King of bugs

Alphonse took over the 'divorce agreement', looked at it again and again, no matter how he looked at it, he was not at a disadvantage, but he couldn't be happy at all. Seeing Chongchong's indifferent appearance, the anger in his heart became even bigger.

With a 'poof' sound, Alphonse burned the divorce agreement in his hand to ashes, and then another gust of wind blew away even the ashes.

Chongchong stared at him: "What are you doing? You scoundrel."

Alphonse snatched Tuantuan from his arms, and said, "I'm a villain, what's the matter, the son is mine, I can't let you find another father for him, you are mine too, you are not allowed to remarry."

Chong Chong puffed out his cheeks in anger.

Alphonse: "I don't care, I haven't made up my mind yet, I don't want a divorce."

Chongchong said: "If you want a son, you can carry it, anyway, I still have one in my stomach."

The balls are full of tears.

Alphonse was so angry that he didn't know what to say for a while, so he just stared at him dryly, those lavender eyes were full of reluctance...

Chongchong stood up and said, "Let's find a lawyer."

Alphonse grabbed Chongchong and hugged her tightly, with such strength that Chongchong couldn't breathe: "I can't get a divorce, I like you so much, I love you so much, I can't get a divorce."

Chongchong said bitterly: "You like a hairy, obviously you just like to play tricks on me."

Alphonse was in a hurry, seeing Chongchong crying so sadly, he kissed Chongchong's forehead, and said distressedly: "I didn't tease you, I never did, I always love you very much."

Chongchong stomped on Alphonse's foot in anger: "You leave me and Tuantuan behind, and carry Nalan away."

Alphonse: "..."

Chongchong: "You even kissed him. You said that if I hadn't barged in that day, you would definitely have done it with him. When a little angel is born, you don't want me, right?"

Alphonse hugged him tightly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you didn't care, you are so kind, you will definitely not die, I thought you would be happy for me, because I found the same kind."

Chongchong cried on Alphonse's chest, but there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

"It was he who kissed me hard. He just touched his lower lip and didn't go deep. I really didn't touch him. I really didn't. He was kicked out by me."

Chongchong said sarcastically, "Isn't he your kind? Aren't you very excited to see him? Why did you kick him out again?"

Alphonse: "Because I don't think I'd be happy without you, even with a companion of my own kind."

Alphonse raised his chin and looked at him affectionately: "I love you, there is no doubt about it."

Chongchong's tears rolled in his eyes, his words moved him so much that he almost forgot what Li Chen's father told him...

"Congchong, let's not get a divorce and live a good life, okay?" Alphonse said humbly.

Chongchong almost nodded in agreement, he couldn't let down Li Chen's father's hope, he couldn't let down Li Chen's father's hope, he muttered like this...

"In the future, I will never say such stupid things as punishing you, and I will never make you angry again. From now on, I will wash the dishes when you cook, and I will help your son take a bath by the way. Make you tired..."

Chongchong lowered his head, no, no, he was about to burst out laughing.

"As long as you don't want to divorce me, I promise you everything, I know you like me, Chongchong..." Alphonse whispered in Chongchong's ear.

Finally, Chongchong spoke, full of sorrow: "I'm also a man, every time I do love, I'm the one below, it's very uncomfortable..."

Alphonse said: "Then you can help me use my mouth, and it won't be so hard."

Chong Chong did not speak.

Alphonse trembled and said, "Maybe you want to fuck me?"

Chongchong nodded: "It's still permanent."

Alphonse gasped: "It's embarrassing for me to be pregnant."

Chongchong said: "Don't be afraid, my husband will love you very much."

Alphonse kindly persuaded: "Your technique is not very good, it will be very painful, and I will not feel refreshed at all."

Chongchong said: "Once raw and cooked twice, I will definitely make you feel good."

Tuantuan learned another word, and shouted loudly: "Shuang, Shuang, Shuang..."

Alphonse sighed: "Chong'er, if I promise you now and then go back on my promise, I will really be a bad person. I just want to love you for the rest of my life and love you for the rest of my life."

Chongchong was a little moved. In fact, he didn't really want to fuck Alphonse, but... just wanted to say that...

"Except for this one, I can promise you everything else." Alphonse looked at him deeply, his lavender eyes were full of tenderness.

"Then you have to obey the three obediences, the four and the five denials." Chongchong won a little bit of power for himself: "Obey what Chongchong says, obey Chongchong's orders, and follow wherever Chongchong goes. "

Alphonse: "..."

"As Chongchong's husband, Alphonse must be able to bear Chongchong's anger, eat Chongchong's fist, endure hardship, and love."

Alphonse said with a dark face: "I have no objection."

Chongchong reminded: "There are still five things not to be allowed. It's not too late to agree after you finish listening."

Alphonse: "..."

Chongchong: "You are not allowed to cheat on Chongchong, you are not allowed to think of his man behind your back, you are not allowed to abandon Chongchong, you are not allowed to disappear when Chongchong needs you, and you are not allowed to punish Chongchong. The big and small things are decided by Chong Chong."

Alphonse felt that all his rights had been taken away...

Seeing Alphonse's embarrassed look, Chongchong frowned, pretending not to care, and said, "If you don't want to, then sign the divorce agreement, and I'll write another divorce agreement."

After speaking, he sat down and began to write the divorce agreement as before.

"Don't, don't divorce me. I'll agree to anything you said." Alphonse was in a hurry, and immediately snatched the pen and paper back and carefully hid them.

"Okay, then I will continue to write three obediences, four virtues and five inaccuracies." Chongchong snatched back the pen and paper, wrote carefully, signed his name after writing, and gave Alphonse a copy, Alphonse Fearing that Chongchong would go back on his word, he immediately signed his name.

Seeing that Alphonse had signed his name, Chongchong curled up into a smile: "It will depend on your performance in the future. If you can't abide by it, you will get a divorce."

Alphonse nodded, but felt that his smile was a little bit sly. Looking at it carefully, Chong Chong was still Chong Chong, and the smile at the corner of his mouth was still so cute, which made people want to ravage him.

He shook his head, he must have read it wrong, his Chongchong is so stupid, how could he design himself...

The divorce was not completed, and the family of three were happily together again. They also went to a very simple noodle shop to eat a bowl of noodles, and went shopping to buy a lot of toys.

Riding Tete back to the palace, Alphonse felt more and more that he seemed to have been deceived by Chongchong, but how could such a stupid Chongchong deceive him?The most important thing is that Chongchong can't think of such a clever way to threaten him...

The more Alphonse thought about it, the more depressed he became.

After Nalan was driven away, Chongchong was very happy. With that monstrous angel around, Chongchong felt that he would never be able to live a stable life in his life.

One week after the divorce incident, Chongchong was taking a bath, and Alphonse wanted to jump down to eat him up, but unexpectedly, Chongchong's cell phone rang, out of instinct, Alphonse took the phone and looked at it. After a while, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood and died.

Li Chen's father: Son, son, has your majesty been tamed by you?If he is disobedient in the future, threaten him with divorce, but remember, you can't say the word divorce a third time, you know?

Alphonse edited the text message angrily: I am Alphonse, your son is under my control now.Just about to send it out, but after thinking about it, he wrote it again: Dad, Alphonse is listening to me now, and he is waiting for my favor in the bath.

After sending it, he deleted the one sent by Li Chen, then quickly stripped himself naked, jumped into the bath, hugged Chong Chong and gnawed on it.

"You, you, you... don't kiss me randomly." Alphonse kissed his lovely Adam's apple, and Chongchong moaned and said no.

"Hey, you'll be very comfortable." Alphonse bit his Adam's apple lightly, with a feeling of complaint: "Didn't you say you want to make love? Let's do it now."

Chongchong originally wanted to refuse, but when he thought that it was proposed by himself, he wanted to enjoy it, so he nodded and said, "Hurry up, I'm still very tired and want to sleep."

Alphonse sat leaning in the bathtub, picked up Chong Chong and placed it between his crotch, kissed his back, and played with the two spots on his chest with both hands: "Cong Chong, you like me."

"En... I like it..." Chongchong felt his nerves all over his body tense, and his head was in a daze.

"How much do you like it?" Alphonse asked hoarsely, rubbing back and forth between his buttocks with his own stiffness.

"Hmm..." Chongchong moaned, almost collapsed by Alphonse's teasing.

"Do you want to try yourself?" Alphonse smirked.

With wet eyes, Chongchong whimpered and said, "You bullied me again."

Alphonse sucked his earlobe in his mouth and said, "Okay, I won't bully you anymore, I won't mess around." Then, he actually let go of his earlobe, and sat in the bathtub with his arms crossed.

Chongchong was very depressed, thinking that he was already in the mood, the front was stiff, and what was even more hateful was that Alphonse had already poked him, and he could say such words so calmly, and then sat there without moving. move……

"I...I..." Chongchong stammered, his face flushed instantly, he turned to face Alphonse, and said, "I'll do it myself, don't enjoy it if you have the ability."

Alphonse shrugged.

Chongchong puffed up his cheeks, supported Alphonse's shoulders, and sat down...

The sound of Alphonse wolf howling sounded...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I hurt you."

"..."

"Woo, I thought it would slide in by itself..."

"..."

"It's all your fault. If you don't mention it and tell me to hold you there with your hands before sitting down, you are a bad person."

"..."

"Alphonse, is it broken here? Do you want to see a doctor?"

"..."

"Don't look at me like that, or I'll find a first aid kit to wrap it up for you?"

"..."

"Don't worry, if you are really inhumane, then my husband will spoil you."

"..."