King of bugs

A relatively ordinary carriage stopped at the gate of the Earl's Mansion. After the driver stopped, the servants of the Earl's Mansion immediately came over to help open the door.

The car door opened, and two beautiful mermaids pulled their mermaid skirts and carefully got out of the carriage. The one who came out first was an older mermaid, and the one who came out behind was still very young, but he held a mermaid in his arms. A baby of several months old.

The little baby is very cute, with a pair of big black eyes looking around curiously.

"Hi, Heath." At this time, a man in a tuxedo came out from the Earl's Mansion. His short blond hair looked very capable, but a pair of emerald-like eyes added a touch of pure color to him.

"Li, long time no see." Although Heath was a weak mermaid, he didn't feel weak at all, but he was unusually free and easy.

The two have been friends for a hundred years. Although they got together because of a misunderstanding, they got along pretty well. Of course, there was Wright. When the three of them discussed children's education, the three of them could be described as sleepless nights. .

"Hey, Luo Luo, is he your son? He's so old?" Li Chen saw the child in Luo Luo's arms immediately, and couldn't help but move over to tease him.

"Yeah, uncles, how are you doing recently?" Lolo felt a little embarrassed because he was running away from marriage, and felt ashamed to see Wright and his wife again, but his parents dragged him along.

"Well, it's not bad, let's talk when you come in, I prepared a lot of delicious dishes, and you came right after they were ready." Li Chen didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and took the baby in Luo Luo's arms to play with.

At this time, the two people who had finished strenuous exercise also came out, and happened to meet Heath and Lolo in the hall.

"Ah... See Your Majesty." Heath saluted Alphonse excitedly, and then said with a heart full of love, "Your Majesty, I admire you very much."

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched. As long as they are citizens of Lala Star, there is no one who does not worship Alphonse, but Heath is too much, and it hurts Luo Luo's face a bit.

Alphonse nodded slightly.

Heath clasped his hands together and prayed: "Your Majesty, can I take a photo with you?"

Alphonse ==

"Yes, yes, free models." This sentence is of course said by Chong Chong, he is not stingy at all, and his husband has a particularly good high-end skin, so he can make good use of it .

Heath didn't even ask if His Majesty the Emperor would like it, so he took out the camera from his pocket, moved to Alphonse's side, put his hand on Alphonse's shoulder, and grinned.

There was a click, and on the camera, Alphonse had a sullen face, while Heath smiled like a flower.No matter how you look at it, it looks like Heath pinched our Alphonse secretly, otherwise how could Alphonse show that expression?

Heath yelled enough, and posed for a few more photos. Although Alphonse didn't like it, he still followed Heath with a sullen face. After all, he was the elder of his beloved husband, so he comforted himself.

After taking more than ten photos, Heath finally happily took his camera to see the results just now, and Li Chen's food was also served.

The dishes are still Chinese, and the dishes and chopsticks are all set up. Because the relationship between Heath and Li Chen is a bit strong, and at that time, Luo Luo and Chong Chong were engaged, so it is common for the two families to start a business together, so Li Chen They all know how to use the invented chopsticks.

At this time, the baby in Luo Luo's arms looked like he was going to sleep, Chong Chong said with a smile: "Luo Luo, I'll take him into the bedroom to sleep, there happens to be Tuantuan to accompany him."

Luo Luo thought about it and thought it was right, so he said, "I'll go with you, Xixi knows people a little bit."

"Okay." Chongchong was very happy.

No one noticed that Alphonse, who was sitting by the side, frowned, but the dull three only wondered why the weather suddenly became so cold?Want to add an extra dress.

After a while, Luoluo and Chongchong came back, and the atmosphere suddenly became warmer.

Because of the marriage of Chongchong and Alphonse, our Li Chen and Jiade also met. They are both Oriental fans, so they always get together to study this and that.

Jiade learned a lot about oriental culture from Li Chen, and Li Chen learned how to make wine from Jiade. On this day, the wine they drank was Li Chen's self-brewed Erguotou.

It was the first time for everyone to drink this wine, because the old friends hadn't seen each other for a long time, so they drank a few more glasses, and the faces of several people suddenly turned red.

Alphonse had already drank a lot of wine, but his cheeks were just a little red, while Chongchong had only drank a small cup, his fair face was stained with a large blush, and he was still stammering.

After drinking too much alcohol, Li Chen also became more courageous. Li Chen teased and said to Heath, "Heath, why are you taking pictures with our family Alphonse? Have you taken a fancy to him?"

Alphonse's eyebrows lined together.

Heath hiccupped, waved his hand in a very distorted manner, and said, "That's not true, Your Majesty is too tender to suit me." Regardless of Alphonse's expression, Heath continued: "You say I will I have been widowed for so many years, I should also look for my second spring, take a few photos with His Majesty, it can increase my worth, hahaha, I am smart, when I marry into a noble family, they will also marry me. You will remember that I have friendship with His Majesty the Emperor, and you will not dare to bully me."

Heath was drinking too much, and his temper was very straightforward, so when he said it, he just slammed the case, and then put his arms around Alphonse's shoulders in a very rogue manner, and said: "Your Majesty, Uncle Heath has some credit for you, don't you?" Don't mind."

Uncle Heath?

Alphonse wanted to chop the fish.

In this world, there is no one who can be older than him, and he pretends to be old in front of this ten thousand year old demon. Really, isn't Heath a fish from Lala Star?Why don't you have any common sense?

When Heath said this, Li Chen and Wright burst out laughing and knocked on the bowl with their chopsticks, just like a group of lunatics.

Alphonse turned his head and wanted to ask Chongchong if he was drunk and if he wanted to go back to sleep for a while, but Alphonse was surprised to find that Chongchong had disappeared.

Looking around, he didn't see Chongchong. Alphonse was a little anxious, and wanted to go back to the bedroom to see if Chongchong went to see the child. Unexpectedly, there was a faint sound coming into his ears. .

Alphonse frowned, and then pulled up the tablecloth on the table. Under the table, there was a thin figure squatting on the ground, talking intently.

"Bugs." Alphonse was worried that he would hit his head when he stood up, so he also squatted down. As a result, there were two people missing on the table.

Chongchong ignored people and poked the floor with his fingers, but there was nothing on the floor. Alphonse was a little curious, and couldn't hear what Chongchong was saying, so he moved closer to his ear and listened carefully: "350 one, 350 two, 350 three..."

Alphonse wondered: "What are you counting?"

Chongchong looked at Alphonse with somewhat slack eyes, hiccupped, then tilted his head to look at Alphonse for a few seconds, recognized that it was his husband, and said with a smile: "Alphonse, I am counting Where are the bugs?"

"Bugs?" Alphonse was puzzled, where are the bugs here?

Chongchong smiled foolishly: "Yes, I can go out after counting [-] worms. I am locked in prison now."

Alphonse: "..."

What is this, what is this prison?

Suddenly, Alphonse thought of a game, that is, a group of people hide on the table, count one, two, three, and then climb out of the table to see who is still inside, and whoever has to squat under the table and count three thousand numbers to come out.

Such a game that elementary school students would play, but his husband is playing it.

"Congchong, you're drunk, let's go." Alphonse took Chongchong's hand, intending to pull him out, but Chongchong shook off Alphonse's hand, and said through gritted teeth, "Don't think I counted If it’s less than three thousand, I’ll definitely be able to count it.” So, he wrung his fingers and said, “Where did you count just now?” After thinking about it, “Oh, one hundred one, one hundred two…”

Alphonse==If he counts like this, he probably won't be able to count three thousand by tomorrow morning. Feeling helpless, Alphonse suddenly felt that Chongchong was very cute, and couldn't help but kissed him on the lips.

Unexpectedly, Chongchong turned his head, touched Alphonse's face, and said: "Tete, your saliva smells a bit bad, you are not allowed to lick me again, do you understand?" Fance's head.

"Huh? Where did I count to?" Chongchong tilted his head in confusion, thinking for a long time: "Ah, yes, 180 two, 180 three..."

Alphonse was completely speechless. Watching Chong Chong count, he only hoped that he could finish counting sooner.

If the citizens of Lala Star knew that their almighty emperor accompanied his beloved husband to count under the table, they would probably be extremely shocked.

When Chongchong counted to nine hundred and ninety-nine, suddenly, Chongchong let out an ah, and tapped his head with his hand: "What's after nine hundred and ninety-nine? Ah...it's one hundred..." So, Chongchong The worm began to count from one hundred again.

Alphonse had no choice but to be tough and drag him out. According to Chongchong's counting, they probably had to spend the night under the table.

Unexpectedly, the drunk Chongchong was very stubborn, he couldn't pull it no matter what, and then he just hugged the table leg, no matter how Alphonse pulled it, he would not let go, Alphonse felt a little distressed, if he pulled it down, he would dislocate it .

Chongchong moaned and said, "I can't go out even if I can't be beaten to death." The other hand was waving wildly in the air, just in time for Alphonse to come up to him, and slapped him impartially. Fance's face.

Fortunately, Chongchong has no strength now, his hands are limp, and it looks like flirting when he hit his face, otherwise Alphonse would really tear down this table.

On the table, several people were still drunk, punching and slapping the table, Alphonse was distracted.

"170 one, 170 eight, 170 nine..."

Alphonse thought of a good way, leaned over, and shook Chongchong: "Congchong, Chongchong."

"Why?" Chongchong looked so stupid when he was drunk, and his desire to ravage him rose sharply.

"It's all right," said Alphonse.

"Where did I count?" Chongchong pouted his chin, looking depressed.

"You counted to two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine." Alphonse said softly in Chongchong's ear.

"Really?" Chongchong looked very disbelieving.

"kindness."

"Two thousand nine hundred ninety-nine, ninety..."

Alphonse clenched his fists tightly, resisting the desire to beat Chong Chong violently, and said with a half-hearted smile, "After two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, there will be three thousand."

"Really?" Chongchong blinked, "How can I remember?"

Alphonse gave up, and sat down on the ground, let Chongchong lean on his lap, and said, "Lie down and count slowly." Because Alphonse found out, Chongchong is playing drunk, How could he reason with a 'lunatic'?

Under the table, the sympathetic young couple counted. On the table, Luo Luo was so drunk that he fell asleep on the table, while the other three were singing, singing, dancing, and Heath just climbed onto the table and jumped. , It feels like there is music accompaniment, and the dance is still decent.

And in the bedroom, the two little guys also woke up.

Tuantuan and Xixi were lying on the same bed. Sisi was a bit bigger than Tuantuan, but not as fat as Tuantuan. The two little guys seemed to like each other very much, and they groped each other's face with both hands.

Tuantuan: "Wow...Waka...Wow..." Who are you, you look so beautiful, marry me in the future.

Xixi: "Meow... um..." No, you are so fat, and you are still a deformity.

Tuantuan: "Kahoo...grumble...wow..." My dad said, I'm an angel, not a deformity

Xixi: "Wow ha ha... Kara... wow..." Deceitful, annoying...

So, Tuantuan was depressed...