Living in different beds

"Ah, young master," Wu Di didn't expect the other party to sit in front of him, scratching his hair and laughing dryly, "Haha, that... happened seven or eight years ago, you were still in the loli period at that time, you can forgive me..."

"Forgive your size!" The young master stared blankly, "What do you mean by telling me this in vain? Where did I go wrong?"

Zhang Bai shed a drop of cold sweat.

Seven or eight years later, the great god of emotion still firmly believed in the legend of the magic mirror, and still firmly believed in the illusion that he was the most handsome guy in the world. He seemed to suddenly understand why the young master was so popular on the Internet.

Wu Di smiled apologetically, "Yes, yes, you are right. I was shocked when I first saw you. Isn't it really a bug of the Creator that a man is as handsome as you?"

Zhang Bai glanced at Wu Di with contempt, and instantly understood why the invincible cute tiger is Gongzi Xian's best friend.

Finally let Young Master Xian no longer stare at him with his eyes like those two high-voltage lamps, Wu Di wiped the sweat from his forehead, turned his head and whispered to Zhang Bai, "Look, people live in this world, there is always a chance to tell the truth. It's much less than telling a lie."

The handsome editor-in-chief on the rostrum finally finished his incomprehensible report. Hearing the introduction of the next session, Zhang Bai cheered up and held his breath nervously.

Wu Di laughed, grabbed his palm under the table and played with it, "Why are you so nervous?"

"Don't be noisy," Zhang Bai waved him away, "Listen carefully, don't miss your name."

Wu Di smiled and shook his head. He already knew the voting results of the Golden Finger Award from the editor. However, it was rare to see Zhang Bai caring so much about him. He didn't mind watching it for a while.

The award ceremony of Insight Company was hyped up on the Internet, but it was actually just a very relaxing part of the internal annual meeting. A tablet computer, badges representing honor on the column, etc., as well as some dolls, pillows, etc., the female authors rushed to grab it, making the award ceremony as stress-free as a tea party.

Previously, some embarrassing and thunderous awards such as "Most Hardworking Author Award", "Most Rich Fan Award", "Most Poor Ending Award" were awarded, and Young Master Xian won the "Most Handicapped Award" with his famous hand speed. With a dark face, he brought back a pig face pillow and a game disk that was said to be full of hand speed games.

Wu Di laughed unkindly, and poked the pig's nose on his pillow, "Does this mean you're a pig in disguise?"

Successfully made Young Master Xian's face darker, he glanced up at him, grinned distortedly, and said softly, "If I don't have handicap, I'm afraid I won't be able to go with you."

The smile on Wu Di's face instantly froze: This bastard, which pot can't be opened and which pot can be lifted, although Zhang Bai looks heartless, it's hard to guarantee that he won't be jealous for this, and said eagerly to Zhang Bai, "Bai, I'll talk to him It has nothing to do with it, it was all written by book fans La Lang..."

Before Zhang Bai could speak, Young Master Xian Lanhua covered her mouth with her fingers and said in feigned surprise, "Could it be...you didn't confess to Bai Bai our old affairs? Oh, little Shouhu, little Shouhu, how could you be so stupid? ?Although it is a good memory between the two of us, but... Bai Bai, as your current boyfriend, has the right to know."

"Shut up!" Wu Di's forehead was full of veins, "Don't be so ambiguous, I don't have any good memories with you! No!"

Zhang Bai laughed loudly, "You two are not suitable for each other, Shadi is so stupid, he is not good enough for your son."

Wu Di immediately raised his head triumphantly, "Did you hear that, my wife said, I'm so stupid, I'm not good enough for you!"

The people next to them were speechless to the three of them.

A bunch of inexplicable awards were presented in front of the meeting, and the participating authors and some invited book fans were laughing happily. In an instant, the lights of the audience were all turned off, and everyone was shocked. A gold-cast trophy appeared on the screen. It was an upright finger pointing upwards stubbornly. The book on the cup holder was NO.1.

After a short period of silence, the audience was ebullient. Anyone who has participated in previous annual meetings knows that this is the second year of the business operation of Insight Chinese.com, and won the trophy when it won the most valuable website in the Forbes China Celebrity Ceremony.

As soon as this trophy was presented, everyone immediately understood that this is the real grand prize of today - the "Golden Finger Award" will be announced.

The big screen began to display the masterpieces of the award-winning authors in a loop. Many book fans who were invited participated in the scene. Every time a cover appeared, it would cause a burst of screams.

Especially when Gong Zixian's "Battle Flag" appeared, the cheers almost shook the small roof.Young Master Xian even stood up from the author's seat, turned around and waved to the book fans behind him.

Zhang Bai poked Wu Di, "It seems that Young Master Xian is more popular than you."

"It's not the same thing," Wu Di pouted, and said sourly, "This guy's fans are like a cult. One hundred people can make 1 people."

Young Master Xian waved to the book fans, sat down and squinted at Wu Di, "Jealous!"

Just as Zhang Bai was about to speak, there was a sudden burst of screams that pierced the sky. He was so frightened that he hurriedly turned his head to look at the big screen, only to see a stack of beautifully crafted physical books being displayed on it. Invincible cute tiger.

"Your?" Zhang Bai asked Wu Di in surprise.

Wu Di chuckled, "Does your husband still have two brushes?"

"Go to hell," Zhang Bai squinted at him, "When did the physical book come out? It looks pretty good, and I'll buy a set for my collection."

"What is there to collect?" Wu Di patted his chest, "You might as well collect me as you collect it."

"That's right," Zhang Bai was suddenly happy, nodding his head happily, "Hide you in the bookcase, if you think of it, look it up, if you don't remember it, just stay in it."

"Woooo..." Wu Di clutched his chest and pretended to cry, "My pure boyish heart is broken..."

After the cover was displayed, the host appeared on the stage, "After a month of fierce competition, now, let's take a look at the final results." He clicked "View Results" on the touch screen of the electronic screen.

Dozens of rapidly rising bar graphs appeared on the large screens on both sides at the same time. After a few seconds, they stopped at the same time, and only three names were seen high above.

The host laughed and said, "The final winner of the Golden Finger Award in the Annual Original Internet Literature Festival of Insight Chinese.com is..." He lowered his voice and read in a mysterious way, "There are no sons in the Jianghu, only... sons Congratulations to Mr. Xian for winning the Golden Finger Award again and again!"

A certain cult was boiling again, Young Master Xian stood up in a stately manner, waved to everyone, and strolled onto the stage.

The host continued, "There is a book about men's passion, and there is a man who attracts women's attention. He is... a friend of women on the Chinese website, the invincible cute tiger!"

The audience burst into laughter, and Zhang Bai laughed so hard that he almost twitched. Wu Di scolded his mother, stood up with a livid face, and walked onto the stage depressed.

"The reason why human beings are different from livestock and grass is nothing more than a word of love, and she, with a bald pen, has written all kinds of life in the world, iron and blood tenderness, congratulations to our winter god...Midong!"

For this name that is often on the lips of the store manager, Zhang Bai looked over curiously, and saw a long-haired woman with a gentle temperament standing up in the author's seat not far away.

The three of them were all handsome men and beautiful women. When they stood on the stage, all the wolves howled in the audience. Zhang Bai was a little startled, curled his lips, and said to himself, "Is there anything to howl like?"

"Then you don't understand. The famous insight 3P is on the same stage, can you not be excited?" A soft voice sounded from the side, Zhang Bai turned his head, saw the blue bird came to his side at some time, and sat directly In Wu Di's position, he smiled narrowly.

Thinking of the so-called "combined gift" he gave him, Zhang Bai felt that it would be difficult for him to maintain his usual demeanor when facing this person again, so he twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled stiffly, "What insight into 3P?"

"Tsk, tsk," Qingniao pretended to shake his head, "It seems that you don't pay attention to current affairs often, and you have insight into the biggest gossip on the Internet. As the man behind the invincible cute tiger, how can you not even understand this? Come on Come, come, listen, and I will tell you."

Zhang Bai leaned over, and the two of them leaned their heads together.

Blue Bird took out a watercolor pen from his pocket, pulled out a tissue, and unfolded it on the table, "I have both pictures and words."

Zhang Bai's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly had a bad premonition. He saw the watercolor pen in Qingniao's hand, smoothly drawing three villains on the paper towel, shaking his head and saying, "The so-called 3P, ThreePerson also..."

Put a bow on the head of the first villain, "here, Mr. Xian Bao," write a king on the forehead of the second person, "I know you, your Huniu," and the third person has long hair, indicating that he is a Female, "Midong."

Zhang Bai pointed to the three extremely abstract people, and nodded with difficulty, "Are you sure you can use this to explain clearly the origin of the insight into 3P?"

"Trust me," Qingniao said kindly, "It's just a matter of painting, it's a piece of cake."

Zhang Bai stared dumbfounded at his handsome hand with a few brushstrokes, and the three villains on the paper towel were neatly strung together into a candied haws, and a big OX was written under the picture, "Look, ThreePerson In OOXX, this is the most famous Xipi in the history of insight, known as the 3P of insight."