When I came back, I became a piece of crap

"Hahahahahahahaha!" Xu Jiaojiao laughed indistinctly and smashed the trunk of the tree with her fist, startling a tree of flying birds. Fortunately, there were no other disciples around, otherwise she would have laughed so hard when she saw the always arrogant and cold little sister Without an image, I'm afraid it will shock the jaws all over the place.

Qin Yun walked past her expressionlessly carrying two empty buckets, ignoring her at all.

Xu Jiaojiao hurriedly followed, endured and endured, and finally suppressed the urge to continue laughing, and asked with a smile: "The Xueyanhua and Jinleizhu were both obtained by Master Changsun with a lot of effort." Seeds, I heard that he almost invested his entire net worth in it, and when he got it back, he served him like a baby, but if any of us touched a leaf, it would be like hurting his grandson, I wish I could give that person thousands of dollars Damn. I didn't expect you to be so brave. In order to please senior brother, you even dare to touch his baby, and if you move, it will kill you!"

Qin Yun had fish eyes, how did he know that the seemingly ordinary piece of roses and the ordinary bamboo that looked discolored had such a big background, but even the system couldn't tell the difference.

Knowing that the system is unreliable, I didn't expect the system to be so unreliable!

The system is also very wronged, and it doesn't want to. Its database only unseals to the middle spirit realm. There are some information on the upper spirit realm, but not in detail. If it is a very favorite spirit, it can hold back. But bloody flowers and golden thunder bamboo, don't look at how rare they are in the middle spirit realm, but they are just ordinary low-level spiritual plants in the upper spirit realm, which is not so rare, and it just doesn't have these in the upper spirit realm It can be regarded as the common material of Lingzhi, so I couldn't recognize Xueyanhua and Jinleizhu.

Xu Jiaojiao understood very well: "Hey, I can't blame you. You are from the lower world. How many spiritual plants have you seen? You should not recognize Xueyanhua and Jinleizhu."

That tone was like a child in the city saying to a classmate from the countryside, it's normal for you from the countryside not to know mobile phones and computers, I understand.

Qin Yun secretly rolled his eyes in his heart, what happened to the person from the lower realm?Who told you that those who come from the lower realms are ignorant?

...that's true.He was ignorant and didn't know much about Zhonglingyu, so he made this simple mistake.

Qin Yun was so angry that he was half dead.

"Why don't you ask me?" Xu Jiaojiao was still chattering, "Hey, I thought you had some good idea to ask me to help lure the senior brother over so confidently.

It's a pity, if you had told me in advance, such a big joke wouldn't have happened.I don't know what my brother will think.

But you don't have to worry. After Uncle Mu disappeared, many elders' attitudes toward their seniors have changed.Senior Uncle Changsun is one of them, he even sneered at Senior Brother, saying that Senior Uncle Mu was dead, but he was very angry with Senior Brother, you can be regarded as giving Senior Brother a bad breath by doing this..."

Qin Yun finally stopped, turned and turned around, only caring about Xu Jiaojiao, who was chattering behind Qin Yun, almost being hit by the turning wooden barrel, and hurriedly took two steps back.

"Who else is embarrassing A Xiao?" Damn!Almost forgot there was such a crop!If he dares to embarrass his wife, he will not be a good man if he doesn't take revenge one by one!

There was a dangerous look in Qin Yun's eyes.

Seeing his intentions, Xu Jiaojiao turned pale with shock, and quickly said: "Don't mess around! Even if you are a genius who has entered the Tao with martial arts, which is rare in a thousand years, and you have a genius son with a single spirit root, you can take a look at it!" If you offend so many elders, even a senior brother can't keep you!

What's more, he still has amnesia now, he doesn't remember the past, he's afraid he'll just think you're nothing to blame, and hate you even more, let alone want to protect you! "

Qin Yun: "Don't worry, I know in my heart that I will never mess around, let alone bring danger to Ah Xiao and the two children."

Xu Jiaojiao looked at him suspiciously, seeing that he was sincere and that he was not a reckless person, so she believed it.

What's more, she has been upset with those people for a long time. When Uncle Mu is gone, she can torment her precious senior brother vigorously. Jin'er pretended to be kind in front of the senior brother, as if the senior brother was their own son, which made her feel disgusted.

So he told Qin Yun all those people without reservation.

Qin Yun also had his own little calculations in his heart. Don't look at Mu Hanxiao who brought him to the elder grandson to make amends without saying a word. He knew Mu Hanxiao best, so he naturally saw that Mu Hanxiao was at that time. Not only was he not angry at all, he was also in a very good mood, especially after seeing the elder grandson fainted from anger, he could hardly hide the smile in his eyes.

After Elder Changsun woke up, although he was so angry that he wanted to kill him, A Xiao helped him to say a few words of love. No matter how unwilling Elder Changsun was, he could only treat A Xiao lightly and punish him slightly as a punishment .Presumably, Elder Changsun must be vomiting to death.

When Elder Changsun was upset, A Xiao felt at ease, and when A Xiao was at ease, he felt happy.

That being the case, why not concoct it according to the law, how many times?

Qin Yun narrowed his eyes slightly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, like a fox about to steal hundreds or eighty chickens.

Xu Jiaojiao inexplicably felt that such a Qin Yun was particularly sluggish, his hands were itchy, and he wanted to beat someone up.

The two soon came to the spirit beast garden.

Qin Yun took out a jade card and handed it to the gatekeeper disciple.

The disciple was at the stage of Qi refining. After receiving the jade card, he had a strange expression on his face. He looked at Qin Yun sympathetically and said, "The pearl bird is to the east. Senior Brother Qin will be able to see it when he walks along the gravel path to the end."

Qin Yun raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you recognize me?"

The disciple said: "Brother Qin's glorious achievements, who in Xuanjianmen doesn't know? He angered Elder Mu when he came here, and after being thrown out by Elder Mu on the sword training ground, he took Elder Changsun's precious blood flower Venting your anger with Jin Leizhu, on the contrary, allowed Junior Uncle Mu to plead for you in front of the elder grandson regardless of past suspicions. In the end, he was only punished to pick up dung in the Pearl Bird Forest, and he still had all his tails. I really admired all the brothers and sisters. Endless!"

Qin Yun was a little embarrassed, he didn't expect that he was already so famous.

Xu Jiaojiao was very surprised: "What? You are going to pick up dung from the pearl bird?"

Qin Yun nodded: "Elder Changsun punished me to pick dung from the pearl bird forest every day." The pearl bird is a kind of spiritual beast. According to Elder Changsun, the manure made from its dung is most beneficial to spiritual plants.

Xu Jiaojiao looked at Qin Yun very sympathetically: "Tsk, I knew Uncle Changsun couldn't let you go so easily, so he was waiting here!"

Qin Yun didn't understand, so Xu Jiaojiao didn't say much, but gloated and said, "You'll know when you go in, and I won't follow you in." After finishing speaking, she quickly slipped away.

Qin Yun looked at the disciple inquiringly, but the disciple didn't say anything, just looked at him with sympathy in his eyes.

Qin Yun entered in a daze, and soon found Pearl Bird Forest.A ban was set up outside the pearl bird forest, which should be used to trap those pearl birds and prevent them from flying around.

The barrier is transparent, and you can see the white and round pearl birds inside from the outside, like a round and big pearl, with a light yellow shimmer in the sun, which is even brighter than the best big pearls. To look good, people like to look at.

However, the moment Qin Yun stepped in, Hao Xuan didn't pass out!

It really smells like a wife!

This kind of smell is not an ordinary smell, it hits the soul directly, even if you cover your nose and don't breathe, you can't block it!This is simply equivalent to a spiritual attack in the foundation building period!

Gulu, a white and round pearl bird flew over Qin Yun's head, leaving a feather and... a bubble of bird droppings, and it hit Qin Yun's toes. In an instant, that super stink bomb exploded in front of him. It felt like a landmine exploded in his soul, making him dizzy, his soul came out of his body, and he wished he could faint immediately!

The body acted faster than the brain, quickly exited the pearl bird forest, and immediately could not smell the stench that would suffocate the soul.

Damn it!The feces pulled by such a round and cute pearl bird are so smelly!What a long experience!No wonder the old man Changsun let go so easily, he was waiting here!

Such a mental attack, if the cultivation base does not have the foundation building period, will be overwhelmed and become a fool in a few days.Even in the foundation building period, being attacked by such spirits every day is not much better!

Qin Yun was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, then rubbed his chin and thought to himself, the smell of this bird's feces seems to be able to directly attack the soul, if he protects the soul with spiritual power, will it be fine?

The system quickly flattered me: "The host is so smart, he immediately thought of the key point! I have a magic weapon here that can protect the soul, do you want the host to have one?"

Qin Yun secretly disliked the little mental retardation of the system, with a calm face, "Bring it to me."

The system breathed a sigh of relief, and the magic weapon that Qin Yunken asked for it showed that the mistake this time was over.

The Magical Artifact mentioned by the system is a silk scarf dyed in various colors. I don’t know what kind of material it is made of. After wearing it, it can withstand the attack of the consciousness below the golden core stage. It is just right here, but if the color can be completely black Or all white is better.

Qin Yun didn't dislike it either, and wrapped himself twice around his face with a silk scarf, and tied a random knot at the back of his head, making his whole person look as weird as he wanted.But it was still quite useful. When Qin Yun stepped into the pearl bird forest again, he didn't smell any bad smell anymore.

So from that day on, all the disciples could see a man with a colorful silk scarf wrapped around his head carrying two buckets of dung from the Spiritual Beast Garden to the Spiritual Plant Garden every day.It looked as odd as it could have been.

The worst thing was that the man was surrounded by a stench comparable to a murder weapon!Disciples in the Qi refining stage with lower strength can be fainted in an instant!The place he passed still had a lingering stench.

As a result, other disciples saw him from a distance and rushed as fast as they could. If they dodged a little slower, it would be a tragedy in the world!

The disciples who worked in the Lingzhi Garden and the Spirit Beast Garden couldn't escape, it was miserable.

Finally, everyone couldn't bear it any longer, and complained to the elders of Spirit Beast Garden and Spirit Zhi Garden.

The next day, Qin Yun got two special dung buckets, which were banned by Jindan monks. The guano used to hold the pearl birds would never emit a bad smell.

Qin Yun sneered, and only took it out now, obviously because he wanted to see his good show before, but he didn't know whether the people behind this good show were satisfied or not.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-04-1523：46：02~2020-04-2022：39：40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of ε dumb beast з;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!