i made a fortune from cursing

God prayed to enter the detective agency after knocking on the door and getting a response.

Osamu Dazai excitedly brought him to the members of the detective agency after seeing Shenqi.

"Welcome our temporary part-time member, God pray!"

The applause was sparse and not enthusiastic.

Dazai noticed Shenqi's severed arm, poked it curiously, and asked in confusion, "Where are your hands?"

Shenqi replied: "I was accidentally poisoned when I was fighting with someone, so I chopped it down to prevent the poison from spreading."

Miyazawa Kenji came over curiously when he heard this: "Wow, you are so amazing, doesn't it hurt?"

Shenqi recalled the feeling when he chopped off his hand, shook his head and said honestly: "I don't feel anything."

With Yosano Akiko's eyes shining, isn't a person who is not afraid of pain just suitable to be a guinea pig for experiments?

"Do you want to heal your hand, I can help you."

Miyazawa Kenji felt the danger, and quietly stayed away from Yosano Akiko, because of Yosano's special ability, people in the detective agency were a little afraid of her.

In fact, it's not that I'm afraid of her, it's that I'm afraid of the feeling of powerlessness on the verge of death.

Shenqi thought of the eldest sister who had dark circles disappearing after eating his "Kiwi Steamed Mantra Spirit Eye" with a dejected face-Jiajin Nitrate.

He refused: "No need, someone will fix my hand after a month."

Before Shenqi came, Dazai told them about his identity, and he was a first-year student studying in the High School of Magic.

Yosano Akiko lowered her face: "Sister Nitzi's patient, you who don't love yourself should be punished."

Shenqi was a little surprised when he heard the name of Jiarui Nitzi from the population of the detective agency. He asked, "Do you know Teacher Nitzi?"

Yosano Akiko gave a cold "hmm", as if she didn't want to talk to him about family smear.

Kunikida is not at the detective agency today, originally God prayed to ask him to help with braiding, Kunikida-kun who had small braids before, although he had cut them off, should have a lot of experience in braiding.

"Mr. Kunikida is not here, who will help me braid my hair."

Junichiro Tanizaki who passed by unintentionally complained: "Did the part-timer come to the detective agency to sleep? You look like you are dressed before going to bed."

Dazai encouraged: "You have a very good attitude when you come to the detective agency in your pajamas."

Only then did Shenqi notice that he was wearing pajamas, he tore off a corner and said, "I'll go back and change first, and come back later."

Dazai pulled him back: "I have a set of spare clothes at the detective agency, and I lent you to wear them."

Shenqi changed his clothes in the bathroom, and he looked in the mirror, feeling a little awkward.

Dazai's clothes were a bit too big and didn't fit him well. He had to roll up his sleeves and trouser legs so that he could barely wear them.

When he walked out of the bathroom, Dazai praised: "My clothes look good on anyone!"

The current Shenqi is Dazai Osamu 2.0, and the clothes on his body are exactly the same as Dazai Osamu's.

Yosano Akiko shook her head and said, "It's a matching disaster, Dazai, how many sets of exactly the same clothes did you buy?"

Dazai made the calculations: "Half a cabinet, right? I bought a lot wholesale because I was afraid of stopping production."

After changing his clothes, Shenqi's hair was still loose.

Dazai opened the drawer, took out a comb, and beckoned, "Shenqi, come here and comb your hair for you."

God prayed "Oh" and sat obediently on the chair to let Dazai help comb his hair.

It's a very simple braid, and Osamu Dazai didn't get it done after almost half an hour.

He started to weave clumsily following the tutorial, but in the end he chose to give up and give Shenqi a high ponytail that he knew how to do.

He patted Shenqi on the shoulder: "After combing hair, start today's detective mission!"

on the street.

Almost every girl who meets Dazai will greet Dazai.

Dazai accurately called out the names of the girls who greeted him, and greeted them well with a smile on their faces.

With so many people, Shenqi couldn't remember their faces in the blink of an eye, but Dazai knew everyone.

Is this the detective?Amazing.

The two stopped in an old-fashioned residential house, which was their destination this time.

Shenqi was a little excited to experience being a detective for the first time.

Dazai knocked on the door of Room 402, and it was a stooped old lady who opened the door.

Before seeing that it was Dazai who knocked on the door, she had a serious expression, like a dean.

When she saw that it was Dazai who knocked on the door, she immediately put on a kind smile and said happily, "It's Dazai, come in quickly."

The old lady lived alone, and her children were working away from home. There was only a family photo on the table in the room.

The room is very clean, only the sofa and carpet are covered with cat hair which is difficult to clean.

There is a beautiful and exquisite pink cat litter under the balcony, and there is a cat bowl with unfinished cat food next to it.

"Looking for a cat?" Shenqi asked doubtfully.

This is different from the detective he imagined. He watches TV detectives who solve murder cases. After finding the murderer, he can point to the murderer and say handsomely, "There is only one truth, and you are the murderer."

Shenqi also specially practiced this line, just to come in handy.

It was really cool to watch the detective talk, and he wanted to be that cool too.

Kamiki and Dazai, who left the old lady's house, started looking for cats.

The two of them searched the nearby houses, but they couldn't find the cat the old lady mentioned.

Shenqi was troubled: "Yokohama is so big, I don't know where the cat has gone, and it is very difficult to find it."

Dazai smiled and said, "Don't worry, I already roughly guessed where the cat is."

Dazai walked more and more remote, far away from the house, and the sunset gradually set.

There is a river nearby, the river is reflecting the afterglow of the setting sun, the clouds in the sky are burning red, and the whole sky is orange.

Half of Dazai's hair was covered by the setting sun, and the evening wind blew, and Shenqi felt that Mr. Dazai seemed to have become gentler.

However, the next second, the gentle Mr. Dazai saw a tree on the side of the road and couldn't walk anymore.

He hugged the tree, his eyes were shining, and he stroked his beloved tree like a child seeing his favorite toy.

"This tree is very suitable for hanging yourself!"

Shenqi poked his ear with his little finger, suspecting that he had heard wrong.

"Mr. Dazai, what are you talking about?"

Dazai didn't respond.

He took out the rope he carried with him from his pocket, and looped the rope around the outstretched branch.

After setting it up, he pulled it down hard, and it was very strong, and it would not happen that half of the tree trunk would be broken by hanging, resulting in unsuccessful suicide.

Under Shenqi's bewildered eyes, Dazai pulled the rope and hung himself on the rope.

Hanging from the rope, he swayed from side to side with the loose rope.

Dazai closed his eyes, facing the sunset and waiting for death peacefully.And Shenqi sat cross-legged under the tree, brought out a lot of food, and watched Dazai hang himself up close while eating.

The smell of meat mixed with the aroma of chili penetrated directly into Dazai's nose. Dazai swallowed, his yearning for death barely resisted the attraction of food.

God prayed that Dazai would come down from the rope after a long time, and silently go to the river to salvage the crabs displayed on the "Ingredient Tracker".

He rolled up his trousers and quickly caught a dozen or so crabs.

[Crabs, the recommended recipe "Spelling Brain Stuffed Crabs" Yes/No to buy. 】

["Curse Spirit Brain Stuffed Crab"

Level: Elementary.

Required ingredients: one mantra spirit skull, several fresh crabs.

Effect: After eating, people will feel better, have a positive and optimistic attitude, will work hard to face life, love life, and say "yeah" to a good life.

Duration: 3 days. ]

It is a novel delicacy that has never been eaten before. It looks very unique. It is filled with crab meat after hollowing out the skull with a strange spell.

The effect of this dish is very suitable for the dog who is often angry with him for no reason. As long as the dog is angry, give him this, and he will feel better after eating, and he will never be angry with him again.

After Shenqi bought the recipe, he took out all the kitchenware components and all the ingredients needed.

The brain of the curse spirit was cut off from the body of the curse spirit by him, and then he hollowed out the brain of the curse spirit, left the edible brain, cleaned the curse spirit brain and steamed it in a pot.

Then he put the whole crab into the head of the mantra and steamed it together.

While cooking, Shenqi put this dish on the Food Shop app.

After making this pot of mantra spirit brain stuffed crab, the proficiency level of making this dish can reach level 10. After the proficiency level is 10, just prepare the ingredients panel and store it in the panel space.

The moment the dishes are ready, Shenqi starts to make them in the panel space synchronously.

Kunikida, who was on a business trip, received a new alert from the Gourmet Shop app.

He clicked on the app and found the newly-launched Cursing Brain Stuffed Crab.

Crab, Dazai's favorite, he doesn't like.

Kunikida stopped when his finger was about to click to exit.After seeing the special effect of the food, Kunikida quickly bought ten copies.

Shenqi discovered that the Mantra Spirit Brain Stuffed Crab was sold out by two customers as soon as it was put on the shelves.

One is a customer named "Ideal" who bought 10 copies.

The other one bought the remaining 90 copies of "Mackerel to Die" who had consumed it before.

Shenqi, who received the money, opened the pot happily. More and more money was in the account, which meant that he ate more and more.

The delicious crab meat hits Shenqi's taste buds. The yellow crab paste is covered with a layer of golden crab oil. The crab paste is mixed with fresh crab meat and jelly-like Q-bombs. It is simply a delicacy in the world.

Dazai opened his eyes a slit, it was his favorite crab.

Death waited for a while, and then went to meet Mr. Death after he finished eating the crab.

Dazai untied the rope nimbly, put the rope back in his pocket, and said with a smile, "Shenqi, I want to eat too."

Shenqi held the curse spirit's head, turned his back to him, and the intention of not giving him food was obvious.

Dazai had no choice but to click on the app of the gourmet shop, and the only crab food he found was marked with three big words on it—sold out.

"Why are they sold out!"

Shenqi, who was chewing crab meat, said vaguely: "It was all bought by a customer named 'Death to Mackerel'."

He knelt down and said again: "I'll just take a bite."

"Okay." Shen Qi reluctantly agreed.

He took out a spoon the size of a little finger, and filled Dazai with a fingernail-sized soup, which contained only a grain of dust-sized, almost invisible crab meat slag.

Dazai took the spoon, such a small spoon was not enough to fit between his teeth, he sucked lightly, and the umami taste of the crab soup just tasted disappeared in a flash.

He suddenly threw the rope in his pocket into the river.

He embraced the sun with open arms, and then wrote a poem:

"Amidst the refreshing joy

Sunset is warm and beautiful today

in refreshing joy

Today's Breeze Has My Favorite Crab Smell

......"

"It's a good life, give it a 'yeah'."

Dazai asked God with a warm and confident smile after the "Yeah" competition: "What are the side effects of this delicious food?"

In a short sentence, Dazai said it with passion, expressing the feeling of the host speaking in the red and white party.

"There are no side effects." Shenqi replied, "After eating, you will feel happy, love life, embrace life, and say 'yeah' to life."

Dazai smiled, and said in a cadence, "Why didn't you tell me about such a terrifying effect?"

Shenqi cleaned the finished pot and put it in the panel space: "You didn't ask me."

"I'm sorry." Osamu Dazai bowed ninety degrees to apologize, "I didn't ask you first."

Shenqi took a step back to stay away from Osamu Dazai. Shenqi, who never knew what fear was, felt scared for the first time.

"Mr. Dazai, don't be like this. I'm a little scared."

Another standard ninety-degree bow.

"It's my fault for making you feel scared, I'm sorry."

"..."

Shenqi has never been so speechless, what should he do if Goujuan also eats this curse and becomes as stupid as Mr. Dazai?

Shenqi shook his head to shake the horrible look of the dog roll out of his head, and Mr. Dazai told him with himself that he must not let the dog roll eat this!

"Come on, let's go find the cat."

The tone of righteous words made Shenqi feel that he had come to the legal channel, and the next second the host was going to announce that the prisoner was actually himself.

Dazai led the way to a place where a group of stray cats lived.

The leading cat is a thin three-coloured cat, surrounded by wild cats, like a king of cats.

The cat they were looking for was among the crowd of Sanhua cats.

Shenqi caught the white kitten hidden in the face and controlled it in his arms.

"Mr. Dazai, we found it, go back and give the cat to the old lady."

Dazai nodded, and said righteously: "Okay!"

The three-flowered cat coiled on the concrete pipe lazily opened its eyes and glanced at Osamu Dazai.

Did you take the wrong medicine?

"Ah, Grandma Reiko must have been waiting for a long time, let's send the cat back to Grandma Reiko." Osamu Dazai recited.

The three-flowered cat closed its eyes again, it must have taken the wrong medicine.

The two returned the cat to the grandmother and left to return to the detective agency.

When he walked to the entrance of the alley, Shenqi found that the "ingredient tracker" was ringing.

[A mouse just ran beside the "devil" near the player, yes/no to track "the mouse that just ran past the 'devil'". ]

"track."

God prayed: "Mr. Dazai, you go back first, I'm going to find the five mice that just ran past the 'Majin'."

Dazai's expression darkened, and what he wanted to say automatically turned into a very positive voice: "No, I'll go find it with you."

***

Rats crawled through the dark sewers from time to time.

Fyodor was facing the computer thinking about the plan after the combination was eliminated.

There were footsteps outside the door, he immediately picked up the knife, and vigilantly stuck to the door to listen to the sound outside.

Shenqi is leading the way, and the red dot has been in the sewer room where the employees temporarily rest.

The ingredients to be collected are getting closer and closer.

Shenqi's panel suddenly reminded him.

[Player God prays, be sure to collect the mouse that just ran past the "devil man", please pay attention to the word "just now". 】

The god prayed: "Is it that the mouse should be caught immediately as soon as the mouse runs past the 'devil'?"

【Yes. 】

Shenqi pushed open the door and broke off the oncoming dagger with his bare hands.

Fyodor turned off the computer before returning it.

"It's you."

[Fyodor, a Russian, the leader of the "Rats of the Dead House", a member of the "Five Decays of Heaven and Man", has a different ability: crime and punishment. ]

Seeing an acquaintance, Shenqi was a little happy: "It's you, Mr. White Hat."

Dazai walked in from the door, worried about Fyodor's living environment.

Fyodor smiled at Dazai who walked in: "Mr. Dazai, you have gone a little too far in the matter of people stealing my hat."

Fyodor classified the two into a group, and the person who snatched his hat came here dressed exactly like Osamu Dazai, and Fyodor naturally believed that the main messenger was Osamu Dazai.

His heart was overwhelmed, and he began to think about when Dazai knew he had arrived in Yokohama, and how much he knew about his plan.

Perhaps in the beginning, all of this was under the control of Osamu Dazai.

He lowered his eyes and smiled, he was really a formidable opponent.

Shenqi scratched his head in confusion, wasn't he and Goujuan the ones who grabbed his hat?How did you turn into Mr. Dazai and let people steal his hat?

Could it be that Mr. Dazai sent someone to snatch his hat again?

Dazai smiled and lit up the dark sewer.

He stated directly:

"Fyodor, please sit down, we need the five mice that ran past you, I hope you can cooperate, thank you very much."

Dazai bowed his thanks.

???

Fyodor was sluggish, did he have auditory hallucinations after staying in a messy environment for a long time?