Debuted in the C position of the thriller variety show

The angle of view of the live broadcast room zoomed in and came to the room where Xie Xiaozhou was.

The room was divided into two, one light and one dark.

Taking the place where Xie Xiaozhou was as the center line, the place he was facing was bright, and the incandescent lights hanging from the ceiling fell down, warm and soft.

But this light can't reach the area behind Xie Xiaozhou.

There is an abyss, and whatever light touches the edge is devoured by nothing left.

That is the shadow of Mr.

Looking carefully, the abyss is not pure darkness, the tentacles inside are twisted and wriggled, full of evil aura.

One of the tentacles protruded from it and landed on Xie Xiaozhou's shoulder.

The gentleman's voice was a little aggrieved, and he asked, "Is there something I did wrong?"

This emotion infected the tentacle, causing it to squirm and hang down limply, motionless.

Mr. was covered by his shadow, and a boiling black mist lingered all over his body, as if the flawless skin had been torn off, revealing his true appearance.

"I have always listened to you and did what you said." Mr. broke off one tentacles one after another and counted them in detail, "I have protected you, helped you, and even gave you things."

On Xie Xiaozhou's left ear is an earring given by his husband.

There is a small translucent stone inlaid on it, and the dense light flows in it, which makes the skin fairer.

The tentacle lightly touched the stud on the left ear, and said, "But why are you leaving?"

The husband doesn't like to lie, and he doesn't like to break the agreement. As long as it is something that the husband promised, it will be done no matter what.

So the husband thinks that other people are like this too, and he has never doubted Xie Xiaozhou at all, and has been doing what he said all the time.

But my husband hasn't learned feelings yet, so how can Xie Xiaozhou leave?

My husband's heart was depressed, and he wanted to search for a word from the dictionary to express his emotions at this time, but he couldn't find a suitable one.

"I don't feel well." That's all the sir could say.

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

Even Xie Xiaozhou couldn't help but feel a little guilty after hearing his husband's complaint.

Uh, actually, he just wanted to fool the husband and leave after the filming was over.

Anyway, after leaving this shooting scene, the probability of encountering Mr. again is very small, so he doesn't panic at all when he deceives people.

But I didn't expect that my husband, like the River God, could forcibly keep him on the shooting scene.

Thinking of this, the guilt in Xie Xiaozhou's heart disappeared in an instant, and the most important thing now is how to appease the mood of the husband.

[I actually saw a little guilt on Zhou Zhou's face]

[Sir is so cute, Zhou Zhouhaiwang has no heart! 】

[No, no, let me explain for Zhou Zhou - he really didn't want to attack Mr. Raiders!Zhouzhou is innocent! 】

【Unable to hold back, Mr. will attack me with one move】

【Sir, are you going to tear off the silly white sweet appearance and reveal your true self?Hurry up, Zhouzhou, hurry up, Mister Toy! 】

The gentleman stared at the boy in front of him.

As long as he exerts a little force, the boy will disappear into the world.

However, Mr. would rather feel uncomfortable than do this.

Why is that?

Mr. don't know either.

After a brief silence, the husband decided to give Xie Xiaozhou another chance: "You can explain."

Xie Xiaozhou also wanted to explain.

But what reason is better to explain?

With Mr.'s character, it's useless to say some rhetoric, you must hit the point with one blow.

Xie Xiaozhou thought for a while, and said, "Sir, I thought you had already learned how to feel, that's why you're leaving."

Hearing this, the two tentacles in the darkness overlapped in mid-air, forming a thinking posture.

The tentacles crooked into a weird arc: "Have I learned it?"

The gentleman pressed his chest.

According to the descriptions in various film and television works, he should feel his heart beating hotly, and his emotions surging... But, there is nothing now.

"I don't feel it." The husband expressed truthfully, "Could it be, are you lying to me?"

There was no turmoil in the gentleman's tone, but Xie Xiaozhou knew that this was a proposition.

If you answer wrong, you will die.

But how could he answer wrong?

Xie Xiaozhou lowered his eyelids, and his eyelashes cast a shadow on his skin: "This can't be considered cheating, it's just that I don't know how to tell my husband."

More tentacles stretched out from the deep darkness, showing a faint gesture of embracing Xie Xiaozhou.

The light in the room was swallowed up bit by bit, and Xie Xiaozhou was also submerged by the darkness by just an inch.

The gentleman said leniently, "You can speak slowly."

Xie Xiaozhou felt the danger approaching, and there were fine beads of sweat on his back, but there was still no fluctuation when he spoke: "Sir, as I said before, feelings are a very complicated thing."

The husband thought about it for a while and nodded: "I know, you said it."

If it's not complicated, how could it be impossible for Mr. to learn it?

Xie Xiaozhou had a strong desire to turn his head to look at it, but at the same time he knew that he couldn't observe all this.

The more you know, the more dangerous you are.

Indescribable, indescribable, indescribable.

Xie Xiaozhou bit the tip of his tongue, and managed to stay awake under a burst of pain: "So I might feel wrong, I thought my husband had already learned it."

Mr. felt that he was being entangled in: "?"

Xie Xiaozhou added: "I also treat those existences in the same way. After doing what I say, they have 'feelings' for me. Why doesn't my husband have any?"

Hearing this, the boiling and expanding darkness stopped, and stopped at a place close to me.

Mr. seems to understand.

After doing these things, those existences fell in love with Xie Xiaozhou.

And Mr. finished, but not.

It is also Xie Xiaozhou, and the husband is similar to those existences.

So, this is not Xie Xiaozhou's problem, but... Mr.'s problem?

Mr. was a little confused, and even the tentacles were tangled together, forming a dead knot.

The husband said hesitantly: "Could it be... Is there something wrong with me?"

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

Although he didn't know why the husband came to this conclusion, he decided to follow this line of thought, "Maybe we don't understand enough."

"learn……"

Mr. went to the vast memory library to find the explanation of this word, "Does it refer to the mastery and comprehension of something?"

Sometimes, the husband's words are quite academic, Xie Xiaozhou was a little confused when he heard it, and it took a while to realize: "Yes, yes."

Mr. fell into deep thought again.

A few tentacles twisted, and almost twisted itself into a twisted look again.

The husband feels that he already understands human beings very well. He has read countless books and learned human knowledge, skills and language.

But that belongs to the "human" group.

To understand and dissect an individual human being, Mister has never tried.

How to get to know him?

The golden pupils turned slowly, reflecting Xie Xiaozhou's appearance.

Is it anatomy?

Cut open the fragile skin, observe the flow of blood, the distribution of muscles and the beating frequency of the heart?

No, that shouldn't be the case.

When everything is dissected, all humans are the same, there should be something a little more special.

"Then..." The tentacles on Xie Xiaozhou's shoulders turned into slender white palms, and the gentleman appeared from the darkness, his golden eyes shining brightly, "Then how should I understand you?"

Xie Xiaozhou explained: "We should try to do more things together and understand each other more deeply, so that we can have 'feelings'."

more things?

The husband remembered some TV series he had seen, and the hero and heroine in it did just that.

On the screen, they will go on dates in various places such as playgrounds, restaurants, parks, etc., and then after playing some upbeat music, they will hug each other and put their lips to lips...

Does this create feelings?

Mr. think you can try.

The darkness behind Xie Xiaozhou returned to calm, and disappeared into the room like the ebb of the sea.

After my husband knew a new method, he couldn't wait to try it.He put his arms around Xie Xiaozhou's shoulders and said, "Then let's go!"

The tentacles also jumped excitedly.

【Mr. Naive was fooled by Zhou Zhou again】

[I still think Mr. is so cute]

[Sir and Zhouzhou HE!Mister won’t be jealous, you can be the main palace hehehe]

Xie Xiaozhou knew that the test of the husband had passed, but he did not agree to the request of the husband, but said: "I am a little tired."

The husband was a little puzzled: "You are tired, so you can't go out?"

After all, Mr. is of a special race. Sometimes thinking and logic are different from human beings. Xie Xiaozhou understands it very well, and instilled knowledge into Mr. little by little: "Sir, human beings need to rest when they are tired."

Mr. silently added this item into his cognition.

Xie Xiaozhou said: "Moreover, sleeping together is also an activity that can increase the relationship between two people."

Mr.: "Well..."

The tentacles silently rubbed against the ground.

——Even though we sleep together every night, why don't you feel that your relationship has increased?

But Xie Xiaozhou said so, and the husband did not refuse to try again. Anyway, for the husband, time is as much as the water in the ocean, no matter how much it is wasted, it doesn't matter.

So the husband took the lead to lie down, and invited Xie Xiaozhou: "Come quickly."

I don't know when, the silk and satin that bound Mr.'s hair fell off, and the black hair was scattered, and one strand fell on his forehead, and his facial features were flawless.

Seeing this scene, Xie Xiaozhou inexplicably thought of some colorful plots.

No, no.

Can't think so!

Xie Xiaozhou tried his best to erase these unhealthy thoughts from his mind, lay down next to his husband, and closed his eyes.

He was facing the side of his husband, his legs curled up slightly.Not long after, there was the sound of slow and long breathing, sounding like falling asleep.

The husband turned his head and saw that Xie Xiaozhou's black hair was messy and his lips were slightly rosy.

The golden pupils spun around.

As if he was out of control, the husband leaned over, imitating the appearance on TV, and slowly touched Xie Xiaozhou's with his lips.

After finishing, the husband suddenly opened the distance again, and rubbed the corners of his lips with his fingers.

It seems... I feel a little bit.

In the corner, the tentacle, which was competing with itself, finally untied the knot on its body, and quickly climbed up, wanting to try it too.

But before he touched Xie Xiaozhou, he was picked up by the husband, tied a bow again, and thrown aside.

【Ah, sir, so cute, I screamed】

【Am I the only one who cares about how Zhouzhou can get out this time? 】

【Sir is so cute, you shouldn’t embarrass us, Zhou Zhou】

[Not necessarily, I feel that Mister is quite dangerous, it just looks... Well, I admit that Mister is really cute! 】

The audience who were watching the live broadcast were still discussing intensely, when the live broadcast room suddenly went dark.

【What's wrong? 】

[Is this a light?Did something go wrong again? 】

[Hurry up, I want to watch Zhouzhou! 】

[Will the program team do anything?Close the live broadcast room now?Get out of here quickly! 】

But no matter how the audience insulted the program group, the live broadcast room did not appear again, but an announcement appeared in the center of the screen.

["Abnormal Cleanup Company" has completed filming, please wait for the broadcast of the edited version]

【? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Where is my boat? 】

[Isn't Zhou Zhou out yet?How did it end? 】

[The sb program team quickly come out and explain! 】

It's just that the program group only released such an announcement, and then disappeared.

The show stopped inexplicably before seeing the finale.This caused the audience to become emotional. After half an hour, the entire screen was still barraged. What was even more hateful was that halfway through the scrolling, the live broadcast room of "Abnormal Cleanup Company" was directly closed.

Then a sign [Fault, the program team is under maintenance...] was hung up.

***

Backstage.

The filming location of the program group.

I don't know where the staff of the program group work, but the place where there is only a void of darkness, stretching as far as the eye can see.

In the darkness, there are as many light spots as stars floating.

Each point of light is a world, and if you look closely, you can see the scene in it—that is, what the audience in the live broadcast room sees.

Now, all the staff of the program group crowded together in front of a spot of light.

This is the world in which The Unusual Cleanup Company is filmed.

"How is this going?"

"Is there a glitch again?"

"What glitch?"

"The world where "Abnormal Cleanup Company" was filmed already had many loopholes. In addition, a guest summoned the BOSS from other worlds. The influx of various huge forces made the world more unstable, leading to Unrepairable failure..."

"Talking nonsense!"

"That is, what will be the result of this failure?"

"At present, there is only one bad consequence - after the filming of "Abnormal Cleanup Company" has not finished, and now another program has started filming, and new guests have entered."

"Isn't there a guest from "Anomaly Cleanup Company" in it?"

"So now we have urgently closed the live broadcast room. This is something I have never encountered before. I don't know what to do..."

"Thriller Variety Show" has been established for such a long time, and this is the first time it has encountered such a thing, and the program team members don't know what to do.

Finally, the director was woken up by loud noises.In the darkness, a pair of huge lantern-like eyes lit up.

"what happened?"

As he said that, the pair of lantern-sized eyes turned, staring at the spot of light where the "Abnormal Clearance Company" was located.

The light spot flickers on and off, and sometimes becomes extraordinarily bright, as if something is about to come out of it—this represents the instability of this world.

"How is this going?"

The staff of the program group looked at me and I looked at you, and finally one came out and explained the ins and outs of the matter to the director.

After the director finished listening, he glanced at the other light spots and keenly noticed that there were still several worlds that had changed.

"These..." The director went through those worlds one by one, "What's wrong?"

The staff took a look, isn't this the world that Xie Xiaozhou went in to shoot?

"..."

The staff was sweating profusely.

The director shouted: "Say!"

A respectful and panicked voice sounded: "Director, these are all experienced by a guest...Since he filmed, these worlds have become very unstable."

"Especially in this world..."

rustling—

A completely dark spot of light was sent to the director.

"This is a Western fantasy world, and it has become like this since the filming of "Let's Go! Boys Over Flowers (Europe)"."

The director's huge eyes looked over.

The world connected by the dots of light is barren, everything is withered, and there is no life in it.

And the most important thing is that the ultimate boss, Doctor Bird Beak, who should stay inside, is also missing.

Those eyes were bulging, and blue veins appeared on the surface, which looked very scary: "How long has this state lasted?"

"Uh... for a while."

The director said furiously, "Then why didn't you report earlier!"

"..."

"I thought it was just a small thing..."

"And it's just a few worlds, it doesn't matter, after all, the world will repair itself..."

The rage reached the extreme, but the director became calmer: "So, what is this on your head?"

A voice came from over there: "Director, have you forgotten? I am a headless ghost."

director:"……"

Headless ghost: "?"

Director: "Get lost!"

The headless ghost couldn't figure it out, and rolled away aggrieved.

The director then called the other members of the program team: "Who is that guest?"

The other staff were trembling: "It's...a guest named Xie Xiaozhou."

After the name appeared, the director immediately called up the show that the guest had filmed. After watching it, the eyes grew bigger, as if they were about to explode at any moment.

"This guest..." the director gritted his teeth, "I don't want to see him anymore, hurry up, get rid of him—"

The ultimate boss in every small world is the consciousness of that existence, which has been suppressed for so many years, but I didn't expect that the director just took a nap and awakened consciously.

It's all because of this guest!

But it's okay, as long as this guest is resolved, it will be fine.

You pushed the staff, I pushed you, and a voice came out of nowhere: "But..." The ultimate boss in the show is protecting him.

The director was furious, and with a "bang", the talking ghost was directly crushed by invisible hands.

"I don't want to hear the reason!"

With this lesson learned, the other staff did not dare to speak, and immediately ran to make arrangements.

It sounds like the program group has a lot of rights, but because of certain rules, the staff can't take the lives of the guests at will, they can only do it through the ghost NPC in the program group.

As far as the naked eye can see, in the world Xie Xiaozhou is in now, there is nothing stronger than Mr.

Then... we can only rely on the guests.

***

【Welcome to the shooting site of the horror variety show】

It was that familiar female voice.

But this time was different, her voice trembled slightly, as if she was afraid of something.

[This is an adventure variety show——]

Before the words were finished, there was a burst of "Zi La" electric sound, covering the previous words.

After a while, the female voice spoke again.

[This is a group confrontation variety show - "The Call of the Deep Sea"]

[This variety show is a group confrontation mode, all guests are in the same camp, and your opponent is a guest named "Xie Xiaozhou"]

[In group confrontation variety shows, guests from different camps can be slaughtered without being bound by the "Guest Rules".After winning, the salary will be doubled, and all the identity cards of the opposing camp will be obtained]

【Then, your task is to kill Xie Xiaozhou】

【If necessary, the program team will provide some special help】

The voice fell.

The guests who appeared at the shooting scene looked at each other in blank dismay.

One of them tentatively said, "Isn't it an adventure and decryption variety show?"

As soon as these words came out, other people immediately agreed: "Me too."

"How is this going?"

"Did the show crew make a mistake?"

A girl thought for a while and said, "I don't think there should be a mistake, maybe the program group suddenly changed the theme?"

"It sounds like group confrontation variety shows are also good, at least the pay can be doubled."

"Yes, and as long as there is only one person in the opposite camp."

"There are six of us, are we afraid that we won't be able to kill one person on the other side?"

The guests looked at each other.

"Now we have the same goal, and we don't have to fight each other. Let's talk about our identity cards, and then work together—"

"Kill Xie Xiaozhou and win the game."

Amidst the noisy sound, a little doubt came out: "By the way, do you know who Xie Xiaozhou is and where is he now?"

***

Xie Xiaozhou is dating now.

Or candlelight dinner.

The gentleman sat opposite him, picked up the knife and fork, and cut the steak on the plate with a standard posture.It's just that he used too much force, and only heard a "click", the plate cracked, and even a small gap appeared on the table.

gentlemen:"……"

He still can't be a perfect human being.

A tentacle quickly squirmed over and swept away the steak and the plate.

The gentleman put down the knife and fork in his hand as if nothing had happened: "What do you think?"

Xie Xiaozhou glanced at the waiter who was walking by and his head fell off as he walked, and showed a sincere smile: "Not bad."

Mr. nodded: "I feel very good too."

In a place where the candlelight does not shine, a tentacle silently gnaws on the plate; another tentacle is holding a long piece of paper with crooked words written on it; A horizontal line was drawn on Candlelight Dinner; a tentacle next to it looked at the content on the paper and nodded with satisfaction.

As long as this is done, the husband can be raised by Xie Xiaozhou.

The author has something to say:

Tell me a little bit about the behind-the-scenes staff of this show.

Zhou Zhou: After I finished these things, they all developed feelings for me, why not sir?

Mr.: It must be my problem, I have to review, I have to work hard not to lose to these existences!