King of bugs

Suddenly, the ambiguous atmosphere in the air suddenly dropped, and Alphonse asked in a deep voice, "Say it again."

Chongchong: "Let's get a divorce."

Alphonse: "Why?"

Chongchong: "You had an affair, treated me badly, and often abused me, so you divorced."

Alphonse: "Stop thinking about it?"

Chongchong: "I've already thought about it, and I'll just wait for you."

So, it was a sleepless night.

Alphonse turned around angrily. He never thought that Chongchong would say this to him, divorce...divorce...what a distant word, since he married Chongchong, he never thought about it. Pass these two words.

Divorce, why divorce?

Alphonse sat up angrily, and kicked Chong Chong with his feet: "I did it just now, why are you getting a divorce?"

Chongchong's eyes were sleepy: "Didn't you say that you really want to do it? You're going to get divorced anyway, so let's do it one last time, so that you won't be dissatisfied with your desires."

Alphonse was so angry that his face turned black. Dare Love Chongchong do it out of sympathy for him?He was so angry that he wanted to strike him with lightning...

Chongchong huddled under the quilt, and said sleepily, "Go to sleep, wake up early tomorrow for divorce."

Alphonse gritted his teeth angrily.

Chongchong fell asleep after a while, but Alphonse tossed and turned.

Seeing that Chongchong was sleeping soundly, he got up secretly and called Jiade: "Hey, no matter what method you use, you must close all the divorce registration offices in the imperial capital tomorrow and stop business."

Jia De was stunned for a while, and he was yelled at by Alphonse before he woke up.

"If you can't do it, just don't take anything and marry to Mars."

Gard was terrified.

After hanging up the phone, Alphonse was still very upset. He got up and hid the marriage certificates of the two people under the tuantuan shaker. After thinking about it, he still felt a little unsafe, and set the alarm clock back for two hours. , and then directly lost the alarm clock.

Alphonse didn't notice, Chongchong's mouth twitched into a smug smile...

It was already twelve o'clock when I got up the next day. Chongchong was pregnant, so he could sleep well. When I opened my eyes, I saw Alphonse hugging Tuan Tuan and eating bread for him.

The two looked at each other and looked away at the same time.

"Alphonse, why didn't you call me when you got up early? Hey, people get off work at twelve o'clock, so we have to wait until two o'clock." Chongchong stretched his waist, narrowed his eyes, and looked like Lazy like a cat.

Alphonse suffers from serious lack of sleep, his fair face is a bit dry, unlike the past where there is moisture, his eyes are dark, and Chong Chong wants to laugh, but he has to hold back.

"Since everyone is off work, don't get a divorce." Alphonse said casually.

Chongchong immediately shook his head, his messy hair was like a chicken coop: "No, no, you said I could escape from you with great difficulty, why not divorce, and you were the first to have an affair, so I have the right to divorce you .”

Alphonse wanted to cut off Nalan's wings...

How could he have an affair? He just brought him home and left Chongchong halfway. The most important thing is that although that person is a bit annoying, he is his kind. He has lived for thousands of years, okay? It is easy to see the same kind, and it is inevitable to get excited, why is Chongchong going to divorce him?

Thinking of getting divorced, having no one to share his super big bed, no one to cook for him, and not seeing Chongchong's smile, Alphonse's heart feels empty...

"I'm not having an affair." Alphonse defended himself.

Chongchong took his son from his arms: "For me, that's an affair." He hugged his son and left without looking back.

"Hey, where are you going?" Alphonse thought he was going to run away from home, and his nerves were stretched there, unable to relax no matter what.

Chongchong looked back and smiled: "Go find something to eat, I'm hungry."

Alphonse was worried, and followed him: "I'm hungry too."

Chongchong snickered while hugging her son.

Looking at Alphonse's awkward appearance, he was very enjoyable, very enjoyable, so he would be happy if he abused Alphonse, hey, it is really time to abuse him more.

After an hour of eating lunch, Chongchong started pretending to look for a marriage certificate, and rummaged under the bed from the cabinet. When he went to see the shaker, Alphonse's face turned pale, but he still pretended to be indifferent He said, "Why is the marriage certificate there?"

Chongchong said: "What if Tuantuan flipped it over and played with it?"

Alphonse said: "Impossible, why does our son play with that kind of thing? Do you want to go to the mall to help him buy some toys?"

Chongchong said: "Forget it, I will buy it for him when he gets divorced."

Alphonse TT

At this moment, Tuantuan was flying around in the air holding the marriage certificate, gnawing and drooling while flying, Alphonse gasped in anger when he saw this, this little bastard, how could he not help at the critical moment?

Chongchong didn't seem to notice that Tuantuan was chewing on the marriage certificate, and was still looking for it everywhere. Seeing this, Alphonse immediately flew up, trying to grab something from Tuantuan.

Tuan Tuan refused to give it up, bit Alphonse's hand, and carefully held the marriage certificate in his arms, whimpering and calling: "Mom, mom."

Chongchong raised his head and saw the marriage certificate on Chongchong's body. He immediately smiled, waved to Tuantuan and said, "Son, give that to Mommy, and Mommy will take you to the street to eat noodles."

Upon hearing this, Tuantuan immediately presented the marriage certificate with both hands.

Alphonse waited viciously for Tuantuan, but Tuantuan didn't see him, and was still imagining what the noodles looked like.

So, the two put on makeup and took their son to divorce.

Chongchong asked Alphonse, "Shall we ride a dragon or take a bus?"

Alphonse opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

Chongchong pinched Tuantuan's face and said, "Tuantuan has never taken the bus in the imperial capital, why don't we go take the bus."

Tuantuan clapped their hands: "Che Che, Che Che..."

Alphonse pinched Tuantuan's fat ass while Chongchong didn't see it. Was he so happy when his parents divorced?And applaud...

Tuantuan pursed his lips and burst into tears, Chongchong glared at Alphonse viciously: "Big villain, bullying me is enough, since you still dare to bully my son."

Alphonse ==

Holding their son in their arms, followed by Alphonse who was full of sorrow, the three boarded the bus in the imperial capital.

The bus is a thing that has only emerged in the past ten years, and it is the favorite of commoners to commute to and from get off work. Alphonse listened to Chongchong, and he will not live in the imperial capital after divorce?

Sitting on the bus, Chongchong sat by the side window, while Alphonse sat outside, the bus was very crowded, at this time, an old blood race came on the bus, trembling when walking, Chongchong looked at it and sat on the seat The terrible Alphonse kicked him and said, "Give up your seat to the old man."

Alphonse is very reluctant, he is basically old enough to be that old man's grandfather, but this guy Chongchong even misidentified his relatives...

Although dissatisfied, he still gave up his seat.

After finally arriving at the divorce office, Chongchong wrinkled her bunny face: "Why are you resting? Is today a holiday?"

Alphonse coughed twice, and said, "Well, I don't know, the door isn't even opened, so let's go back first."

Chongchong thought about it and thought it was true, and planned to go back to the palace with Chongchong in his arms.

At this time, Alphonse took his hand and said, "Let's go buy toys for our son."

Chongchong ignored him and turned away.

At night, Chongchong was sleeping with his marriage certificate in his arms, and Alphonse secretly called Jiade again, asking the divorce agency to close the door for half a month, and hung up the phone before Jiade agreed.

When he turned his head thievingly, seeing Chongchong staring at him with his pair of green eyes, Alphonse felt guilty for a while...

"Alphonse, you are becoming more and more hateful." After finishing speaking, he turned around and lay down on the bed, sulking.

Alphonse knew he was wrong, and climbed onto the bed to please him: "Chonger, don't be angry."

Chong Chong ignored.

Alphonse said: "Okay, okay, go tomorrow, tomorrow will be a success."

Chong Chong kicked Alphonse out of bed.

Alphonse, who was kicked out of bed, was very depressed, opened the door and went out. Before leaving, he deliberately slammed the door loudly. When Chong Chong heard it, his eyes got wet.

Alphonse was angrily pouring ice water in the kitchen. I really don’t know what happened to Chongchong. Let the divorce office close. He kicked off the bed, the man's mind is unpredictable...

After drinking several glasses of ice water, Alphonse faintly heard panting and moaning. He couldn't sleep anyway, so he got up to find the source of the sound.

Walking in the dark corridor, the sound of panting became louder and louder, accompanied by words of "Hurry up", "It's so comfortable", "I love you", "Hurry up, hurry up", Alphonse came to the voice birthplace.

He was in a bad mood, and pushed the door open with a 'touch', scaring the people inside half to death.

At this moment, on that luxurious carved bed, two men were lying naked on the bed, and that was still in another man's, all of a sudden, the three of them stared at each other.

The one who was inserted was Lake, that is, the deacon of the snake demon. He was so ashamed that he buried his face in the pillow, and the one who was inserted was Nalan. Sprinting bravely, seeing Alphonse coming, he greeted: "Your Majesty, do you want to play 3P?"

The impaled snake demon deacon pretended to be dead.

Nalan became even more excited, and asked the snake demon deacon thoughtfully, "Do you want to have a son for me?"

The snake demon deacon continued to hold the corpse.

Alphonse raised his eyebrows, turned around, closed the door, unwilling to watch the absurd scene, kicked the door open again as if remembering something, the people inside were almost impotent with fright.

"Your Majesty, can you knock on the door first? I'm almost inhumanely frightened." Nalan said.

Alphonse looked bitterly at the connection between Nalan and Lake, and said, "Didn't you say it was broken?"

Nalan said, "Aren't I trying to see if it's broken?"

Alphonse said, "I saw it. It's all right. It's not bad at all. You two are moving out tomorrow. It's annoying to see you."

After speaking, close the door and leave.

Going back and seeing that Chongchong was already fast asleep, Alphonse dared to go to bed, gently hugged him in his arms, kissed his lips, and kissed him again with some reluctance, until Chongchong frowned. open.

Early the next morning, Alphonse was still sleeping, and was woken up by Chongchong. Seeing Chongchong's eyes were swollen, Alphonse felt distressed, and wanted to hug him, but he refused.

This time, the two of them didn't take the bus, and rode directly on the dragon, which was still the little golden dragon Tete.

As a result, word spread that the emperor and his wife were about to divorce.

When they arrived at the divorce office, Chongchong hugged Tuantuan bitterly and went in, because knowing that His Majesty and his wife were coming, the beautiful staff took them to the VIP room for the divorce reception.

Chongchong threw the marriage certificate on the table: "Divorce."

The staff was so frightened that they were sweating profusely. They looked at Alphonse and then at Chongchong: "Your Majesty, Your Highness, the two of you are going to divorce, have you discussed it?"

Chongchong: "Okay."

Alphonse: "..."

Worker: "So what about your divorce agreement?"

Chongchongnu: "Divorce is divorce, what do you want to agree on?"

Staff member: "Your Highness, after you marry Your Majesty, His Majesty's property will be shared by both of you. Now that you have a little prince, you need to negotiate a divorce. How much compensation will your Majesty give you? Who will the little prince belong to, etc. wait wait wait."

Chongchong said: "You go out, we will negotiate."

The staff was frightened to death, and immediately left in despair.

Chongchong found a piece of paper from nowhere, and wrote on it seriously: Divorce agreement in four big characters.

Chongchong wrote: "Prince Karl is raised by Alphonse, and Prince Xia Zuo can see Karl once a month. If Alphonse is unwilling to raise Karl, then Karl will be raised by Prince Xia Zuo, but he has to give him money every month." Adequate alimony."

Alphonse: "..."

Chongchong continued: "After the divorce, Xia Zuo will not take any of Alphonse's belongings, but Xia Zuo's title cannot be lowered, and his monthly salary must also be taken."

Alphonse: "..."

Chongchong said: "As for the baby in the womb, I will raise it."

The white paper was full of words, Chongchong wrote Party A on the bottom, then signed his name, handed the paper to Alphonse, and said lightly: "Let's sign."