i made a fortune from cursing
Chapter 35
"Okay, now it's time for the mouse."
Fyodor was sitting upright on the chair, and Kamiki and Osamu Dazai squatted on both sides of the stool like two mushrooms.
Behind the stool is a pile of mouse-attracting food provided by the gods, and above the food is a pot on a stick.
Fyodor tried to get up, Osamu Dazai held down his left shoulder, preventing his ability from being able to be used, and Shenqi held down his right shoulder, he felt a mountain on his right shoulder, and his whole body turned to the right incline.
Outrageous, those were the only words Fyodor could think of now.
Shenqi raised his head and hands to his lips and hissed: "Mr. White Hat, please sit down for a while."
Fyodor had an indifferent face.
For fear that he would be bored waiting, Shenqi took out a handful of rock sugar mantras from his pocket and stuffed them into Fyodor's hands.
His hands were a little cold, and his clothes were thicker than those of Shenqi and Dazai.
"If you're bored, you can eat candy."
Fyodor put the candy under his nose and smelled it, but did not tear open the package to eat.
Shenqi pulled the rope tied to the stick and shrank to the corner with Osamu Dazai.
He lowered his voice and asked, "Mr. Dazai, is it really possible to catch him like this?"
The rattling of mice could already be heard.
Osamu Dazai is confident: "Greedy mice will never give up any chance to eat delicious food."
As he said this, he was looking at Fyodor sitting in the chair.
The mice attracted by the scent are eager to get in and taste the delicious food, but so far no mice dare to come.
There are more and more rats living together, but there is not much food placed there.
One mouse got through, and then another mouse got through.
At least six or seven mice gathered under the cauldron.
There was a loud noise, and the mouse that was trying to come to taste the delicious food ran away without a trace.
Shenqi patted the pot, and the rats in it slammed into the top of the pot crazily.
Shenqi held the pot and covered it.
[The five mice that just ran past the 'Magic Man' have been collected, and the ingredients have been copied and put on the ingredients mall, and players can buy them if they pray. ]
Most of the ingredients will be put on the ingredients store after they are collected, except for super high-grade ingredients like Su Nuo's fingers.
"Thank you for your help, good people will live a safe life!" Dazai Osamu bowed, and the sound filled the room with a full voice.
Fyodor: "..."
"Fyodor, the supernatural being who smuggled into Yokohama, I have notified the Supernatural Secret Service. After entering the prison, I hope you will reform and strive to be released as soon as possible!" Osamu Dazai said these words like a speech.
Fyodor smiled suddenly, and there was a little cold light in his eyes.There seemed to be light snow floating in the narrow and cold sewer, and the ice began to condense outwards with Fyodor as the center.
Osamu Dazai sighed, "The weather today is quite cold."
Shenqi pulled down Osamu Dazai's windbreaker: "Mr. Dazai, can you be normal?"
"I'm normal." He's never been so normal as he is now.
Fyodor pressed the button under the table, the mechanism was activated, and the subtle sound of the gears turning and driving the chain could be heard in the room.
Fyodor lowered his eyes, hiding the danger in his lowered eyes.
His eyes flicked from Shenqi's body, and landed on Dazai: "Dazai, see you next time."
The sound of gears stopped, and the place where the table was originally placed turned into a wall.
People from the Supernatural Secret Service Division arrived, opened the door and came in, but Fyodor had disappeared.
Sakaguchi Ango looked around, there were two... Osamu Dazai in the room?
He blinked, and clearly saw Dazai Osamu and a man in Dazai Osamu's clothes in the darkness.
In Tsujimura Fukatsuki's report on Ayatsuji pedestrians, Sakaguchi Ango saw his photo.
Shenqi, a first-year student of the Conjuration College, and the class teacher Gojo Satoru.
The relationship between the Supernatural Secret Service Division and the Conjuration Association is very subtle, they are similar but very different.
The Supernatural Secret Service Division is a non-public organization directly under the Ministry of Internal Affairs, while the Conjuration Association is an organization that governs conjurers outside the government.
The difference between the two is obvious, and the similarity is that both parties are not seen well within the political circle, fearing that if they get out of control, they will pose a threat to the government.
Ango Sakaguchi looked away from Shenqi: "Dazai, where is Fyodor."
Dazai raised his hand, pointing to the place where Fyodor disappeared: "Fyodor, he ran away."
Ango Sakaguchi immediately issued an order to ask people from the Supernatural Secret Service to search the vicinity for Fyodor.
After finishing the instructions, Ango Sakaguchi asked Osamu Dazai about his strangeness: "What's wrong with him?"
No matter how you look at it, it's not normal.
God prayed: "I ate the wrong thing."
Ango Sakaguchi thought of Dazai Osamu's strange "Complete Suicide Manual", which contained various strange methods of suicide, such as pairing cephalosporin with wine, eating poisonous mushrooms, and other methods of death.
It is not uncommon for Dazai to eat the wrong food in order to commit suicide.
"Is the conjurer free?" Ango Sakaguchi asked indifferently.
[Ango Sakaguchi, assistant to the Counselor of the Supernatural Special Affairs Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, once traveled as a triple agent undercover in the Supernatural Special Affairs Division, Port Mafia and Mimic. ]
Shenqi noticed that he had been a triple spy, and this person was even more powerful than Toru Amuro from the Poirot Coffee Shop.
Ango Sakaguchi's question contained a deep meaning, and the meaning hidden in it was so deep that Shenqi didn't understand it.
"Shenqi, you are a new part-time employee of our Armed Detective Agency. If Mr. Sakaguchi can't get along anymore, the Detective Agency still needs a cleaning staff. I believe you can do it."
Dazai stretched out his hand and stopped Ango from speaking: "You don't need to say thank you, it is my duty to help former friends."
Ango Sakaguchi: "...retract the team."
The members of the Supernatural Secret Service Section left the sewer, and Ango Sakaguchi left ruthlessly, not thinking about working as a cleaner in the Armed Detective Agency at all.
Armed Detective Agency.
After collecting the ingredients, Shenqi and Dazai returned to the detective agency. Dazai opened the door, brimming with happiness all over his body, and his smile was more enthusiastic and brilliant than the noon sun.
"Today is also a new and beautiful day. Good evening, everyone in the detective agency!"
Several pairs of eyes looked at Osamu Dazai.
Yosano Akiko: "What are you crazy about?"
Junichiro Tanizaki: "Is Mr. Dazai possessed by a ghost?"
Miyazawa Kenji: "Something scary..."
The clock finger hanging on the wall of the detective agency reaches 8, which means Shenqi's off-duty time has arrived.
He took off his coat and prepared to return the clothes to Dazai.
Dazai refused, "Clothes are a gift from seniors. Tomorrow, you must be positive and complete every task assigned to you."
Shen Qi put on his coat again. Although the clothes were ugly, they were barely wearable.
He put away his pajamas and prepared to return to the High School of Conjuration.
Yosano Akiko grabbed him and asked, "What happened to Osamu Dazai?"
The normal Dazai Osamu is the most abnormal, instead of clamoring to commit suicide, he wants to live an active life, what the hell.
Loving life and Osamu Dazai are totally incompatible.
God prayed: "He ate the wrong thing."
Is there such a good thing that can make people active in life?
Unable to see others wasting their lives, he asked Yosano Akiko, "What did he eat?"
Shenqi found a business opportunity and immediately promoted his own food shop app to her.
He took out his phone, clicked on the app and found the sold out "Curse Spirit Brain Stuffed Crab": "Mr. Dazai became like this after eating this."
This app and Yosano Akiko also have it, and it suddenly appeared on the phone.
She clicked in, and after registering, she began to browse the items for sale.
Shenqi noticed with sharp eyes that Yosano Akiko had added several items to the shopping cart.
"Why are such good curse spirit brain stuffed crabs out of stock?"
Shenqi did not expect that this dish is so popular, and tomorrow he will make a new batch and put it on the shelves.
***
After Shenqi left, Goujuan kept wandering around the door of Shenqi's room.
He opened the panel from time to time, the teleportation point was dark, and the chat panel was also dark.
Time passed slowly, and it was not yet eight o'clock.
As night fell, zero-point stars hung on the night sky, and the afterglow from the stars fell into Goujuan's dim eyes.
He checked the time again, and it was not yet time for Shenqi to leave work.
After getting to know Shenqi, he had many firsts.
The first time my heart beats, the first time I know what it feels like to like, the first time I realize that time goes so slowly...
These come together for the first time, gathered into a vague shadow.
It was already eight o'clock, and Goujuan immediately knocked on the door of Shenqi's room.
The door was opened, Goujuan slightly lowered his head and did not look at Shenqi: "Tuna mayonnaise."
He came to admit his mistake. The chat panel was temporarily closed by Shenqi. He couldn't type "I'm sorry" and send it to Shenqi through the panel. He could only apologize to Shenqi in person with rice ball fillings.
Hope he understands what he means by stuffing.
After leaving the panel for communicating with Shenqi, Shenqi couldn't even understand what he was talking about.
Since he consciously used rice ball fillings instead of daily communication, he has some difficulties in communicating with outsiders.
Except for his parents, people in the family don't seem to like him.
Even the origin of his name is because of "harmful words".
From this angle, Shenqi can see the dog's curly hair that feels prickly, like a little hedgehog, with a soft heart.
Tuna mayonnaise?
Shenqi quietly recorded the rice ball fillings that Gou Juan said in the notebook, and each rice ball filling had a representative meaning written under it.
He thought about all the meanings of "tuna mayonnaise" he had memorized so far, and none of them could match the current situation.
Gou Juan lowered his head as if he didn't dare to look at him, Shenqi guessed, did he come to apologize?
But he couldn't be sure.
God prayed to get out of the way and let the dog get involved. If he came to apologize, he was not a stingy person, and he would definitely forgive him.
"come in."
Goujuan watched his toes approaching the room, he hadn't raised his head yet, wondering if Shenqi understood what he meant.
God prayed to unblock the teleportation point and the chat panel.
The panel under Jumbo's eyes energized and lit up, and the edges were re-rimmed with blue light.
Goujuan clicked on the panel and immediately sent a message.
[Dog curly thorn: I was wrong orz]
Shenqi said happily: "I guessed it right, it means apologizing!"
From Shenqi's tone, Gou Juan heard that he was not angry.
He looked up in surprise, and when he saw Shenqi's outfit, his expression immediately turned cold.
He combed a high ponytail, obviously impossible for him with only one hand to complete, and the pajamas he wore when he left turned into a foil, vest, white trousers and a khaki windbreaker jacket.
Gouju immediately thought of someone dressed like him—Osamu Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency.
His chest heaved slightly, obviously angry.
Do you really like the Armed Detective Agency so much, and Osamu Dazai?
【Take off! 】
He wants to take back his apology.
Now, he just wants to make Shenqi even more angry.
Fyodor was sitting upright on the chair, and Kamiki and Osamu Dazai squatted on both sides of the stool like two mushrooms.
Behind the stool is a pile of mouse-attracting food provided by the gods, and above the food is a pot on a stick.
Fyodor tried to get up, Osamu Dazai held down his left shoulder, preventing his ability from being able to be used, and Shenqi held down his right shoulder, he felt a mountain on his right shoulder, and his whole body turned to the right incline.
Outrageous, those were the only words Fyodor could think of now.
Shenqi raised his head and hands to his lips and hissed: "Mr. White Hat, please sit down for a while."
Fyodor had an indifferent face.
For fear that he would be bored waiting, Shenqi took out a handful of rock sugar mantras from his pocket and stuffed them into Fyodor's hands.
His hands were a little cold, and his clothes were thicker than those of Shenqi and Dazai.
"If you're bored, you can eat candy."
Fyodor put the candy under his nose and smelled it, but did not tear open the package to eat.
Shenqi pulled the rope tied to the stick and shrank to the corner with Osamu Dazai.
He lowered his voice and asked, "Mr. Dazai, is it really possible to catch him like this?"
The rattling of mice could already be heard.
Osamu Dazai is confident: "Greedy mice will never give up any chance to eat delicious food."
As he said this, he was looking at Fyodor sitting in the chair.
The mice attracted by the scent are eager to get in and taste the delicious food, but so far no mice dare to come.
There are more and more rats living together, but there is not much food placed there.
One mouse got through, and then another mouse got through.
At least six or seven mice gathered under the cauldron.
There was a loud noise, and the mouse that was trying to come to taste the delicious food ran away without a trace.
Shenqi patted the pot, and the rats in it slammed into the top of the pot crazily.
Shenqi held the pot and covered it.
[The five mice that just ran past the 'Magic Man' have been collected, and the ingredients have been copied and put on the ingredients mall, and players can buy them if they pray. ]
Most of the ingredients will be put on the ingredients store after they are collected, except for super high-grade ingredients like Su Nuo's fingers.
"Thank you for your help, good people will live a safe life!" Dazai Osamu bowed, and the sound filled the room with a full voice.
Fyodor: "..."
"Fyodor, the supernatural being who smuggled into Yokohama, I have notified the Supernatural Secret Service. After entering the prison, I hope you will reform and strive to be released as soon as possible!" Osamu Dazai said these words like a speech.
Fyodor smiled suddenly, and there was a little cold light in his eyes.There seemed to be light snow floating in the narrow and cold sewer, and the ice began to condense outwards with Fyodor as the center.
Osamu Dazai sighed, "The weather today is quite cold."
Shenqi pulled down Osamu Dazai's windbreaker: "Mr. Dazai, can you be normal?"
"I'm normal." He's never been so normal as he is now.
Fyodor pressed the button under the table, the mechanism was activated, and the subtle sound of the gears turning and driving the chain could be heard in the room.
Fyodor lowered his eyes, hiding the danger in his lowered eyes.
His eyes flicked from Shenqi's body, and landed on Dazai: "Dazai, see you next time."
The sound of gears stopped, and the place where the table was originally placed turned into a wall.
People from the Supernatural Secret Service Division arrived, opened the door and came in, but Fyodor had disappeared.
Sakaguchi Ango looked around, there were two... Osamu Dazai in the room?
He blinked, and clearly saw Dazai Osamu and a man in Dazai Osamu's clothes in the darkness.
In Tsujimura Fukatsuki's report on Ayatsuji pedestrians, Sakaguchi Ango saw his photo.
Shenqi, a first-year student of the Conjuration College, and the class teacher Gojo Satoru.
The relationship between the Supernatural Secret Service Division and the Conjuration Association is very subtle, they are similar but very different.
The Supernatural Secret Service Division is a non-public organization directly under the Ministry of Internal Affairs, while the Conjuration Association is an organization that governs conjurers outside the government.
The difference between the two is obvious, and the similarity is that both parties are not seen well within the political circle, fearing that if they get out of control, they will pose a threat to the government.
Ango Sakaguchi looked away from Shenqi: "Dazai, where is Fyodor."
Dazai raised his hand, pointing to the place where Fyodor disappeared: "Fyodor, he ran away."
Ango Sakaguchi immediately issued an order to ask people from the Supernatural Secret Service to search the vicinity for Fyodor.
After finishing the instructions, Ango Sakaguchi asked Osamu Dazai about his strangeness: "What's wrong with him?"
No matter how you look at it, it's not normal.
God prayed: "I ate the wrong thing."
Ango Sakaguchi thought of Dazai Osamu's strange "Complete Suicide Manual", which contained various strange methods of suicide, such as pairing cephalosporin with wine, eating poisonous mushrooms, and other methods of death.
It is not uncommon for Dazai to eat the wrong food in order to commit suicide.
"Is the conjurer free?" Ango Sakaguchi asked indifferently.
[Ango Sakaguchi, assistant to the Counselor of the Supernatural Special Affairs Division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, once traveled as a triple agent undercover in the Supernatural Special Affairs Division, Port Mafia and Mimic. ]
Shenqi noticed that he had been a triple spy, and this person was even more powerful than Toru Amuro from the Poirot Coffee Shop.
Ango Sakaguchi's question contained a deep meaning, and the meaning hidden in it was so deep that Shenqi didn't understand it.
"Shenqi, you are a new part-time employee of our Armed Detective Agency. If Mr. Sakaguchi can't get along anymore, the Detective Agency still needs a cleaning staff. I believe you can do it."
Dazai stretched out his hand and stopped Ango from speaking: "You don't need to say thank you, it is my duty to help former friends."
Ango Sakaguchi: "...retract the team."
The members of the Supernatural Secret Service Section left the sewer, and Ango Sakaguchi left ruthlessly, not thinking about working as a cleaner in the Armed Detective Agency at all.
Armed Detective Agency.
After collecting the ingredients, Shenqi and Dazai returned to the detective agency. Dazai opened the door, brimming with happiness all over his body, and his smile was more enthusiastic and brilliant than the noon sun.
"Today is also a new and beautiful day. Good evening, everyone in the detective agency!"
Several pairs of eyes looked at Osamu Dazai.
Yosano Akiko: "What are you crazy about?"
Junichiro Tanizaki: "Is Mr. Dazai possessed by a ghost?"
Miyazawa Kenji: "Something scary..."
The clock finger hanging on the wall of the detective agency reaches 8, which means Shenqi's off-duty time has arrived.
He took off his coat and prepared to return the clothes to Dazai.
Dazai refused, "Clothes are a gift from seniors. Tomorrow, you must be positive and complete every task assigned to you."
Shen Qi put on his coat again. Although the clothes were ugly, they were barely wearable.
He put away his pajamas and prepared to return to the High School of Conjuration.
Yosano Akiko grabbed him and asked, "What happened to Osamu Dazai?"
The normal Dazai Osamu is the most abnormal, instead of clamoring to commit suicide, he wants to live an active life, what the hell.
Loving life and Osamu Dazai are totally incompatible.
God prayed: "He ate the wrong thing."
Is there such a good thing that can make people active in life?
Unable to see others wasting their lives, he asked Yosano Akiko, "What did he eat?"
Shenqi found a business opportunity and immediately promoted his own food shop app to her.
He took out his phone, clicked on the app and found the sold out "Curse Spirit Brain Stuffed Crab": "Mr. Dazai became like this after eating this."
This app and Yosano Akiko also have it, and it suddenly appeared on the phone.
She clicked in, and after registering, she began to browse the items for sale.
Shenqi noticed with sharp eyes that Yosano Akiko had added several items to the shopping cart.
"Why are such good curse spirit brain stuffed crabs out of stock?"
Shenqi did not expect that this dish is so popular, and tomorrow he will make a new batch and put it on the shelves.
***
After Shenqi left, Goujuan kept wandering around the door of Shenqi's room.
He opened the panel from time to time, the teleportation point was dark, and the chat panel was also dark.
Time passed slowly, and it was not yet eight o'clock.
As night fell, zero-point stars hung on the night sky, and the afterglow from the stars fell into Goujuan's dim eyes.
He checked the time again, and it was not yet time for Shenqi to leave work.
After getting to know Shenqi, he had many firsts.
The first time my heart beats, the first time I know what it feels like to like, the first time I realize that time goes so slowly...
These come together for the first time, gathered into a vague shadow.
It was already eight o'clock, and Goujuan immediately knocked on the door of Shenqi's room.
The door was opened, Goujuan slightly lowered his head and did not look at Shenqi: "Tuna mayonnaise."
He came to admit his mistake. The chat panel was temporarily closed by Shenqi. He couldn't type "I'm sorry" and send it to Shenqi through the panel. He could only apologize to Shenqi in person with rice ball fillings.
Hope he understands what he means by stuffing.
After leaving the panel for communicating with Shenqi, Shenqi couldn't even understand what he was talking about.
Since he consciously used rice ball fillings instead of daily communication, he has some difficulties in communicating with outsiders.
Except for his parents, people in the family don't seem to like him.
Even the origin of his name is because of "harmful words".
From this angle, Shenqi can see the dog's curly hair that feels prickly, like a little hedgehog, with a soft heart.
Tuna mayonnaise?
Shenqi quietly recorded the rice ball fillings that Gou Juan said in the notebook, and each rice ball filling had a representative meaning written under it.
He thought about all the meanings of "tuna mayonnaise" he had memorized so far, and none of them could match the current situation.
Gou Juan lowered his head as if he didn't dare to look at him, Shenqi guessed, did he come to apologize?
But he couldn't be sure.
God prayed to get out of the way and let the dog get involved. If he came to apologize, he was not a stingy person, and he would definitely forgive him.
"come in."
Goujuan watched his toes approaching the room, he hadn't raised his head yet, wondering if Shenqi understood what he meant.
God prayed to unblock the teleportation point and the chat panel.
The panel under Jumbo's eyes energized and lit up, and the edges were re-rimmed with blue light.
Goujuan clicked on the panel and immediately sent a message.
[Dog curly thorn: I was wrong orz]
Shenqi said happily: "I guessed it right, it means apologizing!"
From Shenqi's tone, Gou Juan heard that he was not angry.
He looked up in surprise, and when he saw Shenqi's outfit, his expression immediately turned cold.
He combed a high ponytail, obviously impossible for him with only one hand to complete, and the pajamas he wore when he left turned into a foil, vest, white trousers and a khaki windbreaker jacket.
Gouju immediately thought of someone dressed like him—Osamu Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency.
His chest heaved slightly, obviously angry.
Do you really like the Armed Detective Agency so much, and Osamu Dazai?
【Take off! 】
He wants to take back his apology.
Now, he just wants to make Shenqi even more angry.
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