Debuted in the C position of the thriller variety show

【Hahahahahaha】

【This is the first time I have seen Neptune Zhouzhou so speechless】

[Sir is so cute!I'm going to feel sorry for Qin Yuan, the God of the River and the doctor. I climbed the wall crazily. I'm sure about this stock, sir! 】

【Zhouzhou hurry up and play with Mr.I'm not short of this traffic!I'm ready】

Xie Xiaozhou can be regarded as a senior guest of this underworld show.He starred in various variety shows, and met various bosses with different personalities.

Among them are Qin Yuan who is indifferent but ignorant of the world, the river god who is both kind and evil, and the crazy and paranoid doctor.

It can be said that no matter what kind of boss, Xie Xiaozhou can handle them with ease.

However, it is the first one to play cards so unreasonably like Mr.

Fully automatic strategy.

I attack myself.

Xie Xiaozhou really wanted to ask: Sir, can you have the dignity of a boss?

Can you talk nonsense just by playing with the word?I always feel that it sounds weird, with a face that can't pass the review, and will be harmonized in the next second.

Xie Xiaozhou decided to explain all the misunderstandings clearly: "Sir, it's not very good to play with the meaning of this word."

But the husband was stubborn: "I think it's very good."

According to what the human being said just now, Xie Xiaozhou has played with a lot of existing emotions, a lot, greater than or equal to three.

Since so many beings are willing to be played with, then Mr. also wants to be treated like this.

Xie Xiaozhou: "No..."

Mr. understood: "You don't want to play with me? You don't want to play with me?" He even felt a little wronged, "But, in your human cognition, my appearance is a kind of fish. You are the king of the sea, you should raise me .”

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

It’s over.

I really can't explain it now.

Xie Xiaozhou wanted to get Shen Baixi out and beat him up. Who asked you to tell Mr. these strange words?

Xie Xiaozhou resisted the movement of supporting his forehead, and parted his lips: "Actually, I am not the king of the sea, and I have not played with others." He paused, and added another word, "...feelings."

This sounds a little more normal.

The gentleman was a little puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Obviously those existences have feelings for Xie Xiaozhou, otherwise, how could they share part of their power and give it to Xie Xiaozhou?

In the eyes of the husband, this is "emotion".

But Xie Xiaozhou said again that he didn't play with other people's feelings.

Sir is a little confused.

The tentacle hidden in Xie Xiaozhou's pocket tied itself into a bow, and he wanted to untie it, but he couldn't untie it.

"They..." Mr. asked suspiciously, "Don't they have feelings for you?"

Xie Xiaozhou felt that he could no longer instill some strange knowledge into his husband, he had to be corrected, so as not to ask some strange questions all the time.

It always feels like you are leading a bad child, which makes people feel a strange sense of guilt.

"Cough..." Xie Xiaozhou stepped over a vine on the ground, thought about it, and said, "In fact, there are many feelings between people, not just love."

After finally untying his tentacles, Mr. fell into a new question: "?"

Xie Xiaozhou is persuasive: "In addition to love, there are also family affection and friendship..."

Mr. understands a little bit.

He has read these words in books.

It's just that since Mr. was born, he has been sleeping in the deep sea, without relatives or friends.

These are feelings that he can't feel.

The tentacles arched and made a thoughtful expression: "Then you and them..."

Xie Xiaozhou said categorically: "We are just acquaintances, you misunderstood."

[Qin Yuan:? 】

[River God & Evil God:? 】

【doctor:? 】

【gentlemen:? 】

[Sir: Although I don’t know what they are doing, they all sent question marks, so I’ll post one too]

Tentacles crooked: "?"

friend.

The word Mr. knows, and it is used to describe someone who knows and has friendship.

However, the husband doesn't think Xie Xiaozhou is friends with them.

Mr. can "see" everything in this city, gain insight into human nature and faintly perceive something.

He said: "However, the existence that appeared in the school thinks you are the person he likes."

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

This is Qin Yuan.

Mr. said: "The existence that appeared in the sea wants you to be his bride."

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

This is the river god.

Mr. continued to ask: "There is another existence that has not appeared, and thinks you are his little Qiangwei."

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

This is a doctor.

The husband praised very sincerely: "So, I think you are very powerful and can play with so many existences." He asked again, "Can I have one more?"

Xie Xiaozhou: This is not a question of whether it will work or not.

He decided to rescue his husband's three views again, and used a simple and easy-to-understand metaphor to illustrate: "Sir, do you watch TV or movies?"

Mr. nodded: "Look."

Mr. thinks that humans are a very interesting race.

Human beings are short-lived and fragile, and a small disease can kill them, but they are full of imagination and create all kinds of things.

Mr. likes to watch TV movies made by human beings and learn something from them.

Xie Xiaozhou: "They and I...were filming TV shows. These identities are all staged, not real. After the filming is over, it doesn't count."

The husband seems to understand, and feels that what Xie Xiaozhou said is a bit profound.

TV, this gentleman knows.

I don't know much about acting, sir.

And my husband didn't think it was a show.Those existences are clearly - care, they care about that word, they care about Xie Xiaozhou very much.

Just like what Xie Xiaozhou said, those existences have been protecting him and helping him without asking for anything in return.

If you don't like it, why would you do it?

Xie Xiaozhou said: "It's one thing in a TV show, but another thing after the filming is over. I'm not Aquaman at all, and I don't like different people at the same time."

【I'm not flirtatious, it's just that my heart is broken into countless petals, and I just fell in love with different people】

[If what Zhou Zhou said is true, then he is really a heartless Neptune]

【Isn't this more exciting.jpg】

[What's the meaning of love brain?Only someone as calm and ruthless as Zhou Zhou can be interesting! 】

The husband was a little confused, tried hard to digest all this, and sighed thoughtfully: "That's right..."

Xie Xiaozhou thought that the husband understood what he said, so he breathed a sigh of relief—how can acting be regarded as playing with emotions?

For professional actors, if a crew plays a role, is it possible that they can't act again after they have just finished the love story?

In Xie Xiaozhou's view, this is not Neptune, it's just dedication!

What is playing with other people's feelings?

Nothing!

It must be corrected so that the mister does not misunderstand again.

Mr. was lost in thought, and a small tentacle tangled up.

***

After solving my husband's little doubts, Xie Xiaozhou trekked in the enlarged version of the open-air park. Walking, a tropical rainforest suddenly appeared in his sight.

This was supposed to be just a tropical rainforest exhibition hall, but at this time, the ornamental plants inside grew wildly, pushing up the outer walls and the glass sky, the vines wrapped around the steel bars, and the roots of the trees arched from the concrete floor out.

This scene seems like a scene from a sci-fi movie.

Xie Xiaozhou stopped, and the overgrown bushes and grass brushed across his calf, making a rustling sound.

He looked up at the ten-story palm tree, and heard his husband say, "That guy is right here, I'm hiding, he can't feel me."

As soon as the words fell, Xie Xiaozhou noticed that the surrounding plants had undergone strange changes, and their leaves, veins and roots all emitted a crystal gleam.

In the background of various shades of green, light spots floated up one by one, like fireflies one after another, floating among the trees.

All this seems like a fairy tale world, but behind the beauty is often the cruel truth.

Under the illusory light, the vitality of the entire botanical garden is constantly absorbing, and it will not stop until it is barren.

Xie Xiaozhou felt a moist wind blowing past his face, and when he looked down, his skin had the same halo as the plants.

Then, a large number of light spots appeared in the line of sight.Those light spots are full of vitality, constantly wriggling and rising.

Xie Xiaozhou was in a trance for a moment, as if at that moment, a straw was inserted into his body, and something was constantly sucking the vitality in his body.

However, this state only lasted for a short moment.

"Click" sound.

Xie Xiaozhou opened the cover of the pocket watch, and the hour and minute hands inside stopped turning—the time on his body was suspended at this moment, and there would be no change.

After waking up in this state, Xie Xiaozhou heard his husband say again: "He is eating, and after eating, he will mature..."

"He... likes you very much."

Although Xie Xiaozhou couldn't see Mr.'s expression, he could hear the proud tone in his words: "Sure enough, there are many people who like you."

Xie Xiaozhou: ...Thank you, this kind of liking is unnecessary.Also, it doesn't seem like it's anything to be proud of.

The gentleman pondered for a moment, and said, "He's here to look for you."

As soon as Sheng finished speaking, Xie Xiaozhou saw that all the plants began to move and rustle - they instinctively grew upwards, and the branches were straight towards the sky, as if they were chasing something.

"Big brother--"

At some point, an eight or nine-year-old boy stood in front of Xie Xiaozhou. His skin was fair, with baby fat on his face, and his eyes were like obsidian, staring at Xie Xiaozhou.

"Big brother, are you here to look for me?" The little boy asked with his head tilted in a soft voice.

Xie Xiaozhou stared at the little boy for a moment, then remembered.

This is the little boy who lined up with his mother at the gate of the botanical garden.

Even if he recognized it, Xie Xiaozhou did not let down his vigilance.

You know, anything can happen in this underworld show, and if necessary, he won't trust anyone in the show.

Seeing that Xie Xiaozhou didn't answer, the little boy said again: "Big brother, my mother and I got separated, can you go find my mother with me?"

Xie Xiaozhou wanted to answer no.

This kind of plot, in a horror movie, is properly a death plot.

But Mr.'s voice rang in his ears: "In the past. This human being was just parasitized. Only by finding his body can we catch him."

Xie Xiaozhou nodded.

The little boy looked very happy, skipping and walking in the woods.

Xie Xiaozhou followed behind him.

Walked all the way and came to a garden.

There are a few scattered trees in the garden. Compared with the giant plants outside, the trees here can be said to be miniature.

Those trees look slender, and their postures are weird, crooked, like the torso of a human body.

There was also a deep pit in the middle of the garden. The little boy was squatting in front of the deep pit, urging: "Big brother, come quickly, my mother fell down."

Xie Xiaozhou walked towards the little boy. When he passed a tree, he turned his head and found a pair of wooden eyes growing on the top of the tree's trunk.

The master said in Xie Xiaozhou's ear: "This is a human being eaten by him."

Xie Xiaozhou saw at a glance that all the lifelike trees were humans in the botanical garden.His lips moved, and he asked, "Sir, what kind of abnormal thing is this?"

Mister: "This is... the color from the stars."

"Boom" sounded.

In the deep pit ahead, a dense mist emerged.

The mist does not have a fixed shape, it flows around and emits a special light.It is difficult to define its color with a vocabulary representing color, which is a color that does not exist in the world, full of charming luster.

When he saw the mist, Xie Xiaozhou felt a tingling pain in his temple, his body seemed uncontrollable, and he wanted to walk into the mist.

But just as he took a step, he felt a cold and soft touch on his wrist, and then, a tall figure enveloped him from behind.

The mist that was about to touch Xie Xiaozhou dissipated.

Mr.: "I'm protecting you again, but I've been doing what you said."

Xie Xiaozhou turned his head to the side, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Mr.'s flawless face, which was full of compliments.

...really a bit like a good dog.

No.

Can't think so.

The mist flowing over there seems to have sensed the danger, and it swelled wildly.In the blink of an eye, the vegetation on the ground lost its original color and became pale.

Vitality withers, everything decays.

If Xie Xiaozhou hadn't used the "time recorder" pocket watch to freeze his own time, he would have been drained of life.

However, no matter how much mist struggles, it can't escape from Mr.'s palm.

Xie Xiaozhou raised his eyes and saw a thick black mist around Mr., with an octopus-like tentacle emerging occasionally from below.

Xie Xiaozhou's inspiration is very high. After seeing a part of "truth", fantasies should appear and some crazy and twisted scenes will appear.

But as soon as he saw the tentacle, a hundred ways to make octopus come to mind, such as octopus balls, iron plate octopus and so on.

Mr.'s tentacles trembled inexplicably, and they shrank tightly back into the black mist.

The star color in the botanical garden is not yet fully mature, and it is not worth mentioning in front of the husband.

The gentleman stretched out his hand to grab it, and then took the invisible star color into the palm of his hand. After the black mist dissipated, what appeared in front of him was the flawless face of the gentleman.

The fingers of his right hand were flattened, and a shapeless mass of color floated in the palm of his hand, emitting a bright light as it flowed.

[Congratulations, you have successfully cleaned up the anomaly, and it has been judged that this object is a level * anomaly]

[*-level abnormal object-***: Star Color (juvenile body)

Details: The colors from the stars, a strange life form that comes from the depths of the universe and has no specific form

Containment Method: Containment is not recommended.If you want to contain it, please imprison it with a strong magnetic field, and irradiate it with uninterrupted strong light for 24 hours, and pour it with reinforced concrete within five kilometers around it, so that no life forms can appear]

The gentleman took a step forward and extended his right hand in front of Xie Xiaozhou: "For you."

Xie Xiaozhou's eyes reflected Xing Zhicai's appearance, and he didn't reach out to pick it up.

Uh... this thing, it’s okay for Mr. to come across it, what if he gets sucked dry?

The husband met Xie Xiaozhou's eyes, as if he could see the worries in his heart: "I have already dealt with it, there is no danger."

As he said that, the gentleman moved a little closer to Xie Xiaozhou, and stretched out his hand to pinch his earlobe.

Xie Xiaozhou felt a tingling pain in his left earlobe, followed by a burst of coldness.

The gentleman let go of his hand and took a step back to look.

Among the soft black hair, there is an extra earring on the white earlobe. The embellishment on the earring is a small, translucent stone, and there is a dense mist flowing in it-it is the color of starlight.

The gentleman stared at the boy in front of him.

In human vocabulary, this should say...

"It's beautiful." Said Mr. seriously.

[Zhouzhou got another jewelry]

[I suspect that if this continues, Zhouzhou will become a jewelry display stand]

[Bracelets, necklaces, rings, and earrings are all available, and the next bosses, there are not many choices left for you]

[Isn't there still an anklet?There are still ten fingers!Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there are so many! 】

Xie Xiaozhou subconsciously raised his hand and squeezed his earlobe: "Sir..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard Mr. say: "I understand what you said before."

Xie Xiaozhou blinked his eyes.

What do you understand?

Mr.: "Actually, you and those existences are just friends."

Xie Xiaozhou nodded: "Well..."

Mr.: "You are just acting."

Xie Xiaozhou: "Yeah."

The husband said flatly, "Then I want to act too."

It's just the tentacles hiding in the corner that reveal the mood of Mr.

The tentacle excitedly circled around in place, the tip of the tentacle chasing the root, like a dog chasing its own tail.

Regardless of being played with or whatever, Mr. wants to be the same as those existences!

The husband also wants to act with Xie Xiaozhou, and then he likes Xie Xiaozhou!

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

All right.

He made sure again that Mr. really didn't understand anything.

The gentleman bent down, his golden eyes were bright: "Is it okay?"

Xie Xiaozhou: "Yes, yes."

***

When we left the botanical garden, it was already the next morning.

The Resurrection Society has completed the mission this time, and with the fact that most of the actors' guild members are already dead, it is a certainty that they will win the group confrontation competition.

After a day and a night, everyone was exhausted, and fell asleep when they returned to the dormitory.

The guests have no roles for the time being, and the audience in the live broadcast room is still discussing intensely.

[By the way, isn't this a group confrontation program?The actor's guild has clearly lost, how will the next plot be filmed? 】

[I guess the program team originally wanted to arrange Xing Zhicai as the most difficult task, but it was solved by the husband at once. Now it's all over, and there is nothing to shoot before the time comes]

【Hee hee, I, Kang Kang Zhouzhou, can get along well with my husband】

【Sir is the cutest!Thumb.jpg]

Not only the audience is thinking about what to shoot next, but the program team is also thinking about this issue.

According to the arrangement of the program group, "Abnormal Cleanup Company" must be able to shoot for seven days, but unexpectedly, in the past four days, the most difficult task has been solved.

If it is on other programs, in this case, flying guests can be arranged to fill in the number of people, but it happens to be a group confrontation program. If people are stuffed in, wouldn't it be unfair?

After much deliberation, the program team decided to finish the program ahead of schedule, announcing that Resurrection would win, and the guests could leave the program early.

["Abnormal Cleanup Company" filming ends]

[The Resurrection Club won the group confrontation, and the remuneration and identity card will be distributed to the surviving guests at the time of settlement]

When the surviving guests in the program group heard the news, they were first surprised, and then surprised.Without any hesitation, they left the shooting scene immediately.

Li Xiao was about to leave, but seeing no response from Xie Xiaozhou's room, he thought about it and decided to go over to check it out.

But before he got close to Xie Xiaozhou's room, Li Xiao felt a dangerous aura.

Goosebumps appeared on her skin, big beads of sweat flowed down, and her instinctive fear made her dare not take a step closer.

Dark, twisted, all the words used to describe evil can be used in this place.

Behind the door lies a seemingly endless abyss, devouring everything that sees him.

Without any hesitation, Li Xiao directly confirmed his departure from the program group.

In such a short period of time, "alienation" appeared on her body. If she was slower, she would become a weird and terrifying creature.

Xie Xiaozhou...

is he still aliveCan I still leave the show?

This was Li Xiao's last thought.

***

After all the guests left, the live broadcast room of the show should also be closed.The audience chatted for a while, and when they were about to leave, they found that the perspective on the screen was still moving.

【what happened? 】

[Is there anyone left? 】

【Xie Xiaozhou still stayed at the shooting site】

【ah?Why is Zhou Zhou still not leaving? Everyone else has left]

Zoom in.

Xie Xiaozhou sat on the edge of the bed, silently calling the program team in his heart, and applying to end the filming.

But the program team didn't respond, and there was no answer.

Xie Xiaozhou tried again, this time with a response.

Of course, it wasn't that the program crew reacted, but a soft, slippery thing touched his shoulder.

"You want to get out of here?" Mr. asked.

Xie Xiaozhou: "..."

The first time he was born and the second time he was acquainted, he was once again retained by the boss of the show?

The last time he was kept by the river god was because he became the bride of the river god; but this time, Xie Xiaozhou swears to God, he really doesn't have any idea of ​​attacking Mr.

Why did the gentleman keep him?

The husband answered his doubts: "You haven't played around yet, no, you haven't acted with me yet, and taught me what feelings are."

The author has something to say:

Zhou Zhou: I swear I didn't want Mr. Raiders

Mr.: Well, it was I who captured myself

The description about the color of the star refers to Baidu Encyclopedia~