Korean entertainment's good men overwhelm scumbags

Although Chanyeol didn't say anything, they all guessed that Beibei's departure might be because of their relationship problems.But it was fine before, why is it like this all of a sudden?Zhang Yixing also thought of what Chanyeol said before, that there was a senior in school chasing Beibei, this timing is really too coincidental!

"Go to Taiwan? Does she have a good relationship with Beibei?" Zhang Yixing asked tentatively. A few days ago, he saw Chanyeol secretly wiping tears by himself on the balcony. He probably missed Beibei.For the happiness of his brother, Zhang Yixing looked at Song Wencao with a slightly unfriendly look.

"No." Song Qian shook her head, "Didn't there be news that Taiwanese people thought we mainlanders couldn't afford tea eggs? Xiaocao was furious when she found out, and then bought a plane ticket to Taiwan. Every stall in the night market buys tea eggs, buys two, eats one, and throws one away, without leaving a name, hiding merit and fame."

Zhang Yixing looked at Song Wencao and felt incredible.Is it normal to think like this?

Later, after getting to know each other slowly, he discovered that Song Wencao was really messing around, messing around with women, and he clearly saw her having dinner with senior Zheng Xiujing, and she even kissed her on the cheek!As a result, the next day I saw her smiling like a sunflower with Shirley in her arms.Today is the gathering of their Tianchao Line, which is actually a small team. They are the four sons of Tianchao, plus Song Qian and Song Wencao, a total of six people.Song Qian asked him to pick up Song Wencao, he had no objection, as long as Song Wencao was with Lu Han, it would blow up the people around him, they seemed to have found a match, and released poison on each other.Huang Zitao was afraid of her, so naturally he didn't want to go.Wu Yifan is a wife slave who is not much better than Chanyeol, yet he has a serious face saying that a loving wife and a good man should not have anything to do with the opposite sex.Tut tut.

Wearing sunglasses, a baseball cap, and a mask, he came to Song Wencao's internship.

It's already off work at this point, and Song Wencao is still working overtime.He went to her office, and before he walked in, he heard a female voice sobbing.Startled, he strained his ears to hear clearly.Don't come looking for Song Wencao. If you didn't find it, it would be interesting to meet a female ghost! Hey!

"I really can't help it... I always thought that I like men, but after I met you, I realized that it's not like that. Xiaocao, I am willing to go back to China with you. I will go wherever you go, as long as you don't treat me So indifferent." The woman spoke with grief, but Zhang Yixing got goosebumps all over the floor, if he guessed correctly, this little grass should be Song Wencao, the scourge he has known for thousands of years, right?

After a long while, Song Wencao finally spoke, "...I'm sorry, if I've joked before and you misunderstood me, I'm really sorry."

The woman rushed out after crying for a while, and she was just stunned for a while when she saw Zhang Yixing. Zhang Yixing looked at her with snot and tears, which was scary.Shrinking his neck, he walked in cautiously. Song Wencao was sitting on the seat, rubbing his temples, and sighing.

"Actually...it's okay to like the same sex. True love has no gender." He thought for a while and finally said solemnly. "Don't feel psychological pressure. Same-sex marriage is legal in some countries. It's the same sentence, true love has no gender."

Song Wencao turned his head and looked at him like he was insane, "What are you talking about? Crazy?"

"Don't think that we will discriminate against you, neither of us will. You just like someone, and that person happens to be the same gender as you." Zhang Yixing thought of the fact that they had been fighting with Song Wencao for more than a year. Well enough.He really didn't want her to bear the shackles of moral constraints.

"Are you out of order today? What kind of chicken soup are you pouring here!" Song Wencao couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and rolled his eyes at Zhang Yixing in ecstasy.

"I said..." Zhang Yixing wanted to say something else, but Song Wencao interrupted him, "Fuck your true love has no gender, I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Don't feel pressured..." He still wanted to say something, even for the sake of Sister Qian, he wanted to enlighten her.

"Huang Zitao, you are enough, hey!"

"I will correct you for the last time! I am not Huang Zitao! I am Zhang Yixing!" Zhang Yixing was also angry, because Mao always mistook him!

"..."

Seeing Song Wencao Shenkan was happy and laughed, Zhang Yixing also woke up from the memory.In fact, I don't know why they are together suddenly, maybe he is holding the ideal of saving the world.all is well.Except Dudu's occasional look at him with pity, as if he was so pitiful.Everything is fine except this.

So, why did they quarrel with each other?

It seems that she doesn't want to see her parents, right?He was popular then, Chanyeol was married, and they had been in love for several years.Why can't you go with him to meet your parents?

Maybe she's being shy?

Zhang Yixing suddenly remembered this, and suddenly realized.

Even though she is used to being a woman who seems to be an indomitable man, she still has a feminine side (Huh? Is there something strange mixed in?)

Zhang Yixing walked over decisively and stood still in front of Song Wencao.

"What is Huang Zitao doing?" She was already slightly drunk.

"My parents will come over tomorrow." Zhang Yixing gently opened his lips.

"what!"

"My parents will come over tomorrow. The ticket has already been bought."

"Zhang Yixing! Please continue to treat me as gay! How cute you were back then! You are so cute!"

"Then I'll try my best to treat you as a man."

"..."

Spoiler.

Interviewees: Mo Beibei, Park Chanyeol

Interviewer: Lin Mianmian

Guest appearance: soy sauce character in the play

1. Beibei is sure she is a scumbag?

Chan: Nope!Beibei is so cute when he blows his hair waywardly

Bei: Scum also has a target. For a certain senior, I feel uncomfortable if I don't let him be scum.

2. Why can't Canxi do without Beixi?

Chan: No one wants her except me...

Bei: Isn't Song Chimo human...

Can: He is an old man, with physical and mental stamina, which one is better than me! !

3. Beibeixi, after Canxi became a big star, shouldn't she have the idea of ​​"this is my boyfriend, I have it and you don't"?

Bei: Uh??? Am I worse off than those fans chasing the itinerary?They all looked at it openly, but I still wanted to be sneaky.accurate! !

Can: But?? You can sleep on my bed and wear my shirt.

Bei: Go to sleep in the corridor today!

4. Beixi, did you ever feel that Canxi was particularly MAN?

Bei: ...Maybe, maybe, when you help me carry my bag?

Chan: I think you'll know when you're pregnant.

5. I heard that Canxi often asks his teammates for some "100 tricks for chasing girls"?

Chan: Hahahaha, how is it possible (serious face)

Brother Galaxy: Hehe, there is a small notebook next to the bed

6. I heard that when Beixi lived in school, there was a very scared existence?

Bei: Well, they just like to tease me, but now I'm afraid too!

Grass: Afraid of me? ?Just kidding, without me their life would not be harmonious

Qian: Girl, someone told you to go home for dinner.

Grass: Yes, Your Lady Queen; obey, Your Lady Queen.

7. May I ask, Beibei and Chanyeol, do you have anything more to look forward to in your future life?

Bei: Uh...my little uncle and sister Yoo Ra host a show together, and the guests invited are Doubao, no, big cousin, not Senior Yunhao.

Chan: What about me?

North; level is not enough

8. Canxi, when you broke up, did you ever think about taking revenge on Beixi?

Chan: Retaliation?What do you call revenge?

Grass: Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha, for example, relax the trouser belt, go out to find flowers and ask Liu ...

Chan: Dirty!

Grass: Cut, no male can control his lower body

Egg: Sorry, my wife didn't take her medicine today.

9. Who gets on and who gets off? (Questioner: Grass)

Can: ...Brother Egg!I can't stand it anymore! !Can you drag her away!

Egg: No, I want to know too.

Grass: Who goes up and who goes down directly affects family status.

Bei: Senior sister, where is your home?

Grass: Depends on your mood...

Egg: Uh...huh? ?

10. If Canxi is going to serve in the military, will Beixi worry about being alone at home?

Can: Take the baby at home, don't worry.

Soy Sauce Group: Huh? ? ? ?There it is! !

Chan: working hard

Brother Galaxy: Work hard and work harder! ! FIGHTING!

Egg: Huh? ?What does it matter to me?

Deer: None of your business.

Egg: What did the captain tell me to do, but you know, my family really has to work harder and harder...

Soy sauce group: snake spirit disease...

11. Who does the passbook belong to?

Bei: It must be me!It can only be me!

Can: It is enough to have pocket money every month.Don't smoke or drink, just give me meat.

Bei: There are rewards for good performance.

12. May I ask Beibei, after you accepted Chairman Song...

Can: Don't mention him!restricted area!restricted area!

Bei: Is there anything I can’t ask? After kicking Park Chanyeol, the chairman gave me the feeling that he never did it before.A person who can accompany me every day, who can greet me, and who is always on call, is much better than Park Chanyeol back then!

Can: I am a special period.

Bei: I'm just annoyed, what...why can your lover see you touch you, but I can't!

Can: Beibei, don’t be angry, Cancan is yours from inside to outside.

13. May I ask Director Song, at the beginning, the director's feelings for Beibeixi should be pure siblings, why did it change later?

Director Song: Beibeixi and I are not related by blood, and all assumptions about siblings are untenable.

Can: What did he mess with! !Here's our Q&A!

Director Song: Childish!immature!

Can: You are not childish!You mature!old man!

Bei: Cancan, calm down, he is an outsider now.

14. Excuse me, Park Yoo, why did you support Bei Beixi instead of your younger brother during that period of time?

Yoo Ra: He deserves it, he asked for it.

How do you say this?

Yoo Ra: I'm busy, I remember to go to sleep and make friends when I get home from a rest, Beibei has long forgotten.

Can: I have seen it! !

Bei: Meet your sister!Wrapped like a bear!Who can see that it is you.

15. What do you think about Beibeixi wearing the same style as Canxi and the idol?

Bei: Just wear it. There are a lot of the same style in the same team.He has an idol, so it's not certain whether he can talk about it or not.My idol, Doubao, will occasionally send me a message...

Can: Instant kill??? No, it’s a lore

16. Canxi, do you want Beibeixi to change anything?

Can: Be nice to me Mimi.

Bei: Oh, okay, I will go out with Doubao Ouba to do a show tomorrow, it will take 2~3 days...

Chan: No! !Absolutely not, Beibei is already very good, and there is no need for anything.

17. Excuse me, Director Song, you didn't have the slightest idea of ​​finding fault with Park Chanyeol's Xi at the beginning?

Song: No need, no need, he dare not.

Bei: Hehe, it would be nice if Cancan didn't turn around and trouble him.And if he makes trouble, he is not afraid of the director's secret poking and revenge.

Can: I don't bother to trouble him, anyway, Beibei is mine now. (Drawing circles behind the back...drawing circles...)

18. Let's interview the four planet sisters-in-law, what is the trick to catch the four wolf cubs?

Bei: bully, squeeze, give candy; lose your temper, play with your temper, delicate and weak and easy to push down;

Grass: Husband and wife are of the same heart, and their benefits can cut gold!Striving to be the number one funny combination in the group!Take care of your stomach, take care of your body, if you dare to divide it, cut off its roots directly;

Tea: empathy, caring little padded jacket, comfort, recognition, coaxing all the time;

Facial paralysis: training.

19. Let's interview the four wolf cubs. How do you make the four wives docile?

Can: Pamper, coax, and make fun; wife comes first, buns come second, and I come last;

Dan: Be with me if you are funny, if you are troublesome, if you are spoiled, the most important thing is to do a good job;

Fan: Bend your body and keep your mouth shut, pamper your heart, pamper your stomach, and pamper everything;

Xun: Play cute and stupid to fight for favor.

20. What kind of experience do the four sisters-in-law of planets usually share?

Bei: How to make my husband more obedient and loyal;

Grass: On the top floor + how to make my husband more considerate + teach 108 moves to my sisters;

Tea: on the top floor;

Facial paralysis: onlookers upstairs + how to adjust.

21. We all know that Bei Beixi left Korea for a while, can you tell me your inner thoughts?

Bei: Just calm down.Let him feel how I felt at the time.And distance produces beauty.If they are separated because of distance, it means that the love is not deep.It doesn't matter if you don't love deeply or not, it will be divided sooner or later.I will not.

22. Let’s interview Chanyeol xi, you should be heartbroken when Beibei xi leaves, right?

Can: That's necessary, I couldn't breathe from crying.She is so cruel.However, after thinking about it, I have to work harder.Although it is difficult, work and Beibei cannot be let go.

Xing: Well, work hard and work hard! !

23. I heard that you are very enthusiastic about naming Chanyeol’s daughter?

Bei: Well, we have already thought about it, let’s call it Doudou.Eat sleep play Peas.Well, it will be the most fun activity for me and Cancan in the future.

Can: I hope to give the baby a name that everyone loves.

Grass: Oh, got it, but Phil? Xin? Kana? Li Yingshang? Angelina? Hathaway? Rose Rose Tears? Feather Spirit? Xie Er? Phantom High Wayne? Xia Ying? Liuli Dance? Ya? Lei Yue Ai Ya? Xi Mengyue? Yuelan? Lei Qiluo? Feng? Yan Yuan, how about this, is it cute enough?

Luhan: ...Who dragged her away?

Eggy: I'm sorry, my wife has a ghost.

24. Remember Beibei said before that the prerequisite for marrying Chanyeol is to see the photo of Doubao Oppa?

Bei: This fellow is shameless.

Can: ...I hate it.

Bei: He said he would exchange ten photos of himself for one of Doubao Ouba... Do you know what it was like to go home and see the photo of this shameless guy on the bed that day!It is simply the shadow of a lifetime!

Can: But you still agreed to marry me.

Bei: You said that if you don’t agree, you can take these photos to Doubao Oppa!I am saving the three views of my bean bag Oppa!No!want!Face!

25. What unfulfilled wishes do you two have so far?

Bei: I want to hug Beanbag Oppa and touch his chest muscles.

Can: You are enough, hey!

Jung Yunho: You guys...can you stop talking about me on the show!

Bei: No way.

Can: I just want to explain one thing, the author did not write about the old man getting married and having children because of Mao!Why is Mao still writing so ambiguously!It seems to be ready to substitute at any time!Let him go quickly!go!

Director Boss: Childish!boring!

26. Let’s have something serious!Where was the first time?

Bei: Can you control it? You!

Mou Mian: Believe it or not, I will write a divorce drama right away!

Can: Head touching, first time?Let me think, my house, on the sofa.

Park Yoo-ra: ...the sofa will be changed tomorrow.You pay.

Can: Sister... I have no money.The money is all there.

Park Yoo-ra: A few days ago, I met Renmei, and he told me that you have saved your private money again.

Chan: I want to follow!Eleven!All friends are exhausted!

27. Last question, who do you want the author to write about next?

Mianma: I remember when you were discussing with Dandan’s wife, you said you wanted to write mine!

Taozi: Don't write about me!don't want!See for yourself what heroines you write about!I won’t talk about the second tea, it’s my relatives, so Bei Bei just tortured Chanyeol all day long, okay?

Color mix: I have no expectations for you.But if you must write about me, be merciful.

Dudu:  …

Renmei: I think you are interested in assigning sister Yula to me?

Luhan: You can write about me, as long as you don’t give me a sadomasochistic relationship like the previous article.I can accept sweet essays, other than that, if you want to open an essay, don't consider me.

Baibai: Actually Beibei is not bad...

Cancan: Upstairs!Watch your wording!Beibei belongs to my family!

Bai Bai: These old married men, the author, why did you put him in?

Qianqian: Actually, I don’t care, you give me someone who will take care of me like a sister, is very beautiful when she smiles, will take the initiative to guide and tolerate me, there is no age limit, by the way, the eyes must be beautiful!A moderate figure is fine!Don't be too skinny!Well, that's all for now.

Baozi: Is the snake spirit upstairs sick?

Eggy: How about you write a long story about me and Xiaocao?

The author has something to say: I wrote it from the 23rd, and all the previous ones were written by sister Yue!Thank you Miss Yue!mwah

PS: I wrote a short story about Renmei and Yura, please take a look if you are interested