Police Tom and Doctor Jerry

Jiang Shengzhou was soundly asleep, when he heard an "ow" sound above his head, he thought Cheng Yaojin was coming over with a three-axe axe, but when he saw the ax was so close to him and was about to hit his face, he woke up in fright.He jumped up from the sofa, his mind was dazed for a long time, and what was more serious was that he still hadn't figured out what happened.

When Jiang Nan and Wang Heng went downstairs, and then turned around the hollowed-out carved partition in the living room, they saw Jiang Shengzhou sitting on the sofa with staring eyes and a bewildered expression.

When Jiang Nan saw the other party, he suddenly remembered that his brother had just arrived in the morning. It was because Wang Heng didn't know that Jiang Shengzhou came to make another oolong.He looked back at Wang Heng, and couldn't help but want to criticize him.But Wang Heng was looking at him with big eyes, long eyelashes flickering, and an innocent face. With white home clothes, he looked like a frightened little white rabbit.He pondered for a moment, then comforted him for a moment: "That... made a mistake, it's my brother! Are you okay?"

"Why don't you comfort me first? I just heard an 'oh', and Cheng Yaojin's three-axe hit my face. I was so scared that I sat up from the sofa and searched for a gun for a long time!" Jiang Shengzhou was weak at this time He slumped on the sofa, covered his forehead with his hands and said.

"I'm so scared! I have to be scared just to deliver you breakfast in the morning!" Jiang Shengzhou complained while clutching his chest.

"Brother, I was wrong!" Wang Heng rubbed against Jiang Shengzhou.

"You are so frightened, my heart is broken!" Jiang Nan sat on the sofa, took Wang Heng with one arm and hugged him in his arms, in the same posture as Jiang Shengzhou, paralyzed on the sofa, leaning on the sofa cushions, arms Elbow covered forehead.

"Why are you still heartbroken?" Jiang Shengzhou asked curiously.

Wang Heng was also very curious, especially when he got up early and saw Jiang Nan was so haggard, it seemed that he hadn't slept much all night.He himself slept well, dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty, not only being the emperor for a while, singing and dancing, but also Wushan Yunyu, there is only one thing that is very regrettable, it seems that the jade seal is lost.But he can't talk about this dream. At this time, his expression is calm, as usual, and he can't see any difference from usual.

Jiang Nan's whole body was not only sore but also drowsy and kept attacking him, "If you serve the emperor all night, your heart will be broken too!"

When Wang Heng heard this, he immediately sat up straight.Out of the corner of his eye, he sneaked a glance at Jiangnan, as if he sensed something was wrong, "It's not like he did it again! Looking at Jiangnan's state, could it be that he was the one who was raped by Wushan?"

"...It's even more embarrassing than last time!" He made some plans in his heart, and decided to stick to the end with the brazenness and just refuse to admit it. No one can do anything to a dreamer.

As soon as Jiang Shengzhou heard his enthusiasm, he immediately sat up from the sofa, and leaned in front of Jiangnan, with a look on his face, "serving for a night? Really? Are you in bed?"

"Brother! Can you think of something good?" Jiang Nan was furious when he heard that his brother couldn't say anything good.

"What you said is called sleeping, not serving!" Jiang Nan corrected.

"My service here is serving tea, singing, dancing, laying out paper and pouring ink, and warming the hibiscus tent. Let you go, you are not tired!" Jiang Nan said while counting how much work he did last night with his fingers.

As soon as Wang Heng heard it, he understood the whole story in his heart, and he was sleepwalking again.He didn't dare to look into Jiangnan's eyes, and immediately lowered his head and covered his face with his hands.

After Jiang Shengzhou listened, he pounded the sofa and laughed, almost fainting from laughing. "How about warming the Furong tent? It's over for sleeping! What kind of words!"

"Accompanying the emperor can't be called sleeping, what a lot of dirt!" Jiang Nan retorted angrily.

Jiang Shengzhou hadn't laughed enough, and couldn't help but continue to tease the other party, "You've slept with me so many times, when will you be promoted?"

"Next time, I'll try my best! Otherwise, just throw me in the limbo. I have to plan ahead and prevent problems before they happen." Jiangnan said solemnly, paralyzed on the sofa.

After finishing speaking, he straightened up vigorously, stretched his legs, moved on the sofa, took out his mobile phone from his pocket with one hand, and still wrapped his arms around Wang Heng's waist with the other, "Hengheng, you have the nerve to cover your face! It's all gone! Don't cover it up, look at the dance you taught me yesterday! Let you see what it means to be possessed by the Emperor Ming!"

When Jiang Shengzhou heard about the good news, he quickly stretched out his head and came over, clicked on the video, and the dance was quite long, one hour.I saw Wang Heng dressed in white, as light as a swallow, as graceful as a frightened bird, dancing like a swimming dragon, like a strong bamboo in the wind, and his whole figure looked like an immortal in nine heavens.

"Niu Dafa! Is this Wang Heng! Let's debut! It's a shame at home... It's a pity that this dancing posture and figure are at home..." Jiang Shengzhou said while watching.

"Get out!" Jiang Nan glanced at him, "I have enough worries for this day!"

Jiang Shengzhou raised his head and asked Wang Heng curiously, "Can you still dance?"

Wang Heng watched the video in a daze for a few seconds, and asked, "Could this be danced by myself?".He broke free from Jiangnan's arms, posed a few poses, and recalled a bit.

Jiang Nan was also dumbfounded, seeing Wang Heng stretching his arms and legs in the middle of the living room.

"Remember?" Jiang Nan asked suspiciously.

"I jumped in my dream, but now I won't..." Wang Heng spread his hands and said helplessly.

Jiang Nan was speechless, after a long time he dedicated the whole night in vain, "He learned to dance by himself, the Lord forgot." He patted his forehead, feeling extremely headache.

"Why is it still there? Didn't Wang Heng finish the dance?" Jiang Shengzhou asked in surprise when he saw that Wang Heng had finished dancing in the video and the progress bar was still going backwards.

"Okay!" Jiang Nan hurried back to grab the phone.

"Show me how you dance! Coke kills me! You dance like a zombie! You can't bend your arms and feet anymore! This dance is for nothing!" Jiang Shengzhou smiled while holding his mobile phone. Laughing endlessly.

"Look, shut up quickly!"

Jiang Nan hadn't snatched it for a long time. His brother was watching and having fun on the sofa, and he almost rolled on the sofa.

"I'll live on this video from now on." Jiang Shengzhou stared at the video and said with a smile.

Jiang Nan felt exhausted sitting on the sofa, and finally lay down on the sofa, complaining: "Brother! Just this dance, he dragged me to dance twice, I swollen my feet from stepping on it, and my head turned dizzy, he still thinks I can't dance well!"

Jiang Shengzhou was out of breath from laughing, and finally held back his laugh and said, "Let's eat first! I'll go heat up breakfast and deal with it."

Wang Heng came over to hold him back, "Brother Zhou, let me go! Anyway, it's embarrassing for me to stay here."

Jiang Shengzhou held back his laughter at first, but after hearing what Wang Heng said, he laughed again.

"Brother, you're still laughing! He danced this dance three times. Look, he didn't get up out of breath this morning. His physical strength is really good. I only now know the details of my family's Hengheng, so I underestimated it." Jiang Nan lay on the sofa, Covering his face with one arm, he said helplessly.

"Well, I can see it!" Jiang Shengzhou grinned non-stop, and during the chat, he watched the video on his phone again.

"Last night, I waited for more than half an hour with my ink, paper and inkstone! These are nothing serious. I was afraid of offending him, so I went straight to the kitchen and got a kitchen knife and "clicked" me. I was terrified all night, afraid to say anything Wrong. Li Longji has fought wars anyway, not a soft persimmon! If this is Chen Houzhu and his ilk, I will knock him down!"

"It's not easy for you to spend the whole night in the trembling of "accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger"!" Jiang Shengzhou said gloatingly after listening.

"No, if I accompany you a few more times, I might give birth to a prince..." Jiang Nan said quietly.

"Maybe he will be sidelined!" Jiang Shengzhou teased.

Jiang Nan lay still on the sofa, thought for a while and said, "It's also possible, I said it last time!"

Jiang Shengzhou suppressed his smile, "Brother, I feel very sorry for you right now! You see, you are having a miserable life! The risk of going to work is quite high, and the risk of going home is even higher!"

"It doesn't matter whether the risk is high or not, I think I will die of sudden cardiac death sooner or later!" Jiang Nan was still lying on the sofa with his eyes blindfolded.

The two were chatting, and Wang Heng yelled "It's time to eat" in the restaurant.Jiang Shengzhou saw Jiang Nan's haggard face, "Do you need help?"

"Let the troublemaker come to help!" Jiang Nan said weakly.

Jiang Shengzhou walked into the restaurant with the look of watching the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, raised his chin to Wang Heng, and signaled him to go over.The person who caused the trouble has long since lost his confidence, and his attitude is extremely gentle and considerate.

"Honey, I'm here!"

Jiang Nan felt a toothache when he heard this, and gave the other party a long look, "See, you only call me husband when you do something wrong and you need me!"

It took Wang Heng a long time to help him up.Jiang Nan remembered the strength of the other party in the morning, and he couldn't get angry, "Where did the strength you just squeezed me out, I let you lift me up! Now I don't have the strength to help me eat!"

Wang Heng explained: "It was scary!"

"Okay! Let's eat! Wang Heng is also hungry, and it's been a night of pointing out Jiangshan!" Jiang Nan mocked.

Wang Heng followed Jiang Nan, stroking his forehead embarrassingly.

Jiang Shengzhou sat down and arranged the chopsticks for the three of them.Jiangnan was already hungry, and when he saw the food, he became impatient. He sat down on the chair, said "ah", and bounced it again in an instant, grinning in pain.

Jiang Shengzhou held the soup dumpling with his chopsticks and just took a bite, when he was startled by Jiang Nan's sudden snarl.After Wang Heng took the mats for Jiangnan, he went to the kitchen to get napkins, as busy as a waiter in an inn.

Jiang Shengzhou, who was originally watching the fun, was taken aback by the sudden splash of soup, and couldn't enjoy himself anymore, luckily he didn't spray it on his clothes.

Jiang Shengzhou stared blankly at the steamed stuffed bun that fell into the porridge, dazed for a while.He was hit by fish in the pond early in the morning, and then he was shocked and frightened, not knowing what expression to make on his face.

Jiang Nan slowly sat back on the chair and began to eat.Seeing his brother's miserable state, he took a moment to have some fun, and said, "Fortunately, the face is big, and it didn't get sprayed on the clothes."

"You're still laughing at me, you should think about yourself!" Jiang Shengzhou retorted not to be outdone.

Wang Heng handed over the napkin, and Jiang Shengzhou took it and wiped it.

He rubbed and said, "I said, don't you know where it hurts?"

"Isn't this very hungry! But I can't tell where it hurts." Jiang Nan said aggrievedly.

Jiang Shengzhou got up and lifted Jiangnan's pajamas, looked at them, they were all blue and red marks, smacked his mouth, and looked sympathetic, "It's quite miserable!"

Wang Heng didn't even dare to look at it, he just kept his mouth shut now, planning to eat and drink and retreat to the study as soon as possible, as if he wrote something last night, he wanted to go upstairs to have a look.

In the current situation, he is the chief culprit. If he doesn't pay attention to a word, he will easily die without a place to bury him.Usually he is the one who strategizes, but now he has stumbled and stumbled, and the key point is still irreparable.At this moment, he was thinking about Xiao Jiujiu, planning how to calm Jiangnan's anger, but his face was still calm, and he ate gracefully and calmly.

"Speaking of this, Hengheng, you were still looking for Yuxi last night! My heart jumped out of my throat in fright! Now you said that if you had to find Yuxi and couldn't find it, did I get caught? "Crack? "Jiangnan asked.

Wang Heng wanted to help the frame down, but found that he was not wearing glasses.Jiang Nan saw the other party's small movements, "Aren't you guilty?"

Then he began to condemn, "Hengheng, I found that being your husband is too difficult, more dangerous than being a policeman! The head is hanging on the waist of the trousers all the time. If you say something wrong, your head will fall on the ground every minute."

Wang Heng didn't know how to answer, so he thought for a long time and choked out a sentence, "How about I give you a gold medal for avoiding death! Next time I do this again, you will get a gold medal for avoiding death." After speaking, he looked at Jiangnan pitifully.

Jiang Shengzhou was dumbfounded by the conversation between the two of them, "These two really think they are in Datang! The gold medals for avoiding death have all come up!" But then he thought about it, maybe there is a way, it is better than Jiangnan being "clicked" .

Jiang Nan blinked his eyes and pondered for a while. The idea seemed feasible, "Whether it works or not, give it to me first! Just in case!"

Seeing that everyone had finished eating, Wang Heng started to clean up the dishes, wiped the table, and put the dishes into the dishwasher.Then he turned around and was about to go upstairs. Seeing that he was about to slip away, Jiangnan opened his mouth sharply and stopped him, "Hengheng, stop! Where are you going?"

Wang Heng smiled sarcastically, "I'll go to the study to have a look. You chat!" After speaking, he turned and went upstairs.

Jiang Shengzhou was curious, "What did he write last night?"

"Ode to the Wagtail, I just saw these three characters clearly. It is more than two meters long, and there is too much content behind it. It is still in classical Chinese, so I can't understand it. I was tired and scared at the time, and I asked for a jade seal! My life is hanging." How can I be in the mood to study it!" Jiang Nan recalled the situation last night.

Jiang Shengzhou pondered for a while, then asked: "Could it be that this ode to the wagtail was really written by Li Longji?

"I don't know! I'll check!" Jiang Nan said.

Wang Heng went into the study and quickly dug out what he wrote last night.It's okay if you don't look at it, but I was also shocked when I saw it.He generally understood Tang Xuanzong, at least he knew "Ode to the Wagtail", and he knew the content, and Tang Xuanzong's calligraphy was also good.He wiped the sweat from his forehead, looking at what he had finished writing, he broke out in a cold sweat.He found the original version on his mobile phone and looked at it, and checked the content again. The handwriting and content were not bad at all.

His hands were trembling, but also a little excited.He picked up the pen and wrote a paragraph at the end, roughly saying something like what he did in a dream, signed his signature, and stamped his name stamp.Finally, I took a photo of the work and sent it to the person in charge of the auction house, and then put the work away.When I go out in the afternoon, I also need to frame the work.

In private, he is not only a director of the domestic calligraphy association, but also opened an auction house in partnership with others in BJ City, mainly for calligraphy, painting and literature.

After finishing his work, he left the study and went downstairs. The two brothers downstairs were still chatting, and they didn't know what they were talking about.

"Where are you going?" Wang Heng asked.

"I was going to the boxing gym. Can you still go?" Jiang Shengzhou looked at Jiangnan.

"Stop boxing, let's go to the tennis court! Hengheng can also fight, so I just go to Li He's. I'll find a chair there and watch you fight." Jiang Nan said.

"I'm going to get my clothes and tennis bag!" After Wang Heng finished speaking, he went upstairs again.

After Wang Heng changed his clothes in the cloakroom, he took out the things he needed for tennis, brought his own works, and went downstairs with a bunch of things in his hand.

Jiang Nan took a look, "Why are there so many things?"

"Isn't there still your clothes here!" Wang Heng finished speaking and handed over Jiangnan's jacket.

"Hengheng, you are very discerning when you make mistakes. I only now know what it means to open your mouth and stretch your hands when you eat." Jiangnan said while changing his clothes.

"I'm not stupid, at least I was an emperor!" Wang Heng said with a smile.

Jiang Shengzhou pursed his lips and chuckled beside him.

The three went out, Wang Heng took the key to start the car, Jiang Nan sat in the passenger seat, Wang Heng threw the work into his arms, "Brother Zhou, do you want to go home and get your clothes?" He sat in the driver's seat, Ask Jiang Shengzhou behind.

"Take it," he replied.

"What are you doing with this?" Jiang Nan asked.

"Take it for mounting." Wang Heng replied.

Then he said: "Let's send Brother Zhou to pick up the clothes first." Soon, they arrived downstairs at Jiang Shengzhou's house, the two were waiting in the car, and Jiang Shengzhou went upstairs by himself.

"You want to sell him?" Jiang Nan asked.

"Yes!" Wang Heng replied.

"This is the work I have been waiting for all night!" Jiang Nan said regretfully.

"You have to serve every day, every day." Wang Heng said.

After hearing this, Jiang Nan turned his head, "Hey! I said you are arrogant again, what happened last night is not over yet!"

Wang Heng patted the other party's hand and comforted him: "Good boy, it's sold out, my husband will buy you a gift."

"You should give me the gold medal to avoid death first! Life is more important now." Jiang Nan leaned lazily on the back of the chair.

He didn't hear Wang Heng's answer for a while. Jiang Nan turned his head and saw that the other party was in a daze. He followed Wang Heng's line of sight and looked out of the window. He didn't find anything special. He stretched out his hand and tugged at Wang Heng's arm, "Heng Heng, What are you thinking?"

Wang Heng was dragged away by him, and came back to his senses, "I was thinking how to give you a gold medal? Do I have to drink again today?" He blinked and looked at Jiangnan.

Jiang Nan's head grew bigger in an instant. He leaned his head on the back of the chair and tapped his forehead with his fist a few times, "My lord! Take this matter slowly, you can wait until I recover."

Wang Heng: "..."

After a while, Jiang Nan said again: "But you can comfort me first."

"How to comfort?"

"Kiss!"

Wang Heng was speechless, and hooked his fingers towards the other party, meaning "extend your face!".

Jiang Nan leaned over and raised his head. "coming!"

"Close your eyes!" Wang Heng said.

"Okay!" Jiang Nan replied.

The author has something to say: Take a day off tomorrow

mime theater

three people dialogue

Wang Heng: You don’t need to wash the dishes during the Spring Festival this year?

Jiang Shengzhou: Why?

Jiangnan: Heng Heng loves me so much, you want to brush it for me?

Wang Heng: No! I will give you a dishwasher!

Jiangnan:  …

Jiang Shengzhou: ...