Unpretentious campus essay

Just as Huang Heyuan expected, after returning to work, he was really busy? He was going to die, and that was nothing. What made him saddest was that he and Bai Yunjian lived a life of long-distance relationship.

His main business is in Shanghai, and he cannot easily move. In the past two months, Bai Yunjian basically stayed at Yunhe Villa.

Huang Heyuan realized again that he was a hypocrite.He said that he was not sure what Bai Yunjian would sacrifice for him to have his own life, but did he really wait for Bai Yunjian to go to work? Huang Heyuan wanted to stick with him again.

Moreover, he couldn't figure it out, Bai Yunjian's main work content was game live broadcast plus writing papers.The degree of freedom is extremely high, as long as you have a computer, you can be by his side, why do you have to? Go back to Yunhe Villa?

What's even more outrageous is that Huang Zhenhua, who wanted to install surveillance cameras on him in the past, also thought about it? He no longer wanted to keep him under his nose all the time, and followed Bai Yunjian back to City J.Because Yunhe Villa is just one mountain away from his mother's tomb, and he can also grow vegetables and raise chickens. It is Huang Zhenhua's ideal retirement resort.When the father-in-law looked at his son-in-law, the more he looked at him, the more pleasing he was, and Bai Yunjian gradually became? The second best son in his mind.

Huang Heyuan thinks? He can't call himself the king in the future? He should be called a widow now.

However, it is also beneficial for Huang Zhenhua to live with Bai Yunjian. From a third-party perspective, he can tell him what Bai Yunjian is up to.

Huang Zhenhua was a little dissatisfied, "Son, you and your dear old father are talking on the phone, how can you talk about Xiaobai?"

"I know what you're doing," Huang Heyuan said, "You post at least five Moments a day. I already know that the chickens at home laid five eggs in the morning. You took a nap at noon and you took it away." Three Chinese cabbages, wrote a pastoral poem, and developed a new magic..."

Huang Zhenhua felt that his circle of friends was full of wit and wit, but after being read by Huang Heyuan in this way, he insisted on reading out the boredom of middle-aged people who are idle and idle, and quickly interrupted, "Okay, don't read it anymore? You want to know Xiaobai What are you doing? You ask him directly? Isn’t it strange that I’m free to gossip about my son’s boyfriend?”

"I don't care, I'm going to ask you," Huang Heyuan said, "What has he been doing lately?"

"...I didn't do anything? I made the new kid cry, I wrote papers and slept in the middle of the day, and sometimes I stayed in the room and played games live." Huang Zhenhua smiled, "By the way, cook delicious food for dad Does it count?" Huang Heyuan: "..." Woow, he wants to eat too!

Huang Heyuan suddenly thought that Bai Yunjian had been living in J City, could it be because he said he was fed up by him two months ago and wanted to lose weight, so he went back to live on purpose?

"Then did he tell you why he didn't come to live with me in Shanghai?"

"No..." Huang Zhenhua thought for a while, "But there is one thing that I am very surprised about. Xiaobai has been receiving couriers, more than a dozen packages a day. But I have never seen him open it, and I don't know if I bought it. where to put things."

"How long has it been going on?"

"It's been almost two months?" Huang Zhenhua sighed, "Xiaobai knows more about shopping than you. Oh, is this gay?"

Huang Heyuan: "...Huang Zhenhua, don't make stereotypes."

The Yellow River is far away? I am confused.Bai Yunjian does not have a strong desire for shopping, and only likes to buy beautiful dresses and various fun/props online, but a dozen or so packages a day for two months is too exaggerated?

However, based on Huang Zhenhua's words, he has never seen Bai Yunjian unpack the package, which means that it is not something that is convenient for others to see. Apart from skirts and sex toys, he really can't think of what it is?

Assuming ten packages a day, there will be at least six hundred in sixty days.Could it be that Baiyunjian is going to change the Yunhe Villa into a Miaomiao House?

Huang Dazhi trembled - if he tried the six hundred props one by one, he would definitely be drained!

Hang up? On the phone, Huang Heyuan sent a WeChat message to Bai Yunjian, "Yunjiang, do you still have money to spend?"

Bai Yunjian sent an emoji of Maomao tilting his head in confusion, "Why do you ask that?"

"I'm not..." Huang Heyuan thought for a while, "Because I am the boss. The husband of the boss must not be short of money!"

Bai Yunjian calculated it in his head? Calculated Huang Heyuan's assets, and replied: "Maybe Mr. Ba's husband is richer than Mr. Ba."

The Yellow River was blocked for a while.It's right to think about it, it's not buying land to buy a house, skirts and sex toys won't cost a lot.

Sunflower: "Yunjiang, what have you been doing lately?"

Vixen: "Hit the year."

Huang Heyuan knew about this matter. As October and February approached, xya started to make the annual anchor list. In the past, Baiyun Jian was number one. This year is no exception, but this year's data is tight. Bai Yunjian didn't care about the possibility of the big watermelon catching up. He was so anxious to death that his manager cried out for him to increase the duration of the live broadcast. He was basically busy with the live broadcast these days.But tomorrow is the last day, will you be fine after playing?

It seems that Bai Yunjian didn't intend to tell him about the crazy online shopping of skirts and sex toys.I thought it was going to give him a surprise like decorating the room before!

Fox Spirit: Brother Yuan, I have something to do right now, let's talk later.

The Yellow River is far a little bitter: Are you sure?

Putting down the phone, Huang Heyuan opened the drawer, took out a black velvet brocade box, opened the lid, and there were two rings inside.

Both rings were designed by him himself.One is designed with a fox as the main body, and the ring is the fox's tail. Wearing it on the hand is like a fox hooking his finger with its tail.The other is a sunflower whose rhizome is the ring.The cost of these two rings is extremely high, but they look very childish, not like what a man should wear, so they haven't been given away yet.

Moreover, Huang Heyuan can never meet a suitable atmosphere. He didn't wear a ring when he was romantic, and he didn't think it was romantic enough to wear a ring.

hateful!Huang Heyuan frowned and thumped the table, can't wait any longer? This year, the ring must be given away!

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At [-] o'clock in the evening, Luo Daximelon's data soared, surpassing C, and became the number one on the list.

Bai Yunjian sat on the sofa, listening to his manager scolding his mother.

"Luo Daximelon was really praised after he joined the trade union, a puppet of capital, what are you talking about!"

"How dare you hire a sailor to lead the rhythm in your live broadcast room, fuck it!"

Bai Yunjian held the thermos cup and took a sip of water.

The manager went crazy, "God C, say something!"

"Calm down." Bai Yunjian said, "Second is second, it doesn't matter."

Manager: "..." Forget it? What is he counting on? God C is not a god at all, but a Buddha.

Bai Yunjian opened the live broadcast room and was dazzled by the screen full of gifts.

[First in the year?]

[come on]

[C god is worth it]

[The clouds continue to vote]

Bai Yunjian's mood was a bit complicated. He wanted to say that there was no need to fight so hard, but everyone's blood was boiling. He poured cold water on him, as if he didn't know what to do.

[Can fans of Luo Xigua go away]

[God C will not fall]

[C God yyds]

[Rotten Watermelon Cucumber]

The agent said that Luo Daxigua is a puppet of capital, but in fact he is similar.The purpose of holding the ranking event is to realize the love of fans.In the end, it may not be out of love anymore, it may be because of sunk costs, it may be hatred, or something like the desire to win.

A little boring.Fortunately, this year is the last year of the contract, so I don't have to do it next year?

"Don't quarrel," said Bai Yunjian, who had been sitting for a long time, felt a little pain in his back, and stretched his waist, "Thank you for your enthusiasm these past few days, don't spend any more money. Next, I will use more interesting live content Give back to everyone. Well, go to sleep."

[Hahahaha, God C, are you cowardly?]

[woo woo woo my baby]

[Hehe, seeing that the first one is hopeless, start to say nice words?]

[You can go to sleep, the live broadcast room must be open]

[Clouds don't give up]

[Scattering is the sky full of white clouds, falling is the great river]

[Rush again]

Seeing that Bai Yunjian was going to close the live broadcast room, the manager was so anxious that he pulled his swivel chair aside and persuaded, "God C, if you close it now, No.2 will not be kept!"

"There is no difference." Bai Yunjian said.

"Oh, can you be a little bit competitive, you canvassing votes, coaxing fans!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"Luo Daxigua dressed up as a woman in order to get No. [-] on the list?! Those hot eyes," the manager scolded, "It's really stinky and shameless."

Bai Yunjian: "..." It feels like it has been connoted.

"Look at his circle of friends again!"

The manager turned the screen around and showed it to Bai Yunjian.

It's a screenshot of an anime, and the subtitle says "Even if it's a god, I'll kill it for you." (Note: Anime "Kingdom of the Sky")

This god, of course, refers to Baiyunjian.

"There are still three hours, let's..." The manager said, moved by himself, and said with tears in his eyes, "Don't give up, God C!"

Bai Yunjian was about to speak when his manager's WeChat rang. He lowered his head with tears in his eyes and uttered a word.

"Hey, someone said that there are a lot of strange rich women in your live broadcast room."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

The manager hastily pushed Bai Yunjian in front of the computer, and hid in a place where the camera couldn't see him.

If it is said that the Baiyunjian live broadcast room was just dazzling with so many gifts, now it is so densely packed that the words cannot be read clearly.

Human Sunflower: 50 rockets

Disaster in the hands of the demon concubine: 28 treasure maps

Sunflower wants to open?: 88 yachts

……

The corners of Bai Yunjian's mouth twitched, with a strange expression.The IDs of the people who often donate in the live broadcast room are very familiar, but these people who poured in in such a mighty way have never seen any of them before.

It is conceivable who got it.

"Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom."

Bai Yunjian called Huang Heyuan, and it rang. It took a long time to get through.

Huang Heyuan: "Huh?"

"Brother Yuan, don't hit the list." Bai Yunjian said, "Why don't you just give me the money."

"I didn't fight." Huang Heyuan said, "It's a meeting."

"Are you...are you calling on employees to rank me?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian smiled helplessly, "Brother Yuan, stop making trouble."

"I have a sense of propriety." Huang Heyuan snorted, "Who doesn't have a gold master father behind him, in the white clouds, only this king can be on top of you, Luo Da Watermelon wants to fart!"

Bai Yunjian said in a low voice: "...You really made me look like a vixen."

"Then the king is Hunjun." Huang Heyuan said in a anxious tone, "Is it dead? Let's talk about it later!"

When Bai Yunjian went back, the live broadcast room, which was a bit tragic just now, was full of suspenseful and happy atmosphere.

[Ye Qing Hui]

[Sunflower in the world was God c's number one list eight years ago?]

[God C hates Sunflower so much because of her]

[Fucking knocked]

[Hahahahahahaha God C is about to fight back]

According to the usual practice, the host would like to thank the gift, so Bai Yunjian sat in front of the computer and opened a mint candy, feeling a bit speechless.

[God C ate candy? Did he panic? Did he panic?]

[Where is the safe and happy boss? ]

[fight up fight]

"Cough, thank you for the 88 x fangs of 'The Demon Concubine's Palm Heart Pet'."

"Thank you 'Sunflower Cloud Sauce' for the 99 magic books."

"Thank you for the 'Safe and Happy' 520 confession balloon."

"Thank you for the 55 treasure maps of 'From now on, the foolish king will not come to you early'."

"Thank you..." Bai Yunjian got stuck before he read: "The world owes Sun Kui 58 hyperspace warships."

The world owes sunflowers... Bai Yunjian crunches the mint in his mouth, is Huang Heyuan implying something?