break my brother on the top bunk

Zhou Yan next to him heard his casual lies, and inexplicably felt that he was like a fox with inconsistent words and deeds in cartoons, and the corner of his mouth could not help but smile.

Su Jie saw it, and immediately praised him like a dog: "Look how handsome and gentle my brother Yan is when he smiles. I can guarantee that the girls in the class will definitely fall under his long legs."

Unconvinced, Zhu Zhiwei stretched out his plump cylindrical legs, and said proudly: "My legs are definitely not shorter than Zhou Yan's."

Su Jie said coldly: "But you are thicker than Zhou Yan. You've never heard of it when you get fat and destroy everything?"

"Let's go, what's the matter with being fat, being fat is a blessing. Look at you and Zhou Yan, you and Zhou Yan are thin, fragile, and sissy."

"Fuck, what a sissy am I, I also have muscles, okay?" As a gay guy, Su Jie is most afraid of giving people the impression of being a sissy.Under the supervision of Lu Yunzhou during the summer vacation, he insisted on exercising, and the initial results were achieved.

He lifted up his clothes, revealing his white belly, and he could faintly see a little muscle lines.

Yang Qiyuan looked at him disdainfully, and stretched out his hand to lift off Zhou Yan's clothes. The bronze-colored chocolate-like eight-pack abs on his abdomen shocked everyone.He is really a handsome man who looks thin when he is dressed, and has flesh when he takes off his clothes.

Su Jie was astonished, and couldn't help blushing when he thought of staring at his back and his buttocks in the morning.

Zhu Zhiwei joked: "Little Jiezi, you don't have the style of the third child and you don't have to blush with shame. Be a mother, just change the monotonous life in the boys' dormitory. In the future, we will recommend you to dress up as a girl for school celebrations. Everyone had fun."

"Get out, I don't want to be treated like a woman by you." Su Jie put down his clothes, trying to protect his boyish self-esteem that cannot be trampled on.

The reporting time lasted for two days. On the second day, the four people in the dormitory had nothing to do and rode their bicycles around the canal.Yang Qiyuan and Su Jie acted as guides, and had lunch at the restaurant where "A Bite of China" appeared.In the evening, Zhu Zhiwei called the boys from the dormitory next door to drink beer and eat skewers at the snack street at the foot of the mountain.

It was rare for Su Jie to participate in this kind of group activity, and he happily drank a large bottle of Tsingtao at the beginning of the meeting.Zhu Zhiwei put his arms around him and competed in drinking with the dormitory next door. In the end, Su Jie swept across a large area without changing his face, as stable as Mount Tai.

Yang Qiyuan was surprised, "You look like such a mother, how can you drink so well?"

"Whose mother are you talking about? I am a man." He raised one leg and knocked on the stool, trying to prove his bravery.However, his skin is too fair, his face is small, his facial features are exquisite, his eyebrows are delicate, and he looks a little prettier than a girl.After drinking, her cheeks became flushed, and her peach blossom eyes unconsciously carried seductive ripples, with an indescribable charm.

Zhu Zhiwei smiled and said: "You are so coquettish and not a mother, I will put on a skirt for you to ensure that you can run for the school belle of Wenyuan campus."

Su Jie didn't answer this question, and seriously explained to everyone why he was so good at drinking.The reason is that he once pestered Lu Yunzhou to go to the hospital for a DNA test, just to verify whether he can drink or not.

The test results showed that he could drink, very well, and his ancestral drinking DNA.

Zhu Zhiwei asked curiously: "Who is this Lu Yunzhou, you two are so boring, spending money to do this kind of inspection."

"He is my old..."

Before Su Jie could utter the last word, he was kicked by Zhou Yan next to him.He suddenly came back to his senses, realizing that he almost slipped his tongue, and bit his lip in fright.

Zhu Zhiwei urged, "What's the matter?"

Su Jie hiccupped, his heart was pounding, and he replied, "Old friend."

Zhu Zhiwei let out a hey indifferently, and waved his hand to ask the boss to serve another thirty skewers.

Su Jie didn't dare to drink any more, and looked at Zhou Yan with a guilty conscience.

Zhou Yan didn't look at him, and was busy putting the wine bottle at the foot of the table into the box, trying his best to keep the table clean.

Su Jie raised his chin and asked him, "You were born in August or September?"

Zhou Yan was surprised, "How do you know?"

"I love cleanliness, I have a cleanliness habit, and Virgo hasn't run away."

Zhou Yan chuckled, and asked back, "Are you from 95?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Su Jie wondered.

"It's nothing, it's just a pig." Zhou Yan still smiled, the corners of his mouth raised in a beautiful arc, bringing out the shallow dimples on both cheeks.

Su Jie came to his senses and cursed in a low voice, "Damn."

He was drinking vigorously, when he suddenly received a call from Lu Yunzhou, his hands trembled a few times in fright, and he almost dropped 8X to the ground.

Zhu Zhiwei joked: "Whose phone is this, girlfriend's? See how scared you are."

Su Jie made a hissing motion around his lips, left the noisy center, and ran to the side of the road to answer the phone.

The other side asked, "Where are you, what are you doing? Have you had dinner? Did you miss me?"

He kicked small stones under the street lamp, and said nonsense: "I ate something casually in the cafeteria tonight. I was watching a horror movie just now, so I don't have time to think about you."

After finishing speaking, the smell of alcohol spread out and hiccupped, and hurriedly took the phone away, lest Lu Yunzhou would be alert to find any clues.

Zhou Yan observed him secretly, and was amused by his little tricks.

Zhu Zhiwei pointed to Su Jie's mockup, and said to Zhou Yan, "It's definitely his girlfriend calling, look at how cowardly he is."

Zhou Yan smiled and didn't answer.

Su Jie really drank too much, his head couldn't keep up with his thoughts, he was a little irritable by Lu Yunzhou's continuous questioning, and he kept walking up and down the road.

In the dark at night, a delivery motorcycle rushed over suddenly. Seeing Su Jie being hit, Zhou Yan, who had been silently observing him, sprang out like a leopard and pulled him to a safe place.

Su Jie was led around in a circle by him, and when he was about to lose his balance and fall, he subconsciously hugged Zhou Yan's waist.

It feels good in the hand, and it is the eight-pack abs he has coveted for a long time and can't exercise no matter what.

Zhou Yan tensed up all over.

Su Jie sensed his discomfort, thanked him softly, crouched in the corner covering his face and continued to answer the phone.

By the time he returned after answering the phone, the topic of conversation had shifted from the school environment to women.Zhu Zhiwei proudly looked like a veteran in love, took out a bag of red Nanjing and handed it to everyone one by one, stepped on a pair of black flip-flops, and told the story of his pursuit of a goddess in high school with a big belly.

Su Jie smiled angrily, and saw that his stool had been knocked by him, so he walked up to Zhou Yan and sat down helplessly.

Zhou Yan turned his head to light a cigarette with Yang Qiyuan next to him, pinched the cigarette with his index and middle fingers jerky, his shoulders shrank uncomfortably, like a good boy who did something bad for the first time.

Su Jie patted him on the shoulder and asked with a smile, "Is this your first time smoking a cigarette?"

Zhou Yan frowned slightly, and let out a "hmm".

"Hey, three years in high school wasted your life. Have you been burying your head in your studies and not hearing anything out of the window?" After teasing Su Jie, he skillfully took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, blocking the wind with one hand and lighting it with the other. Yan, with skillful movements, raised eyebrows and eyes with a bit of ruffian.

Yang Qiyuan said: "I can't see that you are a smoker."

"Occasionally smoke some, but my family doesn't allow it." Su Jie replied with a smile.

When he said a few words about his family, Zhou Yan turned his head and glanced at him.

Su Jie winked at him slyly, and deliberately spat smoke rings on his face.

Zhou Yan didn't know how to smoke at all, and the smoke in his mouth and the smoke in front of him made him choke and cough.

Seeing this, Su Jie grabbed the cigarette in his hand as if to throw it away, and persuaded him in a mature tone: "You are a good boy like you, don't learn to smoke. Cigarettes are not a good thing."

Yang Qiyuan answered: "Yes, cigarettes are just as bad as women. But for men, they are inseparable."

"Who said it's not enough for a man to have brothers?" Su Jie put his hand on Zhou Yan's shoulder and retorted.

Yang Qiyuan yelled at him, "Is your brother helping you solve your physical problems?"

Su Jie wanted to nod, but Zhou Yan glanced at him again, so he took his hand off his shoulder, and replied angrily: "Yes, my brother will help me, there are still two."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his well-proportioned and beautiful hands and shook them in front of everyone.

Yang Qiyuan glanced at it, and joked, "Your hand is prettier than a woman's, so it must feel good when you rub it."

Su Jie blushed with embarrassment, "Fuck you."