Police Tom and Doctor Jerry
Chapter 75
The meals are all set up, there are twenty dishes, and the table is full.The eight people also sat neatly. Jiang Yingying took the lead in taking a picture with her mobile phone and posted it directly on Moments, "Let them see our hometown food."
It is not enough to take care of the dishes, but also to take care of the people. "Come on! Let's take a group photo together!" Jiang Yingying looked left and right, "I'm not next to Wang Heng, he makes me look black!"
"Baby Heng stands here with our mother!" Jiang Nan dragged Wang Heng to Tang Wenhui's side, and stood next to Wang Heng himself.
"Sister, don't be so nasty! It's like this every day! My life is too difficult!" Jiang Shengzhou stood next to Zhao Wen and turned to Jiang Yingying.
"Stop talking! Smile! Eggplant!"
"Okay! Let's serve!" Everyone sat back in their seats.
Jiang Shengzhou opened several bottles of white wine and another bottle of Feitian.
Jiang Nan glanced at Fei Tian, then turned his head to look at Wang Heng, blinked his eyes, and asked in a very small voice: "Heng Heng, you won't know me after drinking?"
Wang Heng was silent for two seconds, then lowered his voice, "It's hard to say! Let's see what happens."
"I'm scared of you!"
Jiang Shengzhou sat across from Jiangnan, "Hey! You two don't mutter."
"I'm teaching him a political class and telling him to drink less!" Jiang Nan said with a righteous face, taking it for granted.
Seeing that the wine was poured, Jiang Jinliang raised his glass and said a few words of auspiciousness for the new year, which made everyone move their chopsticks.
Jiang Nan picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of shrimp meat for Wang Heng, and then a piece of beef, and then watched the other party pick up the meat on the plate and brought it to his mouth with extremely tender eyes.
Thinking back to last year's Spring Festival, the two were still cautious in front of their elders, and the next day Wang Heng even boarded the plane without saying goodbye without even eating.Now he can take care of those around him openly without hiding his love.
Wang Heng saw that Jiangnan always brought him food, but he didn't eat a few mouthfuls, so he tilted his head and whispered, "You eat too!"
He said "hmm" and put a piece of broccoli in his mouth.
After gossiping for a while and drinking a few cups, Jiang Yingying felt bored.
"Let's not just eat and drink, let's play some games! Let's ask and answer, but there is no answer for drinking! First, one person blindfolded, the person on the left pointed, and asked: 'Is it okay'. Okay, the blindfolded person asked The question of the person being pointed out. If you can't answer within 5 seconds, you will have to drink." Jiang Yingying suggested at the dinner table.
Jiang Jinliang had almost finished eating, and seeing that the children had no time to finish, he went upstairs by himself.Tang Wenhui and Zhao Wei sat beside and watched the fun.
"The questions you ask must be correct. My brother, you didn't pass yesterday's question! You can't do it if it's too simple." After speaking, he gave Jiang Shengzhou a look.
"Sister, which pot do you want to lift?" Jiang Shengzhou was eager to find a corner and cat to go in, to cover his blushing face.
"From whom?" Jiang Shengzhou asked.
"Rock and scissors determine the winner!" Jiang Yingying made the arrangements clearly.
After the last round of elimination, Jiang Shengzhou was blindfolded.On his left is Du Jianwei, he pointed at Wang Heng first, Jiang Shengzhou said: No.
Du Jianwei pointed to Jiangnan again, Jiang Shengzhou hesitated for a moment, and said "OK".
After speaking, he immediately took off the cloth strips covering his eyes.Seeing that Jiangnan was chosen, the corners of his mouth parted. "I'm going to ask a question! Don't miss this opportunity! Jiangnan, remember for 5 seconds!"
When Jiang Nan saw his brother's smirk, his heart sank, and he knew that there was no good fruit to eat, but he still said firmly, "Everyone who comes is welcome."
Jiang Shengzhou quickly thought about the problem, and stared at Jiangnan with a proud face, "Listen! How many love letters from Wang Heng have you received?"
Du Jianwei turned to look at him in surprise, his expression seemed to say, "You're asking the wrong person!"
The others suddenly turned their gazes to Jiangnan, and Jiang Yingying was immediately delighted, and there was something inside to see.She glanced at Wang Heng. The person involved looked calm, with a slight smile on his mouth, and looked at Jiangnan with a look of watching the excitement.
The question was asked too suddenly, Jiang Yingying counted the seconds and reached the number "3".He made up his mind that he couldn't tell the truth, if he said that he had received 48 love letters from Wang Heng, the other party would definitely tease him with this when he went back.Not only Wang Heng, but also his brother and his sister couldn't avoid it, so after deliberation, he chose to refuse to answer.
"Don't count, I'll drink!" Jiang Nan honestly picked up the wine glass and took a drink.
After drinking, he picked up the cloth and covered his eyes.On his left is Jiang Shengzhou. Jiang Shengzhou deliberately pointed around, and finally landed on Wang Heng.
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded when he took down the cloth strip.
"Don't ask too simple!" Jiang Shengzhou couldn't hide the smirk in Jiang Shengzhou's eyes.
I saw Jiang Nan pondering for a while, then he had an idea: "Yes."
"The last four sentences of Bai Juyi's "Night Rain"."
Wang Heng wrote to Jiangnan, of course he remembered, and blurted out: "Autumn is not dawning, and the wind and rain are in full swing. If you don't learn Toutuo method, you can forget it with peace of mind."
After answering, Jiang Nan gave him a thumbs up.
Jiang Shengzhou was not convinced, "You two are cheating!"
"What a trick! It's not easy! Can you do it?" Jiang Nan asked back.
"Sister, tell me, are they showing affection to us?" Jiang Shengzhou turned to look at Jiang Yingying beside him.
"Needless to say! The first day I met them when I came back, I was overwhelmed by the mountain of dog food!"
When Wang Heng was blindfolded, Jiang Yingying first pointed at Du Jianwei, then at Jiangnan, and finally at Jiang Shengzhou.Feng Shui turns, and it's Jiang Shengzhou's turn to be tortured.
"Hengheng, don't show mercy!" Jiang Nan sneered, "Be ruthless! Don't let him go!"
"Brother, why do you usually attract so much hatred? My sister can't save you!" Jiang Yingying propped her elbows on the table, with a sad face.
Jiang Nan glanced at someone, "He is a man who must be seen, seen, and listened to if he is indecent! Can there be no hatred?" Then he turned to Wang Heng who was beside him, "Hengheng, do you think so?"
Wang Heng smiled and echoed.
"Where is it?" Jiang Shengzhou still wanted to struggle, "It is obvious that you have ruined my young heart!"
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes at someone cheeky, and raised his voice, "Give us back your young heart? Heng Heng is the smallest here!"
"Don't mention your Hengheng, he is the youngest but the most cunning. After the two of you got together, you obviously turned bad in Jiangnan!" Jiang Shengzhou patted the table and retorted.
Jiang Yingying: "Brother, can I ask what you watched and listened to?"
Jiang Shengzhou paused, remained silent for two seconds, and stammered, "I didn't read anything! Just read the love poem Wang Heng wrote to Jiangnan, and listened to the two of them chatting, okay?"
Jiang Nan now has a headache when he hears his brother talking, "Hengheng, let's bury him! No, quickly introduce him to someone! Don't let him stare at us all the time!"
"Don't look at me! I can't help it. Didn't you see it last time? The iron tree doesn't bloom, what can I do." Wang Heng glanced at the other party and said.
"Who are you two talking about? Who is the iron tree?" Jiang Shengzhou felt that he was not at fault for this matter, "Can you blame me for this? No one else has as many shows as you two! It's a feudal activity and a historical drama! Maybe I will be affected a little bit during this, so help block the gun! How hard it is for me to live!" After speaking, he began to cry.
Jiang Yingying was confused, and interrupted her brother's non-stop whining, "Brother, what are feudal activities? They both have religious beliefs?"
"It's over! Talk about it!" Jiang Shengzhou immediately raised his eyes to look at the opposite side, and the two of them had already started to stare at him covetously.
"Sister, can you not ask me?" Jiang Shengzhou was as flustered as a hopping rabbit. Now that he was about to say it, the two of them peeled off his skin together, and he began to bow to beg for mercy, "I'm going to say it! I won't pass the year today !"
A meaningful smile began to appear on Du Jianwei's face. He guessed that it might be similar to Jiang Shengzhou's question yesterday.
Jiang Yingying hasn't seen the excitement yet, so how can she let it go, "No, the bait has already caught the fish, why don't you take a look at the fish?" She crossed her arms, waiting for his brother to reveal the answer.
Jiang Shengzhou was completely caught between two iron plates at this time, and the distance between the two iron plates was getting closer and closer, his escape route was blocked, and he was a meatloaf about to be crushed.
Jiang Yingying was worried about encountering problems similar to those in the morning, so she thought for a while, "If it's hard for you to tell, you should tell your brother-in-law first! Look, how thoughtful I am."
When Du Jianwei heard what Yingying said, he was extremely cooperative and hooked Jiang Shengzhou's shoulder. "Let's talk!" Seeing this, Jiang Yingying laughed "haha".
This is really trying to push the ducks to the shelves, there is no way.
Reluctantly whispering to Du Jianwei, Du Jianwei suddenly realized after listening, and then glanced at the two people opposite for a few seconds.Wang Heng immediately stretched the collar of the white turtleneck sweater and covered his face, looking like a headless mummy from a distance.Jiang Nan was dressed in a black shirt, which couldn't cover his face, so he gritted his teeth angrily, and then turned his head to see that his baby Heng had already covered his face with his collar.
After Jiang Yingying heard what her husband said, she immediately understood what was going on, she got up and beat up his brother, and Jiang Nan followed suit.
Jiang Shengzhou rubbed his arms, then rubbed his back a few times after rubbing his arms, "You guys are going too far!"
"Sister, obviously you asked me to say it!"
"I'd better chat with Mom and Auntie! You guys are so bottomless!" After speaking, he got up and went to the living room.
"Brother Heng, why are you covering your face?" Jiang Shengzhou said.
"No, I'm shy!" Wang Heng replied.
Jiang Shengzhou picked up his chopsticks and ate a mouthful of fish, "Are you still shy? Who invented the word! Why are you so confused?"
"Don't scare my baby Heng!" After Jiang Nan finished speaking, he hooked Wang Heng's shoulder and buried the other's face in his chest.
"Did brother-in-law see it? Is it nasty?" Jiang Shengzhou angrily put the chopsticks on the table and asked Du Jianwei next to him. "Brother-in-law, now you know how I live every day?"
Du Jianwei found that the lawsuit between the two parties was unclear.The couple on the opposite side sprinkled a lot of sugar and dog food every day, and abused the single dog next to him so much that Qu Yuan almost threw himself into the river.
At night, when dumplings are made, it is even more lively.After the two mothers and Jiang Yingying finished mixing the dumpling fillings and kneading the noodles, the rest of the dumpling-making was left to the five big men.
Even Jiang Jinliang wiped the sweat from his nose as he watched the three big pots of stuffed beef and mushroom stuffing, stuffed fish meat, and vegetarian stuffing placed on the table.
Jiang Shengzhou and Jiang Nan cleared the dining table and put the large panel on it, and Jiang Jinliang brought over three large pots of stuffing.Jiang Jinliang has made dumplings, and the rolled skins are not bad!Jiang Nan also knew how to roll skins. Seeing that his brother and Du Jianwei were indifferent, he took the initiative to take on the task of rolling skins.
Jiang Shengzhou saw that his brother was familiar with the road, "brother, have you practiced?"
"For Hengheng, I have practiced everything!" Jiang Nan was cheeky, not afraid of everyone's jokes, and spoke bluntly.
"Brother-in-law, did you hear that! I was poured again!" Jiang Shengzhou said.
Jiang Jinliang heard it, and pretended not to hear it. As an old comrade, he must always be calm, keep his blood pressure normal, not get excited, and not turn his face.
Du Jianwei smiled when he heard the words, "Jiangnan's feelings for Wang Heng are naturally revealed. The love is deep and affectionate."
"Well, brother-in-law summed it up well!" Jiang Nan praised.Wang Heng stood next to Jiangnan and gave him a deep look, but said nothing.
Tang Wenhui was afraid that some children would not know how to pack, so she ran over to teach them.
Jiang Shengzhou didn't put the stuffing properly. He put in too much at the first time, pulled some off, and got less stuffing, and finally made a dumpling in a hurry.I saw Jiaozi with her belly flattened, her body slumped, lying crookedly on the curtain like a defeated deserter.
Jiang Nan saw it and almost laughed out loud.He touched Wang Heng on the right with his elbow, and Wang Heng took a look, the corners of his lips were curved, his long eyelashes blinked a few times, and two shallow dimples appeared on his face when he smiled.
He glanced at the dumpling in his hand, leaned closer to the other's ear and lowered his voice, "Jiangnan, I wrapped it more beautifully, you eat more."
"Well, as beautiful as Hengheng!" He tilted his head and leaned over to reply in a low voice.
Du Jian glanced at his own bag, at least it was more like dumplings than Jiang Shengzhou's. With him blocking the gun, he was quite safe.Looking up, I saw Jiang Nan and Wang Heng talking quietly.The two of them had smiles on their faces, especially Jiang Nan looked at Wang Heng's eyes softly and quickly watered.
Tang Wenhui stared at his elder nephew's dumplings for a while, she was so ugly that she almost spat out her lunch, and couldn't help complaining: "Eldest nephew! Dumplings made with feet look better than this!"
"Auntie! You just shot me to death with a machine gun!"
Jiang Jinliang glanced at the dumplings in front of his son, curled his lips, feeling that his son was loose, and worried that his son would not be angry enough, so he added a lot of oil and vinegar, "It's the first time I've lived so old. See such an ugly dumpling."
But Tang Wenhui taught Jiang Shengzhou one more time, the third one was better.She looked at Wang Heng's bag on the opposite side again, "Well, Xiao Heng's bag is pretty decent." Seeing that there was nothing wrong, she turned and went back to the living room.
At this time, Jiang Jinliang had rolled a lot, the living room phone rang, and was called by Zhao Min to answer the phone.The remaining four were busy with their work.
While rolling the skin to rest his breath, Jiangnan looked up to see the two rows of dumplings in front of Jiang Shengzhou, and then turned his head to look at the dumplings in front of Wang Heng.
"Brother, look at Hengheng's dumplings! Let's look at yours! There's a big difference in being a human being, but the difference in making dumplings is even greater."
"Shut up. Don't mention your Hengheng! He is the sword of Damocles on my head now." Jiang Shengzhou hastily cut off his brother's words.Needless to say, he was also quite embarrassed when he looked down at the dumplings he made. "Jiangnan, will my dumplings leak when put into the pot?"
"Leak, you can eat the skin and stuffing separately, it's the same in the stomach anyway." Jiang Jiang teased.
Wang Heng glanced at Jiang Shengzhou's dumplings, "Well, Brother Zhou's dumplings, you can take a bath after cooking them." Hearing this, Jiang Shengzhou stopped making dumplings, and asked unconvinced: "My dumplings can be bathed in a cooking pot." , where are your dumplings?"
Wang Heng lowered his head and looked at the dumplings he made, "My dumplings will go swimming if there is no accident!"
Jiang Shengzhou curled his lips after hearing Wang Heng's words, with a look of disdain, "Is it different?".
Jiang Nan's hand rolling the leather stopped the moment Wang Heng finished speaking.Wang Heng was stunned by the other party's stare, and the movement of making dumplings froze.Suddenly, Jiang Nan understood what Wang Heng meant.He leaned close to the other party's ear and whispered, "Rogue!"
Wang Heng turned sideways and kicked him with his leg.
Jiang Nan lowered his head and glanced at the crooked dumplings in front of Jiang Shengzhou. He felt that the dumplings made by his brother were all naked, so he couldn't bear to look directly at them.He then took a piece of dough and lowered his head to continue rolling the dough. While rolling the dough, the corners of his mouth slowly turned up, and finally he couldn't help laughing "hehe".
"Why are you so stupid? Jiangnan!" Jiang Shengzhou asked.
"Laughing at your dumplings!"
"What's so ridiculous, isn't it just taking a bath in the pot!"
After his brother finished speaking, Jiang Nan laughed even harder.
Being professionally sensitive, Jiang Shengzhou immediately noticed the trick, "Stop laughing! Hurry up and get real!"
Du Jianwei was also puzzled by Jiang Nan's laughter.
"You need to take off your clothes when you take a shower, not swimming!" Jiang Nan suppressed a smile, stopped rolling the skin with his hands, and explained.
Hearing this, Jiang Shengzhou stared at his dumplings in a daze for a few seconds, he felt that today's dinner was too much to eat, who could eat a bunch of naked dumplings.
Du Jianwei was so happy that he couldn't stand up, and sat on the chair directly.
"Brother Heng, you really don't want me to eat? Don't you care about Jiangnan?" Jiang Shengzhou's face was filled with righteous indignation, and his hands of making dumplings stopped.
"You can eat the dumplings I made, Brother Zhou!" Wang Heng comforted him knowingly.
"Have you passed your brother Zhou's past?" Jiang Shengzhou continued to make dumplings. Although it was ugly, he had to continue making dumplings. At any rate, he still made progress in making dumplings, and the last one seemed to be okay.
"No way! Brother Zhou is the sail of our Jiang family, how could it be a Nian beast?" Wang Heng just finished making a dumpling and put it on the panel.
"Don't fool me! Then what are you from the Jiang family?" Jiang Shengzhou took a piece of dough and played with it in his hand.
"I'm Jiang's mink fur coat. It's nice and warm!" As soon as the words fell, Wang Heng finished making another dumpling and put it on the panel.
Jiang Shengzhou felt that he was hit by the stone thrown by the other party, "Jiangnan, take care of yourself! Your little baby is going to let himself go. I have to sit down, I'm so dizzy that I can't find the north!" At this moment he felt that he My life is like the white flour on the panel, white and without bright colors.
"I can't control it, I'm afraid it will melt if I keep it in my mouth!" Jiang Nan said.
Jiang Nan was also tired from standing, so he sat down and rolled out dumpling wrappers while sitting. There were already a lot of dumpling wrappers on hand.He lowered his eyes for a while, then simply stopped and followed Wang Heng to pack.
He put the dumpling wrapper in his hand, picked up some meat stuffing with chopsticks and put it on the round wrapper. It felt a little too much, so he used chopsticks to pull some stuffing off. The amount of stuffing was moderate. Then he put down the chopsticks, and then pressed hard with his index finger and thumb. With a pinch, a dumpling is out of the oven.Jiang Shengzhou saw his brother finish making a dumpling quickly, and the key point was that it was pretty decent.He froze for a moment, and after a few seconds, he asked extremely curiously: "Jiangnan, are your housework skills full now?"
"I have all the skills that Hengheng needs. Right? Baby Heng!" Jiang Nan looked up at Wang Heng who was standing next to him.
Wang Heng turned his head and took a deep look at the other party, then smiled and said "um".
"Didn't you mean to piss me off? I decided not to talk to you two!" After speaking, his brother made a movement of closing his mouth.
Du Jian listened carefully to the conversation between the three, and then smiled.Wang Heng is more cheerful than the last Spring Festival, the smile on his face is like the bright autumn sun, warm but not hot.From his perspective, it looks like a very beautiful picture of a beauty, because there is love in his heart and the aftertaste of life in his hands.
The dumplings that have been made for a long time are finally finished.Jiang Nan thought that his brother and brother-in-law were unreliable, so he sent them to the living room and asked Wang Heng to cook dumplings with him.On second thought, I still have to chop the garlic.Before his brother turned around, he hurriedly called to the other party, "I will give you some tasks." After speaking, he handed the other party a pot of garlic.
"Brother Grilling Garlic! Find a corner and squat down to Grill Garlic!"
Jiang Shengzhou was overwhelmed by his brother's anger, so he could only squat in the kitchen to pick any corner.
"I said who do you call Brother Pasuan?" Then Jiang Nan was punched.
Brother Gausuan hugged a basin and squatted next to the kitchen trash can, like a poor puppy on the side of the road. At this time, he deeply felt the sorrow of being a low-level worker.
Picking garlic in his hand, he didn't stop talking, "Jiangnan, do you know how many classes our men are divided into?"
Jiangnan was busy boiling water. He tied up his apron, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt to his elbows, filled a pot with water, and put it on the stove.Hearing his brother's question, he casually asked, "I don't know! Tell me!"
With a strong hand, Jiang Shengzhou broke off a head of garlic and pulled the white clothes of garlic, "Listen to me to analyze it for you. Our father is a privileged class with absolute power; your family's Hengheng is a big bourgeoisie with a lot of wealth You also have a social status; what about you? You are a landlord class, and you don’t have to worry about food and drink; what about me?
"Have you heard Hengheng? How well does my brother know?" Jiang Jiang looked at Guo, then turned to Wang Heng with a smile and said, "You can learn politics for nothing in junior high school."
Wang Heng saw Jiang Shengzhou squatting next to the trash can, with his waist bent and his head hooked. The garlic bowl next to him was bigger than a human face. He couldn't hold back his smile, and teased, "Brother Zhou, I don't mind if you come to hug my thigh. .”
"Still hugging your thighs, if I'm one meter closer to you, Jiangnan will kick me away!" Jiang Shengzhou raised his head and glanced at Jiangnan, and at the same time threw a few heads of garlic into the basin.
"That's a must. I'll kick anyone who gets close to Heng Heng!" Jiang Nan stirred the pot with a colander to prevent the dumplings from sticking together.
"Can you cook?" Wang Heng teased.
"Why not?" Seeing that the water in the pot had boiled twice, he took out one with a colander and put it in a prepared bowl. Then he took out a pair of chopsticks from the cupboard, picked them up, and blew with his head down. , handed it to the other party's mouth, "Hengheng, taste it!"
The man without long hands opened his mouth and took a bite. After a few seconds, he said, "It's done! Let's get it!"
Jiang Shengzhou picked up the garlic, looked up and saw his brother feeding a man without long hands, and curled his lips, "I am already invisible to you two!"
"Hengheng, is there anyone else in the kitchen?"
"No, aren't you the only one?" Wang Heng replied.
"It's not [-] points of damage anymore, you guys are killing each other in seconds!" Jiang Shengzhou said.
Jiang Nan handed the chopsticks to the other party, picked up the colander and scooped up a flock of white geese in the pot.
He fished it out to glance at the dumplings on the plate, and shouted to his brother, "Brother, your dumplings are finished taking a bath, come and eat them!"
His brother raised his hand and threw a head of garlic at him.
Jiang Shengzhou got up and came to the stove, and as expected, he missed a few. He stared at the dumpling wrappers on the plate, and secretly rejoiced, "Fortunately, not many are damaged!"
Seeing the dumplings coming out of the pan, Zhao Min and Tang Wenhui brought the steamed crabs to the table along with other dishes.Jiang Yingying was wearing a red dress, shuttled back and forth between the kitchen and the dining room like a rosy glow, and put the plates and chopsticks on the table.Garlic, soy sauce, vinegar and other condiments are also available.Jiang Jinliang had already gone downstairs and had a drink by the way.
The family sat down, and the New Year's Eve dinner began.
When Wang Heng ate the second dumpling at the dinner table, he felt his teeth get bitten.Jiang Nan was suffocated when he saw his movements, "Are you going to get rich this year?"
Wang Heng turned his head and glanced at him, "Are you unhappy?"
"You must be happy!" Jiang Nan put another dumpling on his plate.
"I'm happy too!" Jiang Shengzhou answered from the opposite side. He lowered his head and ate several dumpling wrappers, feeling depressed.
When Wang Heng made a fortune, he must have followed suit, so he naturally became happy, and followed him to make everyone a drink with an excuse.
Not long after, Jiang Yingying said "Ah", "Sister, you are lucky! You can get rich this year!"
"How many did you pack?" Jiang Shengzhou asked.
"There are six coins and two candies." Jiang Nan said.
As soon as his words fell, Wang Heng choked up again when he ate the dumplings, "Have you eaten again?"
Wang Heng didn't speak, but nodded.
"Brother Heng, you are going to make a fortune this year!" Jiang Nan looked at the dumplings on the other side's plate greedily.
"Well, you are indispensable!" Wang Heng replied with a smile.
When the other party said that, Jiang Shengzhou was very happy in his heart, and directly followed Zhang Xiao for a glass of wine, and everyone drank another glass of wine.Then Jiang Jinliang said a few words, and everyone chatted happily for a while, and unconsciously drank several glasses.
In view of Wang Heng's experience of being drunk, Jiang Nan didn't relax when he stared at him.In fact, Wang Heng didn't feel too much every time he drank, but now he is very sober, and he doesn't feel drunk at all.
He ate four dumplings and had his teeth chipped twice by coins. The odds were a bit scary, not to mention his teeth were not very good.He simply changed the stuffing and picked one from another plate.This time he ate extremely cautiously, unexpectedly, he stopped after taking a bite.
Jiang Nan was a little unbelieving, and asked in surprise, "Have you eaten again?"
Hearing Jiang Nan's question again, his brother simply put down his chopsticks. "See? Eating dumplings hurts my heart!"
"I see, you can't even eat dumplings with skins." Jiang Yingying continued.
"Wang Heng, do you dare to eat two more!" Jiang Shengzhou provocatively said, he couldn't believe that there was such a coincidence in the world.
Everyone focused their eyes on Wang Heng, so many eyes made him a little unnatural, he hesitated, and after a few seconds, "Shall I try again?"
Jiang Shengzhou pointed to the plate of dumplings in front of him with his chin, "Must try! Come! This is the plate in front of me! Take one!"
Wang Heng picked up the chopsticks and randomly picked one on the plate, and took a bite cautiously, "It's a good thing there aren't any, otherwise this tooth might not be far away." He began to rejoice secretly.
Jiang Shengzhou heaved a sigh of relief seeing that he was eating without stopping.
He then took a second bite, and was chewing vigorously when he heard a "crack".Jiang Nan heard it, and he became nervous, "Hengheng, did you lose your teeth?"
"It's about to fall!" Wang Heng replied.
The three elders and Jiang Yingying and his wife were stunned.
Jiang Shengzhou wished he could slap himself in the face. This year's "slaps" slaps in the face became louder and louder each time.But he has his own persistence and persistence, solving crimes and eating.
"Come on, Brother Heng, there is only one left! Go on!" Jiang Shengzhou pointed to another plate of dumplings and said.
Wang Heng and Jiang Nan looked at each other, Jiang Nan signaled to continue, and then instructed: "Be gentle! Don't drop your teeth!" Wang Heng also surrendered to his hand, he glanced at the plate Jiang Shengzhou was pointing at, and lifted it up. Blindfolded with one hand, he stretched out his chopsticks and closed his eyes to pick one on the plate.
He put the dumplings on his dinner plate, dipped them in some seasonings, slowed down his movements, and took a bite very slowly, but just as he took a half bite, his mouth stopped half-open and bit the coin directly.
He raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Shengzhou. Brother Zhou's face twitched, and he was as wilted as a cabbage that had lost its moisture.He turned his head to look at Jiangnan again, Jiangnan was full of helplessness.Turning his head to look at Jiang Yingying and Du Jianwei, they were staring at each other with big eyes.
"Today, Brother Heng must not be allowed to play the mahjong table!" Jiang Shengzhou said through grinding his teeth, "Otherwise our entire army will be wiped out."
Jiang Jinliang was very happy: "It seems that Xiao Heng will make a lot of achievements this year!"
"I hope I can borrow my uncle's good words!" Wang Heng replied with a smile.
After bouncing his teeth five times, Wang Heng let out a long breath from the bottom of his heart, "Finally I can eat well!"
Jiangnan: "..."
Jiang Shengzhou: "..."
"There are still two candies!" Jiang Nan said.
Wang Heng: "..."
"Do you dare to pinch another one!" Jiang Shengzhou continued to provoke.
"I'll grab you to eat!" Wang Heng also started to play tricks, and if he ate any more, his teeth would be gone.
"If you dare to pinch, I dare to eat!" Jiang Shengzhou patted the table, picked up the chopsticks again, and got ready.
"Which disc?"
"The one in the middle, the one with the most!"
Wang Heng covered his eyes with his hands, his heart froze, he opened his eyes after pinching, and put the dumplings on Jiang Shengzhou's plate.
I have eaten coins five times in a row, so I can't be so lucky anymore!Jiang Shengzhou directly picked up the dumpling and took a bite, but his tongue almost didn't taste sweet. "groove!"
"Are you convinced?" Jiang Nan looked gloating, and only beat drums to cheer him on.
Seeing that her younger brother was hopeless, Jiang Yingying didn't forget to add insult to injury. "Brother! Life is too cruel to you! But sister can only look at Lele!."
Du Jianwei ate with gusto, and did not delay him to watch the excitement at all. He had never been so serious about watching dramas or concerts in the United States.
The three elders are no longer the protagonists on the stage, but have become the most loyal audience off the stage.
"Brother Heng, you give Jiangnan to eat, I still don't believe it!" Jiang Shengzhou continued clamoring after eating the dumplings.
"If the reality doesn't beat you to the ground, don't let it go!" Jiang Nan smiled, "Eat it as soon as you eat it! Hengheng, grab one!"
"Brother Zhou, which disk is on?"
Jiang Shengzhou pointed to the plate of dumplings farthest from him, "The plate with vegetarian stuffing!"
Wang Heng picked one at random and put it on Jiangnan's plate.Jiang Nan was also afraid of his teeth, so he took a small bite, chewed a few times and swallowed it.No, at least the teeth are still there.Jiang Shengzhou still stared at it, "No? Are you lucky?"
Jiang Nan took another bite, chewed it, and cursed in his heart for a while, "Damn, it's too sweet! Next time, don't add sugar!"
Jiang Shengzhou was still waiting for the answer, "How is it?"
"Come on! Everyone says that the case is based on evidence, and I'll give you the evidence!" I saw Jiang Nan spitting out a piece of candy, "Did you see it?"
If he could slap his face, Jiang Shengzhou guessed that his face would have turned into a pig's head long ago...
The author has something to say: Laughter Theater
Jiang Nan: How do you know which dumpling has something in it?
Wang Heng: I don't know.
Jiangnan: Then how did you choose?
Wang Heng: Which one looks good, which one should be picked!
Jiangnan: …
Jiangnan: Can you still choose your appearance? (Secretly rejoicing: Fortunately, I am more handsome...)
It is not enough to take care of the dishes, but also to take care of the people. "Come on! Let's take a group photo together!" Jiang Yingying looked left and right, "I'm not next to Wang Heng, he makes me look black!"
"Baby Heng stands here with our mother!" Jiang Nan dragged Wang Heng to Tang Wenhui's side, and stood next to Wang Heng himself.
"Sister, don't be so nasty! It's like this every day! My life is too difficult!" Jiang Shengzhou stood next to Zhao Wen and turned to Jiang Yingying.
"Stop talking! Smile! Eggplant!"
"Okay! Let's serve!" Everyone sat back in their seats.
Jiang Shengzhou opened several bottles of white wine and another bottle of Feitian.
Jiang Nan glanced at Fei Tian, then turned his head to look at Wang Heng, blinked his eyes, and asked in a very small voice: "Heng Heng, you won't know me after drinking?"
Wang Heng was silent for two seconds, then lowered his voice, "It's hard to say! Let's see what happens."
"I'm scared of you!"
Jiang Shengzhou sat across from Jiangnan, "Hey! You two don't mutter."
"I'm teaching him a political class and telling him to drink less!" Jiang Nan said with a righteous face, taking it for granted.
Seeing that the wine was poured, Jiang Jinliang raised his glass and said a few words of auspiciousness for the new year, which made everyone move their chopsticks.
Jiang Nan picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of shrimp meat for Wang Heng, and then a piece of beef, and then watched the other party pick up the meat on the plate and brought it to his mouth with extremely tender eyes.
Thinking back to last year's Spring Festival, the two were still cautious in front of their elders, and the next day Wang Heng even boarded the plane without saying goodbye without even eating.Now he can take care of those around him openly without hiding his love.
Wang Heng saw that Jiangnan always brought him food, but he didn't eat a few mouthfuls, so he tilted his head and whispered, "You eat too!"
He said "hmm" and put a piece of broccoli in his mouth.
After gossiping for a while and drinking a few cups, Jiang Yingying felt bored.
"Let's not just eat and drink, let's play some games! Let's ask and answer, but there is no answer for drinking! First, one person blindfolded, the person on the left pointed, and asked: 'Is it okay'. Okay, the blindfolded person asked The question of the person being pointed out. If you can't answer within 5 seconds, you will have to drink." Jiang Yingying suggested at the dinner table.
Jiang Jinliang had almost finished eating, and seeing that the children had no time to finish, he went upstairs by himself.Tang Wenhui and Zhao Wei sat beside and watched the fun.
"The questions you ask must be correct. My brother, you didn't pass yesterday's question! You can't do it if it's too simple." After speaking, he gave Jiang Shengzhou a look.
"Sister, which pot do you want to lift?" Jiang Shengzhou was eager to find a corner and cat to go in, to cover his blushing face.
"From whom?" Jiang Shengzhou asked.
"Rock and scissors determine the winner!" Jiang Yingying made the arrangements clearly.
After the last round of elimination, Jiang Shengzhou was blindfolded.On his left is Du Jianwei, he pointed at Wang Heng first, Jiang Shengzhou said: No.
Du Jianwei pointed to Jiangnan again, Jiang Shengzhou hesitated for a moment, and said "OK".
After speaking, he immediately took off the cloth strips covering his eyes.Seeing that Jiangnan was chosen, the corners of his mouth parted. "I'm going to ask a question! Don't miss this opportunity! Jiangnan, remember for 5 seconds!"
When Jiang Nan saw his brother's smirk, his heart sank, and he knew that there was no good fruit to eat, but he still said firmly, "Everyone who comes is welcome."
Jiang Shengzhou quickly thought about the problem, and stared at Jiangnan with a proud face, "Listen! How many love letters from Wang Heng have you received?"
Du Jianwei turned to look at him in surprise, his expression seemed to say, "You're asking the wrong person!"
The others suddenly turned their gazes to Jiangnan, and Jiang Yingying was immediately delighted, and there was something inside to see.She glanced at Wang Heng. The person involved looked calm, with a slight smile on his mouth, and looked at Jiangnan with a look of watching the excitement.
The question was asked too suddenly, Jiang Yingying counted the seconds and reached the number "3".He made up his mind that he couldn't tell the truth, if he said that he had received 48 love letters from Wang Heng, the other party would definitely tease him with this when he went back.Not only Wang Heng, but also his brother and his sister couldn't avoid it, so after deliberation, he chose to refuse to answer.
"Don't count, I'll drink!" Jiang Nan honestly picked up the wine glass and took a drink.
After drinking, he picked up the cloth and covered his eyes.On his left is Jiang Shengzhou. Jiang Shengzhou deliberately pointed around, and finally landed on Wang Heng.
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded when he took down the cloth strip.
"Don't ask too simple!" Jiang Shengzhou couldn't hide the smirk in Jiang Shengzhou's eyes.
I saw Jiang Nan pondering for a while, then he had an idea: "Yes."
"The last four sentences of Bai Juyi's "Night Rain"."
Wang Heng wrote to Jiangnan, of course he remembered, and blurted out: "Autumn is not dawning, and the wind and rain are in full swing. If you don't learn Toutuo method, you can forget it with peace of mind."
After answering, Jiang Nan gave him a thumbs up.
Jiang Shengzhou was not convinced, "You two are cheating!"
"What a trick! It's not easy! Can you do it?" Jiang Nan asked back.
"Sister, tell me, are they showing affection to us?" Jiang Shengzhou turned to look at Jiang Yingying beside him.
"Needless to say! The first day I met them when I came back, I was overwhelmed by the mountain of dog food!"
When Wang Heng was blindfolded, Jiang Yingying first pointed at Du Jianwei, then at Jiangnan, and finally at Jiang Shengzhou.Feng Shui turns, and it's Jiang Shengzhou's turn to be tortured.
"Hengheng, don't show mercy!" Jiang Nan sneered, "Be ruthless! Don't let him go!"
"Brother, why do you usually attract so much hatred? My sister can't save you!" Jiang Yingying propped her elbows on the table, with a sad face.
Jiang Nan glanced at someone, "He is a man who must be seen, seen, and listened to if he is indecent! Can there be no hatred?" Then he turned to Wang Heng who was beside him, "Hengheng, do you think so?"
Wang Heng smiled and echoed.
"Where is it?" Jiang Shengzhou still wanted to struggle, "It is obvious that you have ruined my young heart!"
Jiang Nan rolled his eyes at someone cheeky, and raised his voice, "Give us back your young heart? Heng Heng is the smallest here!"
"Don't mention your Hengheng, he is the youngest but the most cunning. After the two of you got together, you obviously turned bad in Jiangnan!" Jiang Shengzhou patted the table and retorted.
Jiang Yingying: "Brother, can I ask what you watched and listened to?"
Jiang Shengzhou paused, remained silent for two seconds, and stammered, "I didn't read anything! Just read the love poem Wang Heng wrote to Jiangnan, and listened to the two of them chatting, okay?"
Jiang Nan now has a headache when he hears his brother talking, "Hengheng, let's bury him! No, quickly introduce him to someone! Don't let him stare at us all the time!"
"Don't look at me! I can't help it. Didn't you see it last time? The iron tree doesn't bloom, what can I do." Wang Heng glanced at the other party and said.
"Who are you two talking about? Who is the iron tree?" Jiang Shengzhou felt that he was not at fault for this matter, "Can you blame me for this? No one else has as many shows as you two! It's a feudal activity and a historical drama! Maybe I will be affected a little bit during this, so help block the gun! How hard it is for me to live!" After speaking, he began to cry.
Jiang Yingying was confused, and interrupted her brother's non-stop whining, "Brother, what are feudal activities? They both have religious beliefs?"
"It's over! Talk about it!" Jiang Shengzhou immediately raised his eyes to look at the opposite side, and the two of them had already started to stare at him covetously.
"Sister, can you not ask me?" Jiang Shengzhou was as flustered as a hopping rabbit. Now that he was about to say it, the two of them peeled off his skin together, and he began to bow to beg for mercy, "I'm going to say it! I won't pass the year today !"
A meaningful smile began to appear on Du Jianwei's face. He guessed that it might be similar to Jiang Shengzhou's question yesterday.
Jiang Yingying hasn't seen the excitement yet, so how can she let it go, "No, the bait has already caught the fish, why don't you take a look at the fish?" She crossed her arms, waiting for his brother to reveal the answer.
Jiang Shengzhou was completely caught between two iron plates at this time, and the distance between the two iron plates was getting closer and closer, his escape route was blocked, and he was a meatloaf about to be crushed.
Jiang Yingying was worried about encountering problems similar to those in the morning, so she thought for a while, "If it's hard for you to tell, you should tell your brother-in-law first! Look, how thoughtful I am."
When Du Jianwei heard what Yingying said, he was extremely cooperative and hooked Jiang Shengzhou's shoulder. "Let's talk!" Seeing this, Jiang Yingying laughed "haha".
This is really trying to push the ducks to the shelves, there is no way.
Reluctantly whispering to Du Jianwei, Du Jianwei suddenly realized after listening, and then glanced at the two people opposite for a few seconds.Wang Heng immediately stretched the collar of the white turtleneck sweater and covered his face, looking like a headless mummy from a distance.Jiang Nan was dressed in a black shirt, which couldn't cover his face, so he gritted his teeth angrily, and then turned his head to see that his baby Heng had already covered his face with his collar.
After Jiang Yingying heard what her husband said, she immediately understood what was going on, she got up and beat up his brother, and Jiang Nan followed suit.
Jiang Shengzhou rubbed his arms, then rubbed his back a few times after rubbing his arms, "You guys are going too far!"
"Sister, obviously you asked me to say it!"
"I'd better chat with Mom and Auntie! You guys are so bottomless!" After speaking, he got up and went to the living room.
"Brother Heng, why are you covering your face?" Jiang Shengzhou said.
"No, I'm shy!" Wang Heng replied.
Jiang Shengzhou picked up his chopsticks and ate a mouthful of fish, "Are you still shy? Who invented the word! Why are you so confused?"
"Don't scare my baby Heng!" After Jiang Nan finished speaking, he hooked Wang Heng's shoulder and buried the other's face in his chest.
"Did brother-in-law see it? Is it nasty?" Jiang Shengzhou angrily put the chopsticks on the table and asked Du Jianwei next to him. "Brother-in-law, now you know how I live every day?"
Du Jianwei found that the lawsuit between the two parties was unclear.The couple on the opposite side sprinkled a lot of sugar and dog food every day, and abused the single dog next to him so much that Qu Yuan almost threw himself into the river.
At night, when dumplings are made, it is even more lively.After the two mothers and Jiang Yingying finished mixing the dumpling fillings and kneading the noodles, the rest of the dumpling-making was left to the five big men.
Even Jiang Jinliang wiped the sweat from his nose as he watched the three big pots of stuffed beef and mushroom stuffing, stuffed fish meat, and vegetarian stuffing placed on the table.
Jiang Shengzhou and Jiang Nan cleared the dining table and put the large panel on it, and Jiang Jinliang brought over three large pots of stuffing.Jiang Jinliang has made dumplings, and the rolled skins are not bad!Jiang Nan also knew how to roll skins. Seeing that his brother and Du Jianwei were indifferent, he took the initiative to take on the task of rolling skins.
Jiang Shengzhou saw that his brother was familiar with the road, "brother, have you practiced?"
"For Hengheng, I have practiced everything!" Jiang Nan was cheeky, not afraid of everyone's jokes, and spoke bluntly.
"Brother-in-law, did you hear that! I was poured again!" Jiang Shengzhou said.
Jiang Jinliang heard it, and pretended not to hear it. As an old comrade, he must always be calm, keep his blood pressure normal, not get excited, and not turn his face.
Du Jianwei smiled when he heard the words, "Jiangnan's feelings for Wang Heng are naturally revealed. The love is deep and affectionate."
"Well, brother-in-law summed it up well!" Jiang Nan praised.Wang Heng stood next to Jiangnan and gave him a deep look, but said nothing.
Tang Wenhui was afraid that some children would not know how to pack, so she ran over to teach them.
Jiang Shengzhou didn't put the stuffing properly. He put in too much at the first time, pulled some off, and got less stuffing, and finally made a dumpling in a hurry.I saw Jiaozi with her belly flattened, her body slumped, lying crookedly on the curtain like a defeated deserter.
Jiang Nan saw it and almost laughed out loud.He touched Wang Heng on the right with his elbow, and Wang Heng took a look, the corners of his lips were curved, his long eyelashes blinked a few times, and two shallow dimples appeared on his face when he smiled.
He glanced at the dumpling in his hand, leaned closer to the other's ear and lowered his voice, "Jiangnan, I wrapped it more beautifully, you eat more."
"Well, as beautiful as Hengheng!" He tilted his head and leaned over to reply in a low voice.
Du Jian glanced at his own bag, at least it was more like dumplings than Jiang Shengzhou's. With him blocking the gun, he was quite safe.Looking up, I saw Jiang Nan and Wang Heng talking quietly.The two of them had smiles on their faces, especially Jiang Nan looked at Wang Heng's eyes softly and quickly watered.
Tang Wenhui stared at his elder nephew's dumplings for a while, she was so ugly that she almost spat out her lunch, and couldn't help complaining: "Eldest nephew! Dumplings made with feet look better than this!"
"Auntie! You just shot me to death with a machine gun!"
Jiang Jinliang glanced at the dumplings in front of his son, curled his lips, feeling that his son was loose, and worried that his son would not be angry enough, so he added a lot of oil and vinegar, "It's the first time I've lived so old. See such an ugly dumpling."
But Tang Wenhui taught Jiang Shengzhou one more time, the third one was better.She looked at Wang Heng's bag on the opposite side again, "Well, Xiao Heng's bag is pretty decent." Seeing that there was nothing wrong, she turned and went back to the living room.
At this time, Jiang Jinliang had rolled a lot, the living room phone rang, and was called by Zhao Min to answer the phone.The remaining four were busy with their work.
While rolling the skin to rest his breath, Jiangnan looked up to see the two rows of dumplings in front of Jiang Shengzhou, and then turned his head to look at the dumplings in front of Wang Heng.
"Brother, look at Hengheng's dumplings! Let's look at yours! There's a big difference in being a human being, but the difference in making dumplings is even greater."
"Shut up. Don't mention your Hengheng! He is the sword of Damocles on my head now." Jiang Shengzhou hastily cut off his brother's words.Needless to say, he was also quite embarrassed when he looked down at the dumplings he made. "Jiangnan, will my dumplings leak when put into the pot?"
"Leak, you can eat the skin and stuffing separately, it's the same in the stomach anyway." Jiang Jiang teased.
Wang Heng glanced at Jiang Shengzhou's dumplings, "Well, Brother Zhou's dumplings, you can take a bath after cooking them." Hearing this, Jiang Shengzhou stopped making dumplings, and asked unconvinced: "My dumplings can be bathed in a cooking pot." , where are your dumplings?"
Wang Heng lowered his head and looked at the dumplings he made, "My dumplings will go swimming if there is no accident!"
Jiang Shengzhou curled his lips after hearing Wang Heng's words, with a look of disdain, "Is it different?".
Jiang Nan's hand rolling the leather stopped the moment Wang Heng finished speaking.Wang Heng was stunned by the other party's stare, and the movement of making dumplings froze.Suddenly, Jiang Nan understood what Wang Heng meant.He leaned close to the other party's ear and whispered, "Rogue!"
Wang Heng turned sideways and kicked him with his leg.
Jiang Nan lowered his head and glanced at the crooked dumplings in front of Jiang Shengzhou. He felt that the dumplings made by his brother were all naked, so he couldn't bear to look directly at them.He then took a piece of dough and lowered his head to continue rolling the dough. While rolling the dough, the corners of his mouth slowly turned up, and finally he couldn't help laughing "hehe".
"Why are you so stupid? Jiangnan!" Jiang Shengzhou asked.
"Laughing at your dumplings!"
"What's so ridiculous, isn't it just taking a bath in the pot!"
After his brother finished speaking, Jiang Nan laughed even harder.
Being professionally sensitive, Jiang Shengzhou immediately noticed the trick, "Stop laughing! Hurry up and get real!"
Du Jianwei was also puzzled by Jiang Nan's laughter.
"You need to take off your clothes when you take a shower, not swimming!" Jiang Nan suppressed a smile, stopped rolling the skin with his hands, and explained.
Hearing this, Jiang Shengzhou stared at his dumplings in a daze for a few seconds, he felt that today's dinner was too much to eat, who could eat a bunch of naked dumplings.
Du Jianwei was so happy that he couldn't stand up, and sat on the chair directly.
"Brother Heng, you really don't want me to eat? Don't you care about Jiangnan?" Jiang Shengzhou's face was filled with righteous indignation, and his hands of making dumplings stopped.
"You can eat the dumplings I made, Brother Zhou!" Wang Heng comforted him knowingly.
"Have you passed your brother Zhou's past?" Jiang Shengzhou continued to make dumplings. Although it was ugly, he had to continue making dumplings. At any rate, he still made progress in making dumplings, and the last one seemed to be okay.
"No way! Brother Zhou is the sail of our Jiang family, how could it be a Nian beast?" Wang Heng just finished making a dumpling and put it on the panel.
"Don't fool me! Then what are you from the Jiang family?" Jiang Shengzhou took a piece of dough and played with it in his hand.
"I'm Jiang's mink fur coat. It's nice and warm!" As soon as the words fell, Wang Heng finished making another dumpling and put it on the panel.
Jiang Shengzhou felt that he was hit by the stone thrown by the other party, "Jiangnan, take care of yourself! Your little baby is going to let himself go. I have to sit down, I'm so dizzy that I can't find the north!" At this moment he felt that he My life is like the white flour on the panel, white and without bright colors.
"I can't control it, I'm afraid it will melt if I keep it in my mouth!" Jiang Nan said.
Jiang Nan was also tired from standing, so he sat down and rolled out dumpling wrappers while sitting. There were already a lot of dumpling wrappers on hand.He lowered his eyes for a while, then simply stopped and followed Wang Heng to pack.
He put the dumpling wrapper in his hand, picked up some meat stuffing with chopsticks and put it on the round wrapper. It felt a little too much, so he used chopsticks to pull some stuffing off. The amount of stuffing was moderate. Then he put down the chopsticks, and then pressed hard with his index finger and thumb. With a pinch, a dumpling is out of the oven.Jiang Shengzhou saw his brother finish making a dumpling quickly, and the key point was that it was pretty decent.He froze for a moment, and after a few seconds, he asked extremely curiously: "Jiangnan, are your housework skills full now?"
"I have all the skills that Hengheng needs. Right? Baby Heng!" Jiang Nan looked up at Wang Heng who was standing next to him.
Wang Heng turned his head and took a deep look at the other party, then smiled and said "um".
"Didn't you mean to piss me off? I decided not to talk to you two!" After speaking, his brother made a movement of closing his mouth.
Du Jian listened carefully to the conversation between the three, and then smiled.Wang Heng is more cheerful than the last Spring Festival, the smile on his face is like the bright autumn sun, warm but not hot.From his perspective, it looks like a very beautiful picture of a beauty, because there is love in his heart and the aftertaste of life in his hands.
The dumplings that have been made for a long time are finally finished.Jiang Nan thought that his brother and brother-in-law were unreliable, so he sent them to the living room and asked Wang Heng to cook dumplings with him.On second thought, I still have to chop the garlic.Before his brother turned around, he hurriedly called to the other party, "I will give you some tasks." After speaking, he handed the other party a pot of garlic.
"Brother Grilling Garlic! Find a corner and squat down to Grill Garlic!"
Jiang Shengzhou was overwhelmed by his brother's anger, so he could only squat in the kitchen to pick any corner.
"I said who do you call Brother Pasuan?" Then Jiang Nan was punched.
Brother Gausuan hugged a basin and squatted next to the kitchen trash can, like a poor puppy on the side of the road. At this time, he deeply felt the sorrow of being a low-level worker.
Picking garlic in his hand, he didn't stop talking, "Jiangnan, do you know how many classes our men are divided into?"
Jiangnan was busy boiling water. He tied up his apron, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt to his elbows, filled a pot with water, and put it on the stove.Hearing his brother's question, he casually asked, "I don't know! Tell me!"
With a strong hand, Jiang Shengzhou broke off a head of garlic and pulled the white clothes of garlic, "Listen to me to analyze it for you. Our father is a privileged class with absolute power; your family's Hengheng is a big bourgeoisie with a lot of wealth You also have a social status; what about you? You are a landlord class, and you don’t have to worry about food and drink; what about me?
"Have you heard Hengheng? How well does my brother know?" Jiang Jiang looked at Guo, then turned to Wang Heng with a smile and said, "You can learn politics for nothing in junior high school."
Wang Heng saw Jiang Shengzhou squatting next to the trash can, with his waist bent and his head hooked. The garlic bowl next to him was bigger than a human face. He couldn't hold back his smile, and teased, "Brother Zhou, I don't mind if you come to hug my thigh. .”
"Still hugging your thighs, if I'm one meter closer to you, Jiangnan will kick me away!" Jiang Shengzhou raised his head and glanced at Jiangnan, and at the same time threw a few heads of garlic into the basin.
"That's a must. I'll kick anyone who gets close to Heng Heng!" Jiang Nan stirred the pot with a colander to prevent the dumplings from sticking together.
"Can you cook?" Wang Heng teased.
"Why not?" Seeing that the water in the pot had boiled twice, he took out one with a colander and put it in a prepared bowl. Then he took out a pair of chopsticks from the cupboard, picked them up, and blew with his head down. , handed it to the other party's mouth, "Hengheng, taste it!"
The man without long hands opened his mouth and took a bite. After a few seconds, he said, "It's done! Let's get it!"
Jiang Shengzhou picked up the garlic, looked up and saw his brother feeding a man without long hands, and curled his lips, "I am already invisible to you two!"
"Hengheng, is there anyone else in the kitchen?"
"No, aren't you the only one?" Wang Heng replied.
"It's not [-] points of damage anymore, you guys are killing each other in seconds!" Jiang Shengzhou said.
Jiang Nan handed the chopsticks to the other party, picked up the colander and scooped up a flock of white geese in the pot.
He fished it out to glance at the dumplings on the plate, and shouted to his brother, "Brother, your dumplings are finished taking a bath, come and eat them!"
His brother raised his hand and threw a head of garlic at him.
Jiang Shengzhou got up and came to the stove, and as expected, he missed a few. He stared at the dumpling wrappers on the plate, and secretly rejoiced, "Fortunately, not many are damaged!"
Seeing the dumplings coming out of the pan, Zhao Min and Tang Wenhui brought the steamed crabs to the table along with other dishes.Jiang Yingying was wearing a red dress, shuttled back and forth between the kitchen and the dining room like a rosy glow, and put the plates and chopsticks on the table.Garlic, soy sauce, vinegar and other condiments are also available.Jiang Jinliang had already gone downstairs and had a drink by the way.
The family sat down, and the New Year's Eve dinner began.
When Wang Heng ate the second dumpling at the dinner table, he felt his teeth get bitten.Jiang Nan was suffocated when he saw his movements, "Are you going to get rich this year?"
Wang Heng turned his head and glanced at him, "Are you unhappy?"
"You must be happy!" Jiang Nan put another dumpling on his plate.
"I'm happy too!" Jiang Shengzhou answered from the opposite side. He lowered his head and ate several dumpling wrappers, feeling depressed.
When Wang Heng made a fortune, he must have followed suit, so he naturally became happy, and followed him to make everyone a drink with an excuse.
Not long after, Jiang Yingying said "Ah", "Sister, you are lucky! You can get rich this year!"
"How many did you pack?" Jiang Shengzhou asked.
"There are six coins and two candies." Jiang Nan said.
As soon as his words fell, Wang Heng choked up again when he ate the dumplings, "Have you eaten again?"
Wang Heng didn't speak, but nodded.
"Brother Heng, you are going to make a fortune this year!" Jiang Nan looked at the dumplings on the other side's plate greedily.
"Well, you are indispensable!" Wang Heng replied with a smile.
When the other party said that, Jiang Shengzhou was very happy in his heart, and directly followed Zhang Xiao for a glass of wine, and everyone drank another glass of wine.Then Jiang Jinliang said a few words, and everyone chatted happily for a while, and unconsciously drank several glasses.
In view of Wang Heng's experience of being drunk, Jiang Nan didn't relax when he stared at him.In fact, Wang Heng didn't feel too much every time he drank, but now he is very sober, and he doesn't feel drunk at all.
He ate four dumplings and had his teeth chipped twice by coins. The odds were a bit scary, not to mention his teeth were not very good.He simply changed the stuffing and picked one from another plate.This time he ate extremely cautiously, unexpectedly, he stopped after taking a bite.
Jiang Nan was a little unbelieving, and asked in surprise, "Have you eaten again?"
Hearing Jiang Nan's question again, his brother simply put down his chopsticks. "See? Eating dumplings hurts my heart!"
"I see, you can't even eat dumplings with skins." Jiang Yingying continued.
"Wang Heng, do you dare to eat two more!" Jiang Shengzhou provocatively said, he couldn't believe that there was such a coincidence in the world.
Everyone focused their eyes on Wang Heng, so many eyes made him a little unnatural, he hesitated, and after a few seconds, "Shall I try again?"
Jiang Shengzhou pointed to the plate of dumplings in front of him with his chin, "Must try! Come! This is the plate in front of me! Take one!"
Wang Heng picked up the chopsticks and randomly picked one on the plate, and took a bite cautiously, "It's a good thing there aren't any, otherwise this tooth might not be far away." He began to rejoice secretly.
Jiang Shengzhou heaved a sigh of relief seeing that he was eating without stopping.
He then took a second bite, and was chewing vigorously when he heard a "crack".Jiang Nan heard it, and he became nervous, "Hengheng, did you lose your teeth?"
"It's about to fall!" Wang Heng replied.
The three elders and Jiang Yingying and his wife were stunned.
Jiang Shengzhou wished he could slap himself in the face. This year's "slaps" slaps in the face became louder and louder each time.But he has his own persistence and persistence, solving crimes and eating.
"Come on, Brother Heng, there is only one left! Go on!" Jiang Shengzhou pointed to another plate of dumplings and said.
Wang Heng and Jiang Nan looked at each other, Jiang Nan signaled to continue, and then instructed: "Be gentle! Don't drop your teeth!" Wang Heng also surrendered to his hand, he glanced at the plate Jiang Shengzhou was pointing at, and lifted it up. Blindfolded with one hand, he stretched out his chopsticks and closed his eyes to pick one on the plate.
He put the dumplings on his dinner plate, dipped them in some seasonings, slowed down his movements, and took a bite very slowly, but just as he took a half bite, his mouth stopped half-open and bit the coin directly.
He raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Shengzhou. Brother Zhou's face twitched, and he was as wilted as a cabbage that had lost its moisture.He turned his head to look at Jiangnan again, Jiangnan was full of helplessness.Turning his head to look at Jiang Yingying and Du Jianwei, they were staring at each other with big eyes.
"Today, Brother Heng must not be allowed to play the mahjong table!" Jiang Shengzhou said through grinding his teeth, "Otherwise our entire army will be wiped out."
Jiang Jinliang was very happy: "It seems that Xiao Heng will make a lot of achievements this year!"
"I hope I can borrow my uncle's good words!" Wang Heng replied with a smile.
After bouncing his teeth five times, Wang Heng let out a long breath from the bottom of his heart, "Finally I can eat well!"
Jiangnan: "..."
Jiang Shengzhou: "..."
"There are still two candies!" Jiang Nan said.
Wang Heng: "..."
"Do you dare to pinch another one!" Jiang Shengzhou continued to provoke.
"I'll grab you to eat!" Wang Heng also started to play tricks, and if he ate any more, his teeth would be gone.
"If you dare to pinch, I dare to eat!" Jiang Shengzhou patted the table, picked up the chopsticks again, and got ready.
"Which disc?"
"The one in the middle, the one with the most!"
Wang Heng covered his eyes with his hands, his heart froze, he opened his eyes after pinching, and put the dumplings on Jiang Shengzhou's plate.
I have eaten coins five times in a row, so I can't be so lucky anymore!Jiang Shengzhou directly picked up the dumpling and took a bite, but his tongue almost didn't taste sweet. "groove!"
"Are you convinced?" Jiang Nan looked gloating, and only beat drums to cheer him on.
Seeing that her younger brother was hopeless, Jiang Yingying didn't forget to add insult to injury. "Brother! Life is too cruel to you! But sister can only look at Lele!."
Du Jianwei ate with gusto, and did not delay him to watch the excitement at all. He had never been so serious about watching dramas or concerts in the United States.
The three elders are no longer the protagonists on the stage, but have become the most loyal audience off the stage.
"Brother Heng, you give Jiangnan to eat, I still don't believe it!" Jiang Shengzhou continued clamoring after eating the dumplings.
"If the reality doesn't beat you to the ground, don't let it go!" Jiang Nan smiled, "Eat it as soon as you eat it! Hengheng, grab one!"
"Brother Zhou, which disk is on?"
Jiang Shengzhou pointed to the plate of dumplings farthest from him, "The plate with vegetarian stuffing!"
Wang Heng picked one at random and put it on Jiangnan's plate.Jiang Nan was also afraid of his teeth, so he took a small bite, chewed a few times and swallowed it.No, at least the teeth are still there.Jiang Shengzhou still stared at it, "No? Are you lucky?"
Jiang Nan took another bite, chewed it, and cursed in his heart for a while, "Damn, it's too sweet! Next time, don't add sugar!"
Jiang Shengzhou was still waiting for the answer, "How is it?"
"Come on! Everyone says that the case is based on evidence, and I'll give you the evidence!" I saw Jiang Nan spitting out a piece of candy, "Did you see it?"
If he could slap his face, Jiang Shengzhou guessed that his face would have turned into a pig's head long ago...
The author has something to say: Laughter Theater
Jiang Nan: How do you know which dumpling has something in it?
Wang Heng: I don't know.
Jiangnan: Then how did you choose?
Wang Heng: Which one looks good, which one should be picked!
Jiangnan: …
Jiangnan: Can you still choose your appearance? (Secretly rejoicing: Fortunately, I am more handsome...)
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