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In the dimly lit office, Nakahara Zhong also frowned, and he let out a displeased "tss", hoping that the people squatting under the chair who were constantly chewing food would calm down a bit.

Click.

Click.

The veins on Nakahara Chuya's forehead twitched.

"Can you be quiet?" He finally couldn't help but rage.

Since the leader picked up the creature from this alien planet, he has never had peace.

Dazai Osamu knocked on the table and announced the decision: "That's the decision, Kamiki-kun fills the vacancy of A and becomes a member of the Mafia cadre."

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a distorted expression on his face, and he said violently: "There is no cadre meeting, and there is nothing to declare this stupid boy as a cadre?!"

Is Osamu Dazai crazy or is he blind to see this silly boy who is going to open the back door for him?

He would not have such a big reaction if Atsushi Nakajima was made a cadre.

Osamu Dazai turned his office chair, his tone was very light, but it implied a threat: "I am the leader, and there is no way to refute any decision I want to make."

Zhong also glared at the innocent Shenqi, and left the office angrily.

Dazai Osamu suddenly said: "After becoming a cadre, I looked at Chuya with a displeased face but had to be respectful to me. This feeling is really fascinating."

Shenqi thinks that the people on earth are too strange, but these are not important.

He looked up and asked a very important question: "Is Mafia in charge?"

Osamu Dazai was in a good mood and made an ok gesture: "Never mind, God can eat whatever he wants."

"I want to eat hot pot."

Zhong Ye, who was temporarily called to eat hot pot together, looked at the pot on the table and twitched the corner of his mouth.

"This is a hot pot? What the hell is this little fire-breathing head with Mount Fuji on top of its head?" He pushed aside the squirming brain flower in his hand with some disgust, "Is this a pig brain flower? Disgusting!"

"Wait." Shenqi stopped Osamu Dazai from wanting to burn the meat first.

Zhong Yuanzhong also saw his arrogant attitude, and immediately yelled: "Boy, is it so arrogant to become a cadre? Is this your attitude towards the leader?"

Shenqi took Nakahara Chuya's hand firmly.

"release!"

Shenqi did not let go, but closed his eyes and murmured: "Thanks to the wonderful world for the delicious food, born as a night rabbit, in addition to a strong body, it also has a stomach connected to a black hole, swallowing all enemies into the belly, tearing it up and throwing it away Go into the black hole!"

"Prayers are over before meals."

Nakahara Chuya: "...What kind of prayer before meals is this?!"

Osamu Dazai said flatly: "Chuya, we must respect the special hobbies of alien friends."

"Let's eat!"

Shenqi inhaled the storm, and as soon as the contents of the pot were cooked, Shenqi scooped them all up without leaving any residue.

Seeing that Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai did not move for a long time, he innocently raised his head and asked, "Aren't you going to eat?"

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai stared at the pot with only soup and no ingredients in silence.

Shenqi said happily: "If you don't eat, I will not be polite."

The ingredients on the table counted in seconds and disappeared quickly.

The other two people on the table didn't even touch their chopsticks, and the food was eaten up.

Shenqi rubbed his stomach: "Although I'm not completely full, it's already pretty good. It's so cool to be a Mafia cadre!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

***

Port Mafia's newly appointed cadres are as famous as the veteran cadres Nakahara Chuya.

In fact, some people have already formed the CP of these two cadres in private. The reason is very simple, the heights of the two are very suitable.

However, everyone speculates that the main reason for the low growth of Shenqi cadres is that there are too many indoor umbrellas.

Isn't it always rumored that indoor umbrellas will not grow tall?

As for why the cadres in the Central Plains are not tall, they dare not guess.

"God pray!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also pushed the door of Shenqi's office angrily, and Shenqi, who was sleeping lazily, rolled out of the chair in fright.

He wiped his saliva, his eyes were sleepy.

"What's wrong? My people have come to occupy the earth? The food here is so delicious, don't blame them..."

Nakahara Nakaya held a stack of bills in his arms: "What did you do under the name of Mafia at the High School of Conjuration?!"

Almost all of this thick stack of bills were sent by the high school of conjuration, including building repair fees, green plant re-picking fees...

"I fell in love with a conjurer who is a high school in conjuration. They didn't admit me to the school, saying that I was a spy sent by Mafia." Shenqi shrugged and said indifferently, "They won't let me in, so I can only force it." broke in, got into a fight with their conjurer Gojo Satoru, and then it became like this..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also had a distorted expression: "Say it again?"

"I have taken a fancy to them as a magician..."

The bills in Nakahara Chuya's hands fluttered all over the room, he squeezed Shenqi's collar and pulled it up: "What the hell are you doing?"

Shenqi looked sad: "Is Mafia not allowed to fall in love? The requirements are so strict? No wonder Mafia is a bunch of singles."

Osamu Dazai, who came to check the situation, felt a stab in the heart, he mediated, "Okay Chuya, let go of Shenqi."

Osamu Dazai dragged a stool and sat across from him, with a gossip on his face: "Tell me about that magician you have a crush on?"

Shenqi sighed heavily: "Because of him, I have already lost weight because of him. Why can't he understand my fiery heart that loves him?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt physically uncomfortable. He glanced at the love novels on the table, and said speechlessly: "Speak human words!"

"That conjurer doesn't seem to like me very much, what should I do? How about you say that I directly plunder the raw rice and cook it?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also patted his head: "Why are you crazy? Gojo Satoru of the Conjuration Specialist is a difficult lunatic. If you cause trouble for Mafia, I will directly chop you into a pulp!"

God prayed dejectedly: "I can't help it, I need to start plan B."

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his head, he was about to explode with anger: "Boss!"

Osamu Dazai shrugged: "It's very interesting, God prays that I will support you in pursuing love bravely."

God prayed for the resurrection with full blood: "I'll go buy flowers and start plan B first."

High school of spells.

"Is it ready?"

Shenqi's younger brother flattered him and said, "Shenqi's cadres have already made a heart shape according to your instructions."

"Okay, you can go."

The rose petals had been placed in the shape of a heart, and Shenqi sat cross-legged in the heart and turned on the loudspeaker he brought.

"Hi, everyone, it's me again, God pray."

All eyes were on Juju who wanted to tuck his head into his collar.

"That Mafia cadre is here again." Maki's tone was rather gloating.

Panda sighed: "He is too persistent."

The dog rolled up: "Salmon."

The panda kindly said: "If you can't beat it, remember to call us."

Nagasaki Wild Rose skipped class to watch the excitement, she asked curiously, "Is Senior Goumaki having fun with that Mafia cadre?"

Maki analyzed: "It's not certain, the first meeting between Ji and the Mafia cadre can be regarded as a hero to save the beauty."

Maki started to remember.

She and the dog got out of the mission, and the Spell Alliance made a mistake. The level of the magic spirit was not at all the second level they could handle, but the first level.

The place where they encountered the curse spirit was within the jurisdiction of the port Mafia, and the fight with the curse spirit soon attracted the gods who happened to be nearby.

Her and Goujuan's bodies were gradually exhausted, and the people sent by the Spell Alliance to support them would not be able to arrive for a while.

Just after she refused Goujuan to let her go and his idea of ​​being the queen, Shenqi came out.

The umbrella in his hand continuously fired bullets, relying on his strong body, he was able to fight against the first-level curse spirit forcibly.

Goujuan tried his best to say "Don't move", and controlled the curse spirit for a few seconds.

And Shenqi, taking advantage of the few seconds that the curse spirit was under control, tore up the curse spirit.

Goujuan collapsed to the ground, held Shenqi's hand and stood up.

Just as he was about to say "salmon" instead of thank you, he was interrupted by Shenqi.

"The grace of saving your life should be promised with your body. I have a crush on you, and you are mine."

……

Nagasaki Wild Rose opened her mouth wide: "It's a bit exciting."

The panda was touched and said: "This is too romantic, even the panda's heart starts to thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, etc."

Maki said: "Since then, that Mafia executive has been entangled with thorns."

Shenqi's passionate confession was heard through the loudspeaker to all the teachers and students of the Conjuration College, including Gou Juan.

"Dog Curly Ridge, did you hear that? My love for you is like a tractor going uphill..."

Shenqi frowned, and turned a page of the classic confession quotes on the phone.

He continued to read.

"This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, you are my baby..."

"vomit."

The confession quotes on the Internet are too greasy, God prayed and started to make up.

"Dog Juanji, if you don't agree to my confession, I will learn from the domineering president and take it by force!"

Goujuan pulled down his collar and said in a deep voice, "Shut up!"

Yan Ling made Shenqi shut up, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

It is not allowed to open the previously recorded confession in the speaker.

"Dog Curly Thorn, I like you like a mouse loves rice, like a weasel loves chicken, just like..."

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

Shenqi pointed to his mouth: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)!"

"say."

The first sentence Shenqi opened his mouth was: "Don't talk, kiss me."

Dog Roll: "..."

Shen Qi happily began to show that he gave orders, and the younger brothers were responsible for the actions of the heart-shaped roses.

He stretched out his hand and compared his heart: "Have you seen my endless love for you?"

Goujuan glanced up at him, then shook his head decisively.

A gust of wind blew by, and Shenqi's heart was blown to pieces.

His face wrinkled into a ball, and he said aggrievedly: "My heart."

Goujuan typed a line of words on the phone screen.

[Don't come here again, disturb my study. ]

Shenqi lowered his face: "My love has not yet started, and I have already suffered a BE."

[Are you OK? ]

Shenqi shook his head: "It's okay, it's just that my happiness has left me."

[You...don't be discouraged, you can find better ones. ]

"I can't find it, I can't find it in my life."

Goujuan is in a dilemma, he doesn't hate Shenqi too much, but he is too reckless, he wants to fast forward to the end without even the process.

[We can start with friends. ]

Shenqi opened his eyes: "I still have a chance?"

[It's not... it's just being friends. ]

"A friend who thinks badly about you?"

[......]

Goujuan gave up talking to him.

Shen Qi climbed up the pole: "Since we are friends, are you free to go on a date tomorrow?"

[!Are friends going on a date? ]

Shenqi said in a serious manner: "It's a custom in our family to go out on a date after meeting friends."

[?Really? ]

Shenqi nodded sincerely: "Really."

[Okay... there is no class tomorrow, where are we going? ]

Shenqi's brain is down, he has no experience in dating or anything, and he doesn't know where to go.

Shenqi panicked inwardly, but was as stable as an old dog on the surface.

"I'll send you the address later."

The dog roll nodded.

[See you tomorrow. ]

"See you tomorrow."

I also heard a "boom" while I was dealing with the file with a headache.

Shenqi kicked open the door of his office and hugged his hand.

"Chuya, help me, where should I go on a date?"

Zhong also showed a sinister smile: "Are you showing off? Leave my office within three seconds, or I will prevent you from seeing the sun tomorrow."

Shenqi blinked, and quickly left his office, before leaving, he even closed the door for him.

He was going to ask the leader for his opinion, but the leader looked like a scumbag who had experienced many battles.

Definitely very experienced for dating!