where did the kick hit you just now?"

"Right here." Huang Heyuan whispered with tears in his eyes, "A little further down, Huang Dazhiling will be kicked again. Then I will definitely be permanently impotent!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Huang Heyuan thought about it, and smiled through his tears, "Ha, then you can't lie down and enjoy it. The salted fish's dream is broken, and you will suffer it yourself."

Seeing his smile, Bai Yunjian breathed a sigh of relief, spread his legs and hugged Huang Heyuan in his arms, pinched his belly lightly, stuck out his tongue while pinching, and licked the cream on his face delicately.

"Hey, don't lick." Huang Heyuan blinked.

"Why?" Bai Yunjian asked, "Are you still? Angry?"

"Cough, no, I put on a little makeup." Huang Heyuan said, "Don't eat the liquid foundation."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Only then did Bai Yunjian realize that Huang Heyuan was dressed unusually today.The suit on his body is very expensive, and he only wears it when attending high-end receptions, and he usually does not wear liquid foundation, and usually only wears sunscreen.

"...Brother Yuan," Bai Yunjian curled his fingers, "Did you wear it specially for me to see?"

"Otherwise who else could it be?" Huang Heyuan stood up, while Bai Yunjian was still sitting on the carpet, looking at the floor with downcast eyes.Huang Heyuan knew that when Bai Yunjian squinted his eyes, he felt bored, and drooping eyelids indicated that he was a little depressed.That's right, I was going to eat a small cake, but the cake was gone, and I accidentally kicked him, I'm sure he won't be happy.

He stretched out his hand to pull Bai Yunjian up, and comforted him: "I was also at fault. I shouldn't hide in the house like a thief to scare you. Do you want me to kick you harder? It's okay, I don't hurt anymore. Let's take a bath together, huh?"

Bai Yunjian took Huang Heyuan's hand and stood up, stepped forward to help him take off his clothes, Huang Heyuan suddenly remembered that the ring was still in his pocket, and quickly refused, "I will take it off myself!"

Bai Yunjian tilted his head, "Are you wearing dark purple pilling thermal underwear, are you afraid of being seen by me?"

"Damn it, when will the stalk of thermal underwear pass!"

Bai Yunjian's eyes swept across Huang Heyuan's body like searchlights, and then looked at the computer desk with a video camera on it.

"Brother Yuan, what do you want to shoot?"

Bai Yunjian's eyes were piercing, as if he had already guessed everything, Huang Heyuan didn't want to propose marriage in such an unromantic situation at all, so he looked around nervously and said to him, "It's been a long time since we met again, and it's rare for me to marry you like this!" Handsome. Okay, come and help me undress."

Bai Yunjian stepped forward to take off Huang Heyuan's windbreaker, and pinched the pocket calmly - there was nothing.

He took Huang Heyuan's trousers and pinched the pockets—there was nothing.

Bai Yunjian looked at Huang Heyuan in bewilderment, he had no pockets to put the ring in, and he had nothing on his hands.Isn't it a marriage proposal?

Bai Yunjian turned around and hung his clothes and trousers on the back of the chair, and at that moment, Huang Heyuan stuffed the ring between his fingers under the pillow without anyone noticing it.

Huang Heyuan never expected that the magic tricks Huang Zhenhua taught him when he was young could one day be used to hide rings!

The two were soaking in the bathtub, Bai Yunjian was still touching Huang Heyuan's belly, "Is it really not painful?"

"Really." Huang Heyuan said, "Stop touching it, what kind of expression do you have, as if I'm pregnant."

Bai Yunjian smiled, and leaned over to kiss Huang Heyuan. After the kiss, he was confused again.Huang Heyuan didn't even have a ring in his mouth, and he would never put a ring in his butt with his cleanliness, so it really wasn't a marriage proposal.

Huang Heyuan said before that he wanted to propose first, so he kept waiting.Unexpectedly, waiting left and right would always fail, so it seemed that he had to be one step ahead.

"I'm ready." Huang Heyuan said shyly, "Do you want to do it?"

Bai Yunjian: "...what?"

Bai Yunjian was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the hint of Huang Heyuan's ID "The world owes sunflowers" on the screen, swam over to hold Huang Heyuan's face, bit his soft lips, smiled lowly, "Fuck."

This is more than three hours.

It was more than four o'clock in the morning, and the Yellow River was still far away? I didn't fall asleep.

It's not that he's not tired, the white clouds are as persistent as ever, and now he's lying on the bed, his mind is still floating comfortably, and the empty-nest sunflowers have been enriched a lot.

The only thing is, why didn't any of the more than 600 packages bought by Baiyunjian be used?

What about the wonderful house he imagined at Fifty Degrees?

He will leave tomorrow, although Bai Yunjian said this time that he would go to Shanghai with him, but he couldn't take the things he bought with him.

Impossible, according to Bai Yunjian's temperament, at least one or two things will be used.Didn't he buy skirts and sex toys?what is that?

Huang Heyuan was so curious that he couldn't sleep.

After five o'clock, the chickens in the yard started crowing again. Huang Heyuan heard Huang Zhenhua's "tsk tsk tsk" feeding the chickens, and immediately tiptoed up, wrapped in a down jacket, and went to the yard to find his father.

Huang Zhenhua was shocked, "Son, when did you come back?"

"Hush!" Huang Heyuan lowered his voice, "I came back last night. Dad, where did Yunjiang take those packages?"

"Oh, you ask Xiaobai yourself," Huang Zhenhua said helplessly, "You two are playing Infernal Affairs?"

Huang Zhenhua didn't say anything, but he knew it.There is only one place in Yunhe Villa that is still vacant, and that is the basement under Building A.The basement has not been decorated, and it is still a cement embryo, which is the most suitable for hiding things.

"Huang Zhenhua, accompany me to the basement."

"The basement?" Huang Zhenhua frowned, "You don't doubt that Xiaobai hides the body there, do you?"

Huang Heyuan: "?????"

The courage of father and son is in the same line, one is as big as mung bean and the other is as big as sesame.Sesame Mung Dou, you support me, and I help you, and we walked to the basement together with a flashlight.

Huang Zhenhua: "Why don't you still pay? Forget it. In case Xiaobai wants to surprise you, how bad would it be if you knew in advance?"

Huang Heyuan: "I'm just going to take a look, I promise not to look too much."

"Is there something closed in the basement?"

"There may be some treasure hidden."

When the two walked to the door, Huang Heyuan jumped, "I knew it!"

A few months ago, the basement didn't even have a door, and now it not only has a door, but also a combination lock!

Huang Heyuan was keen on all decryption activities, rubbed his hands together, "I'll try Yunjiang's birthday first!"

drop.wrong password.

Try your own birthday again.

drop.wrong password.

Huang Heyuan stood in front of the door and pressed the passwords he could think of one by one. Huang Zhenhua shook his head, "Hey, you can't try it at all. You shouldn't have pressed it just now. You should use transparent tape to lift your fingerprints first. Look at Xiaobai's usual passwords. press any key."

"Don't make noise, then the fun of deciphering will be gone!"

Huang Zhenhua's voice sounded behind him, "Try 75975."

Huang He pressed 75975 far away without any hope, and the door popped open with two beeps.

"Damn it, Huang Zhenhua, how did you know that!"

"Hey, I didn't say that." Huang Zhenhua pointed embarrassingly behind Huang Heyuan, "Xiaobai is here."

Huang Heyuan turned his head, Bai Yunjian was standing behind him wrapped in a blanket, looking at him with a smile.

Huang Heyuan: "..." No wonder Huang Zhenhua's voice came from behind just now, it turned out that Bai Yunjian was imitating his father's voice.

"I'm curious..." Huang Heyuan scratched his face, "What's inside?"

Bai Yunjian smiled, "I'll take you in to have a look."

Huang Zhenhua winked very much. If he could read the contents inside, Bai Yunjian would have shown him, "Daddy is going to make breakfast, you two come and eat after reading."

After Huang Zhenhua slipped away, Huang Heyuan's attention was still on decryption, "Why is the password 75975?"

Bai Yunjian smiled: "Brother Yuan, think about it yourself first."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian pushed open the door, and the originally pitch-black environment sensed human voices, and blue lights lit up.

The two were walking in a narrow corridor. The corridor was full of sense of technology. The door at the end seemed to be made of fine steel. Huang Heyuan looked more and more familiar, "Isn't this the door of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"Yes." Bai Yunjian said, "But it cannot be switched on or off, because there is a fire hazard."

Even if it can't be opened, it's still very cool. Huang Heyuan touched it, "I used to have one at home, and I showed you around, remember..."

As Huang Heyuan was speaking, he suddenly realized something, looked up at the white clouds, his throat was choked, and he couldn't say a word.

No way, no way... But this is Baiyunjian, so it's not surprising to do such a thing.Because, he is Bai Yunjian.

Raising his hand to quickly wipe away his tears, he followed Bai Yunjian forward, and his vision suddenly became clear.

There are more than a dozen rows of shelves lined up in the entire room, the first few rows of shelves are full of figurines, and the arrangement order is extremely familiar, which is his usual arrangement hobby.

In other words, when he took Bai Yunjian to visit his figure library, Bai Yunjian memorized the appearance, position, and arrangement order of each figure model exactly, and restored it in this basement.Even if he doesn't know most of the figure figures at all.

"You..." Huang Heyuan's legs were already weak from being fucked, but now he was shocked by the figurines and almost knelt down, "How the hell did you do it?"

In fact, this is not easy to do, but Bai Yunjian did not want to talk about the twists and turns, and said jokingly, "Because, I am the eternal god."

"You are not. I don't like you to be a god. You are..." Huang Heyuan hugged Bai Yunjian tightly, took a deep breath, "The one I love."

Bai Yunjian raised his left hand and rubbed the back of Huang Heyuan's head.His right hand was hidden under the blanket, and the ring box hurt his hand.

Now seems like a good time to propose.Don't be nervous, just kneel down and propose as you did in the previous rehearsal.

"Fuck!" Huang Heyuan yelled suddenly, "I know!"

Bai Yunjian was so yelled at that he almost dropped the ring box, "...what do you know?"

"Password!" Huang Heyuan looked at him excitedly, "Isn't it the nine keys of Pinyin? The first letter of the sunflower in the world corresponds to the number 75975!"

"Yes." Bai Yunjian smiled, tightened the blanket tightly, and was about to kneel down on one knee, when Huang Heyuan called out as if he had discovered a new land, "What is that room for?"

The room was full of mirrors and looked very much like Fifty Shades Fun House.

Bai Yunjian straightened his knees silently, and smiled, "Haven't you been dancing hip-hop? You can come to this room to dance in the future. The little prince of hip-hop."

Huang Heyuan blushed: "..." I'm dirty, I'm polluted by Fifty Degrees Miao Miao House.

Bai Yunjian's eyes were strange: "...What did you think of just now?"

"nothing!"

Huang Heyuan poured out the yellow waste from his brain, his legs were weak from all kinds of complicated emotions, and he collapsed, squatting on the ground and wiping his tears, "So, you have been busy with this in Yunhe Villa for more than two months. , I still? Blame you for not accompanying me, sorry."

"There are so many figurines, some of them? They are out of print and sold at sky-high prices, and even if you have money, you can't buy them. Thank you, thank you Yunjiang...Wow...I knew I wouldn't have come to see it...My eyes hurt from crying..."

Bai Yunjian put the blanket on Huang Heyuan's back, ruarua his head, "Then don't cry, look at me."

"My eyes must be swollen from crying," Huang Heyuan said vaguely, "It's so ugly, I don't want to look at you."

"..." Bai Yunjian waited for Huang Heyuan's crying to subside, and then said softly, "Brother Yuan, take a look, just take a look."

Huang Heyuan raised his face with tears in his eyes. In his blurred vision, there were two rose-gold rings, a simple circle, no extra decorations, plain and unpretentious.Perhaps because of the refraction of the tears, a hallucinatory silver four-pointed star appeared around the ring, beautiful and bright.

"This..." Huang Heyuan stopped crying, looked at the ring, and then at Bai Yunjian's face, the red nostrils twitched uncontrollably.

"..." Bai Yunjian licked his lips, "Actually, I don't believe in eternity. But I believe in you... Huang Heyuan, can you wear my ring forever until it turns into ashes?"

"...You are so perverted." Huang Heyuan stretched out his hand impatiently, "But I can, I am willing!"

Bai Yunjian put the ring firmly on Huang Heyuan's middle finger. Huang Heyuan cried so hard that he put the ring on Bai Yunjian with trembling hands.The rose gold made Bai Yunjian's hand even whiter. I don't know what effect it would be to wear his silver ring.

"You... don't move..." Huang Heyuan moved, changed to kneeling on one knee, fished in his pocket, and took out his ring, which had a rough fate and repeated defeats.

"I've been waiting for a romantic and suitable atmosphere for a marriage proposal, but I never thought there would be accidents every time." Huang Heyuan wiped away tears, "I was thinking too much, in fact, it's romantic enough to have you around. Yun Jiang, Do you like sunflowers or little foxes?"

The diameter of the ring designed by Huang Heyuan can be adjusted, so Baiyun can choose anything.He chose Sunflower without hesitation.

Both of them had two rings on their middle fingers, one was plain and unpretentious, the other was full of childishness. The styles were clearly opposite, but they were inexplicably harmonious.

Huang Heyuan cried until his legs were weak, and Bai Yunjian walked out with him on his back.

Huang Heyuan lay on Bai Yunjian's back, looked at his hands over and over, very satisfied, and suddenly thought of something, "Yun Jiang, I decided to propose at night, so I only wore the ring, why did you also wear it?"

"I saw you and your dad going to the basement, so I took it with me." Bai Yunjian said, "I planned to propose to you here."

"why?"

Bai Yunjian walked around the figure store with Huang Heyuan on his back, and said with a smile, "Let your wives see, who do you love the most?"

"..." Unexpected? Very reasonable, if the demon concubine who harmed the country didn't like jealousy, what would she call her demon concubine?Huang Heyuan pecked at Bai Yunjian's ear, blushed and whispered, "I don't love you the most. I only love you."

作者有话要说：婚礼目前还没有灵感，我要酝酿几天。感谢在2021-04-0300:26:03~2021-04-0401:22:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Hurry up and post it to C sauce! ! , Listen, 00, answer 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：白泽20瓶；南非克拉10瓶；答5瓶；临渊空游2瓶；楚斯.1瓶；

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