Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

Sunrise, a new day.

Flowers bloom and birds sing.Mo Liang dragged Wei Lan along the small road in the country, he was in a good mood, with a lewd smile.

Wei Lan is too familiar with his expression, every time he wants to do something wonderful and bad, he can't help showing such a smile.

He sighed: "Mo Butou, can you stop laughing like this? I'm panicking."

Mo Liang gave him a white look, "Go! You're so creepy with my handsome and suave smile."

Wei Lan smiled apologetically and said, "Yes, yes. Then, my arrester Mo Da, who is going to suffer from you?"

Mo Liang said hehe: "Last night, I suddenly had an idea, and thought of a good way to discredit Lu Fu Yin's political achievements, and quickly make the gang of fast-moving brothers under him obey us."

The two of them were promoted to chief catcher not long after they became fast catchers, and it was only natural for those old catchers to disobey their management.

There are generally three ways for Mo Liang to convince others to obey him:

One, beat up violently until the opponent is convinced.

——Of course he can't beat up those arresters.Originally, they were stupid, but if they were beaten up again, they probably wouldn't even know that one plus one equals two.

Second, give benefits and buy people's hearts.

As the saying goes, money can make ghosts grind, and you get what you pay for.There is no such thing as taking money to settle injustice these days.However, with his meager monthly salary as a headhunter, he would have to tighten his belt if he wanted to drink a pot of good wine, let alone feed so many mouths at once.

Therefore, he often adopts the third method: share the blessings, and share the money together.This is called killing one's own brother, and the flood cannot wash away the Dragon King Temple.

Mo Liangdao: "I read the files at the Ministry of Household Affairs before, and there are a few official roads in the suburbs of Beijing where there are still quite a lot of businessmen."

Wei Lan said: "Are you going to rob money? Rob sex?"

Mo Liang sighed: "I said, have you drank too much bad water these days, and even your brain has become petrified? I am surrounded by beautiful women with both wealth and sex. Do I still need to work hard to rob others?"

Wei Lan said with a smile: "Although your words are a bit fucked up, I like to hear them."

Mo Liang poked him lightly with his finger, sighed: "Don't imitate my swearing." Then said: "I'll drag you to find the way, it will be of great use."

Wei Lan said: "What's the big use?"

Mo Liang whispered a few words in his ear.

Wei Lan nodded and said with a smile: "You are really bad. But...it's interesting!"

Mo Liang said: "Then are you going to do it with me?"

Wei Lan said with a smile: "Which thing you want to do I refuse to participate in with you?"

Mo Liang scratched his head, and said with shame: "After all...this is against the chivalry of your family."

Wei Lan's heart skipped a beat, she stared at him, and said with a light smile, "As long as it's for you, these are nothing."

Mo Liang's heart became hot, Wei Lan took the opportunity to grab his hand and held it tightly with him.

... Well, anyway, no one is watching now, so just follow him for a while.

They walked slowly hand in hand like this, and as they walked, they saw a signpost in front of them from a long distance, with three big characters faintly visible on it.

Mo Liang read aloud: "Cainiao Town!... Well, the name is a bit interesting."

Wei Lan couldn't laugh or cry, "Look at it well."

"what?"

Wei Lan suppressed a smile and said, "It's Laiwu Town!... When we return to the spirit world, I must give you a proper eye examination."

Laiwu Town is not big, but it is the only town in Henan and Shanxi leading to the capital.There are also a lot of horse-drawn carriages for goods and people on the official road.

Lao Zhao is a real person. He has been running back and forth on the road to and from the capital for more than ten years, and he has never had any troubles in these ten years.

He didn't pull any valuables on this mule cart, but just some sweet potatoes. He knew that every time this season, the big families in the capital, especially the daughters' families, especially like to eat this bite.

With a bumper harvest this year, regular customers ordered more goods from them than in previous years, and the prices they offered were also good.He thought about getting a better silver lock for his son who had just given up the first month at the best silverware store in the capital.

Thinking of his chubby son, he felt happy, waving his pony whip and humming a folk song.

The folk songs are blowing in the wind, and even the waist-high grass on both sides of the road seems to be shaking gently with his singing.

Although he is a rough man, he can't help but feel relaxed and happy with the scene.

The grass swayed, swayed and swayed, a person came out, stood by the roadside, and waved wildly at him.

Startled, Old Zhao hurriedly grabbed the mule and stared fixedly at the young man walking out of the grass.

The young man was wearing an undershirt, but his muscles were strong.He also looked at Lao Zhao, scratched his head, and discussed: "Brother, my balls are hurting, and the chrysanthemum is still itchy. Please give me a ride! Go to the town of Laiwu ahead."

Old Zhao looked him up and down, and after a long time he murmured: "It's just right, I'm going to Laiwu Town too, come up."

The young man in undershirt jumped onto the shaft of the cart as soon as he jumped, and Lao Zhao had no interest in driving mules, so he chatted with him.

Chatting and chatting, rows of yamen servants suddenly appeared in front of the road, and simple wooden roadblocks were set up in the middle of the road.

Old Zhao was taken aback. After walking for so many years, this was the first time he saw a checkpoint set up on this road.

I heard the yamen servants yelling: "Stop!"

The expression of the young man in the undershirt changed, and he suddenly grabbed the rein that Old Zhao was holding on to, reined in the mule to stop it, then jumped out of the car, and fled into the grass by the side of the road.

Old Zhao was stunned, "Hey, what are you doing, young man?...Don't run away, young man!"

"Hey you!"

The two leading headhunters yelled and approached, who were it not Mo Liang and Wei Lan?

Wei Lan said: "You are suspected of illegal operation, the car will be impounded, and you will be fined 1000 taels."

One, 1000 taels? !It is estimated that he will not be able to earn 1000 taels by selling sweet potatoes for a lifetime.

Old Zhao hurriedly waved his hands, and said, "No, no! Officer, I don't know him at all! This guy is a pain in the ass, I just give him a ride for a good deed!"

Mo Liang said: "You still dare to quibble? An additional fine of one thousand! You don't know him, why are you driving him? Your behavior is obviously contrary to common sense!"

Wei Lan said: "You are suspected of illegal operation, the evidence of your behavior is solid, the facts are clear, and the means of obtaining evidence are not inappropriate."

Old Zhao said: "My lord, no! No, no!"

As soon as Mo Liang and the arresters were behind him, the yamen servant brothers showed their thick wooden sticks.

"You have the right not to be silent!"

Wei Lan said: "But we will silence you soon."

"...Don't, don't hit me in the face!"

To take unrighteousness is to be dirty.

In the past two days, relying on robbing houses... oh no, it should be said that fishing and law enforcement, a group of catchers and yamen servants earned a lot of money.

The merchants detained by them, whether they were afraid of being beaten or didn't want to waste time, all of them refused to hand over their money.

Although they want to count hard, it is better than going to prison to eat.And when he was in prison, he might be tortured even more than he is now.

When a person reaches this point, money is really something outside of him.

Naturally, these catchers and yamen servants were full of gratitude to the two newly appointed head catchers.

Although most of these businessmen are dutiful people, they are rich people after all, while the arresters and government servants are all poor people, so there is no burden on their conscience when they are attacked.

And they are merciful in their strikes, and they will never kill anyone.

What's more, the people who pull the goods are originally prohibited by the law.

So in the past few days, as long as they are on errands, they will spontaneously organize good people and assign "actors" to go to Laiwu Town to make a fortune.

For the first two days, Mo Liang and Wei Lan followed, and when they were familiar with the road, and even performed more exquisitely than Mo Liang and the others, Mo Liang and the others stopped following.

"You have had a hard time on this 'tolerance' trip, how can the two of us have the nerve to argue with you?"

All the brothers were inexplicably moved by Mo Liang's words, only Wei Lan realized the truth from his mean smile.

After they left, Wei Lan said, "The reason why you arranged these cannon fodder is to catch Bao Longtu, right?"

On the way back to Beijing, Bao Longtu also had to pass through Laiwu Town, and he would definitely meet the fishing law enforcement.

Although he has no right to control how the arresters of Shuntian Mansion behave, but according to his temper, he will definitely go to the emperor to take a copy.

Lu Deyou is incapable of discipline, and the underlings are so bold and reckless, how can the wise Qiu Muheng forgive him?

Mo Liang looked at him, the corners of his mouth widened, and his smile was obscene. It was so cheap that it was outrageous.

He would laugh like this, which means... Wei Lan's guess was wrong.

Mo Liang asked, "How long will Bao Heizi arrive in Laiwu Town?"

Wei Lan pondered, and said: "There should be three more days."

The post station of Shiliting is a few miles away from Laiwu Town.

Generally, businessmen will choose to stay in the small town, and most of the officials will stay at the post station in Shiliting.

Mo Liang shook his fingers and said, "Do you think I can last another three days with this move?"

Wei Lan was startled, and said, "...what do you mean?"

Mo Liang took his hand and said, "Let's go, let's go and see the excitement."

Wei Lan suddenly smiled and said, "Are you not shy about holding hands with me now?"

Mo Liang was stunned for a moment, blushed, put aside his hand and said, "Go by yourself."

Wei Lan pulled his hand back with a smile, and said, "If you don't want to hold my hand, then I'll hold yours."

Mo Liang could only sigh: "I'm afraid I have nothing to do with you in this life."

"Hey, you! Suspected of illegal operation, the car will be impounded, and you will be fined 5000 taels!"

The wind blew the green grass and swayed softly, and the old man in the middle of the road was arrogant and mighty.

Mo Liang and Wei Lan hid their figures and stood not far away, embracing their hands and watching leisurely.

"Hey! The progress is very fast, you know the price increase."

Mo Liang stared at the head of the policeman, and smiled leisurely.

Wei Lan's eyes were fixed on the cart from the beginning to the end.

Although the cart is ordinary and the goods don't look very expensive, the horse is a military horse!

The nobleman who was born as a knight has been dealing with equestrianism since he was a child. How could Wei Lan not know whether it is a good horse or not?

The coachman who drove the carriage jumped out of the carriage, his sharp side face facing the sunlight, extremely handsome.

Wei Lan was startled, and said, "Xue Wuming?"

Mo Liang snapped his fingers and said cheerfully, "Bingo!"

Seeing those bewildered policemen and yamen servants being repaired by Xue Wuming one after another, Mo Liang sucked in his breath, pretending that he couldn't bear to watch, while dubbing: "Oh, oh, it hurts, it hurts! It hurts to look at it! "

Wei Lan couldn't help laughing, and said: "It turns out that the big fish you want to catch is not Bao Longtu, but Li Yanzhao.... How did you know that Li Yanzhao would order Xue Wuming to follow this path?"

Mo Liang said: "Just yesterday when you did that to me."

Wei Lan sighed: "I hope you don't say that I'm like a sperm on the brain. I didn't do anything except hug you and kiss yesterday, right?"

Hearing that Wei Lan seemed to be angry, Mo Liang hurriedly apologized and said with a smile: "I'm just kidding. I'll treat you to roast meat to make amends when I'm on an errand, isn't that all right? Besides Tycoon Building, Mai Laoguang's roast meat is your favorite. "

With the salary of the headhunter, Mo Liang can't afford it now in the Tycoon Building.

Wei Lan said: "You are wrong. Compared with Dahenglou and Mai Laoguang, I have something more to eat."

Mo Liang said: "What is it?"

Wei Lan's eyes were smiling, her lips were close to Mo Liang's ear, and she gently sent out a word.

Mo Liang's face turned red instantly.

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The joke about fishing law enforcement is a reference to see your sister series~