Living in different beds

The second elder lived in N city for less than half a month, and hurriedly boarded the plane to Africa to experience the life of the indigenous people. On the day of sending off the plane, his sons all brought their families with them. Wu Di followed beside him, looking like a filial son-in-law.

Zhang Bai hangs on Wu Di's body as if no one else is around, and with his probe, he sees that Wu Di stuffed a bank card into Su Yun's hand, his eyes widen, "Silly Di, how much do you give?"

Wu Di didn't answer his question, and said with a smile, "Parents should take good care of themselves outside, everything will cost money, so prepare more just in case."

Su Yun generously accepted the bank card, wrote down the password, and cast a blank glance, "Your father said that your elbow is turned outward, which is really good, does it hurt?"

"Where is it?" Zhang Bai's careful thinking was punctured, and he said forcefully, "I'm afraid we will give less than Brother Zhe and the others, and it won't look good."

"Come on," Li Yu rolled his eyes, and said angrily, "You don't know how much Zhezi can give at most for that salary? I'm afraid you're afraid that your fool will suffer?"

"Look at your sour little face," Zhang Bai retorted.

Wu Di and Yuan Zhe looked at each other, smiled helplessly, and patted the man on his shoulder, "Okay, it's time for Mom and Dad to board the plane, help check the luggage."

Elder Ji looked sadly at the silly and naive son who was following Wu Di and turned his elbow outward, and took a deep breath to hold back the tears that were about to fall.

Sending the two elders to board the plane, Zhang Bai and Wu Di held hands, waved to the old man, and called cheerfully, "Dad, Mom, I wish you all the best."

Ji Lao's eyes became hot, and he said to Su Yun with emotion, "Look, my son still cares about us."

Su Yun nodded, "Yes."

Zhang Bai then shouted, "It's okay, don't worry about me all the time, I'm taking care of Shadi, and I'm doing well."

Ji Lao turned around and wiped away his bitter tears, "This little bastard has completely married himself..."

Su Yun was also a little speechless, and comforted Ji Laodao, "Actually, this is not bad, it doesn't matter whether he is married or not, as long as the young couple live a good life."

"Hey, Baibai is so stupid. As long as he falls in love, he will tell himself all about it. What will he do if he is abandoned by Di Zi one day?"

Su Yun sighed, "I hope Xiaodi can take good care of him."

The plane to send the two elders off took off, and everyone went back to their respective homes. As soon as Wu Di entered the house, he threw himself on the sofa, breathing comfortably, "Ah, finally back to the world of two people!"

Zhang Bai followed behind him slowly, and said coolly, "My parents are here to make you so uncomfortable?"

"Didn't you see how worried I am when I serve my father-in-law?" Wu Di lay on the sofa, raised Zhang Bai's finger, let him sit next to him, played with his soft white palm, and said softly, "I'm afraid If the old man is unhappy, he won't let us be together, you are so kind, if you let me leave you, it will be more terrible than killing me."

Zhang Bai finally laughed, curled his lips, "Sweet words!"

"Sentences from the heart."

"Go away!" Zhang Bai waved his hand away, trying to put on a serious face, but he couldn't help but laugh before he lasted a second, "Hey, tomorrow is your insight annual meeting, isn't it? Master Qingniao, will you go? Get me an autograph."

Wu Di looked at his bright smile and thought it was very cute. Zhang Bai's hair was very soft and laid on his forehead obediently, and his eyes became more and more bright. I don't know if it was his own psychological factors. Wu Di always felt that since the two had a relationship, Zhang Bai looked more and more attractive day by day, like a young fruit, gradually ripening.

Seeing this guy looking at him with a silly face, Zhang Bai felt embarrassed and pushed him, "Why are you in a daze, I'm talking to you."

Wu Di suddenly came back to his senses, and smiled self-deprecatingly, "My wife is so beautiful, you will be infatuated immediately."

Zhang Baichang has never been described with such a feminine word as "beautiful" at such a young age, and suddenly became furious, grabbed his ear and beat him violently, "You are beautiful! You are handsome! You are handsome! You are cool! Even a writer who doesn’t even know how to use adjectives!”

Wu Di was beaten badly, licking his wound pitifully, and complaining, "I think it's beautiful..."

"Try to tell me again?" Zhang Bai stared.

Wu Di immediately changed his words, "It's handsome! Handsome! Cool! It's cool!"

"Get out!" Zhang Bai glanced at him sideways, "Don't forget to ask me for the autograph of Master Qingniao tomorrow!"

Seeing that he wasn't angry anymore, Wu Di approached him cautiously and held him in his arms, "Accompany me to the annual meeting, and ask him for it yourself."

"Didn't it mean that only well-known authors can go? I'm not even an author."

"That's too simple." Wu Di raised his head triumphantly, "The head of the security team at the company's headquarters is a die-hard book fan of mine, so it's a piece of cake to bring someone in."

Until Wu Di easily mixed in, Zhang Bai still felt very incredible, "This is too..."

"What's so surprising?" The security team leader put his shoulders on Wu Di enthusiastically, "Don't say that Mrs. Hu is coming to the annual meeting, even Mrs. Hu wants the stars in the sky, so we have to help Brother Hu tie the ladder go."

Zhang Bai blushed, "Don't talk nonsense! What about Mrs. Hu..."

Wu Di yelled at the head of the security team, "Don't worry, your sister-in-law tends to be shy..."

"Oh, you're going to die!" Zhang Bai rushed forward with bared teeth and claws.

"Tsk tsk, I know you two love each other, so you don't need to show off at the company gate," a soft voice sounded from the side.

Zhang Bai turned his head and saw a tall and thin man walking over with a narrow smile, holding a white handbag with a bright chrysanthemum printed on it.

Immediately excited, "Ah, Master Blue Bird!"

Qingniao came over, stretched out her hand unexpectedly, pinched Zhang Bai's face, and exclaimed in surprise, "Xian Xian said it really well, it's very soft, and it's easy to pinch."

Zhang Bai is embarrassed.

Wu Di waved his hand away unhappily, and took Zhang Bai into his arms, "Personal items, please don't touch them."

Zhang Bai stepped on his foot and lowered his voice, "I'll deal with you when I go home!"

Blue Bird looked at the two of them muttering with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and handed the handbag to Zhang Bai, "Here, a combined gift for you two."

"What?" Zhang Bai was shocked.

"A gift," Qingniao blinked at him, turned to Wu Di with a smile on his face, "Congratulations on the successful mating, last time you asked me for advice on how to have sex with a man, you almost killed me from laughing, a 27-year-old virgin , tsk tsk, it's too rare..."

Wu Di's face also turned a little blue, "Think everyone is as lewd as you?"

"Huniu, I'm so disappointed in you," Qingniao sighed resentfully, "As an Internet author who is at the forefront of fashion, how can your thinking be so outdated? Teacher Li Yinhe said that sexual satisfaction is more important than sexual satisfaction. Food is a higher level of people's livelihood issues..."

"Shut up, you!" Wu Di pulled Zhang Bai and turned around to walk inside the company, "Standing at the door of the company talking about sex, I'm really out of my mind."

The first part of the annual meeting was the annual stocktaking report held in the conference room. The authors had almost arrived. Wu Di took Zhang Bai to find an empty table and sat down.

A young man on the rostrum was giving a lengthy report, and the audience fell asleep. Zhang Bai asked Wu Di in a low voice, "Who is that? He's pretty handsome."

"Our editor-in-chief," Wu Di said softly, "is known as Ghost Conspiracy, and if you put all the crappy works in his hands, once packaged, you can feel that they are world-renowned masterpieces."

"Uh... really awesome," Zhang Bai was speechless. After listening for a while, he found that he could not understand a lot of the data he reported. He was afraid that he would make a joke when he fell asleep, so he simply took out the so-called "combined gift" from Jade Bird and opened it. See what it is.

As soon as I took out the packaging bag, I was embarrassed. I saw a bright chrysanthemum printed on the outside of the bag, and a fresh and straight cucumber on the inside.

Wu Di looked at the bag and laughed twice, then shook his head and said, "Birdman's bad taste..."

Afraid of making a noise, Zhang Bai moved very lightly, peeling away the wrapping paper layer by layer, revealing the exquisite wooden box inside, carved with colorful flowers, it looks very high-end at first glance, Zhang Bai is looking forward to it even more.

Wu Di felt that it was necessary for him to give him some psychological training first, "Don't have too much hope, the taste of bird people is quite different from that of normal people."

Before the words finished, Zhang Bai had already opened the box, and he was dumbfounded, "This...this...what is it?"

Wu Di tilted his head for a glance, his expression changed dramatically, he closed the box, and squeezed out every word from between his teeth, "He's being naughty again."

"what?"

Wu Di took the box to the table and opened it for Zhang Bai to see, "A full set of restraint equipment, this is a collar... this is a nipple ring... this is a penis ring... and... you know this, right?"

Zhang Bai's face was red all the way to the base of his ears, the pillar connected with a fluffy cat's tail, unique in shape, round and jade-like, with clear texture...

Cursing in a low voice, "He...he is really...really..." Zhang Bai looked at the extremely glaring thing in the box at this time, tears streaming down his face in pain, "Master Qingniao's gentle and elegant image is in my heart... completely Disillusioned!"

Wu Di patted him on the shoulder like someone who came over, "Don't be sad, you will be disillusioned if you fall in love with someone you shouldn't be in."

Zhang Bai raised his head, "Have you ever been a fan? Who?"

Wu Di seemed to recall some not-so-happy memories, and sighed, "My lord is idle."

"what?"

"Back when I was young and ignorant," Wu Di said painfully, covering his face, "it was the first time I ate at the same table with the young master. I was very excited, but I saw him pick up a spoon and put it on his face. I took a photo before and said, "Mirror mirror, tell me, who is the most handsome man in the world? Oh, it's really me..."

Zhang Bai was dumbfounded. Just as he was about to speak, an author sitting in front turned his head and bared his teeth gloomily, "Little Shouhu, are you impatient?"