Police Tom and Doctor Jerry

After dinner, everyone distributed red envelopes, plus supplies for Jiang Shengzhou's Pulitzer Prize, and the two of them went home after laughing and laughing.The two don't keep the year old, and Wang Heng waits for the New Year to go home to catch up on sleep. The long night on duty in the hospital has made him tired of waiting for the dawn.Wang Heng didn't keep watch at night, and Jiang Nan certainly wouldn't, so he naturally followed him home.

Wang Heng opened the door with his fingerprints in a daze, and Jiang Nan followed behind, leading Lightning.He knew Wang Heng's expression was on the rise.

After entering the door, he put Lightning in place first, then hurriedly helped the other party take off his coat, went back to the bedroom to get Wang Heng's pajamas, dragged him to the bathroom, took a shower in a daze, dried his head and stuffed him directly. Back to the bedroom.

Wang Heng was half asleep and half awake the whole time, and fell asleep in bed.

Jiang Nan wiped the sweat off his brow, went back to the bathroom and took a shower, secretly thankful that he didn't get drunk.

After washing, I changed into pajamas, went back to the kitchen to make a pot of tea, and brought it back to the bedroom on the second floor.

He only turned on the wall lamp. Under the dim light, the outline of the face of the person on the bed was covered with a hazy golden layer.Wang Heng closed his eyes, his long eyelashes drooping like curtains, motionless, as quiet as a sunny day with no wind.

Jiang Nan got into bed and leaned against the head of the bed, his tall figure blocked the light from the wall lamp, Wang Heng's face was submerged in the shadow, only the sound of even breathing could be heard.

Jiang Nan stared at it for a while, "Sleeping is still the same as in high school." He reached out and gently stroked Wang Heng's hair, "Miss Mom and Dad?"

"Others have parents, relatives, and brothers and sisters, but my Hengheng has nothing." Thinking of this, his nose was sore, but he suppressed his inner emotions. After a moment, he breathed a long sigh of relief, stretched out his hand to turn off the wall lamp, turned sideways lie down.

In the dark, facing each other, but still felt that it was not close enough, he moved forward again, worried about waking up the other party, he carefully put his hands on the other party's waist, and hugged the other party carefully like a cat with light hands and feet In my arms, I fell asleep.

Nearly four o'clock in the morning, a strong push woke him up, "Quick! Concubine Ai! It's time to go to court!" Wang Heng got up from the bed and turned over to get out of bed. "Quick! Where's my dragon robe?" After speaking, he pushed Jiangnan hard.

Jiangnan is having a sweet dream, and in the dream, he dragged Wang Heng to the park and only halfway through.At this moment, Wang Heng had completely pushed him into a daze, and it took him a long time to wake up. "ah?"

"My concubine, where's the dragon robe! I'm going to court early!" Wang Heng stood in the bedroom and walked around in the dark.

The word "Dragon Robe" completely woke up Jiangnan, "It's over! It's started again!"

"........."

The fire was about to spread to the roof, and Jiang Nan turned around in a hurry, his mouth was so crooked that he couldn't speak.

"Emperor... Your majesty, my concubine... I have a bad memory recently, I forgot where to put it!" Jiang Nan pondered for a long time before he stumbled and made up a clumsy reason.

"Quick, in the locker, go and get it!" Wang Heng pushed Jiang Nan and pointed in the direction of the bedroom door.

Jiang Nan wondered, "Is there really a dragon robe?"

He boldly asked, "The concubine dares to ask, where is the locker? Up and down, left or right? This way the concubine can find it faster."

"On the left." Wang Heng replied.

Jiang Nan was ordered to trot quickly, without slippers, and ran directly to the cloakroom.He went through the cabinets on the left side from top to bottom, down to the last cabinet.

He froze!

"His uncle! Really!"

In front of him was a red-yellow robe hanging in the closet, without embroidered dragons. This dragon robe was different from what he had imagined, at least not like the ones in TV dramas. It looked more like the emperor's ordinary clothes.

He slowly stretched out his hand, halfway back in fright.

"Fuck! The house is not a ghost! Why don't I remember this thing at home!" He turned around a few times, rubbing his index finger on his chin, "No, we must install a surveillance camera at home after the Chinese New Year!"

After thinking about it, he reached out to take off the red-yellow robe and touched it, "The quality is pretty good!"

He hurried back to the bedroom and reached out to turn on the wall lamp. Wang Heng was still standing beside the bed in the bedroom in a daze. When he saw him coming in, he straightened his arms.Jiang Nan understood the meaning of the other party at a glance, this is to let him wear clothes!

"It's really difficult!" He lowered his head and studied for a long time before he figured out where to get in, and he was in a hurry to be fooled by the other party.

"Haven't you washed your face and hands?" Wang Heng said.

"..."

Jiang Nan was stunned for a few seconds, raised his hand and patted his forehead vigorously, "Wait a minute, the concubine will come as soon as I go!" He trotted again, wet a towel with warm water in the bathroom sink on the second floor, and put his face on it. , the temperature was right, turned around and ran back to the bedroom.

He took a towel and wiped the other person's face carefully, from the forehead to the end of the eyes, from the tip of the nose to the chin, he liked every place, as if he was wiping a work of art.He took the other person's hand and wiped it carefully, down to every finger, every nail, and even wanted to kiss each other.At this time, he was completely awake, and his sleepiness had already flown to the sky.

"Okay!" Jiang Nan said.

"Sanlang has gone to court!" After finishing speaking, Wang Heng went straight out of the bedroom door and went into the opposite study.

After hearing what the other party said, Jiang Nan was stunned for a few seconds, "You are still Jiang's Saburo!" He didn't dare to slack off at all, and quickly followed up, in case the other party had any novel tricks that he couldn't handle,

I saw Wang Heng entered the study in a daze, and sat directly on the armchair behind the desk. "By the way, where is Chen Xuanli! Why didn't he come?"

As soon as the other party's voice fell, Jiang Nan felt his heart flicker and fell into the well.

"It's broken! It's not dawn yet! In winter, it's late at night, and the temperature outside is more than 20 degrees below zero. It's not a joke!

His heart tightened, he stuffed his hands into the sleeves of his pajamas and rubbed them, paced around the study room twice, he is now a collapsed ant in chaos.

Seeing that the other party didn't call for anyone, Wang Heng was still circling around in the study, and suddenly uttered a dignified voice, and his eyes were sharper than usual, "What kind of circle are you going around? Hurry up and call for someone!"

Jiang Nan panicked, his palms began to sweat, his legs were as soft as rolling out noodles, "Trough! It's real!" He ran out of the study in a hurry, his feet felt like they had stepped on cotton, and he turned around. Back to the bedroom.Regardless of whether it was dawn outside or whether his brother was sleeping or not, his brother would definitely turn on the phone due to the nature of his work. He picked up the phone on the bedside table, found his brother's number, and directly pressed the green button on the screen to dial.

Jiang Shengzhou slept soundly, lying on his back on the bed, the quilt was kicked under the bed, the pillows acted as the quilt, his snoring sounded like whistling for a while, and for a while it was like a broken motouqin played by a clumsy violinist, from head to toe The tail never stopped.

At this moment, the phone rang suddenly, waking him up from his sleep.According to his professional habits, he got up in a jerk, his speed was comparable to that of a cheetah, and he answered the phone directly.

"Hey!"

"elder brother!"

Hearing his brother's voice, he fell straight back on the bed, covering his eyes with one hand, and holding the phone to his ear with the other.Hearing that the other party told him to go to court, he was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know that Brother Heng had fallen ill again until Jiang Nan finished explaining.

Jiang Nan was as anxious as going to the house, urging him hard, he reluctantly got out of bed, he was so sleepy that he could hardly open his eyes, and he was not in the mood to comfort himself.

He didn't wash his face, brush his teeth, and didn't change his pajamas. He directly pulled a sable from the closet and put it on over the pajamas. He put on a pair of padded storm trousers over his lower body, and stepped out with a pair of leather shoes. .No matter who has seen it, they will say that this outfit can definitely go to the high-end frontier of the fashion industry in Milan, only a hand-woven striped nylon bag is missing.

He took the elevator downstairs, luckily, he stood tremblingly at the intersection for a few minutes, and then stopped a night taxi.

"Brother, where are you going?" the driver asked, looking up at the rearview mirror.

After Jiang Shengzhou reported the address of a neighborhood, he leaned on the back seat with half-closed eyes to catch up on sleep.

The driver stepped on the accelerator without saying a word, and did not forget to look back while driving.I saw the passenger wearing sable, with his arms open, and pajamas underneath. "What kind of attire is this? Are young people matching it like this?"

After a while, he shook his head again, as if to say: "I'm old! I can't keep up with the times!" And as if to say: "Young people nowadays are unreliable!"

In order to prevent sleepiness during the night shift, the driver likes to chat a little.He tried to find a topic, "Brother, what are you doing so early?"

"Go to the morning court!" Seeing the other party asking, Jiang Shengzhou answered in a daze.

The driver's hand holding the steering wheel suddenly trembled, almost ran a red light, and even suspected that he had an auditory hallucination.

"Brother, what do you want to do?" He asked again to make sure that there was nothing wrong with his ears.

"Go to the morning court, hurry up. If you are late, the emperor will have to kill my nine clans!" Jiang Shengzhou urged him again, fearing that it would be too late.

The big brother driver immediately lost his composure, "God! I'm mentally ill!"

"It's hard luck to get a job and get a mental illness."

If the psychopath behind does something outrageous, maybe he will be caught in this life.Thinking of this, he began to panic, his tense nerves were like taut hair strands, a slight movement could break the strands of hair.Every hair on his body also stood up, and cold sweat began to seep from his forehead, slowly rolling down from his face full of dimples.

Worried that misfortune would come out of his mouth, he immediately put a seal on his mouth, not daring to say another word.A few seconds later, he slammed on the gas pedal with trembling legs and increased the speed of the car, wishing he could quickly send the plague god away in the back seat.

It was past four o'clock in the morning, except for the occasional taxi passing by, the rest of the street was willows with dead leaves hanging on both sides of the road and pale street lamps.

The driver drove fast all the way, stepped on the accelerator urgently, and arrived at the destination in less than 15 minutes after a normal 10-minute drive.

Jiang Shengzhou saw the place and asked aloud, "How much?"

"No money!" The driver gestured backwards, meaning to let the other party get off the car immediately.

Jiang Shengzhou: "..."

Seeing that the mentally ill got out of the car, the driver stepped on the accelerator as fast as he could, and the car jumped out a long way.Jiang Shengzhou was sprayed with car exhaust, and stood on the side of the street in a daze, waving a green 50 yuan note in the air, and was dazed for a few seconds before he came back to his senses.

"Have the taxis started to do voluntary work?" He muttered, walked into the community with his hands in his pockets, walked straight and turned a corner before entering the elevator.

He went upstairs to Jiangnan's house and rang the doorbell. This time the door opened immediately, guessing that his brother was waiting at the door early in the morning.

"My dear brother! It's finally here!" Jiang Nanchang was so old, and he had never been so eager to see his brother. He was simply a savior, an angel.Looking at his brother's clothes again, he stood in a daze for a moment.

"..."

The angel is dressed like this, a little sloppy.

"Jiangnan, don't taxis charge for Chinese New Year? I gave you money just now, but the master didn't accept it! I waved 50 yuan on the side of the road like an idiot for a long time." Angel Jiang said just now when he saw Jiangnan. adventure.

Jiangnan stood at the door with arms folded, watching Jiang Shengzhou bend over to change his shoes.His brother looked like he was still awake, guessing that maybe the driver brother thought him mentally ill. "Hurry up and go upstairs! If you are dressed like this, it will be strange if you don't think you are mentally ill!"

Jiang Shengzhou took off the mink coat and threw it on the sofa, and followed Jiangnan upstairs.

"Where is it?"

"study!"

"I'll go and have a look!" Jiang Shengzhou tiptoed towards the door of the study.

After a while, he cleared his throat, and quickly switched modes, "Chen Xuanli pays homage to the emperor."

Jiang Nan smacked his lips next to him, feeling emotional in his heart, "everyone is a movie king!"

At this moment, I heard a voice from inside the study, with a low voice, "Come in!"

Jiang Shengzhou was so nervous that it seemed like an electric motor was installed in his heart, jumping non-stop.He cautiously opened the door and walked in. Wang Heng raised his head and glanced at him. He was silent for a long time before he spoke, "I will punish you for your misconduct, how about it?"

Jiang Shengzhou froze for a moment, then looked down at his clothes, "It seems to be right! Wearing pajamas seems to be a bit too much!" To prevent the other party from making more problems, he hurriedly bowed and saluted, "Your confession! "

"Forget it! Go to the door and kneel, don't disturb me!"

Hearing this, Angel Jiang was stunned for a moment, seeing that the other party asked him to come out, he didn't dare to delay for a minute and went out quickly.

Jiang Nan was still waiting at the door. Seeing his brother come out so quickly, he looked puzzled, "Why so fast?"

"He said I came in my pajamas, and he wanted to punish me for my indecency, and asked me to kneel at the door." Jiang Shengzhou said.

The corners of Jiang Nan's mouth twitched a few times, "Uh, go squat at the door! I'll go in and have a look." He didn't feel sorry for his brother at all, Jiang Shengzhou raised his hand helplessly and pointed at the back of his brother leaving in a hurry.

At this moment, he is still sleepy and hazy, and he doesn't care about so much.He was used to squatting in his profession, so he squatted against the wall in the corridor at the door of the study, and found a comfortable position again. He was so sleepy that he fell asleep squatting not long after.

Jiang Nan opened the door and went in, thinking about how to coax Wang Heng back to the bedroom.After a few minutes, he suddenly remembered the gold medal for avoiding death.

Wang Heng didn't know what was written on the rice paper, but he wrote it seriously.Jiangnan took a glance at the desk. He didn't see the title of the official script, but only saw that it was written in the middle of the rice paper, and the ruler pressed the finished part.

Seeing that Wang Heng's face was calm as usual, he tried to speak, "Your Majesty, can I ask for something?"

"What does my concubine want?" Wang Heng didn't stop writing, but continued writing with his head down.

"Your Majesty, look, you... often go out of the palace, and your concubine leaves the emperor. It is unavoidable... some young people want your concubine's life. I implore the emperor... to give your concubine a gold medal to avoid death." Jiang Nan thought for a long time, He stammered and said.

Hearing this, Wang Heng stopped writing, with a displeased expression on his face, his brows began to frown, two shallow wrinkles crept up between his brows, and he sneered, "My concubine, if the gold medal for avoiding death is useful, the world will have longevity." A person who is not old anymore!"

As soon as his words fell, Jiangnan felt a "thump" in his heart, "This is different from the original routine!"

He rubbed his hands nervously, hesitating and restless, the key is to ease the atmosphere first.It is said that those who know the current affairs are heroes, and that a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, so he hurriedly turned to be a blessing, "The concubine is superficial, and the concubine is wrong!"

Seeing that the other party admitted his mistake, Wang Heng had a correct attitude, "But I can give you one thing." He directly opened the drawer behind the desk, reached out and groped in it for a long time, took out a key, got up and handed it to Jiangnan.

Jiang Nan took it with both hands hesitantly. He stared at the key for a while, and was quite sure that he had never seen this key before.He couldn't guess where the key was, but he could confirm that it was a key to a safe.

"Where is this key?" He tried to ask where the key was.

"The key to the harem, with it you have the authority of the queen."

Now Jiangnan understood, "This is not a gold medal to avoid death, but a promotion for myself." However, the other party did not say where the key was to be opened.

At this moment, he didn't dare to ask any more rashly, for fear of offending Wang Heng.

In this state, Wang Heng's temper is completely different from usual, his eyes are sharper than usual, especially the eyes are not warm most of the time.

That look frightened him, made him tremble.Sometimes he even doubted whether Wang Heng was such a person in the first place, and the real side of his personality appeared in the dream, which is usually just a disguise.

His uncertainty about love is not because Wang Heng is not good enough for him, nor is it because Wang Heng doesn't love himself.

He felt that there seemed to be a layer of tulle between Wang Heng and himself, this layer of tulle flickered, sometimes he wanted to reach out to touch it but it disappeared, and when he didn't reach out, he felt that the tulle was right in front of him.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" he saluted.

"What time is it?"

Hearing the other party asking about the time, Jiang Nan had an idea and deliberately delayed the time, "It's time."

"this late."

"Yes! Your Majesty!"

"I'm sleepy, help me back to sleep for a while."

Jiang Nan wished that Wang Heng could go back to sleep earlier, seeing what he said, he immediately stepped forward to help, coaxing and foolishly helping Wang Heng out of the study door.

He deliberately blocked Wang Heng's line of sight to prevent his brother from being seen squatting.Protecting Wang Heng all the way back to the bedroom, helping the other party take off the dragon robe, put on pajamas, then help the other party to lie down on the bed, cover the quilt, and tidy up before coming out of the bedroom.

At this moment, he was already sweating all over, and the second half was all supported by his strong mental strength.

Seeing that his brother was still sleeping by the door, Jiang Nan walked over and kicked him lightly, "Get up, go back to the bedroom and sleep."

"Have you finished morning?" Angel Jiang asked with sleepy eyes.

"Ok!"

"It's not easy being your brother!" Jiang Shengzhou stood up in bewilderment, tugged at his pajamas, and opened the door into another bedroom.

When Wang Heng woke up, he reached for the watch on the bedside table, and it was past eight o'clock.Jiang Nan was still sleeping, remembering that "Lightning" hadn't taken a walk yet, he got up and got out of bed first, went to the bathroom to wash up, and went out the door after tidying up and holding Lightning.

When he arrived downstairs in the community, he stood by the flower bed, stretched his arms and legs, and felt a little pain in his back, "I'm really tired from sleeping."

It snowed yesterday on New Year's Eve. He led Lightning and stepped on the snow on the blue bricks. The wind was not strong, but it was a sunny day. The sun's face was redder than usual. The snow on the ground is shining brightly.

Lightning began to have fun as soon as he came out of the house, stepping on a series of footprints on the snow.Wang Heng stepped on Lightning's footprints again, he seemed to have discovered an incredible way to play, and followed Lightning all the way.

In his opinion, Lightning is a very obedient and sensible dog, which makes him less afraid of dogs.As a child, I can still vividly remember the barking dogs chasing after him.At that time, he was in the fifth grade of elementary school. He was thin and small. His father was on a business trip and his mother was at work. He was carrying a big schoolbag.At that moment, he realized that he was so close to death, so close, so close that he passed by.

When he ran to the gate of the community and stopped in one breath, he realized that the dog behind him had long since disappeared.At this time, he was already exhausted, with his hands on his knees, bent over, panting heavily, and when he was breathing well, he realized that his short-sleeved school uniform was soaked through.

At this moment, the barking sound brought him back to reality.Lightning dragged him in front, and screamed at a strange man at the gate of the community.He didn't wear glasses, and he could only vaguely see a person wearing a black down jacket and a knitted hat, and his face could not be seen clearly.Wang Heng glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and the other party was still wandering around the gate of the community.He was so panicked that he missed a beat, did he run into a murderer?

He tugged at the dog's leash, and called out to Lightning a few times, but Lightning turned a deaf ear and continued to bark at him.At this time, the man and the dog confronted each other, neither of them moved.This made him a little worried. Although he knew some self-defense skills, he was not sure whether the other party had a murder weapon.Even if the other party didn't carry a murder weapon and he put himself in danger, Jiang Nan would be unhappy if he found out.

Maybe a dog used to being a policeman is just like a human being, keeping vigilance to everything around him. Lightning wants to pounce on suspicious targets when he sees them. That kind of job responsibility is deeply engraved in its mind like a brand.

Just when he was still hesitating, in a flash of calcium carbide, Lightning broke free from the dog leash, and jumped out with a "chuckle".

The author has something to say: Laughter Theater

Li He: It's already ten o'clock, and you haven't woken up yet. What are you up to at night?

Jiang Shengzhou: Go to the morning court.

Li He: ...

Li He: What are you talking about?

Jiang Shengzhou: Go to court!

Li He: You go to court early, what are other people doing?

Jiang Shengzhou: Everyone goes to the morning court!Wang Heng, Jiangnan... (start counting fingers)

Li He: ...