King of bugs

Earl's Mansion is because the adults and children are drunk, so the children are pitiful, crying to death on the bed, why are they crying?I'm hungry.

Since the adults were making a lot of noise outside, the few servants in the Earl's Mansion didn't hear the babies crying, so they still had to do what they were supposed to do.

Chongchong hid under the table and counted N times, and finally counted to three thousand, and then dragged Alphonse into the bedroom, not forgetting to grab a bottle of wine.

Originally, Alphonse didn't want to give him a drink anymore, but he was afraid that Chong Chong would hide in the closet and play other games later, so it's better to let him get completely drunk and fall asleep.

In that case, he also relaxes a little bit.

With this in mind, Alphonse just did what Chongchong wanted, just holding a pot of wine, as long as he was willing to let Chongchong settle down a bit.

Chongchong walked crookedly, Alphonse supported him very thoughtfully, wanted to hug him, but was rejected by Chongchong, so this was the only way to prevent Chongchong from falling and getting hurt.

Walking on the promenade, Chongchong felt nauseous for a while, and couldn't help frowning, covering his mouth with both hands, hoping not to spit out everything he just ate.

"Congchong, what's wrong?" Seeing this, Alphonse leaned over and asked worriedly. Chongchong's reaction was a little familiar. When he thought about it...where did he see it?

"Wow..." After holding back for a long time, Chongchong finally couldn't help it, and planned to run away to vomit, but unexpectedly, his legs were weak, and he threw himself on Alphonse's body, and vomited out with a wow.

The filthy vomit vomited all over Alphonse, accompanied by the smell of gastric juice, Chongchong became a little awake, blinked, and saw that Alphonse's eyes were full of anger, almost roasting him.

"Ah, Alphonse, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you were a trash can." Chongchong hurriedly apologized.

Alphonse's face was even darker, and even the corners of his mouth twitched so much that he was about to be paralyzed.

"I'll spank you if you drink again in the future." Alphonse warned word by word.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't dare next time." Chongchong knew his fault very well, and quickly lowered his eyebrows pleasingly.

Alphonse sighed, seeing that Chongchong had woken up from the wine: "Go back to sleep obediently, I'll wash it first, otherwise the baby will smell bad when it asks."

Seeing that Alphonse was gone, Chongchong breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing Alphonse's back walking away, Chongchong continued walking in a daze. He was just pretending to be awake, but he was actually a little awake. But still a bit confused...

Back to the bedroom staggeringly, Chongchong was attracted by the cries of the babies, and saw the two little ones crying with swollen eyes, looking so pitiful.

Chongchong, who was drunk, tilted his head and looked at the two children for a long time, then picked up Xixi and coaxed him in his arms: "Tuan Tuan is good, Tuan Tuan is good, dad is here, don't cry, don't cry."

Xixi: "Wow..." I'm Xixi, and I'm looking for my father.

Tuantuan: "Wow..." Dad, I am your son...

Chongchong felt that there was something wrong with the sound of crying, and looked at Xixi vigorously for a long time, then said with a smile: "So this is not my baby." So, he threw Xixi on the bed and hugged his son in his arms.

He didn't feel bad at all if he wasn't born. He fell into Chongchong's arms, and Tuantuan immediately became quiet, so Xixi cried continuously.

Chongchong was dizzy from the noise and had no choice but to pat Xixi on the back and coax him along the way.

But the two children were still not very well-behaved. After a while, Chongchong realized that they must be hungry and wanted to feed.

There was prepared milk powder on the table, but it was not enough for the two little ones, so Chongchong took a bottle of white transparent liquid on the table and poured it into the bottle, shook it, and then found a new bottle to divide it into. Two halves, for two children.

When the child saw the milk, it was like seeing his own father. He held the bottle and sucked and sucked. Maybe he was very hungry, but he didn't notice any other smell in the milk. The two gurgled, just a few In a few minutes, I drank a lot.

Then, the two pairs of eyes continued to look at Chongchong pitifully.

Seen by the hot eyes of the two children, Chongchong felt a little guilty, knowing that he was too lazy to go out to pour water, and adding some water to the milk was too much, lowered his head, wondering whether to make milk powder.

But my head was so dizzy, and I felt my legs were soft. At this time, Alphonse, who had washed up in another room, came in. Seeing that Chongchong lowered his head and looked remorseful, he couldn't help asking: "What's the matter?" ?”

"The babies are hungry and want to drink milk, but my legs are weak and I can't walk." Chongchong admitted his mistake by poking his finger.

Alphonse rubbed Chongchong's hair and said, "It's okay, I'll do it, you sleep."

"En." Chongchong nodded, turned over obediently, and fell asleep with her two children in her arms.

Chongchong had a dream. He felt that he was hugging a big fireball. The temperature was getting higher and higher, which almost burned him. He felt like his body was on fire. He ran desperately, desperately. He ran, but the fireball kept sticking to him, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter how he shook it.

Suddenly woke up, and found that there was no figure of Alphonse in the dark bedroom, Chongchong felt a little scared, just had a nightmare, scared himself half to death.

At this moment, the door opened, and Alphonse walked in, carrying a large bag of things in his hand. Chongchong narrowed his eyes and asked, "Where have you been?"

Alphonse said: "It's time for a diaper change, and I found no diapers, so I went to the palace to get them." Alphonse walked over and rubbed his head: "Are you awake?"

"En." Chongchong nodded heavily: "I had a nightmare, I was scared to death."

"It's okay." Alphonse reassured.

The two children were still sleeping soundly. Alphonse stretched out his hand, intending to change his precious son's diaper first and then change that Sissy. However, when his hand touched the round and tender skin, Alphonse Sis's hand was withdrawn like an electric shock.

"Congchong, the baby seems to have a fever." Alphonse said with a worried expression.

"Fever? How could it be?" Chongchong said, then stretched out his hand to touch, and then touched Xixi who was sleeping soundly. Sure enough, both of their cheeks were very hot.The first time a child was sick, Chongchong was so anxious that he almost cried: "What should I do? Should I send it to the hospital?"

Alphonse pondered for a while, leaned over and sniffed the mouths of the two children, and then frowned, "Congchong, did you spit some dirt on them again? The smell of wine."

Chongchong shook his head and stared at his big innocent eyes; "No, I just hugged them to sleep, and I also drank milk, how could there be a smell of alcohol, it is your illusion."

As he spoke, Chongchong frowned, sniffed, and sniffed again.

Originally, the Zerg's sense of smell was the most sensitive, but because I was drunk, my reaction was a little slow, and I had slept with my two children for so long, my smell had already gone to them...

At this time, a lavender ball of light gathered in Alphonse's hand, and then, the scene before Alphonse came in appeared, that is, when Chongchong was making milk powder...

"Look, I only fed them milk." Chongchong complained with some dissatisfaction, but when she squinted over, Chongchong shut up immediately, and looked at Alphonse with some worry.

Of course, Alphonse also found out...

What Chongchong uses to mix milk is not water, but wine...

Or Erguotou...

But why did Li Chen's father turn Erguotou into something sweet?The two children thought it was honey water and drank a lot of it.

Chongchong was so ashamed by Alphonse that he just wanted to dig a hole to bury himself.

"What should I do?" Chongchong still asked cheekily.

"Cold salad." Alphonse said bitterly.

I am afraid that in this world, the only father who feeds wine to babies under the full moon is Chongchong.

Although Alphonse said so, he still found clothes from the closet and threw them to Chongchong: "After changing the clothes, we will take the child to the hospital, and you will look after me when we come back."

Chongchong was obedient, changing clothes in fear.

The emperor and his wife took their children to the hospital for medical treatment. The major TV stations will definitely guard the door. The most important thing is that there is still a baby from the family of Prince Kanaxing here. If it is on TV and newspapers, it may be an ally for many years will become an enemy.

After all, it was someone else's child. If something went wrong, war would be inevitable, so the baby must be taken to the hospital without their knowledge.

If you want to make up and go out, then the flamboyant little golden dragon Tete is absolutely not allowed to ride, because there is only this one in the whole Lala star, it is not obvious: "We are the emperor's husband and wife, we come to see a doctor!"?

So, after putting on makeup, the two of them sneaked out the silver pterosaur from Earl's Mansion, Chongchong held a child in one hand, Alphonse carried Chongchong, rode on the dragon, and galloped towards the Imperial Hospital.

The two pretended to be ordinary nouveau riche couples. Since it was night, only the doctor was in the emergency room, and the others were in the inpatient department. When they got off the dragon, they rushed towards the emergency room.

The doctor in the emergency room yawned, it's great, there are no patients tonight, and I can get off work after a while.

At this moment, the doctor felt a gust of wind blowing, and then, a young man was sitting in front of him, holding a pair of children in his arms, and a black-haired man was standing behind him.

"Doctor, my baby accidentally drank alcohol, what should I do?" The boy's green eyes were filled with tears, which made the doctor feel pity.

"What drink?" asked the doctor.

"Erguotou" insects.

"What kind of wine is Erguotou? Why haven't I heard of it?" The doctor wondered.

"Well, Erguotou is..." Chongchong stammered, the wine he made himself...

"As far as I know, the alcohol content is ten degrees. Each of the two babies drank about [-] milliliters, which was mixed with milk powder." After Alphonse finished speaking, he stared at Chongchong, who immediately lowered his head , did not dare to look at Alphonse.

The doctor frowned, listened to the two babies' chests with a stethoscope, and said, "Let's go for a blood test to see if the alcohol concentration in the body is high." Then he quickly issued an order.

"What's the name of the white-haired boy?"

"Baotuan."

"What about black hair?"

"Bossy."

The doctor nodded, handed the list to the two of them, and said, "The laboratory is on the second floor, and it came out in half an hour. Show me the list later, do you understand?"

"Enen." Chongchong nodded quickly, took the list and ran to the second floor.

Alphonse hugged the two children with a dark face.

Seeing the thin needles piercing the baby's skin, Chongchong felt his heart ache so badly, he clenched his hands tightly, wishing to stretch out his hand for the nurse to slap.

Tuantuan struggled a few times, then became obedient, probably really drunk...

When it was Xixi's turn, the child cried so darkly that his heart was broken. Although he wasn't born, he was still a baby. Now that he was a father, he would feel a little sad when he saw the baby crying. Distressed.

"Nurse... Nurse, can you be gentle?" Because Xixi was crying so hard, Chongchong couldn't help suggesting in a low voice.

"You can poke it if you have the ability." The nurse frowned. She was dozing off well, but why did someone come suddenly? People are always more angry when they wake up.

Seeing his beloved husband being scolded, Alphonse glared at the nurse. "I let you poke it because I don't have the ability. If I had the ability, I would have poked it myself. What do you want?"

The nurse was out of breath, but Alphonse's eyes were too violent, and he finally endured it.

After the blood was drawn, the two of them sat there waiting for the test results. Xixi stopped crying and was hugged by Chongchong, while Tuantuan slept soundly in Alphonse's arms.

I took the test sheet and showed it to the doctor. The doctor leaned on his chin, pondered for a few seconds, and said, "Excessive alcohol concentration may damage the child's brain cells and cause...dementia."

"Wow..." Chongchong cried on the spot.

"However, as long as the treatment is timely, the chance of dementia will be reduced to [-]%." The doctor added.

Alphonse punched the table, and said angrily, "If you have something to say, finish it at once."

The doctor trembled, resisting the urge to yell hooligans: "Go for an infusion first, get the alcohol out of your body, and then we'll see how they behave."

Alphonse and Chongchong glanced at each other, readying their family to become demented, but what about Sisi?If they are discovered, they will really fight.

The two received the medicine in silence, paid the money, and then took the two children for the infusion.

About two hours after the infusion, and another blood test, the doctor said that the alcohol had been completely excreted, but whether there is dementia, it is still not possible to check, even if there is some dementia, but it may not be there when I was young. It's too obvious that when you grow up, you will find that you are a little stupider than other children.

Feeling apprehensive, the two returned to the Earl's Mansion with the child in their arms.

As soon as he got home, Luoluo rubbed his eyes and came out, seeing his baby in Chongchong's arms, he quickly picked it up, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I drank too much last night, you are the ones taking care of the baby." .”

"It's okay, it should be." Alphonse said lightly.

"Oh, then I'll take him back to sleep for a while." Luo Luo smiled and carried his son back to the room, while Chong Chong hugged Tuan Tuan tightly.

"What should I do?" Chongchong cried.

"Let's talk about it later." Alphonse sighed. "At that time, if the child really becomes stupid, let Tuantuan take him in. This is also a kind of responsibility."

"I think so too." Chongchong nodded in agreement. "Then what if Tuantuan is stupid?"

Alphonse pondered for a moment: "Then let Xixi collect the ball, let's make another one."