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Faced with the first date in his life, Shenqi was a little nervous.

"Boss, is this normal for me?"

Dazai took a sip of his coffee and gave him affirmation: "Very good."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who happened to enter, also glanced at him, and complained about him: "You are so gorgeous, are you going to be the best man?"

Shenqi sharpened his nails and said grimly: "Zhongye, if you are talking too much, I will tell everyone about your shoe pads and heightening insoles."

Zhong Ye slightly glanced at his head and refused to admit it: "No..."

Shen Qi said with sharp eyes: "Then why are you blushing?"

"I do not have!"

Shenqi snorted coldly: "I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'm leaving."

After Shenqi left, Chuya shrugged helplessly: "That idiot is so crazy."

Dazai stirred the coffee with a spoon, and said calmly, "Men in love can understand."

"By the way." Chuya suddenly thought of something, and asked, "What did you say before I came?"

Dazai smiled mysteriously: "It's a secret."

Shen Qi looked at the time, and arranged her hair in front of the glass window that can be used as a mirror.

There are very few places where boys can play together, so Kamiki chose a shooting range based on Dazai's suggestion.

Goujuan, who was wearing casual clothes, arrived 10 minutes earlier. He thought he was early enough, but Shenqi seemed to have been waiting for a long time.

A few meters away, he saw Shenqi's brimming smile, and he wondered if, as a Mafia, Shenqi might be a little too bright.

The sunlight converged into a small circle of light above Shenqi's head, wrapping around him, making him look fluffy.

Gou Juan was stunned, his ears blushed inexplicably, and his eyes were slightly lowered to look directly at the light on Shenqi's body.

So... dazzling.

Shenqi was very excited and chattered endlessly.

Goujuan was listening very seriously, he has always been listening like this, because he is a spiritual master, he rarely confides himself to others.

Shenqi scratched his head and said in embarrassment: "I've been talking all the time, isn't it boring?"

Goujuu waved his hands, took out his phone and started typing.

[It's very interesting, Shenqi's family is very interesting. ]

Shenqi was not afraid of revealing his identity at all, and told Goujuan a lot of interesting things in the universe.

Including elder brother Shenwei who is a white rice madman, Afutu who always loses his prosthetic limb every time he fights, and Yang Guoxing's prince who is an idiot.

And my brother's boss, the idiot admiral, looks like a potato.

[Potato! ? ]

Shenqi tried to make gestures: "It's like an immature potato with two pointed ears growing on it, it's weird anyway."

Goujuan also tried to type something about his daily life on his mobile phone.

His life is very simple, go to class, go out on assignments, and go back to the dormitory.

The only thing that is not simple is his various pranks.

Shenqi was teased and laughed loudly: "You guys are going too far, is the paralyzed Fu Hei Jun angry?"

Goujuu shook his head and nodded.

But now Fuhei is very difficult to deal with, he and the panda are almost no longer his opponents, so he can only use the title of senior to force him.

When they arrived at the shooting range, the two picked out their positions, and the guns began to aim at the constantly moving target.

Shenqi's marksmanship is very accurate, with a hundred shots.

Goujuan is different, he is a conjurer, and he rarely touches a gun.

After Shenqi finished shooting, he ran to Goujuan. He hugged Goujuan from behind and raised his hand to help him aim.

With the efforts of two people, the bullet hit the target.

The two clapped tacitly and started the next round of shooting.

During the break, God prayed to Osamu Dazai's unconventional method to 100% confession success.

He's going to try it.

He silently moved to the side of Gou Juan, grabbed his hand unexpectedly, and said sincerely, "Are you willing to die in love with me?"

Dog roll: "?!"

Goujuan's reaction made Shenqi realize that he had failed: "The leader said that such a confession would definitely succeed."

[…?Is this a confession? ]

"Isn't it?"

Goujuan shook his head, and quickly typed a few words on the phone.

[It is harassment. ]

Shenqi gritted his teeth and said: "Osamu Dazai! I will tear down the chief's office when I go back!"

What he said was not angry, but serious.

[Demolish the leader's office? ]

"Can't it? Then I'll just demolish the Mafia building."

Goujuan's eyes widened, isn't Shenqi the cadre of Mafia?Why self-destruct lair?

"It's a pity that the high school of conjuration is not recruiting."

I really want to switch jobs from Mafia to the High School of Conjuration.

[Is this the end of today? ]

"Maybe we can have dinner?" Shenqi invited.

Goujuan calculated the time for his next return to the high school, but he shook his head and refused: "It's too late to go back."

Shenqi let out a low "Oh" and asked cautiously: "Can we come out to play next time?"

The orange fluffy head was right in front of his eyes, and there was still a bunch of dull hair on the top of his head. Gouju couldn't help it, and touched it with his hand, and it felt good as he expected.

[Can! ]

He doesn't have many friends, except for the students at school, there is no one else. It is also a good thing to make one more friend.

Shenqi compared ok, and after separating from Goujuan, he met Mafia angrily.

He was standing downstairs, holding an umbrella and figuring out where to bomb.

Chuuya got out of the car and looked at him with the eyes of a mentally retarded person: "What are you doing?"

"Thinking where to blow it up can blow up the Mafia building."

The two had a fight outside, Dazai heard Nakajima's report, rubbed his forehead to persuade the fight.

Shenqi, who usually listened to him, gave him a vicious look: "It's not a confession at all to die for love together!"

Dazai coughed in embarrassment: "Every time I say this to other girls, they readily agree."

"The leader is a single dog, and I will definitely be single according to your advice. I will never listen to the leader again."

For a long time after that, Osamu Dazai did not see his Shenqi cadre, as long as he asked, he would get a reply of "Shenqi cadre went on a date again".

Did he cultivate talents for the Conjuration High School?

After working so hard for so long, he was hooked away by just anyone.

Dazai personally came to the door to block Shenqi, but Shenqi never came back when no one came.

"..."

Without him messing with the two of them, would progress be so rapid?

Not long after, Shenqi moved out of the Mafia building directly.

Dazai began to think that maybe he should also go to the high school of conjuration to poach the wall.

"God prays that the cadres finally know to go to work."

Shen Qi vicissitudes said: "I'm like a little boy now, I need to make money for my future status."

Dazai bewitched, "You can move to the Mafia building together."

This not only saved people, but also dug the foot of the wall.

"Boss, your idea is good, I'll ask Ji about it immediately!"

Dazai waited for a few more days, but Shenqi did not arrive, but instead received a letter from Gojo Satoru, the teacher of the high school of conjuration.

Warn him to blow up the Mafia building in person.

Dazai stood in front of the glass window and looked down, he could see the flow of people and the blue sky.

No matter how people or ghosts want to blow up the Mafia building.

Shenqi, who originally thought that being with Goumaki would be able to live a happy life, met Gojo Satoru, Gojo Satoru, Goumaki's former class teacher on the way home one day.

"Are you God praying?"

The tall man leaned against the street lamp with a warm smile.

As soon as Shenqi nodded, the man's expression changed immediately.

The huge shock wave chased Shenqi and exploded. For some reason, this scene felt very familiar to Shenqi, but the person chasing him and beating him seemed not to be this one.

Time is a cycle, and Shenqi suddenly felt that Feng Shui seemed to be taking turns.