[Curse back] Don't ask, it's because you have a car, a house, and a face

Today's income is not very good, probably because the store is newly opened, so there are not many customers coming to patronize for the time being, but this also has an advantage, that is, I have time to pick up my son from the kindergarten, and I can also buy some vegetables on the way.

After locking the door casually, I looked down at the time on my phone, thinking about whether I should buy some spinach for cooking, but Wu and Qiutong don't like spinach very much.

Forget it, if they don't eat it, it will be a waste to throw it away in the end.

"Huh? Is it closed so early today?" I looked up following the voice, and saw my husband walking slowly from the other side of the street with his hands in his pockets, "I'm still wondering if I can help you pack up. "

"I don't have any guests today, so I feel relaxed." I shrugged, put away my phone and walked towards him, walking shoulder to shoulder with my husband on the road.

We passed an intersection, and while waiting for the traffic lights, he suddenly asked me, "Is the Qiutong Kindergarten sports meeting held this Friday?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" I raised my eyelids and glanced at him, and immediately understood, "Hui Hui told you, right?" Otherwise, this guy wouldn't even think of asking about it.

"Well, because I feel like Kei is blaming me." Gojo Satoru was smiling, and when the green light turned on, he took a few steps forward, with a flat tone that could not hear guilt at all.

As a father, he doesn't even know when his child's school will hold activities, and he is not away from home all year round on business trips. It can be said that he has not even reached the passing mark.

But this is Gojo Satoru, can you expect this man who has stood at the top of the world since he was born to know how to take care of the people around him?

When Jie almost went astray, this person not only didn't notice, but asked him strangely if he lost weight because he ate too much cold noodles. Although he is much more mature now than before, he should be like his wife It is not realistic to pay attention to children all the time.

But well...

"Anyway, Qiutong is used to it." I said lazily, not paying attention to this trivial matter at all, and even took his own initiative to hold his hand, "It's not that you don't want to participate, if you don't know, just ask me What? Besides, your memory is so strong, as long as you hear it, it's no different from engraving it in your mind, so I don't have to worry about it."

He held my hand tightly in turn, and said lazily, "That's right."

"Oh, by the way, do you want to eat spinach tonight?"

"Oh—I hate spinach."

"But there's a big price cut in the vegetable section of the supermarket today." I thought about it, and thought it wasn't necessary, so I let him go. "Okay, let's just buy some beef and go home."

This is why I love to go grocery shopping with my husband.

Because the observation power of the six eyes is really not so convenient to use in picking vegetables!

You only need to lift the blindfold to see whether the meat is new or not. Thanks to Six Eyes, I can buy the most affordable meat at the lowest price every time, so I married this person really rightly!

"Of course, I'm perfect." Gojo Satoru put on his blindfold, raised his chin triumphantly at me, his words were full of self-showing, "Besides me, you can find another A lover so functional?"

"You are the best!" I decisively gave him a thumbs up, and then happily went straight to the drink area while grabbing his wrist, "Come, come! The time has come to show your ability, husband! Hurry up and help me carry two boxes of pure milk back, and I will make fried fresh milk for you tomorrow morning!"

"no problem!"

As soon as he heard that there was a dessert as a reward, this person was even more excited than me. Without saying a word, he hugged me directly, and the unfolding technique just passed through the crowded crowd in the price reduction area, and quickly snatched away two boxes of discounted items. Milk, pushing the cart and flying to the cash register.

Then take out the wallet, pay the bill, and carry the bag in one go. The whole set of actions takes no more than 5 minutes (this includes waiting in line), which is truly the strongest on the surface.

"Let me see if there is anything missing. You run too fast after checking out. If something is left behind, you won't know." Coming out of the supermarket, I squatted under a big tree and opened a shopping bag. After one verification, my husband also squatted next to me, resting his chin on his hands, watching me tidy up.

Gojo Satoru assured me firmly, "Absolutely - absolutely nothing will be missed! Just rest assured! I checked carefully before leaving!"

"Well... that's hard to say, you forgot to take that package of dried mangoes last time." After making sure there were no missing items, I tied the straps and pushed them all to the other party, patted my buttocks and stood up, "OK , let’s set off to pick up Qiutong now, it’s just about time.”

He easily picked up two boxes of milk and a large bag of snacks, Gojo Satoru slowed down and followed me, with a look of anticipation on his face, "What's delicious tonight?"

"There is your favorite Xizhilang jelly~" Like a retired veteran cadre walking in the park, I joked with him with my hands behind my back, "And your favorite astronaut is with you~"

"Haha, do you mean Qi, you may fly back to the universe at any time?"

"Well, if you make me angry."

"It's okay, it's okay~ I won't let you run away." Naturally, Gojo Satoru said something terrible with a smile, "Even if you really run away, I will catch you back."

I kicked his calf, "Don't make associations on the premise that I will really get angry and leave! Can't you not make me angry?!"

"It's not something I can control. I don't know why you are angry."

Pooh, this dog man, if one day I really get mad and go away, no matter how I think about it, it will definitely be his fault!

As for the dangerous remarks made by the other party that seemed to be playing some strange play, even though he could indeed do it, I didn't take it to heart at all.

After all, as long as I decide to leave, no one can stop me.

Even if that person is the strongest Gojo Satoru.

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Sorry, I retract my foreword.

It must be because I offended God with my outrageous words just now, so now he is going to punish me with a punishment from God, I apologize, I reflect, and then——

Please, someone can explain to me why our son was pressed against the wall by an ordinary girl and kissed forcibly? !

There are too many slots, right? !

I was so shocked by this cruel fact that my color faded in an instant. My legs gave way and I almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, my husband who was standing beside me freed up an arm to support me in time. Humiliated in front of him.

"Wow." Wujo Wu grabbed my arm, looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of emotion, "Qiutong is really amazing."

"Awesome you ghost?!"

Angrily, I shook off his hands that were holding me, and lifted up my sleeves on both sides, wanting to rush up and hit someone, if reason wasn't pulling me.

"Qiutong is only five years old! Five years old! Even if you want to fall in love early, you can't be so early?! At least wait until I go to junior high school?! Am I the kind of unreasonable parent?!"

Spitfire.

I was about to explode with rage, and I wished I could tear up a few curse spirits to vent my anger.

"Calm down." Gojo Satoru patted me on the shoulder, "Maybe there is some misunderstanding? Besides, Qiutong won't agree. Let's see what happens next."

"It's best like this." I gritted my teeth viciously, pulled my husband and hid in a corner together, and even eliminated my breath to prevent Qiutong from noticing our existence. Halfway through, Gojo Satoru, the dog man, looked at me like this I couldn't help laughing at the serious look that was waiting for the battle. I was so angry that I punched him hard to force him to be quiet.

So the two of us concentrated on observing the relationship between the two children.

[Then, switch the perspective to the other side]

Not only his own mother was shocked, but even Wujo Qiutong himself, who was suddenly pressed against the wall by a female classmate and kissed, was also shocked, even to the point of bewilderment.

It's not that I haven't thought about using the infinite lower limit, but I don't have six eyes, and my operation is not as accurate as my father's. I am afraid that if I use the magic power, it will hurt the girl opposite, so Wujo Qiutong restrained his instinctive actions and turned to Carefully and firmly push each other away.

"I hope you can give me a reasonable explanation." Wutiao Qiutong pursed her lips, and stared at her seriously, "How could you just pounce on me and kiss me casually?"

The girl blinked her eyes, then told him confidently with her hands on her hips, "Because I want to be your girlfriend!"

"?"

Wujo Qiutong was shocked again, "Aren't you a puppy love?! You are only five years old!"

"But Xiaomei in the class next door already has a boyfriend, so I want one too!" The girl continued to be confident, "If it's too late, she will come to you to be her boyfriend!"

"?"

Wujo Qiutong feels that he can't keep up with the thinking of this group of girls. Can dating and falling in love be decided so casually? !Then my father... Forget it, my father has money in his family.

"Then why did you choose me? I'm not the only boy in the class."

"Because you look the best!"

This unexpected answer... Wutiao Qiutong subconsciously raised his hand and touched his smooth and delicate face. Well, apart from his mother's eyes, he inherited more from his father's side in terms of appearance. No wonder he would Being watched.

"But my mother told me that a relationship can only proceed on the basis of mutual consent." Wujo Qiutong put down his hand, looked at the girl in front of him very seriously, and solemnly expressed his rejection to the other party, "I'm sorry , I can't promise you."

Then?

Then the girl cried, and cried very loudly, and wiped the golden peas very sadly.

"...Hey? Don't cry..." So Wutiao Qiutong started to panic, and he hurried forward to comfort the other party, "I'm sorry, it's my fault, I shouldn't have said so much, don't cry ...I'll bring you some candy tomorrow, okay?"

He touched his pockets, took out his handkerchief, held the girl's shoulders, stood on tiptoe, and patiently wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes bit by bit.

The girl squeezed her fingers, obediently let the other party wipe away her tears, sniffed, and said softly and softly, with a hint of crying, "I want to eat milk-flavored candy."

Wutiao Qiutong finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he nodded bluntly, "No problem, you can eat as much as you want."

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Looking at my son's level of teasing girls, I couldn't help but shed tears of emotion.

Both of them have inherited the same gene, so why did the child's father mutate without authorization?

"Hey——Qiutong handled it well." Gojo Wu watched enthusiastically, and put gold on his face without hesitation, "You really deserve to be the child I taught!"

"?"

I turned around in disbelief to look at the confident guy behind me, and found that he really felt that way from the bottom of his heart. For a moment, I didn't know whether to feel sorry for the other party's thick skin, or complain about the other party's shame. Self-confidence is good.

Forget it, let it be like this.

Apart from me, no one else would like him, so let's be more tolerant to him.

Maybe it's because the noise we made was too loud. My son immediately sensed our breath and looked over keenly. The mantra surged, but when he found out it was us, he immediately put down his hand in the seal seal speechlessly. .

"Mom and Dad, what are you doing hiding here?" After finally coaxing the crying female classmate, Qiu Tong walked towards us helplessly, "Don't watch my excitement."

I looked down at this little black-eyed version of Wujo Wutiao, and couldn't help but bend over and hug him into my arms, and touched his soft white face, "Qiutong, you are so sweet to my mother." Be brave! From now on, the Wutiao family can be handed over to you with confidence!"

"Hmm... there is no way, whoever makes daddy unreliable at all." Wutiao Qiutong, who was so rubbed by her mother that she was about to meow, narrowed her eyes and hugged me instead, "Leave it to me in the future!"

"Don't exclude me, be careful that Dad will give you extra training." Gojo Satoru rubbed his son's soft little head, and praised him with a smile, "You are very vigilant."

"Hmph, of course, I'm the heir of the Wutiao family." Qiutong proudly puffed out her small chest, and the rare act of acting like a baby is really cute, "I will continue to work hard!"

"That's right, our Qiutong is going to become a super figure who punches Gojo Satoru, steps on both sides of Su Nuo, and dominates the entire magic world." I smiled and hugged my son, letting him sit with his arms around my neck. On the arm, gently patted his back and encouraged, "Come on, come on~"

"...Wait, it's fine if you stay on both sides. I don't have any objections, but why do I have to be counted?" Wujo Wu followed us with his things, muttering, very dissatisfied with my differential treatment , "Let's not talk about the problem of not being able to beat me first. As a teacher, I don't like your education method very much. You should learn from me."

I rolled my eyes at him, "What do you learn from you? Do you fish and play with your mobile phone at work?"

"That's not true! There are obviously a lot of things to learn, right? I am very popular with students, and why do I insist on this? Did Yidizhi tell you?"

"Father, don't quibble, it's useless to quibble."

"I'm not kidding, I'm serious."

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Noisily, the three of them stood shoulder to shoulder, walking slowly on the way home facing the sunset, the shadows behind them gradually elongated, separated and reunited, but in the end they touched each other lightly.

The author has something to say: In fact, the way Mr. Wutiao used to pursue his wife was quite unique, and he did not deserve the name of crazy criticism (x)