break my brother on the top bunk

Seeing that Su Jie was about to throw cigarettes, Zhu Zhiwei hurried over to stop him, and shouted, "Throw what, why are you such a wasteful kid? Come on, anyone who doesn't know how to smoke, come and see, four-year-old smokers are free to teach."

The crowd let out a sigh.

Zhu Zhiwei raised his chin and asked, "Why, don't you believe me? Let me show you one."

After finishing speaking, he skillfully took a puff of cigarette into his mouth, wrapped his upper lip around his teeth and made an O-shape, then pressed his index finger on the center of the person, and slowly exhaled oblate smoke rings, like a fish bubbling bubbles Coherent and entertaining.

Su Jie took the lead in applauding, and said in surprise: "Brother Wei, it's ok, I'll use this to attract girls from now on."

"Which girl likes to watch boys smoke, and she's not a young lady. The long-haired goddess I'm chasing after sees me smoking and runs away in disgust." Zhu Zhiwei said aggrieved.

"How could it be? Isn't it written like this in novels? Girls with good grades have a crush on bad and smoking scumbags." Su Jie argued with reason, and the newly made Korean-style bangs on his head were in the night breeze with excitement. Shake gently.The whole face is glowing softly, very attractive.

"You fucking read romance novels, right? That's not how I read fantasy cities." Zhu Zhiwei slapped Su Jie on the head.

Su Jie couldn't bear his brute force and fell back.

Zhou Yan stretched out his hand in time, and his strong arms were stretched across his back, fitting like a tailor-made seat belt.

Yang Qiyuan brought the topic back to the physical problem just now, and Shiba Buji asked one by one: "Come on, tell me when was the first time you masturbated?"

After Zhu Zhiwei took his last puff of cigarette, he said with a smile, "You have to be sincere if you want to say something. You should have a roast leg of lamb first."

Yang Qiyuan was surprised, "Are you still full?"

Zhu Zhiwei patted his stomach, "It's all wine, it's gone after soaking in urine."

Everyone cursed "grass" in unison.

In the end, Su Jie was generous and asked the boss to roast a lamb leg weighing ten catties, and ordered dozens of skewers to put on the table.Zhu Zhiwei took the lead in binge eating, urging everyone to talk about masturbation for the first time while eating.He himself did it in his first year of high school, imagining the appearance of the goddess LT.

Yang Qiyuan's situation is special. He has a sister-in-law complex, and his first masturbation partner is a distant cousin.According to his description, his cousin has a pair of perfect C cups, and the rate of turning heads is 101% when wearing low-cut skirts in summer.

There are two boys in the dormitory next door, who actually started masturbation in elementary school. Surprised, Su Jie shook his head again and again, persuading him: "Little masturbation is happy, masturbation will blow you away, brother."

"No way, you can get into the university with your ability, but you can't get a girlfriend with your ability. You can't do it yourself." The boy sighed.

Indeed, the ratio of men to women in today's society is out of balance, with more men and fewer women, coupled with the consumption of the rich's second wives and third wives, the vast number of low-level young men are hard pressed, and they can't even get a second-hand one.

Zhu Zhiwei kicked Su Jie, and asked urgently, "What about you, how old were you when you masturbated?"

Su Jie pouted, and said disdainfully, "I'm so handsome, of course I don't need to do it myself, I have someone to serve me."

"Fuck you, you're going to freak out with a sissy face." Zhu Zhiwei hit him.

Later, he asked Zhou Yan, "How about you, you are so handsome and have eight-pack abs, do you have a girlfriend to serve you?"

Zhou Yan blushed, lowered his head and said, "I have never had a puppy love, nor have I ever masturbated."

The crowd burst into laughter.

Zhu Zhiwei couldn't believe it and asked: "Brother, isn't it right? You haven't had sexual impulses in these ten years? You don't get excited when you see a beautiful woman?"

"It's okay." Zhou Yan replied in a low voice.

"You kid is really hopeless, don't be gay." Zhu Zhiwei joked.

Zhou Yan waved his hand to veto, "My X orientation is normal, but I haven't met anyone I like."

"Then you are a late bloomer, which may have something to do with the environment you grew up in. In places like small towns in the countryside, there are few feasting, drinking, drinking pools, and meat forests, and people's thoughts are also pure. Unlike cities, where there are grotesque and grotesque, there are dark little red houses on the streets during the prostitution era. A few seductive women in revealing clothes shouting at you, 'Brother, come in and play', you can't help being sexually impulsive." Zhu Zhiwei imitated those women's tone by pinching his orchid fingers and sticking out his big belly, making everyone laugh.

A group of people drank lively and lively until after ten o'clock before returning to the dormitory. When they passed the school gate, the security guard came out and taught them to drink and return late.

Although Su Jie drank a lot, his head was clear, but his body was lazy, he couldn't walk fast, and fell to the end of the crowd.

Zhou Yan followed him, helping him up from time to time.

As the temperature dropped at night, it was unavoidably cool in the lushly treed campus.Su Jie approached Zhou Yan, thought for a while and asked: "School started yesterday, at the foot of the mountain, did you see it?"

Zhou Yan wondered for a few seconds before reacting, and nodded slowly.

Su Jie was troubled for a moment and didn't know how to explain it.Later, reeking of alcohol, he took Zhou Yan's dry and warm hand, and threatened with a smirk: "Since you know my sexual orientation, you can honestly keep it a secret for me, otherwise..."

"What else..." Zhou Yan raised his deep eyes and asked him.

Su Jie stepped on his feet and approached his face.The smell of alcohol on his body strongly overwhelmed the faint smell of tobacco on Zhou Yan's body. If there was a tail, he would be shaking it happily at this moment.

He said: "If you say it, I like you."

Zhou Yan's pupils shrank, a little startled.

The response was spot on.Su Jie laughed in satisfaction, stretched out his cold fingers into his T-shirt, and patted his belly vaguely.After wiping, humming a ditty and bouncing forward.

Zhou Yan stayed where he was, blushing like a tomato.

The first class meeting is the end of the freshman report. Dormitory 303 was dispatched collectively, with Zhu Zhiwei leading the way, followed by Yang Qiyuan and others.Because Zhou Yan and Su Jie are two good-looking handsome guys, the rate of turning heads is quite high on the road.

There are a total of 45 freshmen in the first software class. To the surprise of all the boys, there are actually ten female students. This size makes the boys in other classes envious.

Zhu Zhiwei immediately fell in love with Li Ting, a member of the life committee, a local girl from Wenjiang, Xiaojia Biyu, tall and tall, with a graceful temperament. When she smiles, her eyes bend into crescents. It is not very stunning, but she looks very comfortable, a bit like Zhou Huimin when she was young .

Sitting with Zhou Yan, Su Jie saw that he was also staring at Li Ting, touched his arm and asked, "You also fell in love with her?"

Zhou Yan vetoed it, "It's okay."

"What do you mean? Your heartbeat is your heartbeat, and if you don't call, you don't call. If you like her, I'll chase her for you. But with your looks, you don't need my help, and you don't have to take the initiative to chase her. Girls are happy to chase you back. "

As soon as Su Jie finished speaking, Li Ting came over to collect information with an information sheet.When she walked to Zhou Yan's side, she deliberately stayed for a while, and even exchanged phone numbers with him.

Zhu Zhiwei snorted coldly, and said in disbelief, "Girls these days are really superficial, they only know how to look at their faces, and at least they also look at their insides."

Su Jie prodded him, "Where are you better than Zhou Yan internally? You can't compare in temperament and grades, except that you are better at smoking and drinking."

"Oh, I can still tell dirty jokes, and I have a lot of experience in bed. Can you ask Zhou Yan if he has any experience in this field?" Zhu Zhiwei retorted unconvinced.

Zhou Yan blushed when she was told, covered her mouth and coughed to hide her embarrassment.

Su Jie gave Zhu Zhiwei a thumbs up, and said with a smile, "Viagra, you liu, you bastard."

The head teacher is a middle-aged man with a patriotic and dedicated name called Zhang Guoye.Wearing a large suit, standing on the podium and boasting eloquently about the great achievements of Wenda University, how many national rankings, how many national pillars it has produced, and how many unprecedented inventions it has created, people who listen to it are drowsy.

Finally, a few class cadres were appointed, and the time and precautions for military training were announced.

Su Jie listened absent-mindedly, and took out his mobile phone to send Lu Yunzhou a WeChat message.

"The military training lasts for half a month. I may not have enough sunscreen. You can bring me some when you have time. I need Anexan, and I'm not used to other brands."

As soon as he finished posting, Zhang Guoye noticed that he was distracted, picked up the end of the chalk on the podium, and threw it at Su Jie.

When it was too late, Zhou Yan stretched out his palm to catch it firmly, and perfectly resolved a blow for Su Jie.

The eyes of the whole class were attracted, and they all exclaimed in unison.

Su Jie stood up with a smile, arched his palms with a sense of loyalty, and said, "I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, brother Yan has been practicing acrobatics since he was a child, and his skills are extraordinary. We will show you even better skills when we have a chance in the future."