The Coolie of Holographic Online Games

"They launched a group of bolides." As soon as the cute girl's figure landed, the spaceship was shaken by repeated impacts.

The Dark Lord asked Guan Mian, "How do you feel?"

Guan Mian closed her eyes, put her hands on her stomach, and said calmly, "It's like a cradle, very comfortable."

The Dark Lord smiled and said, "Okay. Let's go up."

Everyone on the boat seemed to be accustomed to all kinds of whimsical thoughts of the Dark Lord, and rushed over without any doubts.

The tall man said: "The elastic defense has been weakened by 30.00%, and it will take about 35 seconds to completely break through the attack range. It is estimated that the elastic defense will only be between 15.00% and 20.00% by then."

Dark Lord: "Are you ready for the rudest weapon?"

A voice said with a strange smile: "Always be prepared." This is a short man with a head of yellow hair.

Jennifer exclaimed excitedly: "We are so mean! We do this all the time!"

The tall man said: "Please don't bring me together with you."

Jennifer said: "Please don't make up my mind and bring me and you together."

The Dark Lord said: "Fill up the energy first."

The tall man pressed the keyboard desperately depressed.

Another voice shouted, "Dirty! Why are you sending me so many S?"

"Don't call me obscene! I told you to sweat in the afternoon!" the tall man said angrily.

The short man with yellow hair said: "Countdown, ten, nine, eight..."

Everyone else looked up at the screen.

two……

One!

Two big boxes flew out, and just happened to be inserted into the hull of the twin ships, one on the left and one on the right.

The Dark Lord said: "Where are the micro-fighters?"

"Numbers A to J are always ready!" A voice came from the communicator.

Jennifer said: "I want to talk to Number H."

"I'm dumb." A dull voice sounded.

Jennifer clutched her chest and said, "Oh, you are so cool!"

The Dark Lord said: "You can share this kind of thing after downloading the game. Now work comes first."

The emergency red light suddenly came on.

Sweating in the afternoon: "Only 5.00% of the elastic protective net is left."

The Dark Lord said: "Dodge."

While turning the spaceship sharply, Jennifer regretted, "I haven't seen the orgasm yet."

The Dark Lord said: "Look more at number H, there will always be some."

"Report, Number A has completed the task!"

"Report, number G has completed the task."

Jennifer immediately turned the spacecraft around, and soon, two groups of flames appeared on the screen.

Several micro-fighters are returning.

Jennifer complained: "Number H, what are you doing? Why don't you hear about your meritorious deeds every time."

There was no sound from the communicator, and after a while, number G said: "No. H died heroically as always."

There was a lot of muffled laughter in the cabin.

Jennifer rubbed her forehead and said, "When will he learn to see the road? This kind of Romeo and Juliet drama where he and the enemy die together every time really hurts my heart."

Guan Mian asked suddenly: "Is there such a powerful bomb in Star Wars?"

The Dark Lord said: "That's not a bomb."

Guan Mian looked at him suspiciously.

The Dark Lord said: "That's the energy supplier of the spaceship."

Guan Mian: "..."

"Because the shell of the ACH15's energy supplier has a sharp protrusion, sometimes we will use the thrusters to shoot it into the weakest position of the opponent's cabin, and then let the fighter jets detonate them. The effect is remarkable and we have won many battles." The Dark Lord said with a smile, "Use this for quick battles."

Guan Mian asked, "How many energy suppliers does the spaceship have?"

The Dark Lord said: "Four."

The cute girl said: "A spaceship is approaching from behind."

Jennifer said: "I seem to smell a familiar smell."

Sweating in the afternoon: "Are you farting?"

"Bah." Jennifer said, "It will appear at this time, usually old opponents or something. Otherwise, how can we highlight our heroism in turning the tide at a critical moment?"

Sweating in the afternoon: "The other party sent a communication request."

Dark Lord: "We still have two energy suppliers, right?"

There was a smirk in the cabin.

The pilot who had just returned from driving the micro-fighter was taken aback by the indescribable coquettish as soon as he entered.

The Dark Lord said: "Prepare for the next round of attacks."

The tall man said, "The communication?"

The Dark Lord said: "Everyone prepare silently. Come in."

The communication was connected, and the body of the secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple appeared on the screen in a harmonious proportion with the widescreen again. "How about it? Do you want to have a fight?"

The Dark Lord said: "Well, apart from you, I don't seem to have met a better opponent."

"Damn it." The Secretary-General of Chenghuang Temple roared, "Don't be so disgusting, okay? Come if you want, stop talking nonsense."

The Dark Lord propped his chin and said: "Okay. You wait for me, I'll turn around now."

The secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple said: "Don't be deceitful, last time you also said that you were going to turn around, but I waited for a long time, and you attacked from behind my ass!"

The Dark Lord said: "I have to clarify this point. I'm not interested in your ass at all." He said, and cast a meaningful look at Guan Mian.

Guan Mian opened her eyes a little, her pupils swept towards him, and then continued to close her eyes to meditate.

The Secretary-General of Chenghuang Temple said inexplicably: "Who is talking about your ass?"

"Secretary-General, they are advancing at full speed!" A loud voice came from the communicator.

Hearing this, the secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple glared at the Dark Lord and asked, "What do you want to do?"

The Dark Lord said: "It's nothing, you don't like coming from behind, so I'll attack from the front."

Another voice shouted from the communicator: "They really aimed at us and ran over!"

The Secretary-General of Chenghuang Temple said angrily: "Damn! This fight is too unskilled! Dodge!" He yelled at his team members in the latter sentence.

The Dark Lord asked: "Then how can we have the technical content?"

The secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple said: "At any rate, we are going to fight hundreds of rendezvous?"

The Dark Lord said: "Teasing you for so long, I will be very tired."

Sweating in the afternoon and suddenly sending a text message to all consoles:

GO!

Boom!

There was a loud noise from the communicator.

The Secretary-General of Chenghuang Temple turned around and panicked: "What happened?"

Someone replied: "Something has penetrated into the cabin on the first floor!"

The Dark Lord suddenly unbuckled his seat belt and stood up.

The rest of the crew followed suit.

The secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple saw their solemn faces, and frowned, "It's just a fight. It's normal to win and lose. I'm fine. Why do you have such an expression?"

The Dark Lord said: "Actually, I was already tired of playing with spaceships before playing Big Mac."

Secretary-General of Town God's Temple: "..."

"I'm glad you sacrificed yourself to awaken my memory."

Secretary-General of Town God's Temple: "..."

"I hope you can return to the Big Mac after this sacrifice." The Dark Lord smiled and said, "I never have too many people to ravage."

"Damn!" As soon as the Secretary-General of Chenghuang Temple finished speaking, the communicator turned into a ball of flames and was cut off immediately.

The Dark Lord said: "Mourn in silence."

The cabin entered for a second, and then burst into laughter.

The voice of No. B came from the communicator, "No. B has completed the task!"

Jennifer smiled and said, "You are worthy of your surname!"

Number B was silent for a few seconds and said, "My surname is Zhu."

Jennifer said: "I ignored that swipe and swipe."

Number B: "..."

Sweating in the afternoon, he said, "Grand Duke, what shall we do next?"

Three of the four energy suppliers flew out, and only one was left to be used to maintain the ecological maintenance system, gravity system, lighting, etc. It was impossible to fly again, and flying again would be suicidal.

In Star Wars, micro-fighters are only auxiliary battles, and the indicator of victory or defeat depends on the mothership.So once the mothership is destroyed, even if there are sub-fighters outside, it is also a loss.

The Dark Lord turned his head and found that Guan Mian really fell asleep at some point. "Turn around." He got down from the console, went to the lounge and took a blanket to cover Guan Mian.

Jennifer said: "Although I don't want to spoil the atmosphere, I still have to say that we are in a state of brain waves now, and we won't catch a cold."

The Dark Lord smiled and said: "I just put my label on my belongings."

Everyone showed stunned expressions.

Jennifer said depressedly: "Grand Duke, I've known you for so long, have you never thought of attacking me?"

The Dark Lord said: "Is there something like silencing? Sometimes there will be."

Jennifer: "..."