[Curse back] Don't ask, it's because you have a car, a house, and a face

I hate washing dishes, and it so happens that my husband hates washing dishes, but we can't order our youngest son, who is only five years old, to do housework. So after our peaceful discussions, we unanimously decided to use rock-paper-scissors to decide who will do the hard work tonight.

"Okay, old rules, two wins out of three, rock paper scissors—Gojo Satoru! Didn't it be agreed that cheating with six eyes is not allowed?!"

I'm so mad, this time it's my fiasco again, even if I play tricks on purpose and try another round, Wujo Wu, who has six eyes, doesn't have to panic at all, I'm the one who needs to worry!

Coach, I want to report this guy on the other side for cheating openly!

"Oh, I can understand that Qi, are you jealous of me?"

Because no one was watching him being handsome at home, Gojo Satoru simply took off the blindfold to reveal his peerless childlike face, and smugly made a scissors hand to me. That look of being particularly unbeatable made people itch, " Just accept it, there's no way you can win me over."

I heheed, and then I made an international gesture towards him.

Sitting at the dining table watching all this, Gojo Qiutong couldn't bear to look directly away for a moment, and didn't want to admit that these two crazy psychopaths were his biological parents.

"I'm going to do my homework first." He changed the subject a little bluntly, and his intention to leave the battlefield was very obvious, "Today the teacher assigned manual homework, if I don't finish it soon, I won't have time to practice the spells .”

"Then let your dad do it with you, anyway, he is very bored now." I put my arms around my chest, and raised my chin towards the big slacker opposite who had nothing to do after eating and drinking, "Teacher Wu Tiao, It's time to play your part again."

"Hey? Actually, I'm fine by myself." Qiu Tong hesitated, "Didn't Dad still have to deal with the family's official documents?"

"That kind of thing can be done in a few minutes, and those old men are not just for display." Gojo Satoru touched his son's head with a smile, then pressed his shoulders to get up, stretched his waist Ready to go back to the room, "Let's go, let your mother wash the dishes, and I will accompany you to complete today's manual homework."

"Oh, by the way, let me ask, what are you going to do?"

"I want to build a villa with a garden and a pool." Wutiao Qiutong took small steps to run to keep up with his long-legged father, "Is there any glue at home?"

"I have." Gojo Satoru thought about it carefully, "I remember it seems to be placed in the second TV cabinet, and the scissors should be there too... For the colored pens, it is in the study."

The boy nodded, and he didn't need the help of adults. He automatically and consciously ran to collect all the materials that might be used, and moved a chair from the study for his father, and started to draw the villa with a pencil. flat design illustration.

Because their children are too capable, the parents on the side are useless and can only lie on the desk boringly occupying one-third of the space and counting stars.

Anyway, his wife was still struggling with the pile of dirty dishes, so he couldn't come over for a surprise inspection for a while, so Gojo Satoru simply harassed his son who was doing homework.

"Speaking of which, Qiutong, do you like that girl today?"

"Crack."

Wutiao Qiutong used force one by one, and accidentally broke the pencil lead, leaving a small black hole in the white drawing.

"...Dad, please don't make any sudden noises when I'm working hard." He pursed his lips, squeezed the eraser and wiped off the mark, a little angry, "And, I'm just innocent to Suzuki-san. Classmates, I didn't like her."

"Hey? Is that so? I'm sorry." He was clearly apologizing, but no one could hear the apology at all. However, Gojo Satoru still opened his mouth to remind his sulking son, "As your mother said, you are now in a relationship. It's too early, don't really plunge into it."

"Even a classmate who hates you may fall in love with her in the end, and then you will fall into the curse of love and cannot extricate yourself. This is the experience of those who have experienced it."

The action of wiping the drawings paused inexplicably, Wujo Qiutong raised his head and looked at his father who looked calm beside him, and suddenly felt curious, "Is it the story of Mom and Dad?"

"That's right." He stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of his son's head, "It's the story of Dad falling in love with Mom."

"What's that like?" The boy blinked, put down the eraser, and became more and more interested in the love process of his parents' relationship, "I used to hear Uncle Jie and Auntie Nitzi say that the reason why mother would agree to marry father Together, because Dad, you threw half of the Wutiao family property directly on Mom to force her to agree?"

"...Jie and the others are talking to the children all day long." Wujo Wujo rested his chin on one hand and muttered dissatisfiedly, but he admitted honestly, "It's about the same."

Wujo Qiutong: "!"

——Isn't this more exciting than the [-] o'clock TV series on Mango Channel?

"That, that..." The boy started to stammer a little, and a bad thought came out of his mind that made him restless, "Then does mom really like you?"

Could this be some version of the magic world where the domineering president falls in love with me?Terrible.

"Of course." Gojo Satoru couldn't understand his son's thoughts. He glanced strangely at Gojo Qiutong who was suddenly relieved, still full of confidence, "If Qi doesn't like me, who else can I like? Property is just an added value. Her love for me will never waver."

"..."

Wujo Qiutong found that he really relaxed too early, it seems obvious, doesn't it? !Dad, how confident are you in your character? !

"I'm serious." Gojo Satoru understood his son's inexplicably nervous expression, and immediately became unhappy, "If Qi didn't like me, would she still agree to marry me and have you? She lied to me a long time ago. She ran away with the money, even though she couldn't escape... I said, what kind of misunderstanding do you have about your mother? Now she has restrained a lot, but she was not a good person at all before. oh."

"This……"

Wujo Qiutong was speechless. After all, he really didn't know about his mother's past, and he only got a general idea of ​​his parents' love history from others. He didn't know the specific situation... Could it be that there was something hidden in it?

"However, if you put it this way... It should be considered love at first sight when I fell in love with Qi at the beginning, right?" Wujo Wu stroked his chin and fell into deep thought, "At any rate, he is the first person who has left such a deep impression on me. Well, let me track her down for so long..."

"What impression?" Gojo Qiutong couldn't help asking the other party even though he knew that he shouldn't go into it.

"Well..." Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers, smiled slightly, and then detonated a shocking mine at his son in a very relaxed tone, "Qi, she, when I first met, she Almost killed me~"

"?!"

Wutiao Qiutong stood up subconsciously in shock, and the chair behind him was even knocked down by his sudden standing up. He didn't care about the chair, but stared at the father in front of him with a face of "it's no big deal" showing extreme shock "How is this possible?!"

I don't know if he was shocked that the strongest father was almost killed, or he was shocked that his mother who had always been so gentle to him would actually kill someone.

"Nothing surprising, right? At that time, I wasn't as invincible as I am now." Gojo Gojo propped his cheek with one hand, and said casually, "I was only 9 years old at the time, and the use of related techniques was far less mature than later. Although it is enough to deal with those useless guys who are overwhelmed... But Qi is different from them."

"She is very strong, very strong, and her physical skills are so strong that even though I observed her movements with my six eyes, I still couldn't defend effectively. I could only passively wait for her to kill me." He said lazily, "Then It was the first time in my life that someone let me go."

"... Is mother a killer?"

"Well, she is a very famous killer, but she didn't want to do it later, so she came to a high school and chose to be a magician."

"Since this is the case," Gojo Qiutong was a little confused, "Then why did mom let you go? If dad died, the bounty would be higher, right?"

"Because someone bought my life from her later, so she gave up the last chance to that guy." He said calmly, "Unfortunately, even if I am about to die, those people are still so weak Such a rare opportunity cannot be seized.”

"Not everyone is as powerful as your mother... Ah, except for a guy who looks disgusting."

"..."

Wujo Qiutong was silent.

He had no choice but to remain silent, because tonight his brain received too much information at once, so much that he, a five-year-old boy, would be confused.

First of all, he didn't understand why the two of them could get together in the end even when his mother almost killed his father?And is it because mother loves father that she stays with him, or does mother fall in love with him because father's family is rich?Was he born in the love of his parents, or was he born accidentally because money was too attractive?

There are too many problems stuck in his mind, causing Wujo Qiutong to be very confused now.

All in all, he finally came to a conclusion - children should not worry about the affairs of adults.

Sure enough, it was much easier to think about it that way.

"But you'd better not mention these things in front of your mother." Gojo Satoru suddenly remembered something that happened in high school, and explained to his son, "She didn't like the experience of being a killer when she was a child, and she would put on a The cold face will be unhappy with you all day long."

"... Is there any psychological shadow?" For example, an important friend is killed by the enemy in reverse, isn't it done like this in novels and anime?

"No." Gojo Satoru denied it very bluntly, "It is said that it is because it reminds her of the painful memory of not having enough food or clothing, and almost starving to death on the street."

"Well, although I don't think it's surprising that a fool who is so stupid as to hand over the prey he's about to get will starve to death on the street someday."

Gojo Qiutong: "..."

——God, Dad, you must not say that in front of your mother, and you are still the prey that was handed over by that idiot to survive... Wait a minute, are you really in front of your mother? Have you ever said so before?

According to his father's rotten character, this is very likely to happen!

"...I started to doubt, Dad, did you really fall in love with Mom at first sight?" From your description, I feel that it is more likely to seek revenge and fail.

"Well, how should I put it..." Gojo Satoru thought for a while, then suddenly laughed, "You won't understand that feeling."

"That feeling of deciding to grab her."

I was born in this dirty world full of desires, and the servants around me knelt at my feet with shy smiles, flattering me, flattering me, and greedily trying to take something from me.

Everyone is like this, and I have become accustomed to their bottomless desire gap.

But one day, when I was walking on the street, I looked up and saw you.

You pass through the endless crowd, with a pleasant smell of sunshine, looking at me with a calm expression, and walking towards me unswervingly.

You are as clean as a pure white dove flying over a church with crumbs in its mouth.

So at that moment, I heard my very calm voice hidden in my beating heart——

"It's her."

The author has something to say: Yes, Mr. Wutiao fell in love with his wife at first sight!And then almost got killed...

Later, I will put two extra chapters to talk about this part in detail, and talk about the psychological process of childhood enlightenment by the way.

Regarding Qi's technique, you can regard it as the spell version of [Disqualification in the World], so her physical skills are very strong, and the only ones who can beat her are her parents, of course, now add 285.

And, really, do I really not deserve the comments from you cuties? (tearful cat head)

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Chapter 6 Gaozhuan Extra Story: If I don’t change my career to become a conjurer, I will starve to death on the street

The author has something to say: This is a side story, about the high school period of the heroine and Gojo Satoru.

The heroine used to be a professional killer, and almost killed Wujo Satoru when she was a child.

Hope to get your comments!Come on, this is really important to me!

It's 35:[-] in the morning, Tokyo time. I just finished the task and finally got the final payment from my employer. I can make a bowl of steaming seafood cup noodles. If the eggs in the refrigerator don't stink, I can fry them until they are browned. Browned poached eggs.

The attack containing the surge of magic power was nullified when it hit the body, I broke the attacker's arm casually, pulled out a short knife from my waist and pierced his head, and threw the body on the ground. I thought about what happened in the kitchen. How much soy sauce is left is enough for the next meal.

And when I was thinking about things in a daze, I had already killed all the enemies around me, except for those curse masters who sensed something was wrong and slipped away.

"Sigh." I sighed and sat on the flower bed by the roadside, thinking that the balance in my passbook might not last until the end of this month, my beating heart began to throb.

To be honest, these years, the killer industry is getting more and more sluggish, not because there are fewer prostitutes, but because there are more peers. It was not easy to earn a living, but now a bunch of newcomers are crowding in , money is even more difficult to earn.

And sometimes when I meet a goal, I can handle it easily by myself, but a thick-skinned colleague insists on intervening to help solve it, so I have to share half of the bounty. I lost a lot by refusing, but now I am much better. After I became famous, no one dared to play that game with me anymore.

"No, if this continues, I will be reduced to living on leftovers like before." I muttered to myself, a little unacceptable, "It's hard to live a good life like this, I definitely don't want to go back to the past."

Adhering to the belief that I will never be hungry again, I am thinking very seriously about my future development, and even thought about whether I should change my profession and stop being a killer, but I can do nothing but kill. Is there any club willing to do anything? Hire me?What's more, I'm only 15 years old this year, and I haven't reached the working age stipulated by the state. If I go to the company for an interview, I will be kicked out.

However, at this moment, I noticed a movement coming from somewhere, and I raised my head by accident, and then, a chance to change my fate appeared——

I saw the conjurer who was exorcising the curse.

"Oh, so you brought the conjurer you rescued to the high school, and knocked on the door of the conjuration world?" Xia Youjie understood what I meant, and nodded, "Indeed, The salary of a conjurer is much higher than that of other professions."

"And not only five insurances and one housing fund, but also accommodation." I sat cross-legged, took a cup of milk tea in my hand and inserted it into a straw, and said, "The most important thing is that you can call for help when you are unable to fight. It’s cheap, and the security is high, I really like it here.”

Exorcising curses is similar to murdering people, professionally matched, paid well, and there are still a lot of talents here, why didn't I think of becoming a conjurer before?

"Qi, you're also very likable." Nitrate leaned lazily on the back of the chair, "It's completely different from some scumbags, and you have a sense of innocence that doesn't know the world, so even if you really do something bad, you won't be hurt." It was you who were suspected by others."

Xia Youjie, who consciously claimed the identity of a scumbag, shrugged his shoulders, and then he elbowed another scumbag sitting next to him, "Wu, don't you want to say something?"

For some reason, Gojo Satoru, who had been silent since just now, was annoyed by the push, so he simply turned his head away from my sight, and snorted coldly, "What can I say to an idiot? Find a way to change careers earlier, is it interesting to die?"

Xia Youjie raised his hand and slapped himself on the face with a "slap". He no longer had any expectations for his friend's EQ, and felt tired.

"With you like this, I'm afraid no one will like you until you die, right?"

"Who said that?!" It may be that he was poked at some pain point, Wujo Wu subconsciously raised his voice to deny the other party, and thought that I hadn't noticed, so he secretly glanced at me, "How is it possible? Will anyone like me?!"

I was about to get the pastries but I was dragged into the war between the two innocently: "?"

Nitro smirked and reached out to pat my shoulder, "It's okay, you continue to eat."

"Oh." I nodded obediently, then lowered my head and continued to fight with the pastry box, no longer looking at other people.

So Wujo Wu was upset.

He clicked his tongue and looked at me with distaste as if he had been reincarnated from starvation and had never seen the world, "Have you never eaten Dafu? You want to be choked to death in such a hurry?"

"I can't help it. I really haven't eaten much. Most of the money I earned before was used to pay rent and buy high-end magic tools." I broke Dafu into two halves, and handed the other half to him very naturally. asked him, "Are you eating?"

"..."

Gojo Satoru silently stared at the Daifuku I stretched out in front of him, didn't take it, but snatched the share I was going to leave for myself, turned away from looking at me, bit the Daifuku in his hand hard, and crushed it , "Eat, why not eat?"

This awkwardness made Xia Youjie want to sigh when he saw it, and Nitzi wanted to cry when he saw it (suppressed laughter).

Are you the kind of elementary school student who likes you and will bully you?Wake up, there is no future for elementary school chickens to fall in love.

"Are you the only one who can catch someone in the year of the monkey?" Xia Youjie held his forehead with a headache, and almost broke his heart for this childish and immature child of his family.

"It's okay, the big deal is that Qi will be with me in the future, and I don't mind raising her for the rest of my life." Niatzi put his arms around my shoulders, and leaned against me tightly, "Because Qi is very powerful and can bring me great A deep sense of security."

"Hey, Nitro." Gojo Satoru gnawed on Daifuku and turned his head, staring at her arm on my shoulder with dissatisfaction, "Can you have a sense of safe distance?"

"It's okay." I shook my head, then turned to face Nitrate, held her shoulders in turn, looked at her quite seriously and said, "If Nitrate entrusts me to kill, I can give you five...no , It’s [-]% off! If you only work as a bodyguard, I can get it for free.”

The holder of the reversal technique is equivalent to the full blood resurrection point in the game. If you have a good relationship, you don't have to worry about being beaten half to death in the future.

And I also quite like Nitro, this is the so-called friend, right?

"Okay." Nitro smiled and agreed, feeling happy, "Don't lie to me."

I nodded, "Don't worry, I never lie." Unless necessary.

Looking at the warm scene in front of him, Xia Youjie couldn't help but poke the elementary school student next to him with his elbow, who was not as effective as other girls, "Wu, look at you, study hard."

Gojo Satoru rolled his eyes at him, with disdain on his face, "What do I have to learn? It's not that Qi really likes Nitrate, she's simply greedy for Nitrate's reversal technique."

Xia Youjie: "Oh? Really? I don't believe it. If you are capable, let go of the Dafu in your hand, it has already been crushed to pieces by you."

Gojo Satoru subconsciously let go of his hand, and the shattered Daifuku suddenly leaked from between his fingers like snowflakes falling from the sky, and fell lightly to the ground, silently proving the authenticity of his friend's words.

Realizing this, the white-haired boy had an ugly expression, as if someone had tricked him.

I don't have that kind of ability, so I retracted my eyes from looking at each other, and I picked up the milk tea again and thought casually, the Gojo family is very powerful, Gojo Satoru himself is also a persistent lunatic, if he really gets entangled by him one day, it will be very difficult It's hard to get away, and besides, I don't plan to have anything to do with the Yusanjia, so I just pretend I don't know.

"...What kind of eyes are you looking at?" Gojo Satoru keenly caught the flash of indifference in my eyes, pursed his lips, as if he thought I was angry, the expression on his face gradually eased, he clicked his lips, Scratching his head a little irritably, "I didn't mean it... well, I won't crush the food you gave me next time."

Xia Youjie burst out laughing, "Wu, are you apologizing?"

"Don't you know how much Qi cherishes food?" Nitro rested his chin with one hand, lazily made another cut, "It's useless to just apologize, at least take some practical actions to make up for it?"

"You guys are so long-winded!"

"It's okay, you're not me, so there's no need to be like me." I waved my hand, really thinking it's no big deal, "Just keep being yourself."

"Honestly speaking, I am very envious of your arrogant attitude of buying two tea eggs, one for eating and the other for playing. You really deserve to be the young master of a noble family."

"What misunderstanding do you have about the nobles?" Gojo Satoru was speechless, and then he snapped back unceremoniously, "I won't buy two tea eggs specifically, eat one and play with the other, okay? Where did the nouveau riche come from?"

I shrugged and stopped talking.

"Also, if you're interested in aristocratic life..."

Gojo Satoru paused for a moment, leaning on his neck and put on a casual expression, as if he wanted to pretend to bring up this topic inadvertently, trying hard to hide his true intentions, he said, "You You can come to Wutiao's house."

"It just so happens that the old man in my family is also urging me all day why don't I take my classmates back to play."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Home into the glass: "..."

The two of them slowly placed a question mark above their heads, their strange eyes seemed to be asking if this person was really the extremely arrogant Gojo Satoru?

It is said that the IQ of people who fall in love will drop, but this guy is good, he directly changed his personality.

"Ah, forget it." I manually refused, "I'm not used to playing at other people's houses."

"..."

Well done, Gojo Satoru's face turned black.

I looked at his expression, pondered for a while and decided to accept it as soon as it was good, otherwise he would really fight with me later, and it would be very annoying to deal with him.

But compared to when I first met him, his attitude now is pretty good.

I recalled the scene when I was led by Teacher Noctua to meet my new classmates. At that time, Gojo Satoru flew over the moment he saw me, punched me in the face violently, if I hadn’t reacted in time to avoid it I'm afraid I'll be beaten to a cripple on the spot.

I originally thought this was some kind of magician's unique welcome ceremony, but I didn't realize that I was being targeted until Teacher Night Moth restrained the opponent with a black face.

I was still puzzled and asked him: "Who are you? Have I offended you before?"

As a result, Gojo Satoru became even angrier, and pointed at himself with an incredulous face, as if it was my fault that I didn't know him, "You don't remember me?!"

Um, are you a head of state?Is it normal not to know you?

I looked at the other person's face carefully, and frowned slightly, feeling a little familiar, especially those blue eyes...ah, they are the six eyes of the Gojo family.

He was about to explode with anger, struggling crazily under the restraints of Teacher Noctua, and finally stared at me with gritted teeth, making me feel like I killed his whole family.

"You, just, only, remember, get, my, six, eyes?!"

if not?You are the only pair of six eyes worthy of my attention.

Of course, I'm not stupid enough to say this offending sentence, I still plan to get along with my new classmates, as for past grievances...

I thought about it, and said to him: "In the future, if you fight with me, I will give you a [-]% discount."

……

Hey, it turns out that a person's face can really be so dark that it turns into charcoal.

At the end of the memory, I started to think, does this guy really like me?Could it be intentional revenge?But he's not that kind of person, so why on earth does he like me?It can't be because I almost stabbed him to death when I was a child, right?Is he a pervert?

After much deliberation, I couldn't come to a conclusion, so I simply gave up on further investigation, and decided that if it comes, I'll be fine with it, and no matter what he wants to do, just refuse it and it's over.

"Then I'll go to Senior Diva first. She said she wanted to go shopping with me earlier. Would you like to go? I don't think Senior Diva will object to adding one more person."

"Huh? Then add me, I just want to buy a new pair of shoes."

"I'm also going to train, Wu, are you coming?"

"Huh? No. I've got things to do."

"That's right...then I'll go first, I wish you success in advance."

So today's gathering ended successfully. Everyone went back to their dormitories, did their own things, and then met again in class the next day.

That's what I was thinking until some guy who climbed through my window in the middle of the night shook me awake.

"... Gojo-san, can you explain what you are doing?"

I silently withdrew the dagger on the opponent's neck. If I hadn't recognized his breath, I might have cut his throat on the spot, and then I would be kicked out of the high school, and I would never be able to become a magician again. up.

Oh my god, is this too scary? !I absolutely don't want to!

Gojo Satoru, who doesn't know what messed things I was thinking, didn't mind at all that I almost wanted to kill him just now. Instead, he raised his eyebrows and raised the two packaging bags in his left hand to me, showing off It seemed to let me look over, "Look."

Um, so you woke me up through the window in the middle of the night just to show me this stuff?

I had no choice but to follow his wishes and asked helplessly, "What is this?"

"It's Xijiufu from Sendai." He stuffed the bag in my hand, as if he had finally found the right strategy point, and cocked his tail proudly, "Didn't you say you haven't eaten this afternoon?" Is it? I'm going to Sendai immediately, how is it? Not bad?"

I looked at his shining clear blue eyes that seemed to contain the entire starry sky. At this moment, I deeply felt the strong desire of the other party to be praised. There is even an illusion that if I deny him here, he can immediately blacken and pull me to die together...it must be an illusion, right?

So I was silent.

He was still talking there, "Next time you just tell me what you want to eat, I can buy it for you no matter how late it is, there is nothing I can't do."

"I don't care about what you made me angry this afternoon. I'm very generous. I can forgive you many times, but if you get so close to others, I will still get angry. Today is for the sake of Nitro Forget it, there is no second time..."

I couldn't help but interrupted him, "Student Wutiao, please don't make it seem like we're in a relationship, and you're too lenient, aren't you? Whom I stay with is my freedom."

Disturb other people's rest at night just for this kind of thing?

Thanks to my good temper, other people would have beaten you to death long ago.

The boy's voice stopped abruptly.

"..."

Gojo Satoru just squatted on the window sill, looking at me quietly through dark glasses.

I held Kikufu in my arms, and looked at him calmly.

Time seemed to be paused by someone, we looked at each other, and no one made a move first.

Then, what seemed like a few seconds passed, and what seemed like half a century passed.

Wujo Wujo moved.

Draw a knife, block, kick, and spin.

In this small room of less than fifty square meters, two dark figures collided with each other in mid-air, and then separated again. The murderous intent spread quietly, and it was no longer clear who was moved first.

At last.

Gojo Satoru squeezed my neck tightly and pressed me on the bed, my dagger was pressed against his heart, about to pierce his chest.

We still looked at each other calmly, the beating frequency of the two hearts hidden in our chests seemed to match gradually, and in a trance, they seemed to merge into one.

I stared at the white-haired boy who was pressing firmly above me, watched him slowly lower his head to me, not paying any attention to the sharp knife piercing his chest, and listened to his whisper close to my ear.

"Do you think you can escape as easily as six years ago?" He raised his hand to touch my cheek, touching it gently, as if he was stroking a fragile treasure, but his face But there was a wanton smile on the face that I was familiar with, and the deep voice was full of undeniable arrogance as always, "You can't escape."

"Wherever you flee, I will find you eventually."

"Because I have already decided, I want to catch you."