Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

Ever since he became a police officer, Mo Liang finally realized the hard work of being a police officer.

He looked at the four large characters on the screen of Lu Fuyin's study: Great Exhibition, and compared his daily work, he couldn't help sighing.

In the past two days, the work I received was either helping the seventy-year-old to find a dog, or mediating disputes between Aunt Zhang and Aunt Wang.

It's okay to find a dog.These two women fought, and even used their nails to grab people. As a result, the two of them fought without any injuries, but his new policeman's clothes, which he had just worn for three days, were torn into pieces.

At the entrance of Chenjiacun, Mo Liang squatted against the village stele, holding the dog's tail grass in his mouth, staring at the village road in a daze, his tattered clothes trembling against the wind.

Wei Lan squatted in front of him, brushing his messy hair while comforting him: "It's not like we're new here, and running errands must be for newcomers. Just wait until you catch the head."

Mo Liang snorted.

Wei Lan is unharmed.On the one hand, it was all due to Mo Liang's charge and defense several times, but the most important thing was all due to his own appearance.When those two girls saw Wei Lan, they smiled like flowers, how could they be willing to touch him?Even shaking hands and making peace was all based on Wei Lan's words.

What is the injustice of the sky, judging people by their appearance.

"When will Xiao Heitan arrive?"

Wei Lan calculated in her mind, and said slowly: "It should take another eight days, and the convoy will arrive at the post station at Shiliting."

"Eight days..." Mo Liang looked towards the sky, "That is to say, what must be done in these eight days..."

"Hey! You guys!" In the distance, a policeman called out to them while riding a fast horse in the other direction, "The Niujia Village next door found Jiangyang's bandits, you guys, come and help!"

"Cut! We are short of manpower, so I think of us." Mo Liang spat out the dogtail grass in his mouth, stood up slowly, and stretched his waist.

"However..." He squinted his eyes, showing a warlike face, "This kind of work is interesting. Originally, arresting thieves is what the police should do."

Wei Lan also smiled: "Finally, I can show my skills, right?"

Niujia Village is peaceful.It doesn't look like there are thieves flowing in.

The policemen who arrived first asked the village head and some villagers, but they got a unified answer: "I don't know."

"Has anyone suspicious entered the village recently?"

"No."

"Have you seen the man in the portrait?"

"never seen it."

Standing at the end, Mo Liang stared intently at the village chief who was being questioned, and said to himself, "That attitude...is really hiding something."

Wei Lan also came at this time, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "This Jiangyang thief is a righteous thief. He robs the rich and helps the poor. He is very prestigious among the common people."

If it wasn't for an error in the government's intelligence network, there was only one possibility—the thief was hidden by the villagers.

Mo Liang turned his head to look at him, and said, "Have you investigated Baojian?"

Wei Lan just smiled: "No. I asked the villagers directly."

Following the direction he pointed, at the other side of the intersection, he found a young village girl with red hearts in her eyes, drooling at Wei Lan with an idiot expression on her face.

Mo Liang lost his strength a bit, curled his lips, and said bitterly: "...Damn, I despise you damn handsome guys."

The police and government servants searched several village houses one after another, but in vain.Mo Liang couldn't stand it anymore, he patted the leader of the policeman on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, can you give me a copy of the arrest warrant?"

"Huh? Why don't you even have the most basic common sense, a rookie? You don't have a wanted warrant when you go out?"

What the hell, didn't you let me be responsible for finding the dog to persuade the fight, and don't care about anything else!

Mo Liang suppressed his anger, put on a smile that was not really good-looking, and replied: "Yes! Senior taught me the lesson, I will pay attention next time!"

- Note you paralyzed!

"Oh, he looks pretty good, a handsome man."

Wei Lan leaned over, looked at the portrait of the wanted warrant in Mo Liang's hand, and tasted it.

"It's far worse than you."

"You really have eyes."

"Don't go too far." Mo Liang rolled up the arrest warrant and paced towards the center of the village, "This thief is likely to have disguised himself. But I don't expect him to be hiding in the house of a girl who hasn't left the court. Wait for the old man Dog... oh sorry, wait for that old catcher to finish talking with the village chief, and then we will go to inquire about the specific situation of the households in the village."

"Mo Liang." Wei Lan suddenly stopped, grabbed Mo Liang's sleeve, and pointed to the side, "Look!"

"Ah?" Mo Liang looked in the direction of his finger - "Lanzhou Ramen?"

... As expected of a noodle shop that dominates the country, I never thought that even the world in the book would be spared.

Mo Liang imagined the aura of Takenori Akagi yelling "dominate the country" in "Slam Dunk", and shrugged.

"What, are you hungry?"

"Now is not the time to joke about trademarks." Wei Lan gave him a white look, "Look at that person."

Mo Liang's gaze shifted from the signboard of the noodle shop to the inside of the shop, and then...

"……Hey?"

He hastily unfolded the arrest warrant, and opened his mouth wide open compared to the portrait and Xiao Er.

"He, he, he, he...!"

Isn't that the fucking Jiangyang thief who is wanted!He didn't even stick on the fake beard, so he changed into a mistress' suit, which was the original product at all!

And now he is entertaining two detectives... eating noodles.

—Fools, these arresters!

Mo Liang supported his forehead, and said in pain: "...why do I work with these guys."

Wei Lan said: "Maybe it's because the minister put a funny label on this book..."

"Hi Nima! Don't mess with me if you're funny!"

Seeing that Mo Liang's anger was about to erupt, Wei Lan used his special authority as a supervisor to force him to calm down.

Wei Lan dragged him to the noodle shop and found a table to sit down at. At this moment, the thief Xiaoer brought two bowls of hot noodles, and brought them sideways to the two policemen who came first.

I heard one of the policemen say unhappy: "You always hide from me and my brother! Are you afraid that I will ask you for garlic?"

The robber opened his mouth wide, was stunned for a moment, then quickly said with a complacent smile, "No, what, mine..."

The catcher hehehehe said: "Look at your ugly face! Don't worry, I won't ask you for it, I will prepare it myself! Hehehe!"

After speaking, he didn't know where to pull out a bundle of garlic and slapped it on the table.

The robber was dumbfounded.

Mo Liang was dumbfounded.

Wei Lan was stunned.

I heard another catcher praise: "Oh my god, brother, you are so good."

"That's unacceptable. These days, these profiteers are so damned raped, they don't even give a clove of garlic for a bowl of noodles. I have been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, so I have a lot of experience! I always bring my own."

"Hey, brother, you are so awesome!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Mo Liang's head hit the table with a bang.

Wei Lan had no choice but to comfort him and said, "It's very happy, isn't it."

"Heh...hehe...Happy dick|babe. Are these two out of their minds?!"

After all, the thief in that room was guilty of being a thief, and seeing Mo Liang and the others staring at him, he didn't dare to stay in the hall, so he wanted to escape from the back kitchen over the wall.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, the policeman holding the garlic quickly pushed him on the seat beside him and asked, "Hey brother, where do you think this Jiangyang thief can hide?"

The robber muttered, "I... I don't know..."

Another policeman analyzed: "This thief is very cunning, and he is very good at disguising. He is probably around us!"

The thief's hand shook suddenly.

The catcher with garlic said quickly, "It's around us?"

Another policeman said: "That's right! He's probably the old village chief, or the blacksmith you asked about just now, maybe he's one of our brothers, and even more likely—it's the noodle shop waiter!"

The robber's face paled instantly, and he stood up suddenly!

The two policemen were taken aback by him, and then quickly apologized with a smile: "Hey brother, we are not talking about you, don't mind! Hahahaha, come, come, sit, sit."

The robber sat down tremblingly, and said in a trembling voice: "Two... two big brothers..."

The catcher who took the garlic quickly said: "Hey brother, I don't think so. If it is true according to what you said, this Jiangyang thief pretends to be the waiter of the noodle shop, then if we go to his noodle shop to eat noodles one day, then he will be killed by us. Have you been arrested? Do you think he is out of his mind and pretending to be a waiter in the shop?"

The robber's expression changed, and he resisted the urge to scold "I think you two are crazy", and said in a low voice: "...Then what if...you two didn't recognize it?"

The catcher slammed the table and said, "You think we are stupid! Let me tell you, I would recognize him even if he turns to ashes!"

The other said: "That's right, the IQ of our two brothers can't be called the number one in the country, but it is also the number one in the capital."

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Wei Lan felt that the thief was about to collapse.

However, it is estimated that Mo Liang collapsed before the big thief collapsed.

The arrester who took the garlic quickly said: "Hey brother, how do you think this thief managed to remove 1 yuan from Liu Yuanwai's family within a short time?"

Another policeman said, "It must have been transported in a carriage."

The policeman who took the garlic said quickly: "But Mr. Liu's family has a lot of carriages?"

Another policeman said: "You are stupid! Can't he prepare the carriage himself?" He frizzed his beard, and continued: "That Zhang Cuihua in the West Village has already reported to the police, saying that the carriage carrying the dung was lost, and this big thief was designated to steal it." Hey! Oh, Zhang Cuihua said, her pair of flowery underpants are also missing."

The arrester who took the garlic quickly said: "Oh my mother, why is this thief so dirty! It's fine to transport dirty silver in a dung truck, and steal women's underwear. Dirty!"

Another fast said: "That's right, Mai Tai, dirty!"

The thief's face turned green, and finally he couldn't help it anymore, and said, "No, you two haven't thought about it, did he take all the bank notes?"

The two policemen were stunned for a moment, then slapped their foreheads and said, "Oh! Why didn't we think of pinching it! No wonder we followed the carriage marks for three days and found no one."

The catcher who took the garlic quickly said: "Hey brother, we two hurry back to Yuanwai Liu and look for it along the footprints."

Another policeman said: "There are so many shoe prints, how do you find them? Do you know the size of Jiang Yang's thief's shoes?"

The robber interjected, "40."

The two catchers looked at each other, slapped the table and laughed wildly: "Oh, your feet are so small, Jinlian! Hahaha——"

As the saying goes, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated, and a robber also has dignity.

He couldn't bear it anymore, he jumped up against the crime, and said in a deep voice: "Enough! Don't you just want to know where the Jiangyang thief is? Let me tell you the truth, he is here, and immediately opened a noodle restaurant to hide after committing the crime , and you have eaten his cooked noodles! As for that woman named Zhang Cuihua, I have never seen her before!"

The two catchers stood up quickly, their eyes staring at the robber like a knife.

The robber also stared at them vigilantly, and would immediately fight back as soon as they made a move.

Another policeman squinted his eyes and asked his companion, "Which noodle restaurant did we eat at?"

The catcher who took the garlic immediately said: "Chengdong head."

"go!"

The two shot out like arrows.

The thief looked at their backs, as if he was looking at two lunatics, as if everyone in the world had become lunatics, and he himself was about to be driven insane.

Since committing the crime, his heart has been uneasy, but now that these two idiots have disturbed his heart, his heart is like a twisted twist.

At this moment, I heard a gentle and polite voice saying: "Xiao Er, here are two bowls of noodles."

The robber turned his head in a daze, staring blankly at the smiling Wei Lan.

He fell to his knees with a plop, and almost begged, "Master, I am a bandit, please catch me, and don't let me suffer again. I really can't stand it, I can't stand it!"

This nine-month serial theft case was solved by Mo Liang and Wei Lan.As a result, the two of them were promoted to headhunters in one fell swoop.

There are still seven days before Bao Longtu enters Beijing.

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Watt: In Shanghai dialect, it means something is broken, something is wrong.

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