The Coolie of Holographic Online Games

"Oh, damn it!" cried a high-pitched voice, "there's a pull-tab here, and I forgot it was a pull-tab here."

Guan Mian turned her head and saw a thin-waisted young man in a bright red uniform patting the control panel with his orchid fingers.Except for small fighters, other fighter types can choose to wear lighter uniforms.However, there are still a few who choose such bright colors.

Standing beside him was a tall, burly young man who glanced at him and cursed, "Idiot. The energy source and the propulsion system are in conflict!"

The thin-waisted young man said: "I know, I know. Don't rush."

The Dark Lord said leisurely: "Turn off the systems other than the ecological maintenance system, and retract the detection radar." He was quite calm, which shows that this kind of thing has happened more than once.

The slender-waisted youth said aggrievedly: "I'm used to using Big Macs, and I forgot that large fighters use pull rings."

The Dark Lord said: "This is the fifth time you have forgotten this month."

The slender-waisted youth stomped his feet and said coquettishly, "I just forgot."

The tall man made a retching motion, "Dead ladyboy, can you be normal?!"

The slender-waisted young man snorted coldly: "As a shemale, my behavior can't be more normal."

The lights in the cabin gradually dimmed, and all the system consoles were left with only illuminated lights.

Guan Mian calculated the time, and it took a total of 54 seconds from the time the Dark Lord announced the shutdown of the system to the completion.The cooperation between the various crew members is quite tacit, and they should often form teams.

Dark Grand Justice: "Reopen."

With the sound of ticking keys, the cabin slowly lights up again.

The tall man yelled at the thin-waisted young man: "Shemale, remember it's Griphook!"

"Got it!" The thin-waisted young man raised his hand and pulled the pull ring hard.

woo-

The spaceship suddenly moved forward at extreme speed.

A very cute girl on the right side of the Dark Duke asked, "Duke, do you want to release the detection radar?"

"In a while." The Dark Lord said, "At the current speed, absolutely no one can catch up with us. We can walk around the battlefield first to see who our opponents are."

The thin-waisted young man said: "The Grand Duke is going to defeat them all?"

The Dark Lord rested his elbows on the armrest, stroked his lips lightly with his fingers, and said with a smile, "No, it's a waste of time. Just find some delicious ones."

The thin-waisted young man cheered up, "Okay. I pray that that stupid bear is here today."

The tall man said: "He will definitely have nightmares."

Guan Mian glanced at the Dark Lord.

The Dark Lord explained: "Stupid Bear's ID is the Secretary-General of Chenghuang Temple. He is our old opponent in the Big Mac, but he switched to a large fighter a while ago."

Although he didn't say the reason for the switch, Guan Mian could guess it with his knees.Thinking of the sober protest before, he felt that the Diyao Guild probably didn't have many normal people under the leadership of the Dark Lord.

The cute girl said: "Grand Duke, a spaceship has entered the radar detection range of the host machine."

The Dark Lord said: "Jennifer, come closer."

"Okay." Jennifer, a thin-waisted young man, happily changed course and rushed the spaceship to the position on the radar monitor.

Guan Mian looked at the big screen directly in front of him.After a while, a large fighter jet appeared on the screen.

The tall man said: "The other party sent a communication request."

Jennifer yelled, "Don't answer!"

The tall man said: "How is your old friend?"

Jennifer said: "Stupid! What if he surrenders? What a meaning!"

The tall man hesitated.

The Dark Lord said: "Go."

Jennifer looked at the Dark Lord resentfully.Since Guan Mian happened to be sitting on the only path of his line of sight, he was very honored to enjoy the residual heat from his line of sight.

The tall man connected to the communication, and a big fat man with an unshaven beard and rampant growth appeared on the screen.As soon as he saw the Dark Lord, he yelled!

The Dark Lord gently shook two fingers at him and said, "Although Star Wars is not as harsh on the curse system as other games, I will remember it."

The big fat man looked as if he had eaten a fly, and his face was terribly depressed, "Why are you here?"

The Dark Lord smiled and said, "I want to play with you."

The big fat man pressed his forehead with a headache, "Can't you completely forget about me?"

"No." Diablo said, "Otherwise my life would be too boring."

……

If it weren't for the presence of so many people, if it wasn't for the dark prince's expression being too playful, if it wasn't for the fat man's appearance being too unsightly, this would probably be widely circulated as a classic scene in a romantic drama.

Guan Mian whispered, "Is he the secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple?"

The Dark Lord smiled and said, "Yes."

The secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple looked at Guan Mian with wide eyes, and then asked in doubt, "Who is he?"

The Dark Lord said: "You can't wake up from the spring dream."

The Secretary-General of Town God's Temple exclaimed: "This name has personality. Are you an apprentice?"

The Dark Lord said: "No."

"It's not an apprentice, why did you let him sit next to you?" Chenghuang Temple Secretary Zhang said, "It can't be your wife, right?"

The Dark Lord thought for a while and said, "Not at the moment."

Guan Mian squinted at him.

The secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple didn't think so much.He rubbed his hands together and said, "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense. How should we fight?"

The Dark Lord said: "I'll go and have a look around first, and I'll come to you when I don't have anything to play."

"Damn!" The secretary-general of Chenghuang Temple was about to say something when the tall man cut off the communication when he saw the Dark Lord's gesture.

Jennifer turned around and drove away at full speed before the secretary general of Chenghuang Temple got mad.

Guan Mian looked at the dark prince who was leaning on the back of the chair leisurely, and asked expressionlessly: "What did you mean by saying that you are not at present?"

The Dark Lord adjusted the center of gravity of his body to his side, and said with a smile: "Do you still remember what I said before, is it more interesting to be with you than with those who are on a blind date?"

Guan Mian frowned.

"So," said the Dark Lord, "in order for me to have the experience of marriage in my lifetime. I decided that if I am not married at the age of 60, we will get married."

Guan Mian said: "Where is my will during the whole process of your consideration of this matter?"

The Dark Lord blinked and said, "Aren't I asking for your opinion now?"

Guan Mian said, "I refuse."

The Dark Lord had obviously anticipated this answer, and said calmly, "It doesn't matter, you still have decades to think about it slowly."

"Haven't you thought," Guan Mian said, "I might have been married before you were 60?"

The Dark Lord said: "I thought about it."

Guan Mian raised her eyebrows, as if she was waiting for his next shocking words.

"So I'm hesitating whether I should respect the natural rules of fate, or first use the offensive to put my label on you." The Dark Lord paused, "Or put the label first, and then respect the natural rules of fate. rule."

Guan Mian said: "As a victim who was innocently involved in this inexplicable incident, I kindly suggest that you choose the former."

The Dark Lord smiled and said, "Well, I will reserve your opinion." He paused, and then said, "Although personally, I prefer to attack."

"My lord, another spaceship has broken into the radar detection range." The lovely girl said.

Jennifer snorted and said, "There are two ships." He said, and transferred the radar map to the big screen.

There are two red dots lined up on the screen, approaching together.

The Dark Lord adjusted his sitting posture slightly, his eyes sparkled with excitement, "Twin ships. I like it. Micro fighters are ready."

As soon as he finished speaking, ten people rushed out.

The tall man asked, "Grand Duke, how should we fight this time?"

The Dark Lord touched his chin and said, "How about luring them into the boat?"

……

"not so good!"

The cute girl and Jennifer refused in unison.

They're here to play Star Wars, not hand-to-hand combat!Thinking of the scene after the Dark Lord deliberately let people land on the spaceship last time, they felt their scalps tingling.

The Dark Lord turned his head and asked Guan Mian, "What do you think?"

Guan Mian adjusted her posture, closed her eyes and said, "Just don't make too much noise."

The Dark Lord said to the tall man, "Open the elastic defense net."

The tall man was taken aback, "Huh?" They have cooperated so many times, but they have never seen the Dark Lord use this.

Diablo Grand Justice: "Its sound insulation effect is better."