When I came back, I became a piece of crap

When Xiaobao came to look for Qin Yun, he almost didn't dare to recognize him when he saw his strange outfit, and asked in disgust, "Father, why are you dressed like this?" After pretending to be something, he jumped back three feet in a row.

Qin Yun gave him a blank stare in his heart: "Why are you here, don't you need to climb the ladder?"

Xiaobao immediately said excitedly: "Father, guess what?"

Seeing his proud and happy appearance, how could Qin Yun not guess it?He deliberately said: "Could it be that he sneaked out before he finished climbing?"

Xiao Bao glared at him angrily: "That's not true! I've already finished climbing!"

Xiaobao climbed the ladder during the day, soaked in medicinal baths at night, and then meditated. After half a month, it was still effective. Finally, he climbed to the end of the ladder in only half a day, and he was so excited that tears filled his eyes.

Mu Hanxiao is also very satisfied, Xiaobao is still making rapid progress, so give him a half-day rest.As soon as Xiaobao heard this, he ran to look for Qin Yun happily. He hadn't seen Qin Yun for half a month, and he missed Qin Yun very much.

Qin Yun cheerfully praised: "Little Treasure is really amazing. It took me a whole day to climb the ladder to climb up, but now I can climb it in half a day."

After getting the exaggeration of getting what he wanted, Xiaobao immediately laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, but he still didn't forget to ask Qin Yun for a reward: "Father... Master gave me half a day off as a reward, father, where is your reward?"

Qin Yun stretched out his hand to him and said with a smile: "Come here, give father a pat on the head as a reward for you."

"Don't!" Xiaobao immediately took another step away, and said in distaste: "You picked bird droppings with your hands, it's dirty!"

Qin Yun immediately clutched his chest, looking very hurt and about to cry, but he acted too hard, no matter how you looked at it, it was fake: "My son, you actually despise me! I'm so sad!"

But Xiaobao didn't see that he was pretending at all, thinking that he had really hurt his old father's heart, and felt very guilty: "No, I don't dislike my father at all."

Qin Yun didn't believe it: "What are you doing hiding so far without you? Don't you dislike me? If you come here and kiss me, I believe you don't dislike me.".

As he said that, he squatted down halfway, put the two buckets on the ground, turned his face sideways, and tapped his cheek with one hand, signaling Xiaobao to come quickly.

Xiao Bao hesitated for a moment, with a pink and tender little nose, he tried his best to inhale, but he didn't smell anything, then he rushed over and gave him a big kiss on the cheek.

Qin Yun was so happy that he threw away the burden, hugged Xiaobao, and kissed him heavily on the cheek, and said with a smile, "My good son! I know you don't despise me as an old father!"

The father and son hugged each other for a while, Xiao Bao writhed in Qin Yun's arms, and said eagerly, "Father, where is my reward?"

Qin Yun rolled his eyes, thinking of what to give Xiaobao as a reward.

When Xu Jiaojiao got the news that Xiaobao was on vacation and came to look for Qin Yun and Xiaobao, she smelled a very seductive smell of meat from a distance, and all the gluttons in her stomach ran out.

Xu Jiaojiao immediately remembered the hot pot she made on the flying boat, and she has never forgotten the taste. Now that she smells the fragrance, she wonders if this is something delicious to cook in the future, so she speeds up and walks forward. Seeing a set of father and son, they were roasting a big red, fat, round and bright roast chicken around the fire, and they sat between the father and son without thinking about it, and they didn't feel embarrassed at all.

Qin Yun greeted with a smile: "It's just in time, come and try my handicraft." Speaking of which, he generously pulled a big chicken leg to Xu Jiaojiao, and then pulled off another big chicken leg to Xiao Bao.

Xu Jiaojiao didn't doubt that he was there, took a bite out of her hand, her mouth was so hot that her breath gasped, but the pain of being scalded was soon covered by the strong smell of meat.More importantly, this chicken still contains a lot of spiritual power, which is very pure, comparable to high-quality medicinal pills. Once it enters the mouth, it is quickly absorbed by the meridians, leaving no trace of impurities at all. The little burn on the inside healed immediately.

The hotness in the mouth and the rich meat aroma are intertwined to form a different kind of stimulation and food enjoyment, which makes people want to take another bite quickly.

A roast chicken was quickly divided among the three. Both Xu Jiaojiao and Xiaobao felt a little unfulfilled. At the same time, they looked at Qin Yun eagerly. Qin Yun did not live up to their expectations. A lump of mud was dug out, and it was he who made the beggar's chicken.

Qin Yunqingqing knocked the mud balls open, and a strong fragrance of lotus leaves mixed with the fragrance of chicken came out, which stimulated people's taste buds even more.

However, Xu Jiaojiao's face froze. Why did the lotus leaf used to wrap the chicken look so familiar?Why is it so like the lotus leaf of water purification of the elder grandson's treasure?

Seeing that Qin Yun took out a dagger and cut open the chicken's belly, revealing the smothered seasonings stuffed in the chicken's belly—a few leaves that looked more familiar, this time she completely recognized it. The "true colors" of these so-called seasonings are all spiritual plants in the spiritual field of the elder grandson's treasure.

Xu Jiaojiao was completely dumbfounded, "Could you use the spiritual plant that you stole from the elder grandson to make seasoning?"

Qin Yun stretched out her index finger and shook it. Xu Jiaojiao breathed a sigh of relief, and she said, Qin Yun would not be so reckless and brainless. After offending the elder grandson, instead of being a man with his tail between his legs, he would continue to provoke him without thinking.

Then I heard Qin Yun say leisurely: "I took it honestly."

Xu Jiaojiao: "!"

Xu Jiaojiao was so startled that she almost jumped up and stared at Qin Yun with her eyes wide open: "You, you, you don't want to die? If you completely angered Elder Changsun, even my senior brother may not be able to save you!"

Qin Yun calmly said, "Do you think the spiritual plant I'm using now is comparable to that bloody flower field and a golden thunder bamboo?"

Xu Jiaojiao shook her head. Although these spiritual plants are also very precious, they are not so precious compared to Xueyanhua and Jinleizhu.

Qin Yun spread his hands, "That's right, when I destroyed the Bloody Flower Field and Golden Thunder Bamboo, I offended the old man Changsun to death. Even if I put my tail between my legs now, he might not He hates me so much that he wants to kill me to avenge his flowers and bamboos, adding a few more leaves now is not a big deal."

Well, it seems that this is the case, Xu Jiaojiao suddenly realized that she was almost being led by the nose by Qin Yun, "No!..."

Qin Yun didn't wait for her to continue to object, tore off a chicken leg from the beggar chicken and shook it in front of her, with a sly smile, "Do you still eat this beggar chicken?"

Xu Jiaojiao silently looked at the chicken in front of her, and suddenly remembered that the roast chicken in front seemed to have been seasoned with the spiritual plants that Qin Yun stole from the spiritual field. Since she ate the roast chicken, she was ignorant If he is an accessory, he could say that he was innocent before, but now that he eats Qin Yun's Beggar Chicken, it is tantamount to knowingly committing a crime.But it would be cruel no matter how you look at it to let her give up such delicious chicken legs...

The smell of chicken scrambled into her nose, Xu Jiaojiao swallowed uncontrollably, closed her eyes, grabbed the chicken leg, took a bite viciously, and finally tasted the delicacy that made her salivate, "Eat Just eat! Whoever is afraid of whom!"

Qin Yun showed a triumphant smile, as if he just remembered, "I forgot to tell you, this is not a chicken, but a pearl bird. Is it better than chicken?"

Xu Jiaojiao: "..."

Xu Jiaojiao's face is full of bullshit, Qin Yun is a scumbag, offending the grandson elders of Lingzhi Garden, offending the elders of Spirit Beast Garden, and what's even more hateful is that he was dragged into the water foolishly!

The more Xu Jiaojiao thought about it, the more grief and indignation became, and she bit the chicken even more fiercely, as if what she was eating was not chicken, but the flesh and blood of someone from Qin.

Qin Yun acted as if he hadn't seen it, and enjoyed eating chicken with Xiaobao and his son.

In Mu Hanxiao's cave in Danfeng, the eldest grandson got the pill he wanted, and he was happy in his heart, but he asked melancholy on his face: "Xiao Mu, you also know that your master has always been from the Xuanjian sect. The most indispensable alchemist, most of the high-level pills in the entire sect rely on him to successfully refine, and now he has returned to the upper realm, without him in the Xuanjian sect, I don't know what to do in the future?"

Mu Hanxiao said disapprovingly: "A sword cultivator cultivates his heart and body, and he can become a great weapon without borrowing from foreign objects. The sect is too dependent on the master's elixir, which has caused many disciples to have a vain foundation. Only with a matching state of mind will it be difficult to cultivate sword intent. Now that the master is leaving, everyone can calm down, no longer rely on pills, and rely on their own concentration to practice."

Elder Changsun's throat choked, why didn't this follow the routine?Shouldn't we follow his words and start worrying about the shortage of pills in Xuanjianmen?

He didn't give up and continued to talk back, "Although this is the case, the operation of the sect still needs the support of spirit stones. If most of the pills are missing, more than half of the income will be lost. It won't take long. My Xuanjian The sect will become the poorest sect in the Lingyu.

Even cultivators are mostly people who step on the high and hold the low. At that time, my Xuanjian Sect will be weak, and everyone wants to step on it, especially Gui Yuanzong and Danding Sect. Opportunity to suppress our Xuanjianmen.Surviving between the cracks in the Xuanjian Gate, I'm afraid it will be difficult to protect themselves. "

After a pause, he didn't give Mu Hanxiao a chance to say something like "Speak with strength and walk back fiercely", and then hurriedly said: "If you can leave the letter of Senior Brother Mu to the sect, the sect's An alchemist can learn from Senior Brother Mu, which is enough for my Xuanjianmen to benefit a lot."

Elder Changsun spoke heartbroken and sincerely pleading, Mu Hanxiao sneered in his heart, if he was still the one who hadn't experienced the warmth and coldness of human relationships eight years ago, maybe he was really persuaded, and for the sake of Xuanjianmen, Mu Rong's alchemy Take out the letter and hand it to Zongmen, but now...

Mu Hanxiao said apologetically, "I just disappointed Elder Zhangsun. Master has always relied on his super memory, so he never writes manuscripts."

Elder Changsun didn't believe it, and quickly asked: "Didn't he leave you a handbook?"

In the world of self-cultivation, master's handbook is equivalent to a textbook. After all, master also needs to practice in seclusion. Once he retreats, it may last ten years, dozens or even hundreds of years. In order not to delay the practice of the true disciples below, most of them will be disciples I deliberately wrote my own cultivation experience into a letter and gave it to my disciples.

Mu Hanxiao: "The elder was joking. Ever since I blew up his alchemy room when I was six years old, he said that he would never teach me alchemy again. He was even said to write a book on alchemy just for me. You also know that alchemy is what I dislike the most since I was a child, and the old master also hates to write something, but he doesn't even bother to write alchemy formulas."

Elder Changsun was choked again, and after a long silence he had no choice but to admit that what Mu Hanxiao said was true, he just smiled and said, "What kind of elder are you calling, it's too unfamiliar, I am your master's younger brother, you should call My uncle is right, didn't you always shout like this before? Why did you change your mouth? Could it be that you are unfamiliar with me?"

Mu Hanxiao glanced at him coldly: "It's not because he's unfamiliar, but for the sake of the elders. Master wrote in a letter and said that he was originally a true disciple of the Jiuhua Immortal Sect in the upper realm, and he had a master of the Mahayana period. His peers There are several brothers and sisters, all of whom are above Huashen, if the senior uncles and uncles know that there are people here who dare to argue with their peers..."

Needless to say the rest, you can understand that the strong in the cultivation world are respected in the Nascent Soul Stage in the Lingyu, and the gods are legendary existences, which can be called great powers.If it is true that these powerful people know that a little Jindanqi elder from a small sect in the Central Spiritual Domain dares to discuss friendship with their peers, and even claims to be their junior to take advantage of them, the consequences are unimaginable.

Elder Changsun's face was very ugly, and he couldn't hold back his smile, but he didn't dare to vent his anger on Mu Hanxiao at all. Instead, he wanted to please him even more, not to mention how aggrieved he was.

At this moment, Elder Duan from the Artifact Refining Pavilion rushed in and said excitedly: "Junior brother, Xiao Mu, tell me quickly, who made this bamboo flute!"

Mu Hanxiao and Elder Changsun heard the sound and saw that he was holding the flute made by Qin Yun from golden thunder bamboo.

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